Only Lindsay Lohan would try and find a way to make money while in rehab. There had originally been reports that she was going to blog while in rehab. Apparently that is not true. What she is supposed to do is keep a journal and then when she gets out of rehab, then she can dish on everything. This way it does not seem as sketchy or shady or intrusive in the rehab process. Lindsay is supposed to do this for a website that specializes in celebrity websites. If Lindsay managed to keep a journal while in rehab, she will want to be paid upfront and then won't deliver. If she does keep a journal, she will keep the money and sell it to a book publisher for more money. You can't win with Lindsay unless you are a blind store owner who sells furs and loves shoplifters.
Please, Dina will just write it for her.
ReplyDeleteI have reached the limit of my tolerance for this idiot!
ReplyDeleteI'd rather read her blog about her time in the Middle East.
ReplyDeleteRight!?! LOL!
DeleteIs that her handwriting? I see the "f you" nails.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it is. :-)
DeleteOr she can chronicle all the ass to ass action and sell it to Vivid to use as a screenplay
ReplyDelete@VIP- yes! Lengthy footage!
DeleteLol, VIP! Send the doc to NatGeo.
DeleteROFLMAO @VIPblonde!
ReplyDeleteAny idiot that pays her upfront gets exactly what they deserve from this horrid excuse for a human being.
ReplyDeleteOmg!! This will be gold!!! Sample: today in group, jasmine started in again on how she was sexually abused and turned to drugs, blah, blah, blah. I had to stop myself from smacking the shit out if her. She hogs every session when its clear everyone wants to hear about me. When i finally got my turn, i told the pinch faced bitch who runs this thing i wld not be making beds and washing floors. Are they insane???? Im trolling for bed partners here; how will i land someone mopping a floor. Get real!! Later on things improved greatly when i blew the janitor for some blow, lol. Havent list my sense if humor!"
ReplyDeleteIf you're reading this Lindsay, please know I will NOT visit the website, NOT buy the book and will NOT contribute in ANY way to your making ANY money off of this.
ReplyDeleteLeave it to Lindsay to violate people's expectation of privacy during rehab in order to score a buck.
ReplyDeleteShe'll just steal someone else's journal & claim the story as her own.
ReplyDeleteDamn VIP what is with your fixation on ass to ass? It seems like you watch requiem for a dream back in the day and it blew your little mind. Get over it
ReplyDelete@Orsolya. Dina, quit complaining about the free advertising.
DeleteAww is someone mad no one wanted to do ass-ass with them? Get over it.
Delete@ethorne. I think Dina is just really hurt that you never let her be the first one to say it. Then she could include a price list and really reap the benefits of pimping out her child(ren).
DeleteThis broad is a born hustler.
ReplyDeleteMan, I'm totally pissed that a fuck up like her has such concise handwriting, and someone like me (who has her shit together) is incapable or writing in a straight line. Damn Lindsey.
ReplyDeleteJust my 2 cents...this whole item sounds like BS. Its very common to keep a journal in rehab so I don't get how this is now being blown up to something for profit. Not saying she's above this, cause we know she's not, but sounds sketch
ReplyDeleteI'm sure this isn't her handwriting.
ReplyDeleteI love it when folks I've never seen here pop up at random to tell us how dumb we are for our dumb jokes.
ReplyDeleteIf it aint got ass2ass, it aint CDaN.
Learn it.
Live it.
Love it.
Lube it first too.
*like*
DeleteGreat idea for a scene: Lindsay and Paris, ass to ass. Zoom in on the dong to see the STDs fighting each other for dominance. Of course, it could create a super bug that brings down mankind. GonoherpesyphilidiAIDS!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe some bactine and a blow torch would keep it at bay?
@count - title: contagion 2
ReplyDeleteI think her lawyer wrote that, there's something in there about "letter was addressed in regards to LL's progress". No only do I think the professional grammar and relevant text is beyond this grade school dropout, but I don't think she refers to herself as "LL" in her own notes. Maybe, but probably not since the notes are coherent.
ReplyDeleteShe has to actually go to rehab first, and that's not going to be happening.
ReplyDeleteEmpress - ITA. If her tweets are any example of her grammar skills this is all a joke. Like ethorne said, she will just steal someone else's journal and claim it as her own.
ReplyDelete@whorecaresnow
ReplyDeleteExactly.
She has to actually GO.
That's step #1
Than she has to complete it reasonably successfully (stop laughing)
This also involves not screwing over the company/website making the deal and and being professional enough to see the deal through.
I am firmly in the "NOT HAPPENING" camp
It's worthless, anyway, because her Mom and Dad are going to be selling stories every single day, and TMZ is going to have already paid off all the workers for any scrap of news.
ReplyDeleteShe's apparently now trying to claim that the plea agreement says she only has to register for rehab by May 2nd, not that she has to actually check in then. Dumbass. I still say she should've picked a few days in jail.
ReplyDeleteAlso, will Lindsay include whether they're serving Mac & Cheese at the facility in her blog?
ReplyDelete@Lotta - Yeah, that's her handwriting. It still amazes me how straight and perfect it is.
ReplyDeleteI mean, I could be wrong, but when the photos were released, the notes were attributed to her.
ReplyDeleteIt's so neat disco!
Delete1. She ain't gonna go.
ReplyDelete2. Ass 2 Ass 4 evah!
I remember when they showed her notes from court and everyone was astounded at how neat her handwriting was. Mine was never great but years of typing have made it completely illegible now.
ReplyDeleteCecilia00 is 100% correct...Not. gonna. happen.
And if I were in rehab I certainly wouldn't want someone blogging about their experience unless they absolutely left everyone else out and it was only their experiences. Talk about an invasion of privacy!
Hate to say it, but I would totally read that.
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