Friday, April 26, 2013

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Pamela Anderson looking like she has had some recent work done and not great work at that.

Emma Roberts goes to an event dressed as a black and white cookie.
At the same event were the expectant couple of Fergie and Josh Duhamel.
Amber Heard looking amazing.
Al Pacino wears his suit everywhere. Even the beach.
Is it permissible to hit royalty in this situation?
Selena Gomez looking much better without Justin Bieber all over her.
This is a whole lot of magazine covers. Beyonce and Salma Hayek.
More Star Trek love. This time some of the cast hits Moscow.

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  1. Selena looks awful in that Pilotto. Here's hoping Beiby's head is in her handbag ;)

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  2. Pam Anderson looks like she's had a few shots to the face

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  3. Anonymous12:05 PM

    Why do people mess with their faces? It's so obvious, and isn't your face a huge part of your identity? just never looks right to me

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  4. Pam a now looks like farrah f did later in life. Onboard with the who do u think u fooling mantra.

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  5. I'm guessing by the look on the guys face behind Prince Harry, it's not okay. Haha.

    Also, Selena sure does look like she has lost a lot of weight recently. She had gained a bit for a while after her Disney show ended. Sad to see that once they get back on the radar, all the weight goes :(

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  6. Salma looks hot.

    Amber Heard is one of those people I never recognize.

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    1. I never recognize Amber H either. I'm glad it's not just me!

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  7. Anonymous12:20 PM

    holy shit balls look at pam
    she needs color on her face
    shes lookin very DEATH BECOMES HER-ish

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  8. Ok either Salma is uber tiny or Beyonce has some huge pumps on cus she is towering over SH.

    The dude photobombing Selena has no clue who she is lol.

    Pammy had a fierce brow lift and it is recent thus the frightening appearance she may actually look great once it settles.

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  9. I thought Pam was Faye Dunaway and I thought the guy pushing the cart and giving Selena the once-over was Chris Brown. *Needs to get eyes checked*

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  10. Beyonce looks very naturally pretty in this pic...

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  11. Pammy looks like she just walked into her surprise birthday party.

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  12. That poor girl with Pacino gets the golddigger of the year award! It's bad enough she has to screw grandpa but cuddling on a beach with his sweaty ass in a suit. Yuck

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    1. One who seeks to be a good golddigger must have a strong constitution,strong stomach, poor sense of smell, no gag reflex, or discernable self-esteem.

      Thinking of writing the ho guide to digging bible.

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    2. Write it! Its a guarnateed best seller!
      :-D
      Personally, i think that in terms of career and social climbing and a good steady stream of income, bearding is thee way to go. Gay men take very good care of themselves and will go all out (oopsie, no pun intended!) to make a good impression. No gay man would be looking like something the cat coughed up.
      Sidenote: if Sparkles ever comes out here to Colorado to ski, I would love to audition to be his beard. Ive got bootay, a good smile, great sense of humor and love being photographed, plus my hair holds blonde dye very well. I also tan well, both natural and via spray.

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  13. @MontanaMarriott Salma is tiny, she is about 1.5 metres (less than 5 feet) tall.

    I wonder what language will those two speak when they are together. Salma's English is good, but weird (in my opinion) and Beyonce's Spanish is pretty good (I heard her once, when Shakira's song with her, and I was greatly surprised).

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    1. Beyonce doesn't speak a lick of Spanish. She only learned those lyrics for the song but she has no concept of conversational Spanish. Actually, Bey struggles with the English language as well so those two would have no trouble communicating.

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  14. Pam's hair style does nothing for her either. She could maybe blend right into the Mad Men set.

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  15. Pam looks like a Faces of Meth model. Very scary.

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  16. Josh's head is huge! And Selena, just no on that outfit. She does look very thin there. Salma is listed at 5'2" on her IMDB bio.

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  17. Maybe it wasn't Bieber', but someone else threw up all over Selena

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  18. Shit on a shingle, Pam looks horrible.

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  19. Prince Harry has so much of his mother's charm when he is out with kids.

