Lindsay Lohan was supposed to head home to Los Angeles. Instead, she sent her boyfriend home without her and she stayed in Brazil. You know, to play on the beach and meet some friends. I hope they brought her lots of presents because Lindsay is sporting some very nasty bruises on her thigh area. Could she have hit something with her thigh? I guess, but look how it is scattered all over her thigh? All the sides of it. To me, it almost looks like someone grabbed her thigh with fingers.
That. Is. The. Lilo. Ho-Stroll.
ReplyDeleteIt is advertising for future clients, Lohan-style.
Fetish work pays best.
Those would be rather large man-hands, to leave that kind of impression.
ReplyDeleteI am beginning to think that she has issues.
ReplyDelete@FSP I had to choke my laugh down so as to not wake everybody up.
DeleteAlso, first time posting but long-time reader. I'm usually asleep when the posts go up but last trimester reflux is keeping me awake.
Lol @FSP
DeleteGood morning, blue waffle!
DeleteWelcome, Charlotte, & congrats!
Char, i remember the agita of pregnancy quite well. Welcome, we always here for ya!!
DeleteThose bruises look like an alien face.
ReplyDelete@rcb- I was thinking about how people see Jesus on their toast, I just saw Satan on Lohag's leg.
Deleteethorne- I see it now too!
DeleteFun OT story. Once my roommate in college and her friend dropped a bunch of acid and went on Facebook to look at pictures. Well apparently in the background of one picture of the friends son, they saw not only Satan but Jesus too. Bitches woke me up at 3 am freaking out, I didn't see it.
@ethorne - you are so funny..you always crack me up! ;-)
DeleteMore likely falling down drunk bruises.
ReplyDeleteAs much as I despise her, I will say some people bruise much more easily than others. I always have bruises on my arms and legs from bumping into stuff (and not bumping very hard either). It's been like this since I was a kid.
ReplyDeleteWait, am I defending Lindsay? Ignore what I just said.
When I saw the bikini top she is wearing, and the bruises on her legs, it made me think that she is wearing so much fabric on top because she is bruised/marked there as well. It's easier to explain bruises on legs not so much on the chest area.
ReplyDeleteShe also has bruising on her arm, above that really big bracelet.
DeleteYou mean her really big STOLEN bracelet, lol
DeleteFSP, you're killing it today. Keep 'em coming.
ReplyDeleteAlso, those don't look like finger bruises at all. I bruise really easily and I'm clumsy/ungraceful, but I still don't get bruises that size very often. That seems to be from some fairly rough bedroom action.
Or she fell on some stairs or something.
When I drink too much (which happens) I frequently get a shit ton of big ass bruises from bashing and banging into shit when I'm stumbling around.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Lindsay bruises "easily" as some are suggesting, but I do think she drinks a lot and crashes into shit. They could also be from sexy times I guess but it is odd placement.
I also bruise easily and I will find them on my lower legs and arms all the time from work or being clumsy but never on my thighs!
ReplyDeleteAlso just noting those bruises are exactly table height which goes with my stumbler theory.
ReplyDeleteI actually wham my thighs into the pointy thing on the corner of the dresser or the footboard of the kids beds a lot. See what I get for not turning on the light when I check on them.
DeleteIf you look closely, almost looks like a bruise above her left wrist, and also the inside of her other thigh...you would think she would cover that up knowing she'll be papped
ReplyDeleteWow beginning to feel sorry for her, can you imagine the freaks she has to be with in order to live the lifestyle she has become accustomed to
ReplyDeleteI am also a member of the random-bruises-of-unknown-origin club. I'm always bumping into stuff, even sober. After a night of drinking it can look like I've been abused.
ReplyDeleteAw, Lucas, me too...Let's breed and have delicate, tender little gossip-loving babies.
ReplyDeleteWait...I'm almost 42. No breeding for me!
Carry on.
@Libby - We could practice? And I just had a friend deliver her second (complete surprise - she thought she was too old for bebehs) baby at 42.
