Friday, April 05, 2013
Random Photos Part Three
Definitely not going to be a Lohan in there.
Britney Spears is back in LA and back holding hands with her boyfriend.
Carly Rae Jepsen waits for a ride at LAX. Unless she gets another hit song, she is probably going to have to Super Shuttle it soon.
Channing Tatum helps his wife in London.
Daniel Day Lewis hangs out with his son. Tell Lincoln jokes.
Elisabeth Moss in GQ.
Fergie strolls the beaches of Brazil.
Ashley Greene was papped for the first time since her condo fire.
Gerard Butler is always willing to help unbutton or button clothes.Practice makes perfect he always says.
Moss looks gorgeous!
ReplyDeleteAnd I love Gerry's cheeky grin.
Someone on DListed pointed out that Normal Dave's t-shirt looks like it says Vagina Tech. I can't un-see that.
DDL - yum!
ReplyDeleteI know he's gross, but I think Gerard Butler is delish.
Oh, Britney. Fine example of money can't buy you class.
I know she's annoying, but I think Carly Rae Jepsen looks great with that hairstyle.
I think Elisabeth Moss is fug.
@green, I agree, Moss is not an attractive woman. She looked baaaaad as a blonde.
DeleteThose bug eyes and rounded forehead are not attractive
DeleteDDL! Swoon!! I've been loving him since The Unbearable Lightness of Being. Swoons again...
ReplyDeleteMoss looks demented...in a cute way.
Wouldn't Kristen Bell be a celebrity that obeys laws, is faithful and is always sober in public? I like her.
ReplyDeleteAshley Greene looks skinnier, I hope she eats. I can't for the life of me figure out why any girl would want to be in the real world of trying to make it as an actress. There's only so many skinny pretty young girl roles out there.
That tombstone can go to the angel that is Betty White.
ReplyDeleteWow I guess Ashley Greene know how to hide when she wants to. Just goes to show ya, you can be under the radar in LA if you really want to.
OT: Just wanted to thank everyone again for all your kind wishes :) XoXo
@Lotta, hope its a good weekend :0)
DeleteFergie in a mumu makes me smile
ReplyDeleteI second Gerry's cheeky grin!
That's cute the Tatums brought their dog:) snow in London? Wow .. It's been in the 70s in the nw so it's hard to think its so cold somewhere that has comparable weather
@Anna Nonymous I, also love Kristen Bell. Big Veronica Mars fan. I would like to think she belongs in that category. Her love of animals I love too.
ReplyDeleteGerard gives me the yucks. But I know he's others cup of tea.
Oh lord y'all. Halle is pregnant
ReplyDeleteSeriously, ladies - can we just do away with those boots entirely? And ESPECIALLY if there isn't snow on the ground? I don't go out of the house wearing socks with my Birkenstocks (though lord knows I want to), so let's call it a truce? Sound good?
ReplyDeleteWhich boots are you taking about?
Delete@Lotta - The hideous Uggs Britney is wearing.
DeleteOnly in NY. I just saw bird in my kitchen eating. WTF.
ReplyDelete@dragon-The one house I lived in a few years, a bat would get in 3 times a year. The best time was when hethorne caught one in mid-air with a baseball glove.
Delete@dragon- LMAO what was it eating?
Delete@ethorne A Bat. You won. lol
Delete@dragon. I had a possum in my kitchen once. I used to leave the backdoor open in the evening for the cats (one of which was siamese) and didn't think anything of it at first when I saw something beige trying to get into the catfood bag. When I did, I shut it in the laundry room and went after it with the broom until I could "sweep" it outside
DeleteCreepy damn things.
@lotta it was like pound cake lol I came in time to shush it away. I kinda wanna it eat it still lol
Delete@gayeld Possum are funny looking. It probably wanted to eat your cat
Delete@dragon- OMG lol 5 second rule counts here!
