Martha Stewart Joins Match.com

After first joking about it, Martha Stewart has agreed to join match.com. She says that she really wants to find someone to sleep with and have breakfast with, but has no desire to get married again. Well, hello Martha. 71 years old and ready to get her groove on. I guess 70 is the new 60 which oh, I don't know, this game can go on forever. I can see her headline now. Former Convict Seeks Man For Craft Projects. No, I am sure it would be much more subtle. It's A Good Thing. That one would work well. She was told to use an alias so people would get to know the real Martha. I wonder if she would have time for it or if her assistants would do it all for her. What would she use for a photo? They didn't talk about that one I don't think.