Three parts today.
Emma Watson channels Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.
Macaulay Culkin in Paris. That is the smile of a guy who is having a good time.
Long time no see Nicollette Sheridan in the photos or anywhere else.
Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr arrive back into LA after vacation.
Apparently people think Pamela Anderson can still sell their products.
Rihanna at a Wal-Mart in Kamloops BC.
Sienna Miller and her mom practice tongue curling.
Tom Cruise and more Moscow love.
I think Tori Spelling's back is almost as big as her.
Yes her back is almost as big as her...lol
ReplyDeleteI always confuse Emma Watson with Emma Roberts so I thought this was her neice channeling a hooker.
ReplyDeleteI don't get the Tori caption.
@Lotta It's an Enty typo. Her BAG is almost as big as she is, not her back :)
Delete@VIP- *facepalm* LOL thanks for clearing that up.
DeleteI totally didnt get it either, lol
Delete@VIP Lol I thought enty found another body part to tease Tori about.
Delete@VIP I'm glad you're are fluent in Enty I couldn't figure it out! By the way did you catch BH reunion last night? I thought the 1st hour was much juicier. I'm more excited about tomorrow's tab covers...
Delete@katydid I'm so impatiently waiting for the RHOBH gossip bomb to drop tomorrow!!!!! Reunion part 2 was pretty drama free, but Atlanta's reunion is going to be a 3-parter that looks epic!!
DeleteOh, snap! I'm doubling down on my Nicolette Sheridan guess for today's blind item - the actress :)
ReplyDeleteRihanna should be on that people of Walmart website.
ReplyDeleteEmma Watson looks better than Julia Roberts ever did.
I can't believe Nicollette Sheridan used to shag Michael Bolton. Haha
Tori Spelling is truly frightening looking. I can't totally hate on her, though. She starred in one of the greatest movies of all time - Mother May I Sleep With Danger.
Ahhh, green, one of my all time fav titles, lol
Delete@greenmountain My fave is the one where she's a cheerleader and the chick from Life Goes On kills her :)
Delete@VIP that is an excellent film. Lifetime movies just aren't as good as they used to be. Remember the one where Winnie from the Wonder Years gets pregnant and winds up in an illegal birthing ring? That was classic.
Delete@greenmountain OMG, yes! I also love the one where she gets pushed off a cliff for the insurance money! Just had to look up on IMDB to make sure they were 2 separate movies LOL!
DeleteOoh, remember the one where Holly Marie Combs makes her bf kill the girl he cheated with?
Delete@ethorne Yes!!! Cassidy Rae is my favorite Lifetime Movie actress. My all-time favorite Lifetime movie though is "A Secret Between Friends: A Moment of Truth Movie" with Lexi Anorexi!!
Delete@VIP- Now you got me thinking about all the movies I never see anymore bc of Netflix & DVR. I also love the one with Shannen "Education Connection " Doherty & one of the London twins that was SWF plot.
Delete@ethorne I can't believe I almost forgot about Friends Til The End, which someone has kindly uploaded to YouTube!
Delete@VIP-Yess!! Zane was cray as hell.
DeleteFriends Til The End was awesome! My favorite Lifetime movie is the moment of truth movie where Antonio Sabato Jr pimps out Jamie Luner. Linda Gray plays the mom. I think it's called Why My Daughter. It's scandalous!
DeleteOmg, Lexi Anorexi! That is the one where her friend gets hit by the car, right? Marley Shelton played the friend. She was in the movie with Tori Spelling and the chick from Life Goes On too, playing the indifferent friend of Spelling.
DeleteI think I've seen the Texas cadet murder movie so many times. It is always on Lifetime.
I've seen*
DeleteDayuum Emma.
ReplyDeleteLol Britney needs to be a Person of Wal-mart.
Yes Mother May I... holds a special place in my heart & laughbox.
I love Emma Watson. She really grew up to be a fine young woman.
ReplyDeleteMercifully it appears that at least one of Tori's children look like her husband. I like Tori but she's hard on the eyes.
And i still hate that stupid pretty woman movie where she was a HOOKER!!!!!!!!!! Whats so cute about that?????? I think tho well acted, the message is appalling- if you scew enough johns, you will find one that will rescue you. Yuck!