DeleteDragon, you should've taken a picture! That bird hit the jackpot, finding a place where cake was available!
DeleteLmao @dragon Like when Miranda threw her cake in the trash & kept eating it anyway. (SATC)
Delete@Dragon. Oh no, my cat was bigger than it was. It just wanted the free bag of food. Now, the raccoon that used to eat the cat food from the back porch, that's a whole other story. It wasn't afraid of anything.
DeleteChanning Tatum looks like he has peg legs.
ReplyDelete@Lucas-Brit and her Uggs are sole mates.
Can I get a rimjob, er rim shot for ethorne?
Delete@Lucas- *facpalm* can i keep my uggs if i promise to only wear them in 20 degree weather? I don't understand how Britney wears them in LA.
DeleteFun Fact: she hates socks and doesn't wear them with any closed shoes!
@Lucas First I have to make an anal bleaching appointment.
Delete@ethorne - ha!
Delete@Lotta - okay, but if it is above freezing keep that shit in the closet. And wearing those without socks would get them gross in a hurry. Eww.
Is anyone else watching that new Jane Campion TV show? Moss is terrific in it.
ReplyDeleteIn a few more months Carly Rae can share a car with that Gangnam Style guy.
ReplyDeleteI too agree that Elizabeth Moss is not pretty...but I LOVE Peggy Olsen!
ReplyDeleteBritney - another day, another mess.
I've had a thing for DDL since "In the name of the Father" (fantastic movie based on a true story, btw)
ReplyDeleteLord help me but I think Channing is sexxxxxxxxy. Not so much Butler, though.
Really? I think that when Elisabeth is done up and isn't Peggy-frumpy, she is gorgeous. She should continue to keep her hair dark at all times, though.
ReplyDeleteAgree. I think she's quite pretty.
Delete@Dragon DON'T EAT THE CAKE!!
ReplyDeleteBird germs! Eww!
@EmEye. Okay I wont. I put in the garbage. =]
DeleteI found a bat in my toilet once and it was still alive. I never went to the bathroom in the dark again.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the K Bell love! I'm a backer for the movie, 25 dollers well spent (I hope!)
Ugh, bats! Rats with wings!
DeleteWhen I was a kid, I was standing with my much older cousin at the bus stop. Early morning in the winter, so it was still pretty dark out. She had huge 80's helmet hair and a bat flew right into it and got stuck. The bus driver pulled up to two shrieking girls trying frantically to dislodge a bat from sticky hairspray. Oh, yeah, we were traumatized.
@dragon, you'll thank me later ;)
ReplyDeleteI'll thank you NOW because you reminded me to change my avi (speaking of birds...).
@Em thank u and Welcome.
DeleteWhere do you guys live with all these bats stories. Im kinda jealous. I always wanted to see bat in person
@dragon-My brother has a bat house nailed to the top of his house- he invites the fuckers. When I was a kid, a bat flew in the car window while driving & landed on my mom's frickin arm.
DeleteI think they're stalking me.
@ethorn LMAO imagine ur mom face and why does your brother own bat house.
DeleteEthorne: We too have a bat house and I think they are marvelous creatures. The Opster and I stayed at a hacienda in the Yucatan a few years back. there was a garden still do with fruit trees. At about dust we were sitting in the gardens and noticed activity around us. Then there were more and more bats flying all around us hitting one piece of fruit. They were so close you could actually feel their wing beats when they went past us. It was absolutely lovely and amazing. we've had it several in our house at Blanc debris manor. We just open the door and they usually fly out. They're actually very docile creatures. The big woodpeckers Peck another house however are another story altogether!
DeleteSorry for the misspellings. Using voice recognition. It was a garden with fruit trees and the woodpeckers are pecking on Blan. Debris. And the bat show as we called it was at dusk. We went back every nite to see it. Musta been thousands there. Totally awesome!!!
