Monday, April 08, 2013
Random Photos Part Four
Another day, another Jessica Alba bikini photo from St. Barts.
Jack Black drops his pants for Bob Saget. The next part might be slightly uncomfortable.
Jessica Simpson shows off the baby bump and the first baby.
Justin Timberlake and Kiefer Sutherland talk golf and Christmas trees.
Jay-Z must be chain smoking cigars in Cuba. he has not had one not in his hand.
Katie Holmes tries to hold her skirt down.
Kellan Lutz and his girlfriend at LAX.
AnnaLynne McCord at JFK.
Marc Jacobs and his boyfriend show off their Hammbones.
Curse you, Jessica, and your theft of the hot genes!
ReplyDeleteI love Jack Black for School of Rock alone. Loved him before but SoR sealed the deal.
Ugh, Katie and her booties. Girlfriend needs to consult with her daughter's stylist.
And who says money can't buy love @the Marc Jacob pic
ReplyDeleteI am curious as to what permissions Bey and Jay got from the State Department to visit Cuba or did their close friendship with our President have something to do with it.
Jessica Simpsons man looks like such a schlub.
ReplyDeleteJT and KS look like they're holding hands!
ReplyDeleteI just saw Jack Black in a movie called Bernie on Netflix this weekend ( oh the joys of bedrest! ) and it is really worth checking out. Shirley McClain is perfect in it!
Jess looks great, as usual this round.
Get a room Marc Jacobs! Then invite me to watch please! Rrrrwwwow!
@Alicia, how much longer on the bedrest? Sending positive vibes across the river!
DeleteJess has pregnancy hair. Pregnancy hair is AWESOME.
Alicia, if you haven't yet, hook yourself up with The Wire on netflix. My husband and I spent our weekends holed up inside, watching episode after episode a few summers back. Dexter is a must see. I heard Fringe is on netflix too, awesome show, I must say. Ooh Strangers with Candy too. The humor is so twisted, you'll either love it or hate it.
DeleteI wish I could have a marathon of awesome tv now..
Yay I love good Netflix recommendations! Already had Bernie on the queue, need to add The Wire and Dexter. If you haven't seen House of Cards yet I highly recommend it - it's fantastic!
DeleteMontana, it's not illegal to travel to Cuba if it's for professional and/or educational purposes. My ex-FIL has taken a couple of photography classes that resulted in weekend trips to Havana with no problem. If Bey and Jay are planning on doing a concert in Cuba, they'd meet the "rule" with no problem (i.e. they're musicians and holding a concert would be a "professional purpose" for their trip.) Now do I think that's the only reason why they're there? No.
ReplyDelete@nellie: I thik he and Britney speas' ex are the same person
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I'm not the only one.
DeleteThanks for the info @Stew
ReplyDeleteBeyonce is imitating African royalty with her hair. In her mind she must really think she's "Queen Bey".
ReplyDeleteThe Carters were licensed by the U.S. Treasury Dept to travel to Cuba.
ReplyDeleteIzzie - but nobody told me afterwards it would fall out in clumps!
ReplyDeleteJustin and Kiefer? That's such an odd pairing!
Oh and yet MORE Jessica Alba, what is it with Enty?
ReplyDeleteAlba's bod is so bleh, not even enough energy for blah, just bleh.
ReplyDeletei am convinced Katie Holmes shows at beyondtherack website. I swear those boots have been on there for 19.99 all winter
ReplyDelete@canadachick. I'm convinced that Tom Cruise hated those boots and Katie continues to wear them just to "in your face" him. That's the only thing that explains why they haven't been burned yet.
DeleteGayeld, wonder if Katy knows..."Where's Shelly?"
Delete@Agent. If she does her non-disclosure agreement isn't going to let her tell us about it.
DeleteI think Alba looks bleh too. I never ever understood the hooplah over her. I just don't find her that attractive. She's cute, but she's far from gorgeous. I'm not impressed...though, she looks decent for a woman who has had 2 babies. I'm sure working out 5 hours a day to lose all the baby weight helped.
ReplyDeleteAdd me to the list of Alba BLAH. Her body is not curvy, it's straight.
ReplyDeleteICall Surgical Intervention On Alba's Body. Tummy Tuck.
ReplyDelete@skimpymist, while I'm pretty indifferent to Bey...the hair thing doesn't bother me. I currently have my hair in braids and the high crown bun is one of my go to hairstyles - super easy to execute!
