When one sugar daddy gets himself thrown in jail,Lindsay Lohan just finds another one to replace him and help her out where it counts. Her wallet. Last night, Lindsay showed off her new guy, Saudi producer Mohammed Al Turki as Lindsay looked entirely the worse for wear and I'm sure that she is probably sporting some new bruises this morning. I really wish I could see the person photobombing them better. I wonder if this guy will be as helpful to Lindsay as the one in jail was. Apparently Lindsay loves her Middle Eastern men.
At least her boobies are under control in this pic.
ReplyDeleteBitch has to stop using Priscilla Presley's plastic surgeon!
ReplyDeletewhoa, i can't believe she's in her 20's still. don't do drugs and get too many lip injections, kids.
ReplyDeleteShe looks more and more like a desiccated turtle every time she's papped.
ReplyDeleteExcellent description.
DeleteWhy not they all have unlimited oil money, private jets, and have a fetish for celebrities even old STD ridden ones, LOL
ReplyDeleteI hope he's getting a discount rate because girlfriend looks like she's been rode harder than a 2 dollar hooker
ReplyDeleteHe's cuter than the last one and wears his jeans well.
DeleteWhat always fascinates me is she NEVER looks embarrassed. She was apparently born without a shame chip. Might just be the fatal flaw-her downfall.
Mo could surely do better. He's just validating the stereotype that no matter how trifling a whitegirl is , she can pull a guy from the Middle East or some Negro on MLK blvd.
ReplyDeleteWe have got to do better.
What are you exactly saying here? I am getting a kinda racist vibe. I thought we were living in the 21st century but what do I know?
DeleteNegro on MLK Blvd?
We gotta do better?
What do you mean? Just because she hangs or hooks with men from other countries with darker skin doesn't mean it's worse or better. What the hell????
This is about what Blohan does to keep her crack act going not about the race of her clients!!
Rereading this-that people pf color fall into the trap of any white girl is a catch for people of color is JUST as racist. WHAT. THE. HELL.
DeleteI have a pretty outrageous sense of humor and say and do politically incorrect shit all the time but this just comes across as so over the line and not funny either.
Her makeup is doing her no favors either - the bronzer on her cheeks looks like 70's-style mutton chops!
ReplyDeletewtf....her face.
ReplyDeleteShe reminds me of Katherine Heigl in this pic. They both have gone to plastic surgery facial filler ducklip hell!
DeleteSylvia Sydney in Beetlejuice looked fresher and better than this poor coked up broke down blow up doll girlfriend to the billionaires. With more style too!
Damn she has a lot of "work" to do before rehab. Dina cannot run out of vodka & Coca Cola!
ReplyDelete@Montana - have you had any sightings of Bynes yet?
ReplyDeleteWhat's with the bruises comment?
ReplyDeleteLindsay is rumored to do gigs as a working girl and is frequently papped with major bruises. Her London and Brazil trips are especially telling. Her beach visit shows major square bruises that are pretty obviously not accidental.
DeleteHayden Pannettiere and Tara Reid have also been papped with large bruises that seem to explain the nature of their business sideline.
The women who do this-sometimes to earn bargaining chips to return to acting (obviously this works since Tara Reid's latest classic Sharknado is in release soon!) are highly paid but clearly earn every penny.
Hayden is reported to be into the extreme rough stuff. Given thst she was repirted to have been pimped out as a young chikd, this is not surprising.
Lindsay's trip to London, getting papped coming back to her hotel wearing different clothing that made her look like a hobo, caused a major sensation to a gossip universe where people have been camping out waiting for the death notice for YEARS. The bruises were unmistakable.
Google is your friend: actress name and 'bruises'. You might be shocked.
Seriously, she looks at least 45 years old in this pic.
ReplyDeleteI have some Persian friends and a lot of Middle Eastern women are stunning. Just gorgeous. Why in the name of zeus would he pay for this? She looks downright ugly.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like hell...
ReplyDeleteshe seriously looks about 65.