Delete@dragon-My mom was fuuureaking out! As far as my brother, there are bats everywhere & they keep the bugs away, so I guess that's why he did it.
DeleteI believe bats are fairly harmless. I think their little faces are pretty cute!
DeleteMy little sister was determined to catch one of the bats that lived in the palm trees at the end of driveway. She used to go out there in the evening with a pile of rocks and keep tossing the next one down lower and lower, trying to coax the bats down to where she could catch one.
DeleteI think she was jealous years later when someone caught one in a building a worked in. She shouldn't be, that person had to get rabies shots, just in case. No thanks, been there, done that, allergic.
I'm sorry, Carebear. . .WHAT?????????????????????????
ReplyDelete@dragon I was going to college in Pennysalvania at the time of the toilet bat. I live in Austin TX now and we have the largest bat colony in North America living under a bridge downtown. They fly out out at dusk over the Lake to eat eat. There is even a Bat Festival each year on the bridge.
ReplyDelete@em that avi is great.
@Laure and Blake. I'm about to check Austin out.
DeleteI wonder if the filmed that movie Bats there.
dragon, then you should come visit Austin, there is a cave famous for the bats flying out of it at a certain time of year, so many that it makes the sky go dark
ReplyDelete@Lucas - since uggs were actually created as "après surf" wear, can I keep wearing mine when I'm finished rowing/paddle boarding/swimming? Like Brit I loathe socks and the boots keep my feet warm. I promise not to wear during trips to Walmart in 80 degree LA weather ;)
ReplyDeleteJinx Laura :)
ReplyDeleteGotta love Austin. Bats keeping it weird
Ha @ABlake they do help keep it weird. Great minds!
ReplyDeleteHappy bday Lotta! and Izzie, I have hebbie du bejeebies now!
ReplyDeleteI saw a giant ass possum about a month ago with my daughter when we were walking the dog one evening (garbage night!) damn those things are UGLY!
Gerry looks good here!
<3 Laura
ReplyDeletethese stories remind me of when I lived in a house with a fenced in backyard. I let my little dog out one night and gave him a few minutes to do his business. The door opened from the kitchen area so I propped it open and called his name to come back in and turned my back so I could continue cooking. I turned around when I heard to little pittar patter of feet to give him a tret, only to feed a skunk. A SKUNK!
I screamed and off course that made him run up to the door, as in...the only way out. So It's me, skunk,door,dog.
Needless to say I should have taken out stock in tomato juice the day before.
Where I live in Australia we have a lot of flying foxes - not true bats but pretty close. I love watching them fly overhead at dusk, you can hear the wings flapping & the little noises they make.
ReplyDeleteI know Gerard Butler is a total skeeze but if you wrapped him up for my birthday I would be very very happy
Sarah we loved the flying foxes in Oz. You can see them sleeping in the trees in the Royal Botanical Gardens during the day. They, too, are really friendly. Believe it or not people. Gah I LURVE animals and bugs. A good day when you see nature.
DeleteOh! But skunks are so cute! It is too bad they use stink as a defense, they'd be the most loved creatures ever!
ReplyDeleteYay Peggy Olsen! I think Elizabeth is pretty in these pics.
ReplyDeleteAshley Greene has gorgeous hair. I have hair envy.
My cat killed a bat in our house once, left it on the bathroom rug. Good times.
@curly OMG ur cat sounds like a Boss.
DeleteFuzzy boots and no socks equals stinky feet!
ReplyDeleteCould Normal Dave be a Hokie? Only a Hokie, or the family of a Hokie would wear a VT shirt.
ReplyDelete@dragon- I live in Western PA and its bat country out here. I have bats in my attic and they used to nest in the grocery store I worked at. You can't kill them, they are endangered. There's also some caves near by and they're filled with bats!
ReplyDelete@reject i dont want to kill them. i want to meet them lol
DeleteUggs are slippers. You're supposed to wear them in the house and may only travel further than the mail box if you are picking up some quick groceries, rushing to a friend's aide or the hospital.
