"Sheryl's crotch is about to say hello to Sheryl's cleavage."
I died. Excellent, and now I can't un-see it. This whole bunch look ratchet as hell, but I kinda like Carrie Underwears look. Shania girl, next time, just say No!
Shania married her meal ticket. I worked in country at the time and the joke was that if she tried to divorce him, he would release her outtakes. He really was the one who put her on the map (though it really shows in some of her songs that he used to produce Def Leppard. He's kind of a one trick pony) She's gorgeous, though. No doubt about that.
@Nutty_Flavor "Kelly Clarkson looks like she was styled by J.C. Penney, circa 1992" you are being way too kind... I was thinking "85". I hate to admit it but I do love CU's dress!
Kelly Clarkson had several missteps through the night with her red carpet and performance dresses, as both were just not flattering at all. I still LOVE her though.
And Swifty was doing some horribly over-contrived emoting during her performance that made me roll my eyes and change the channel.
I always found the Twania divorce highly suspicious, as in PR move. Oh sure, he was with her best friend, but I firmly believe she was with the other guy and she played the sympathy card to get away with it.
Why are there so many country music award shows? For someone not into country music, I always found that weird.
msgirl, I always found the whole thing shady. He supposedly sees her in a late night low budget song video and 'falls in love' with her voice (oh please) then she takes the music scene by storm (even branching out to EZ listening and Top 40) His influence was still pretty big at the time behind the scenes so I have an inkling that had something to do with it. Then, after not going a week without being papped, she suddenly get's pregnant and they disappear to the Swiss Alps or somewhere and not a pic is taken in over a year. Shady stuff, then again the inernet wasn't that big then (mid-late 90's) so that may have something to do with the lack of pics. Wasn't she reportedly fooling around with her Bf's husband too? The rumors were conflicting at the time. One was that she was practicing a meditation that ruled out sex, the other was that she cheated too. All I know is that she dropped out of sight like *snap* that.
As far as Country awards shows, their egos are just as big as the others, they just say "Thank you" with a twang and a ya'll thrown in.
Tim's heels/ lifts are bigger than Faith's. Same with Keith Urban's. Do they not realize how ridiculous they look lol? Keith and Tom Cruise must get their shows from the same place.
Oh man, Kelly, that dress....not great. Shania needs a stylist. She still thinks it's 2000. Not a good look. In fact, all these bitches look like shit. Everyone but maybe Jewel.
Still in shock over that pantsuit...Crows' stylist must hate her Baaad.I like Faith Hills' shoes, they don't go but they're cute. Sorry sweetie but dramatic hair and dress cannot make a girl next door face drahmatic too, she should have lowered that hair drawbridge, lol. in all the talk about Clarkson, did anyone else mention her polka dot shoes?
There was a picture of Kaley on yahoo that showed her at an angle that highlighted her rear...Girl has a LOVERLY rear end. Not digging her hair though.
Oh Kelly..Kelly, Kelly Kelly..naw baby. Tay Tay's dress I like.
Shania's outfit is a train wreck. As are Sheryl Crow's pants.
Taylor looks good. She may be cray cray, but no one rocks a sparkly dress like she does. Carrie's dress is really interesting. Shania looks like she just came from answering the bat signal and forgot to change out of her superhero outfit.
I want to go shopping in Taylor Swift's closet. She rocks a red carpet. Faith looks beautiful there. I like her. Shania is too but I hate what she's wearing. I'm going to pretend like I didn't see Sheryl Crow.
I always thought Shania and Mutt (his look so matches his nickname he must be packin) were doing the swing thing with that other couple and then Mutt decided he liked that other woman better. Or...Shania decided she liked the guy better. I like Carrie's dress, and Kaley's, but her eye makeup is too raccoon-like.
I really do like Kelly Clarkson, but her dress reminds me of my moments where I finally fit into a dress I bought 5 years ago and just HAD to wear it no matter what the fashion had going on at the time. Even if it didn't really flatter me at all - IT FIT!
I think Curly Haired Slacker and I may have another closet we need to Burglar Bunch - Cuoco's! I have been loving all her awards show dresses. I know some of you don't care for her hair, but I think it's pretty bitchin that she is always changing it up and takes risks. Unlike Sophia Vargara who is gorgeous but ALWAYS wears her hair the same way. I can do cool braids, Sophia!! I'll style you!
I really like Kaley's dress. And I like that she mixes up her style and hair. Life should be fun and she's out there being fun with her choices. I gotta give her props for that!
the CMA dresses are usually awful. carrie's dress looks like a kleenex box. kelly's hair is too light for her. but she looks SO happy. glad for her. hope her guy is the real deal.