Deletemaybe the CDaNers can all band together and help build your bubble boy a safe environment to grow up in.
DeleteWas just going to say the same thing as RCB - I ALWAYS have bruises on my calves, but rarely on my thighs. Any S&M people here to tell us what kinds of activities could result in those types of bruises?
ReplyDeleteI get bruises easily on my legs also but not to that degree. But i don't get drunk and fall down often.
ReplyDeleteI'm really surprised that her legs look that well considering the unhealthy lifestyle the has. I don't see cellulite.
@Libby and Lucas, same here. I always have a random bruise of some sort on my body from bumping into random shit. After a night of drinking, it is worse.
ReplyDeleteWelcome, Charlotte!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Mrs Cool
DeleteFSP - stop it! I'm getting strange looks from my co-workers.
ReplyDeleteI do not bruise at all. I would need to be hit with a baseball bat to show a tiny discoloration.
Does that make me more or less desirable to the S&M crowd?
She is a natural redhead and they bruise easier than others. Proven scientific fact, no bs. Redheads bruise easy.
ReplyDeleteNever say never Lib. My grandmother had my Dad at 43!
ReplyDeleteThat being said it appears that perhaps some fetish play is going on there. Surprised there arent any bruises on her ass, then again she doesn't have much of an ass to spank or whip. I can see a faint bruise on her breast too.
I'm anemic and perpetually have bruises all over but they are sporadic and never that large. Suspect for sure.
Some of those johns can get pretty rough and slap the girls around quite a bit.
ReplyDeleteI also seem to be perpetually bruised and can't remember the origins. Anaemia + pasty pale skin + baby brain, methinks.
ReplyDeleteWelcome, Charlotte!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Karen
DeleteI get bruises completly sober from god knows what. I have several on my calves one on the inside of my right forarm about halfway up and a large sore and un known origin one on my left shoulder today. I did a zombie run two months ago and looked like an abused woman fOr the next two weeks.
ReplyDeleteBlohan has a boyfriend?! Yuck!
ReplyDeleteI bruise easily, and I do Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu which often leaves me bruised, but I doubt Blohan got bruised from exercise. Sexercise, maybe, but not actual exercise.
Why would she cover up the bruises? She's feeding the paps with this image. I think they are drinking/drug related bruises. Could she be a drug mule and money "mover"? Coachella will be her last hurrah before rehab.
ReplyDeleteI found a bruise on my tummy from a puggle, and one on my upper arm from a baby, no s&m. I think Blohan just may bruise easily. Plus we just saw pictures of her wasted, under a table.
ReplyDeleteLucas---Okay, I just blushed. YES, I will move to Spokane (?) on your dime; NO, I do not guarantee sex or that we will even be able to tolerate each other.
ReplyDeleteSo.....Deal?
@Libby - Spokane IS lovely this time of year, and we all know I am not the type of person who'd ever expect that someone would OWE me sex. But, I just can't see my gf and your bf going along with this one. Sadly, because that's one sexy armpit. However, should you find yourself in the area I would LOVE to buy you the beverage of your choice.
DeleteAs a redhead, I can tell you that I end up with weird bruises on my thighs *all* the time. Usually, I run into a table, a misplaced chair barely feel it and then look like I was whacked with a baseball bat.
ReplyDeleteNot saying that Lilo hasn't "earned" these bruises, but I have to say that I have had bruises similar with no "boyfriend" in site.
I am also a stumbly, accident prone drunk. I also do not believe that is how she got those bruises. I think it's the rough sex theory.
ReplyDeleteAlso a member of the easily bruised club. I get weird bruises on my abs from doing crunches, on my arms from lifting weights and sometimes on my legs from hiking.
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly what my legs looked like when I was waiting tables. Maybe she was playing waitress?
ReplyDeleteOh, Topper---Full-speed table jab in the thigh-meat...OUCH...I CRINGED with PTSD from the many, many memories of those.