ReplyDeleteThey are not made to get wet so you shouldn't wear them in rain or snow. And if it's sunny your feet will sweat.
Uggs are indoor shoes.
Sincerely,
Australia
^This.
DeleteI've never watched Mad Men, so I still have a hard time seeing President Bartlett's youngest daughter as a sex symbol. :)
ReplyDeleteAaaaand now I know why people always say I look like Ashley Greene- minus the man jaw. Question, though- why does she also have my vacant sleepy mommy face going on. Seriously, she totally has the "I just got out of Walmart and I remembered everything but the milk" look going on.
ReplyDeleteElizabeth Moss isn't pretty to me, but, I like her in some shows. She seems very sweet.
ReplyDeleteI don't own one pair of boots but I do have about 30 pair of flip-flops. Brit is out of her gourd.
A bat came down our chimney once, in a house of 5 women, it was utter squealing, gibbering chaos until we got him swept out.
I want to see bat caves!! I'm flying in to Austin next month to see a show and my BBFF lives there .. I'm going to insist he take me straight to the bat caves!
ReplyDeleteWe have bat boxes on our property as they are wonderful for keeping bugs in check.
ReplyDeleteOMG, RCB, what an f-ing idiot! She thinks her custody problems with Gabriel are bad, wait until she and Olivier split up! If you're going to date abusive assholes, don't breed with them!
ReplyDeleteThis has been a great fucking read. Thanks CDANers! In fact, I think it's been a great fucking read for the last few weeks...something about less mean snark, more cameraderie, empathy with and love to our struggling gossip friends, the Count being the Count, great avi's, enlightening conversations about the wonders of bleach, beautiful babies (shout out to RQ and Robot), the hammaconda in all its glory...I could go on and on. Thanks for the ride. There's something about being able to get here, rush through the posts just so I can get to the comments. You all are the best. It's nice to know that even on the most crappy day, there is some respite at our little gossip home.
ReplyDeleteSorry for the sap. Sopranos marathon today.
Oh, and where is Jason Blue Eyes? Miss him.
ReplyDeleteElizabeth Co$ Moss, Where's Shelly?
ReplyDeleteI LOVE your post, 3culprits, and I agree! It's been such a warm and fuzzy place around here lately.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Jason B.E.'s been around, I believe, FWIW. :-)
Bats scare the bejeezus out of me. Are they rodents?! Are they birds?! And what's with their creepy teeth?! Just...no thanks.
(For the record, I DO know that they are in fact mammals. THAT'S why the fact that they have wings is so effing creepy! *shudder*)
@ Sherry I love your bat and nature stories! they're like the chihuahuas of the sky! Seriously though they really do resemble my part chihuahua dog.
ReplyDeleteand @ 3 Culprits, I think that's why we all keep coming back here. It's our little CDAN family! So refreshing to have somewhere to go in the storm of day to day drivel/pettiness/unconsciousness where you can interact with kind, sane, intelligent, caring folk.
And yes @ Agent It: How lame is it that Elizabeth Moss is Church of Scientology? It's such a bummer (can I still use that word?) when you find out an actor you like is a Scientologist. See Jason Lee, Ribisi, Juliette Lewis? Love her! Didn't she leave it though? Fingers crossed she did. Something about it must speak to people, but their dark side ( looking at you David Miscavige) is so crazy and creepy, I just can't be a fan of or support anyone that would be a part of anything so sociopathic.
I just love Daniel Day Lewis. Always have. Always will.
ReplyDeleteI love DDL as well.....but, Joaquin Phoenix deserved the Oscar for The Master:)
ReplyDeleteDoesn't Britney's boyfriend have a name? I know he's the blind about the guy who was hired to watch over a celebrity but celebrity is "forcing" him to have sex with her, but still, doesn't he have a name?
ReplyDeleteLove me some DDL. :)
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