Jewel looked beautiful on tv. And I always got the MV vibe from Shania. I know the clues point to JHo but it was so odd with the whole Mutt Lange thing and when they split she "lost" her voice. Just weird right?
Love Carrie Underwood's dress. It's a real love-it-or-hate-it dress, and I love it.
ReplyDeleteKelly Clarkson looks like she was styled by J.C. Penney, circa 1992.
Those nude pantyhose..... :(
DeleteKaley looks beautiful.
ReplyDeleteLOVE Kelly's dress. I have one in that exact shade and it's my "hottie" dress. :)
ReplyDeleteSwifty looks the Mummy Queen.
Sheryl's crotch is about to say hello to Sheryl's cleavage.
I love Shania, always have, always will. I couldn't believe it when she married that Mutt and wasn't surprised when he cheated on her. With her BF!!!
Why is Kaley Cuoco at the ACM Awards? Random.
"Sheryl's crotch is about to say hello to Sheryl's cleavage."
DeleteI died. Excellent, and now I can't un-see it. This whole bunch look ratchet as hell, but I kinda like Carrie Underwears look. Shania girl, next time, just say No!
@di, right?!
DeleteKaley's dress has a "Tron" thing going on.
Oh man, never mind the heinous outfit. What on earth did Sheryl do to her face?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteI love Kelly Clarkson, but I hate her as a blonde. It washes her out horribly. She's sexy as a brunette.
ReplyDeleteGetting tired of Taylor's ponytail and messy bangs look. It just doesn't look right.
Carrie's dress is beautiful.
I was wondering the same thing re: Kaley Izzie.
ReplyDeleteShania married her meal ticket. I worked in country at the time and the joke was that if she tried to divorce him, he would release her outtakes. He really was the one who put her on the map (though it really shows in some of her songs that he used to produce Def Leppard. He's kind of a one trick pony)
She's gorgeous, though. No doubt about that.
Kaley's look is stunning! I think the hair's just a leeeetle too high, but thats me. She looks amazing. Everyone else can go home.
ReplyDelete@Nutty_Flavor "Kelly Clarkson looks like she was styled by J.C. Penney, circa 1992" you are being way too kind... I was thinking "85". I hate to admit it but I do love CU's dress!
ReplyDeleteKelly Clarkson had several missteps through the night with her red carpet and performance dresses, as both were just not flattering at all. I still LOVE her though.
ReplyDeleteAnd Swifty was doing some horribly over-contrived emoting during her performance that made me roll my eyes and change the channel.
I would like to see a Carrie and Taylor catfight.
ReplyDeleteAgree that Kaley's hair is a little "mushroom cloud" looking, but other than that she looks great.
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ReplyDeleteKelly and her fiancé were chomping on gum and that's enough to kill any outfit. I hate to say it but Taylor has the best red carpet look out of this bunch.
ReplyDeleteI always found the Twania divorce highly suspicious, as in PR move. Oh sure, he was with her best friend, but I firmly believe she was with the other guy and she played the sympathy card to get away with it.
ReplyDeleteWhy are there so many country music award shows? For someone not into country music, I always found that weird.
@msgirl was there not a blind about that? People guessed it was the director guy's ex wife that got caught with Kirsten Stewart but this works
DeleteKaley Cuoco looks like she is going for the lead role in Beetlejuice II.
ReplyDeleteKaley always looks miserable or annoyed. What's up with that
ReplyDeletesee my comment in pics above ...head/desk
ReplyDeletemsgirl, I always found the whole thing shady. He supposedly sees her in a late night low budget song video and 'falls in love' with her voice (oh please) then she takes the music scene by storm (even branching out to EZ listening and Top 40) His influence was still pretty big at the time behind the scenes so I have an inkling that had something to do with it. Then, after not going a week without being papped, she suddenly get's pregnant and they disappear to the Swiss Alps or somewhere and not a pic is taken in over a year. Shady stuff, then again the inernet wasn't that big then (mid-late 90's) so that may have something to do with the lack of pics. Wasn't she reportedly fooling around with her Bf's husband too? The rumors were conflicting at the time. One was that she was practicing a meditation that ruled out sex, the other was that she cheated too.
ReplyDeleteAll I know is that she dropped out of sight like *snap* that.
As far as Country awards shows, their egos are just as big as the others, they just say "Thank you" with a twang and a ya'll thrown in.