ReplyDeleteHe's actually kind of cute and looks way younger than her. I don't get it.
ReplyDeleteHer FACE!!!! AAACCCKKK!
ReplyDeleteErrrr... she easily looks 10-20 years older than her actual age and it's really sad to realise that her last (and only) real BIG hit movie was Mean Girls back in 2004 - that's NINE years ago peoples!
ReplyDeleteOMG why does anyone (esp the media) give a crap about her...
Please can May be Lohan free?
Her draw has to be some power trip fetish along the lines of "this girl was at the top of the world and now she's literally begging at my feet for me to kick her, punch her, use her however I want and then throw her away like yesterday's trash". (I hope I don't get yelled at for this because obviously not everyone from the Middle East is like this but here goes) I think it has something to do with the patriarchal society that treats women like property, then they see American women who aren't subservient so it gives Thea lot of pleasure to take some "devil may care, I'm in charge of me and my life" American twat like Lindsay and absolutely degrade her until she relies solely on him, at least for the night. The ultimate "putting her in her place".
ReplyDeleteAt least that's the only thing I figure out bc I wouldn't want to be in the same county as that sleazey bitch
WORD! This nails it perfectly. She is the trash they kick around.
DeleteOr the whole ass-to-ass thing. Idk.
ReplyDeleteBeyonce pulls all bad photos of herself off the web...can lindsay start doing the same? Save us the horror..
ReplyDeleteShe looks like she is in Liz Taylor make up for the filming of The Fortensky Years. All she needs to do is put on the wig.
ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/UIUEqdd.jpg
Lawd, she's looking ROUGH.
ReplyDeleteThe guy sort of creeps me out because he's looking like, "I own this bitch". Sad thing is, he probably does. :(
This guy is alot better looking than the last guy but the star of this photo is totally the guy photo bombing .
ReplyDeleteI don't understand when ever Enty posts about Lindsey and her extra curricular money activities he always mentions bruises...is her specialty being a punching bag for these johns?
ReplyDeleteApparently. See my post above. It's a thing. TONS of models on yachts for pleasure cruises papped with bruises. Former celebs. It pays. Some girls have no better options. I shudder to think of the shenanigans these rich fucks get themselves up to. Cockroaches the lot of them!
DeleteLOL No but they are opening up a Planet Fitness in Washington Heights so I am sure she will try there next for some Latino studs lol @FSP
ReplyDeleteShe needs to hire Janet Jackson as her life coach to show how its really done. Then we have to look at Lindsay anymore either.
ReplyDeleteWhatever the money, the perks, the pressure you feel, it ain't worth it, honey
ReplyDeleteSad.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the traditionalist Middle Eastern men are raised to believe that American women are whores and skankbags and will do anything and have no morals, so they think that Lohan is the cream of the crop?
ReplyDelete@Barton, or perhaps Lohan is the whoriest and skankiest?
ReplyDeleteWhen you are too good looking for the whore you're paying for -YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
ReplyDelete^^^^ ahahahahaha
DeleteWow she looks like arse.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, maybe this gentleman sees the inner purity that she has deep within her soul, and this is her chance, at last, to learn what love means?
ReplyDelete...
Sorry, I just threw up over the balconey as I typed that.
She already has a bruise on her left arm near the elbow
ReplyDeleteshe looks like a middle-aged housewife on crack.
ReplyDeleteI think media interest in her is like a train wreck in progress - you just can't look away. Tragic figure in a tail spin that we are all watching. She looks twice her age and indeed shows a big bruise on her left elbow. Her eyes (windows to the soul, you know) show detachment and despair, perhaps resignation. Okay, I'm reading too much into it now and will stop.
ReplyDeletewow I thought he was the same guy.
ReplyDelete@Ray, the consensus is that Lohan escorts some of the richest men because she will do things that other women will not. And every time she finds herself in a financial hole and spends time with a rich, generally Arab guy, she's papped with some pretty severe bruising afterward.