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  20. Selena's outfit! hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

    oh Pammy, WHAT did you do to your face????!!

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  21. Okay Salma must be tiny, because Beyonce is prety small. I'm 5'7" and felt like I towered over Beyonce. She is probably about 5'3". So is Salma about 5'1"?

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  22. Pregnancy really looks good on fergie. I haven't seen her look this pretty since she first came on the scene

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  23. Someone must have told Pam that she looked old.

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  24. Amber Heard looks a lot like Hilary Duff used to before baby, around the time she was on GG. For the record, I don't mean to imply anything about the Duffster's post-baby appearance; in fact, I think she looks undeniably fit and healthy, baby or not...kudos to you, Ms. Duff!

    Emma Roberts dressed as a black and white cookie = bahaha

    I wonder how much Beyonce paid for that hair? She looks like a stray dog caught in the rain. I can't stand her ego but can't deny how well she pulls of the "no makeup" jig...ugh


    P.s. Hello Cdan! Been lurking here for a few years and have always enjoyed reading the comments, it's a strange thing I suppose, but it's a comforting sense of familiarity...I must admit I feel a touch anxious when I've been too busy to check in some weeks. Visiting this commenting world has been very therapeutic at times, as silly as it may sound (especially to those cdan haters), and I appreciate all of you who contribute regularly and share in the good vibes, humor, supportive culture and, of course, the snark :)

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  25. Quinto is THE sex. I missed Heroes; if I weren't a Trekkie-4-Life, I'd have missed his GLORY altogether. lawdy!

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    1. @libby, I loved him on Heroes, I didn't want to because he was such a bad guy but he's so damn sexy I couldn't help myself. I'm glad he came out of the closet and can live an open peaceful life.

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  26. hi Splendulescent :)

    Fergie looks good, seems her eyebrows are not so jacked up anymore, no botox in pregnancy!

    Either Pam had surgery, or coke. Or both.

    Something is different about Chris Pine. Or is it just the beard?

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  27. Pam said last week or week before that she's done with the heavy makeup and sexy outfits, that she wants to look more her age. I think everyone was just so used to seeing her all done up that with very little makeup on she looks like a different person.
    Fergie looks fantastic in that photo! Hate Josh's hair, though. How many hours did it take to get that look?

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  28. Pammy makes me sad. She used to be SO pretty, before she went all Hollywood. Now she's getting older and not at all gracefully. Let this be a cautionary tale to anybody who thinks you can skate by on your looks forever!

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  29. I too thought Pam was Farrah Fawcett, then was all...wait she died...

    Selena's outfit reminds me of a Pierrot doll (little french clowns)for some reason.

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  30. All that booze and drugs is finally catching up with Pam, in a bad way. Sad.

    Harry... Would hit it sooooooo hard.

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  31. Pam looks like a pill popping, alcoholic society wife from the sixties and her face is scaring me.

    Love the Ginge! He's so cute!

    Fergie has that pregnancy glow, I'm happy for her.

    I also can't ever recognize Amber Heard

    Salma looks good, maybe I should start trying her new line of face creams. Is that a wig on Beyonce??

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  32. Love Fergie and Josh, they look so happy and great! Why do youngish (30's and 40's) people get face lifts and work so harsh? It makes them look OLDER to me. See: Meg, Melanie, and Pam. It ruins their looks! I thought Al was cuddling with his kid, lol!

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  33. Oh, and I think Selena looks hot in that mess of an outfit. She's young and gorge enough to pull it off!

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  34. Pam also looks like she had a lip reduction??? Weird. Her face is all off balance.

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  35. I think that all Pam needs is some decent eyebrows and she would look just fine...

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  36. Height is super easy to look up online, guys. Salma is 5'2" and Beyonce is 5'7".

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  37. Vegas or not, that Prince Harry makes me want to strip naked, grab a cue, and play a couple rounds of naughty billiards.

    To borrow a colloquialism from the Socrates of our time... I want him to murder my pu$$y* (*cat - I assume Amanda Bynes also has an ill feline which requires euthanasia?)

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