Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Random Photos Part One

Four parts today.

Ashley Olsen gets as far away as possible from the creepy relationship her sister and the old man have.

Nicky Hilton wins the award today for tightest pants.
Rihanna kisses some random guy. He kind of looks like a cross between Drake and Chris Brown.
Russell Simmons and his date of the week.
Spencer Grammer makes her first appearance in the photos. I think.
Scarlett J filming Captain America.
Vanessa Williams got an award last night for something. She deserves a lot of them.
Michael Shannon and James Franco surround Winona Ryder at the premiere of their new movie.
I believe Zoe Saldana might have a static electricity problem with her dress. Alice Eve seems to be ok though.

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  1. Michael Shannon is a weird version of Leo DiCaprio in that picture.

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    1. Like jay Leno and Leo had a baby.

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    2. Anonymous12:45 PM

      @H....I was thinking J Edgar Hoover....

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    3. Hahaha. For reals!

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  2. Zoe and Alice look like waxs figures.

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  3. @H, lol you nailed it!

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  4. Spencer Grammer is beautiful.

    There's Winona! Think she's the answer to that blind?

    It's 2013 enty! Why are you posting pics of Parisite's sister??

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  5. Amen to ashley for getting away from marykate and creepmeister partner. *shudder*. And why are these twins always together anyway? Soooo strange, like in a what ever happened to baby jane way.

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  6. Russell needs a new sweater.

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  7. I freaking love Michael Shannon. He has definitely found his niche in character acting.

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  8. That wig on Scarjo is an atrocity. In this day and age? Seriously?

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  9. Nicky Hilton's feet - wretch.

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  10. Zoe's ensemble & pose makes her look like an ice skater.

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  11. If rock stars get to have groupies Rhiannon does too. Wham bam thank you sir.

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  12. Michael Shannon is a weird version of a human being. Great actor though. You'd have to be talented to become a film star with a face built for radio. Or print.

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  13. Reno: I know right? I am always astounded when you see a crap ass hair piece when there is a) so much money being spent on other parts of the film, why skimp and b) technology we have to make them look real.
    I think RiRi's groupie is cute.
    Alice Eve (ugh hate her name for some reason- two first names I guess)looks a little like Michelle Pfeiffer there.
    Zoe? Your dress..Hated it!
    Winona looks good but Vanessa looks amazing.
    Wow talk about hanging out with your dad. Nice work Russell.

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  14. Hiltonite's pants are trying to eat her vajayjay

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  15. Hiltonite's pants are trying to eat her vajayjay

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  16. Zoe looks like she just competed in an ice-skating competition...especially holding that bouquet!

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  17. Stop the presses! Nicky is wearing one of Goopy’s concoctions from her “Spring Essentials” post, down to the last detail. I think I had one of those mini-biker jackets, but I paired mine with a sequined bustier, black biking shorts and ankle boots. BECAUSE IT WAS 1992.

    Whatevs. Nicky can afford to wear that get up once and toss it next week when that shit falls HARD out of style like velvet chokers and bolo ties.

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  18. Love love looooooove Michael Shannon. Everyone should watch Take Shelter

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  19. Love Vanessa Williams... and Michael Shannon is my new favorite person after the sorority girl email reenactment. AMAZING. (If you haven't seen it, it's on Funny or Die).

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  20. At first I thought ScarJo was Kendra Wilkinson! And that outfit on Spencer Grammer is horrible especially in the breastasis region.

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  21. Enty, I know veracity isn't your strong suit. But a cross between Drake and Chris Brown? Stop reaching. Seriously?

    If Rihanna had any sense, (I know, I know) she'd have made sure to get that guy's number, he's better looking than both of them. Damn!

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  22. Scarjo looks like a mob wife :-)

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  23. Is Spencer Grammer Kelsey's daughter or latest wife/spanker?

    Russell Simmons certainly has a type, doesn't he?

    haha, Nicky Hilton's pants just point out how proportionately short her legs are. And @CDAN Reader, we have to give her outfit a pass because she's on the way to a re-filming of the Addicted to Love video.

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  24. Anonymous8:31 AM

    Man, Wynona still has that panicked deer look in her eyes, still drinking? Rihanna's guy looks like the soft, tender, sensitive, caring type. There is a God.

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  25. My husband boned Spencer Grammer before we met. That is all.

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