Nik Richie Tells A Pretty Good Story

Way back in 2009, Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson were a couple. Remember that? It seems so long ago. Lately it seems the only person Lindsay has been with are her lawyers and whoever is paying the bill that week. Nik has a new book coming out and in the book he talks about the time he was booked for an event with Sam and Lindsay and how he watched Lindsay do coke in a bathroom. That by itself is lame. There are a million other Lindsay doing coke stories and lots which are way more recent. But, the guy, or at least his ghost writer tells a good story and Nik had a good plan which was to create a new story out of nothing by hitting on Lindsay and then talking to Sam so Lindsay would think Nik was hitting on Sam and freak out which is what Lindsay did. Here is the bathroom story, courtesy of Radar.


“The PR girl opens the bathroom door for us to walk through and stands guard outside. It’s candlelit, but the light makes my pupils shrink. Lindsay goes straight for the toilet, pulling her dress up and sitting (no underwear) and one of her breasts is hanging out the top of the dress. I start to wash my hands and she asks me, ‘So, what’s your story?’ before doing an uneven line of coke off her wrist.

“I say, ‘Nothing… just, y’know… partying.’”

“I’m watching Lindsay do coke to my right, that pale t*t hanging out, and it takes a couple of seconds to kick in that it’s intentional. I’m supposed to see this. She wants me to. And she’s doing more coke, raising her eye-brows at me like, ‘Want some?’ She sniffs. Snorts. She swabs a little in her mouth and I’ve heard about this kind of thing on TV and in the papers, but it’s different seeing it: the chick from Mean Girls doing blow on the toilet next to me. She’s not the same girl anymore. Something’s changed. She’s lost her way and seeing it is freaking me out.”