Lindsay Lohan's World - We Are Just Living In It

I think most of us thought after Lindsay Lohan's most recent court appearance and guilty plea (actually no contest so she could whine later if someone said she was guilty, but I don't really care. Guilty.) that she would be getting her affairs in order and spending the next 90 days in rehab. Of course, I think all of us should have realized this is Lindsay's world and we are just living in it. Lindsay has things to do and can't be bothered with rehab yet. There was the filming of Anger Management ( pissed everyone off and stole a bunch of stuff); trip to Brazil (broke up with boyfriend after coming home with mystery bruises one night after a visit with a friend and spent half her time on a nightclub floor looking for dropped cocaine vials from previous patrons); Missing a deposition in one of her many cases (if she would show up, most of these cases would go away; Scary Movie 5 premiere (She will take a two minute cameo and make demands like she was the star who was servicing the entire production team. Should be classic) and finally, Michael had to get involved. He says that he found Lindsay a luxury rehab facility and that they would probably give it to her for free for the publicity and Michael will call them for hourly reports which he will sell daily to the highest tabloid bidder.