ReplyDelete@Elissa...Thank you!
ReplyDeleteThe saddest thing in all of this is that if she was really ashamed of the bruises she'd go a bit further to cover them up. Do you think it's an accident that we see them? I think not.
ReplyDeleteAlso I question any man who wants to be known as her sugar daddy - why why why is that a mark of distinction????? Hi, I just fucked this nasty trash... Um ok?
DeleteAdvertising her services right?
DeleteShe looks like the bloated corpse of Ashley Judd.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like a 45 year old housekeeper who just swept out the ashbin. Yikes. This is your face on drugs.
ReplyDeleteHr face is probably puffy from slapping and fellatio... That's probably why her checks look swollen
ReplyDeleteI think she uses bronzed cuz she's a red head. I've noticed they use it frequently lol.
Makes me sad indeed
She looks like hammered shit. She looks like she is 60 years old, and she's gotten fat - nice double chin. Who would bone her - she has herpes! You have to be insane to bang a valtrex vagina.
ReplyDeleteI thought Arab men were proud? Why would they want to be seen with her? My mind is boggled on this chic & her survival skills.
ReplyDeleteElissa, you come dangerously close to saying that her clientele find themselvse in a financially-unsound hole.
ReplyDeleteI would like to nominate ClaritySK for today's prize for Most Elegant Slam.
ReplyDeleteIngrid - I thought the same thing - she kinda looks like Ashley Judd with the eye-high cheekbones and the surprised eyebrows.
ReplyDeleteWhen did she go away for a few weeks to have this obvious work done?
Brazil? Or maybe she goes into a timewarp alternate universe where the bruising & swelling die down? I had noticed it has been quiet in the tabs where she has been concerned but she did make it to the Coacrackie fest. When does she have time to heal up from all the proceeedures??
DeleteGotta be alternate universe. She is clearly a Crackroach from Outer Space.
Yodelay and Barton...You're killing me here.
ReplyDeleteClaritysk: I'm a redhead and I know to stay away from the bronzer. It just looks stoopid.
Ray: Apparently there is some "rough play" supposed to be happening with her current gigs that culminates into something even more vile that have to do with feces and your face. It's disgusting!
And I think the Middle Eastern men like blondes as a general rule or redheads and that makes them exotic. I find middle eastern women to be astoundingly beautiful.
Hey now, nothing wrong with Middle Eastern men. I love me some Persian-Jew. Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm.
ReplyDeleteOld girl looks like someones Grandma, btw.
ReplyDeleteThis is why I'm scared of contouring because I don't want to look like Lohan.
ReplyDeleteI agree that unless the guy has a major personality disorder, he would do just fine by himself. Lohan must be offering something ... Unique.
maybe she had a third hole no one knows about.
ReplyDeleteDoes the word Infidel have any meaning to anyone? Middle Eastern Muslim men do not like infidels.
ReplyDeleteWell, really though, who can blame her for loving Middle Eastern men?
ReplyDelete:)
I think the guys that she's with are into drugs and don't really have high standards. Yeah, they're rich, but all the men she has been linked with are beyond sleezy. She can have them.
ReplyDeleteDrugs? No real high standards? Sleezy? Sounds like Lohan's type
DeleteShe made her choice. She doesn't HAVE to be doing whatever she is doing, but it is obviously easier work for her than getting an actual job.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like a bloated corpse pulled out of the Hudson River. Really just awful.
A few hours for $100K. Keeps her schedule wide open for drugs, auditions, and the all important clubbing hobby. Of course no bill paying or normal human adult activities. THAT is for loooooozzzeerrrrssss.
DeleteSherry : no offense intended, sory!.. my bff is a red head and comes from two red headed brit parents :) i love them, but her, her sis and her mom wear bronzer year round... When i asked why they said it went with thier skin tone and hair lol. idk were all different!
ReplyDeleteHayden into rough stuff > Lindsay into rough stuff
ReplyDeleteHayden is said to like it, lindsay does it to support herself and her addictions.