Tim's heels/ lifts are bigger than Faith's. Same with Keith Urban's. Do they not realize how ridiculous they look lol? Keith and Tom Cruise must get their shows from the same place.
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ReplyDeleteOh man, Kelly, that dress....not great. Shania needs a stylist. She still thinks it's 2000. Not a good look. In fact, all these bitches look like shit. Everyone but maybe Jewel.
ReplyDeletehorrible dress all around. I like taylor tho
ReplyDeleteWhat is this the worst dressed gallery? expept for Cuoco everyone else is dressing hideously
ReplyDeleteThat long comment about Sheryl Crow but nothing for Shania? Blech she looks awful.
ReplyDeleteStill in shock over that pantsuit...Crows' stylist must hate her Baaad.I like Faith Hills' shoes, they don't go but they're cute. Sorry sweetie but dramatic hair and dress cannot make a girl next door face drahmatic too, she should have lowered that hair drawbridge, lol. in all the talk about Clarkson, did anyone else mention her polka dot shoes?
ReplyDeleteAwards season never ends for country music, does it?
ReplyDeleteThere was a picture of Kaley on yahoo that showed her at an angle that highlighted her rear...Girl has a LOVERLY rear end. Not digging her hair though.
ReplyDeleteOh Kelly..Kelly, Kelly Kelly..naw baby. Tay Tay's dress I like.
Shania's outfit is a train wreck. As are Sheryl Crow's pants.
Taylor looks good. She may be cray cray, but no one rocks a sparkly dress like she does. Carrie's dress is really interesting. Shania looks like she just came from answering the bat signal and forgot to change out of her superhero outfit.
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ReplyDeleteI want to go shopping in Taylor Swift's closet. She rocks a red carpet.
ReplyDeleteFaith looks beautiful there. I like her. Shania is too but I hate what she's wearing. I'm going to pretend like I didn't see Sheryl Crow.
I always thought Shania and Mutt (his look so matches his nickname he must be packin) were doing the swing thing with that other couple and then Mutt decided he liked that other woman better. Or...Shania decided she liked the guy better.
ReplyDeleteI like Carrie's dress, and Kaley's, but her eye makeup is too raccoon-like.
I really do like Kelly Clarkson, but her dress reminds me of my moments where I finally fit into a dress I bought 5 years ago and just HAD to wear it no matter what the fashion had going on at the time. Even if it didn't really flatter me at all - IT FIT!
ReplyDeleteYeah, she's just a normal girl.
I think Curly Haired Slacker and I may have another closet we need to Burglar Bunch - Cuoco's! I have been loving all her awards show dresses. I know some of you don't care for her hair, but I think it's pretty bitchin that she is always changing it up and takes risks. Unlike Sophia Vargara who is gorgeous but ALWAYS wears her hair the same way. I can do cool braids, Sophia!! I'll style you!
ReplyDeleteCount me in Sunny! Burglar Bunch LOL!
DeleteI really like Kaley's dress. And I like that she mixes up her style and hair. Life should be fun and she's out there being fun with her choices. I gotta give her props for that!
I think the pics of her hair are from a weird angle. Besides its a rock award show, let her show a different side!
DeleteHey Mikey! ITA!
DeleteWhy do we have to pick one hair style and wear it forever? That's lame. She's young and hip, let her rock the rocker hair!
Thanks Dia!
DeleteUgly frock party......
ReplyDeleteKaley looks like a cockatiel.
ReplyDeleteLook at our beautiful girl Kaley. Awesomeness embodied.
ReplyDeleteLove Kaley, but not last night's look
ReplyDeleteKaley, you looked nice, as did Taylor Swift.
ReplyDeleteShania looks like she's trying to do "50 Shades of Grey, the Country Musical." I don't like it.
@ ABlake - Mutt fell in love with Shania's FACE. Back then she was young and breathtaking lovely. Her voice was good, too.
ReplyDeletethe CMA dresses are usually awful. carrie's dress looks like a kleenex box. kelly's hair is too light for her. but she looks SO happy. glad for her. hope her guy is the real deal.
ReplyDeleteYeah Mango, that's what I meant:)
ReplyDeleteHis story back in the day was he saw her low budget video and was drawn by her 'talent'
Of course he fell in love with her face. She was lovely.
I think we will have to agree to disagree on the the voice thing, though.
Haven't seen Jewel in forever!
ReplyDeleteJewel looked beautiful on tv. And I always got the MV vibe from Shania. I know the clues point to JHo but it was so odd with the whole Mutt Lange thing and when they split she "lost" her voice. Just weird right?
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