I know it happened quicker than Lindsay Lohan stealing a fur off a sleeping woman, but Lindsay has broken up with her boyfriend of two weeks. The last time Lindsay had anything to do with Avi Snow she was putting him on a plane back to New York while she stayed in Brazil meeting new friends and getting bruises. I'm shocked Lindsay had any time to meet with Avi, let alone give him something for free when there are apparently lots of idiotic men who are willing to give her cash and gifts for what Avi was getting gratis. You like when I throw in words like that? Makes the site seem classy. Of course in the past 30 minutes I have talked about Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian so no amount of words can make things classy after that. A shower might help though.
Who the hell would voluntarily date this diseased disaster?
ReplyDeleteShower? No.
ReplyDeleteFull scale decontamination? Maybe.
Are you current on your shots?
I think VIP nailed it - B* Monday!
ReplyDeleteYes, we had Lesbian Friday now we have bitch Monday. Looking forward to threesome Tuesday and the Hump Day "passed around" series.
ReplyDeleteLol @Lucas. And it's Crazy Bitch Monday.
DeleteI think the threesomes should be on Hump Day for what it's worth
Delete@Lucas: I'd give them all up for a return of full frontal Fridays!
DeleteBody condoms for all!
ReplyDeleteHa! She's been around the block more times than the ice cream truck!
ReplyDeleteYou can't wash off the gift that Lindsay shares so willingly..
ReplyDeleteYou can't wash off the gift that Lindsay shares so willingly..
ReplyDeleteOf course they broke up- the weekend's over. Maybe he only could afford two weeks at her current rate. That or his urologist did an intervention.
ReplyDeleteFirstly, ethorne, I haven't even been commenting today, and secondly...It's KAREN'S b-day, mine's not til the 17th. And I think it's a WEDNESDAY.
ReplyDeleteOh, wait...
(Btw, Lucas--LOL)
i like this calendar.... makes my boring week seem desirable.
ReplyDeleteNothing like other people's drama to remind you that boring is good!
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ReplyDeleteA hazmat shower
He's on the do not touch list now.
ReplyDeleteWas he put on quarantine when he came back from Brazil?? Anyone sleeping with that bag of diseases should be quarantined and mentally examined.
ReplyDeleteDoes Enty have a crush or odd obsession with this "person". I'm just curious because he posts about her almost daily.. and i know since I am reading it I am just as bad. We love to watch a train crash right :)
ReplyDeleteshe did him a favor...he's kissing her with his eyes open, what person in love does that?
ReplyDeleteHaha @ ari - he's gotta make sure she's not lifting his wallet or watch at the same time
ReplyDeleteI think an acid bath is in order to sanitize the plane AND her ex boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteVikram Chatwal (her buddy) faces up to three years in prison if convicted of the most serious charge of felony trafficking, one of eight drug-related charges he now faces. Of course I doubt that will happen.
ReplyDelete@Agent - of course we know it won't happen. It's the American justice system .. You can buy your way out!
ReplyDeleteGrandmaster Flash got it right:
ReplyDelete"A street kid gets arrested,
Gonna do some time,
He got out three years from now,
Just to commit more crime.
A businessman is caught,
With 24 kilos,
He's out on bail and out of jail,
And that's the way it goes."
@Pogue: Does that mean her snatch plays "Turkey in the Straw" now?
ReplyDeleteIf you look up the term blue waffle- her picture is there.
ReplyDeleteHe's in a band. This was a total publicity stunt.
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