Michael Lohan Says Lindsay Lohan Will Fail At Rehab

I don't know why Michael Lohan is being such a downer about rehab. He has failed rehab before. In fact, Michael failed after rehab at the same place that Lindsay Lohan is going to rehab. In an interview, Michael says he knows Lindsay will fail. What kind of support is that? The only reason he is happy Lindsay is going to rehab at the place where she is going is because that facility believes in family counseling. What that means is that Michael and Lindsay and Dina will get together and attend therapy together. This is prime selling opportunity for Michael. You don't think he is going to have a recorder with him? Tabloids on stand by? I think Michael would like Lindsay to fail because then she will continue to be a mess and he can sell stories about her and asked to do interviews. Lets say Lindsay gets sober in rehab and never touches a drink or does drugs for the rest of her life and decides Hollywood is a bad influence and goes off and works at a Taco Bell to become a manager and eat all the Cool Ranch taco shells she can. Tell me how that benefits Michael. It doesn't. He might actually be forced to get a job. No one will want to interview him anymore. Even if Lindsay does fail, do you want to put that stuff out there about her failing if you are her parent?