ReplyDeleteIt's okay Lucas. I only wanted you for your latitude & genetic material, anyway. I'm shameless in my scheming!
ReplyDeleteIt feels so good to be wanted for my body for a change. Which means you clearly haven't seen me naked.
ReplyDeleteWhat irks me is that she is posing for these photos, showing off her bruises for what? Sympathy?
ReplyDeleteMs.Cool, money:)
DeleteI bruise easy also, but I feel the photos are so staged that they must be her advertising and we all know for what - blue waffles...JK about the blue waffles, I made the mistake of googling it. I think she is trying to show she's up for the rough stuff as she needs to make that money for her and momma - coke is expensive when momma doesn't work. And I can bet mom is laying on the guilt of how ever is she going to survive while meal ticket is in jail for 10 minutes.
ReplyDeleteShes a natural redhead so most likely.just bruises easily. My mom is a natural Firecroutch too and bruises easily also.
ReplyDelete@ms cool another bruises-oh-so-easily one here. the thing is for someone like me to not show off my bruises, i would never be able to wear shorts or skirts. it's part of the package with that complexion. before my wedding, i lived like a china doll for two weeks so my arms and legs would be pure alabaster.
ReplyDeleteCould also be drunk/falling down/crashing into things bruises. Not to mention, alcohol is a blood thinner, so a guy doesn't have to be terribly rough to leave one on a body that is perpetually filled with booze.
ReplyDeleteecho to everyone on here. i, too, bruise easy and it's not uncommon for me to have splotches on my thighs randomly. not to the size that lohan has, but then again, i exercise and don't use substances so im guessing i'm a tad healthier :)
ReplyDeletei am guessing these bruises are a combo of rough housing and falling down/stumbling and poor health (alcohol abuse).
I just came to add that aspirin and vitamin e also cause bruising because they are blood thinners. Also, vitamin deficiency causes bruising.
ReplyDeletePlus (as it seems most of us know) uninhibited drinking leads to running into things! The next day you are looking at your leg saying "What the...?"
I have a huge black knot and bruise on my leg but nobody beat me up, I ran into something going to the bathroom in the dark in the middle of the night.
ReplyDeleteWow! I think I've found the common genetic link of people who are gossip hounds, they all bruise easy!
ReplyDeleteI am olive skin (not pale) and bruise like crazy. Mainly the thighs from tables, desks, countertops. I found one on my knee yesterday!?! I am also a self confessed clutz too.
I can also get them from sex that's not particulary rough.
I think Lohags are a combo of drunkeness, sex and vitamin deficiancy.
You don't climb under a table drunk and not hit your legs on something on the way down or up.
Don't you get bruises from injecting things?
ReplyDeleteMaybe she injected too much heroin into her legs and she bruised.
I really don't know anything about drugs, so I know I'm wrong.
Or maybe she just bruises easily, or her boyfriend beat her for no shaving or something.
It almost looks like a shoe print on Lohan's leg. The two bruises on the left look like a heel and ball/toes.
ReplyDeletekatydid--We discovered yesterday that we're also mostly Aries as well.
ReplyDeleteHuh.
A couple of weeks ago, I sported bruises on my inner thigh that looked like finger marks. Only they weren't.
ReplyDeleteThey were from rooster claws. My 15 pound big ass Jersey Giant rooster slammed into me because he thought I was bothering one of his hens.
Falling down drunk, rough sex, having sex in the middle of a cock fight...nothing's off limits for Lohag.
If you zoom in on the bottom picture you can see a bruise on her upper side boon area also
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ReplyDelete@libby i barely missed out on the Aries! I'm a Pisces, my birthday was March 11th. I guess little Quinn (robot's bub) will be the newest Aries to the CDAN family :)
ReplyDeleteIt's probably a combination of factors--being fair-skinned and easily bruised to begin with, vitamin deficiency (esp. Vitamin C & K), general poor health due to drugs, booze, etc., stumbling around, being handled roughly...no matter what, you'd think that she might want to at least get out some concealer & see if she could make them a bit less noticeable. She's either intentionally showing off her bruises for some reason, or just doesn't care any more, and I'm not sure which of those is saddest. :-(
ReplyDeleteHow did I miss the whole Aries business? I'm a Cancer (July 15), with moon in Leo & Libra rising (birth date/time info available upon request, if you're up for running my natal chart, etc.).
