Probably surprising no one, Lisa Vanderpump was eliminated from Dancing With The Stars last night. She was joined in the bottom two by Victor Oritz. Andy Dick was in the bottom three, but was saved. There had been a lot of talk this week about Lisa fainting during rehearsals Saturday and whether she would compete on Monday night. At the "last minute" she decided to compete Monday and got the lowest score of 18.
I'm so over her. We needed a sexless Joan Collins like we needed a hole in the head, oh world.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry @vip I tried voting for you haha she seemed to give up though on Monday and just wanted to go home I thought.
ReplyDelete@Onyx Thanks! I voted the max too
DeleteI don't watch this show, but I love Lisa.
ReplyDeleteSexless Joan Collins = makeup + wig.
ReplyDeleteI guess I know who this Lisa Vanderpump is now, Barton. Thanks!
(Sorry to all Vanderpump fans. You especially VIP. I insulted your gal.)
ReplyDeleteHonestly, this show seems hard as hell so I'm not surprised. Lisa works hard, but you know girlfriend wants to kick it with Jiggy in her macked out closet with a bottle of rose.
ReplyDeleteIf Teresa Giudice or Melissa Gorga were the housewife on DWTS, I would have actually watched. Or at least DVRd and fast-forwarded through.
I can't commit multiple hours a week to a show, unless it's Mad Men.
So funny that you posted this, Enty, because when I woke up an hour ago, I thought, hmmmmm..... I wonder if Lisa is still on DWTS. Total ESPN...
Nooo! Not Lisa Dahling!
ReplyDeleteWe all know I love me some Lisa Vanderpump, but I was hoping that she would be there longer for the simple fact that I'm sure producers are gaging whether or not to cast any more housewives based on how long Lisa stuck around. I don't know about you, but I would love to see Ramona take a twirl around the ballroom!! Remember when she did runway? Epic!
ReplyDeleteRamona's Blue Steel haunts me to this day
Delete@O'Really-Lol, me too.
DeleteBug eyed runway Ramona? There's not enough pinot for that to happen.
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ReplyDeleteI think they should pick a Mob Wife, preferably Drita. Now that would be interesting. But, I don't think Mob Wives has the audience that Housewives has.
ReplyDeleteGreat idea! I think they should cast Big Ang. :)
DeleteDid you watch the Mob Wives finale?
@Susan Yes!!!!! Pair Drita with Tony, let the Albanians take over!! I would also love seeing Big Ang even though she would most likely get eliminated early. That costume would be amazing!
DeleteHahaha!!! I can't picture Big Ang in those skimpy outfits but actually I can, there were pictures of her the other day in the DM in Miami in a bikini lol
DeleteOMG Drita will snuff a bitch in the nose if they were to get a higher score! my vote goes to Big Ang.
DeleteI liked her for a long time, but trying to insinuate that crew of children taking drink orders as celebrities was horrific. Also, I'm very loyal to Kyle's hair.
ReplyDeleteDidn't watch the show but watched her performances and she was always so stiff. It was like she really didn't want to touch him. Agree with you @Onyx - it seemed like she wanted to go home.
ReplyDeletegmg - OMG. Could you imagine Big Ang with her size H boobs? Dying...
ReplyDeleteI'm totally behind on Mob Wives because the epi about Hurricane Sandy was so incredibly dull to me. Not trying to offend - Hurricane Sandy tore up where I live - but the Mob Wives and Hurricane Sandy put me in a coma. And then, I went on a Downton Abbey kick. BUT, I did watch two epis last night - Big Ang's Christmas dinner party and the one where Big Ang and Love try on lingerie (MY EYES!) But I was doing three loads of laundry at the time, and reading CDAN, so I really wasn't giving it my full attention. Why do these people hate Carla so much? Why do these people have the social skills of angry 11 year olds, particularly Renee and Karen. Why does Karen try to talk gangsta circa 1994? Why does Karen blame the government for her dumb ass getting involved in a drug ring? These questions and more have been burning a hole in my head?
Lol! Keep watching. Ramona is planning her wedding to her jailbird fiancé and Love gets crazier and crazier. Speaking of Love, did you see her boyfriend Fate? She said he was the hottest guy she'd ever been with! He looked like a leprechaun!
DeleteI also think Renee is batshit crazy. Big Ang, Drita and Carla seem like the only sane ones of the group. I really want to know how Big Ang and her husband happened. They seem like a total mismatch.
Big Ang scares me
ReplyDeleteA leprechaun. Yes!!! That's it. OMG. That guy was fugtastic. Love's dress fit so improperly I was DYING. I so wish Fashion Police had a very special Mob Wives edition.
ReplyDeleteI absolutely LOATHE the way Karen and Renee treat their children. They are two classic cases of the parents acting like the kids. I so hope Karen's daughter goes off to a kick ass college and becomes something fabulous, but I fear that she is doomed. The IQ level in that family must be negative 100.
Back to Lisa. I love fabulous Lisa, but she is a snarky bitch who doesn't let shit go. All those passive aggressive witty jokes are etched in her true bitter feelings. And sidenote, WTF did she do to her face?!?! She really should try to work out her beef with Kyle off camera. Those two probably were really friends.
LOVED the lost footage of the Hilton fashion show. I so wish Kathy Hilton was a fulltime housewife.
I just CAN'T with these housewives shows. I did however watch some of Medical Wives (I think that was the title) because it was set in Atlanta where I worked in healthcare for many years and wanted to see if I saw anyone I knew in medicine. What I did see was the biggest bunch of pinheads in Georgia (which is saying a lot). It was just awful. And I would never go to any of the MDs I saw on that show. It was horrible.
ReplyDeleteBloody hell!!! Love the Vanderpump! I want to be just like her when I grow up ; )))))
ReplyDeleteI love Lisa and she's the reason I started watching DWTS. It was time for her to go, she's a much better businesswoman than dancer. I have been pleasantly surprised by Kelli Pickler. She's a beautiful dancer and I think she should win.
ReplyDeleteSorry, Lisa. I voted for you even though I don't watch the show.
ReplyDelete@o'really and VIP Ramona Singer's Blue Steel! I could watch that clip over and over again!
ReplyDeleteLove Lisa but I just can't commit to those shows that have you watching multiple nights so didn't catch her on DWTS. But she's my favorite HW.
On another note, I thought JLo did a helluva job singing with Andrea Bocelli last night.
ReplyDeleteI cannot stand Mee-sa Vanderpump. She is the most calculating, underhanded one of the BH set. Well, her and Yolanda are in a pretty tight race for most unlikable. They just veil their true intentions better than the others due to their advanced ages & "experience".
ReplyDeleteI was channel surfing the other night and came across a channel called LISA, and it was a channel dedicated to Lisa Vanderpump selling, "I Can't
ReplyDeleteBelieve it's Not Butter"! I think she was in her own kitchen and had one of her hot Sur chef's cooking her an omelet and some other things because, Hey! You can cook with the stuff! It's just not for spreading on toast! And then Ken got behind the stove and made some concoction for her because not just the young, good-looking guys are gonna be allowed to cook for Lisa!
I googled the thing and apparently she has a ICBINB web-series but they put it on cable (I was watching Dish Network, FWIW).
Thanks Mango! I would watch the shit out of the Lisa Vanderpump channel.
ReplyDeleteThey need to pick a younger, fitter housewife --Melissa Gorga could do it, probably Tamra from (not that she's younger but she's very fit), Ramona has a lot of pep but I don't think she could stop talking enough to learn the dances. Bethenny would be able to do it--she is a good dancer and very fit. Probably a couple of the ATL women--I didn't watch them this season.
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