ReplyDeleteShenanigans. If you don't find Alba hot, who do you find hotter?
ReplyDeleteCome on now, she might be a miserable person, but she's not getting acting roles because of her talent, she's objectively a hot woman.
How is a woman going about her daily life 'showing off' her baby bump? Posting pictures to twitter with your shirt up is showing off, walking around on your regular errands is not.
ReplyDeleteJessica Albleh, according to some. ;)
I'm betting Bey has her hair up like that because it's humid as hell in Cuba and it's got to be a frizzy mess otherwise. I know mine would be.
ReplyDeleteWow Jacobs has an mazing bod as does his boyfriend. He might actually be giving Jon Ham a run for his money there.
I have loved Jack since that record store movie. Jeez what's the name of it? Too lazy to go to IMDB. Oh yeah "High Fidelity". He was awesome as was John Cusak..Who BTW, was also awesome in "The Paperboy".
@Sherry: "Get your patchouli stink OUTTA MY STORE!"
DeleteWhy does Jessica Simpleton always carry a ginormous overnight bag with her? Is she going to a sleepover?
ReplyDeleteJessica Simpson needs to style Kim Kardashian. Girl knows how to dress a pregnant body.
ReplyDeleteI thought Suri would've burned those boots by now.
Agree about Katie's boots, they need to go!
ReplyDeleteJessica is a very attractive woman, don't like her acting but I gotta give her that.
Jessica Simpson looks cute.
MrWolf...ITA. Objectively, Jessica Alba is really hot.
ReplyDeleteAnd I agree that this go-around, Jessica Simpson is a super cute every-pregnant looking woman.
@skimpymist or maybe she's just wearing braids because they're easy to take of and cute... I wear braids when I go on vacay as do many other black women.
ReplyDeleteMy hair got super long when I was pregnant, as did my nails, from the vitamins I guess. It didn't fall out but my nails went back to normal. I think Jessica Simpson looks cute pregnant and dresses normally, not in jacked up leather, or whatever the K-Ho thinks is cool maternity wear.
ReplyDeleteI'd imagine Beyonce's hair is easier to maintain then some other styles we're used to seeing her wear. Who wants to spend extra time wrangling with their hair on vacation?
ReplyDeleteIs it the norm to get a license from the US Treasury to go to Cuba?
Jessica Simpson probably carries a big bag wherever she goes because she has a small child that she carries extra things for.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, another Alba cute bathing suit. Hmmm, hmmm, hmmmmmm. . .
ReplyDeletewink
@S.joy aren't braids a dream on vacay? I've begun wearing them more often again...love!
ReplyDelete@PuggleWug I went to Cuba with permission of the US Treasury/State Department. It was really a great experience. I went for educational reasons - in my case an afrocuban music/dance course.
There is no such thing as "objectively hot." There is no way for hotness to be "uninfluenced by emotions or personal prejudices." There are always going to be reasonable, non-jealous, non-grudgy people with good eyesight and good taste who simply don't find that "objectively hot" person hot.
ReplyDelete(Sorry, I've seen objectively used incorrectly approximately a thousand times in the past couple weeks. I've hit critical mass on the subject.)
@Soft Talker omg yes! So convenient and your hair is always "done" without actually having to do anything to it. Perfect vacation hairstyle!
ReplyDeleteMy husband went to Cuba (Guantanamo Bay, actually), but was escorted by the State Dept. It was for work several years ago.
ReplyDeleteBey & Jay, not sure what their educational or work-related purpose could be.
I think Alba's adorable. Dumb as a box of rocks, but adorable. She's said to be nice, too.
ReplyDelete@GatorGirl said...
ReplyDelete"Why does Jessica Simpleton always carry a ginormous overnight bag with her? Is she going to a sleepover?"
So you got no idea how much stuff has to be carried around for a baby but get to call another woman "simpleton"?
Geez I'd love to be as "bleh" as Jessica!!
ReplyDeleteI get how these celebrities get back in shape using a trainer, personal chef, etc. But how do they avoid getting stretch marks? It seems like none of them get them!
ReplyDeleteWhat am I missing about the Christmas tree comment on the JT and KS photo?
ReplyDeleteAnd dang, is that real on Marc Jacobs' boyfriend?