ReplyDeleteFair skinned red haired easy bruiser here too but although I am a March Baby I am a Pisces as for Loho I think she is advertising or perhaps continuing sex play through public display of bruises so her client can see his handiwork displayed in the newspapers just a thought but I don't put anything past her or her "dates" ugh!
ReplyDeleteI get random, mysterious cuts on my body instead of bruises. Anyway, I agree with others that Lindsey's bruises look like drunk-running-into-things bruises.
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ReplyDeleteLooks like an advert to the fetishists out there.
ReplyDeleteI bruise easily too and I'm not even near fair skinned.
As someone who is in the kinkster life style, there is a good chance she actually enjoys the pain of... Whatever she is into.
ReplyDeleteI didn't see bruising on both legs like you would have had it been from ropes or metal restraints or even suspension play
On one leg? More likely it's from an inexperienced paddler. Or table stumbling as I also so. Drunk and wearing high heels? No so easy to stay steady...
I also work as a aesthetician, and it's not right to diagnose skin with out seeing and touching it without make up on, but my guess would be that she has sensitive skin, flushes and burns easily and also probably bruised easily. A life style of drinking and not eating right can really easily change your skin and make bruising easy as well.
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ReplyDeleteKatydid, my birthday was march 12, so maybe there is room for some Pisces in here too! And welcome Charlotte, wishing you a healthy pregnancy!
ReplyDeleteCool beans EGB! we're close! Thanks for the "Shop it to Me" recommendation a few weeks ago I signed up it's great!
ReplyDeleteIt looks awful. I bruise from rough sex too but it's never usually localised like that (unless it's on my ass!!!)
ReplyDeleteI think it looks like somebody inexperienced tied her off before injecting and put the buckle in the wrong place. Whatever caused it I think it must be really painful. I hate dead legs.
Ugh, I didn't even see Cara Dee's comment when I wrote, please know that is upsetting and not the best place for that kind of "joke".
ReplyDeleteShe's a drug addict. She's probably anemic because if it. When I was partying REALLY hard 10 years ago, if you poked me gently I'd bruise.
ReplyDeleteI just read that comment now. Very bad timing (and poor taste).
ReplyDeleteLilo 's bruises take away focus from her lack of a backside.
ReplyDelete@caradee your "joke" was done in poor taste, you should never joke about that.
Katydid and EGB, march 10!!! Go Pisces chicks!
ReplyDelete@cara dee, clearly a newbie to write that sort of comment
We could have one helluva 3 day bday weekend girls! 10, 11 and 12th! Go Pisces! Mexico??
DeleteWhoops calm down guys, I didn't know and deleted it. No offense meant.
ReplyDeleteNow, I'm mostly illiterate to the ways of S/M, but wouldn't bruises from that show up in places like the butt, or the extremities? Those areas appear mostly damage-free. I think her bruises are from being a sloppy drunk, not from sexy-time.
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ReplyDeleteI thought it looked like skin popping too but figured someone like her would know where her veins are...
It could very well be bondage marks, certainly not finger marks, but considering how much she stumbles, falls and crawls, when blitzed, they're probably just drunk bruises. Keep in mind too that it's quite likely her liver is starting to get damaged and one of the first signs is easy bruising,since the liver isn't able to process blood very quickly. Notice how all the marks are the same size and shape? I'm thinking her standing near a d.j booth, or sharp table in a bar and kept running into it, leaning in to it, and drunkenly bumping it. there are no finger indents/bruises, it's more like a rounded table corner, in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteMore like liver failure bruises
ReplyDeletei keep reading that ahe has a boyfriend. but just this week. how is it her boyfriend after so short a time?
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