ReplyDeleteAgreed Auntliddy.
DeleteShhhhh, Lindsay may be reading. Don't ruin her 5 year plan!
DeleteI want to hang with Macauley in Paris
ReplyDeleteI need to see baby Flynns face! Oh those cheeks!
Siennas mom is a babe
That dig at Pam was rough, I think she would be perfect to be the face of so many products. Valtrex, boxed wine, and Marlboro lights come to mind.
ReplyDeleteTori may be hard to look at but she probably has an amazing a field of vision with those eyes on the side of her head. Hmm looks like there's some reveals here.
ReplyDeleteAgree, Auntliddy.
ReplyDeleteIsn't tongue curling genetic?
ReplyDeleteNot all people have the ability to curl their tongue. Off to Google what I think I remember from genetic class.
is it just me or is there something weird going on with Emma Watson's right hip?
ReplyDeleteYes Mikey you are correct. I can curl my tongue and so can my mom!
ReplyDeleteLots of typos today. You having a liquid lunch on the West Coast?? :)
ReplyDeleteI own a pair of Pamela Anderson jeans that I bought from mandee's years ago on clearance and they are my favorite jeans. They have a huge slice across the knee area due to wear and tear. I plan on attempting to sow it myself cause i cant bear to throw them away. I've looked at other stores for pamela anderson jeans and can't find any. If anyone knows where i can find some please let me know :-)
ReplyDelete@skimpymist - you need to get with Renoblondee (I think it's her - forgive me if it's someone else). She's holding a grudge against Jessica Simpson for no longer making the Malibu skinny jean. I don't know where to find either the Pam jeans or the Jessica jeans, but you guys need to form a "Hopelessly Devoted to Celebrity Blue Jeans" support group :-).
Delete@skimpymist - our CDaN historian, Sunny, infoms me downthread that it's discoflux who is gunning for Jessica. So get with disco on that support group :-).
DeleteNicolette's had some MAJOR facial plastic surgery...and not good, by the looks of it.
ReplyDeleteOMG! Macauley just went down a SUPER SLIDE!! (I'm totally jealous.)
ReplyDeleteNicolette's mouth looks like one of those blow up sex doll's. Oral sex duck lips.
ReplyDeletePamela needs to give it up. She is looking old. I didn't know she had a brand of jeans.
ReplyDeleteWhich one is Sienna Miller, and which one is her mom??
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly what I'm wondering!!
Deletehow many vacation does bloom and karr take. every time i see pics they are always on Vacaycay.
ReplyDeleteim hating!
I feel like Sienna Miller and her Mum did some kind of Freaky Friday thing. What is up with Sienna's blah outfit? I think I just accidentally power napped whilst dissecting it
ReplyDeleteFun game:
ReplyDeleteGo to the channel guide, and find the Lifetime Movie Network. Keep scrolling throughout the day and count how many variations of the word "deception" you can find. I think I got 6 one time!
I will not lust after Hermione Granger. I will not lust after Hermione Granger. I will not...ah, fuck it. She's become a beautiful young woman.
ReplyDeleteAnd I've been to a Wal-Mart in backwater BC. It's every bit as depressing as one in backwater Alabama. Maybe more so, because I expect better of Canadians.
@aauntliddy, the best putdown of Pretty Woman of all time was in Romy and Michele's High School Reunion. One of the two airheads says "Pretty Woman is my favorite movie of all time. I always cry when they let her go shopping". That about wraps up the appeal of Pretty Woman. You have a body, they have money, let's make a deal.
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ReplyDeleteIt's discoflux that's about to put a hit out on JS for her blatant disregard of Malibu jean production :)
@fru
ReplyDeleteNow where is my damn monocle?
Nicolette looking good, she's like 50 or something.
ReplyDeleteIs Nicolette Sheridan filming an Air Bud movie or something?
ReplyDeleteWow...Tori's daughter is pretty. She looks kinda like Dean. Thank God she didn't get her mother's looks.
ReplyDeleteI like Tori, and I respect her hustle, but thank goodness those kids look like their Dad.
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