Monday, April 08, 2013
Kim Kardashian Does A Bare Baby Bump Photo
Well, Kim Kardashian must have finally decided she had enough of the people, including myself, wondering if she was really pregnant or just trying to pull a Beyonce. Last week I questioned why, the woman who loves taking photos of herself half naked and sharing them with the world multiple times each day had not shared a baby bump photo showing skin. Now, Kim Kardashian has and has done something Beyonce never did. I'm sure there are people who will say Kim has just gained weight or is sticking out her stomach, but, as much as I would love to join in on hating on her, it looks like she is pregnant. Or ate a lot. No, definitely pregnant. Right?
They showed an extended preview for the new season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians after last night's season finale of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami (Don't shoot me!), and there was plenty of bare Kim bumpage in the preview; I'm sure there will be much more on the actual show
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's a really good prosthetic...nothing would surprise me when it came to these Klowns.
ReplyDeleteI'm sad. Enty hates us. He really, really hates us. :(
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing what a difference clothes can make. When she's not trying to skank-up her look then she doesn't appear to have gained 357 lbs. I'm sure part of it is the hip-hiding angle but still, she looks pretty much standard pregnancy size. She should just wear some variation of this for the next 4 months, but she won't because she needs the press that comes along with comparing her to shamu
ReplyDeleteAgree @ Empress! Lol @ Shamu
DeleteAgreed. When one doesn't want to look super big pregnant one stops wearing pencil skirts. I think someone mentioned on here before that she's pulling a Jessica Simpson. She will take in either a huge endorsement deal or just a ton of publicity by losing an exaggerated amount of weight. Although I guess Jessica did gain it the first time around.
DeleteDamn. I was SURE she was faking it...
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with the guy crouching in the background?
ReplyDeleteI with ya @gmg- I wasn't sure before, that looks like clay to me.
ReplyDelete@Reese-lololll
go to mediatakeout.com
ReplyDeleteor don't....but notice the white thing behind her shirt right where the shirt would be rolled in the second pic. photoshopped.
I always thought she was pregnant: she ballooned up really fast.
ReplyDeletePlease let this be photoshopped. I was completely convinced. And there was even a blind about it on blindgossip. Off to find it. The plot and her waistline thicken.....
ReplyDeleteconvinced she was faking it that is
ReplyDeleteYeah, I saw that too @VIPblonde
ReplyDeleteNo way she's faking it with all those different nekkid shots and wasn't she getting an ultrasound in one scene?
And, she looks fine here. I don't know wtf she's thinking with her wardrobe~they make her look like she's gonna pop in the next week.
ReplyDelete@Dewie: it looks like she's in a store and that person is looking for/restocking something
ReplyDeleteI've said it before and I'll say it again - Kim is a very vain person. If she were faking it, she'd have a way cuter prosthetic bump.
ReplyDelete@Cathy- my thoughts exactly. I looked through her instagram pictures the other day and she is a lot vainer than I had originally thought.
DeleteI thought it was a ruse as well..
ReplyDeleteHey, if Mad Men could convincingly give January Jones a double-chin last night, I see no reason to doubt KK has some major-league prosthetic strapped to her bod.
ReplyDeleteShe's likely pregnant but the pics are pretty obviously photoshopped for some reason for another. See: white spot on pic 1 under her armpit.
ReplyDeleteI'm still amazed anyone thought she might possibly not be pregnant. I guess that's the new "thing" since the Beyonce conspiracy theories.
ReplyDeleteMaybe its the way she's standing, but her bump looks more pronounced in the second photo.
ReplyDeleteShe is angling to get a naked magazine cover, as always.
ReplyDeleteWhere did I read something about her saying she was "respecting kanye's wishes" by not showing skin during her pregnancy? I guess that flew out the window, she just can't keep her clothes on.
ReplyDeleteThe special effects people worked overtime...that's a nice job..
ReplyDeletePuke.
ReplyDeleteI just wish she'd leave the drag-queen slap off her face. Jesus, woma, you're a 30-something mother-to-be, stop trying to look like you're on the stroll! And who doesn't know that the dramatic smokey eye and dark shades are for night, not day and not "business". I want to put her on "what not to wear"
ReplyDeleteI think Beyonce did show a bare baby bump, on her documentary thingie.
ReplyDeleteThere were some bare bump bikini shots too.
Delete@whitney and shakira, the "documentary" never showed a full shot of her face with the bump. The only shots were those beach shots after she first announced and its very obvious she's purposely sticking out her belly after eating a big meal. The shots were taken by her people too. Her bump deflating on her was proof for me she faked it.
DeleteI don't think kim is faking though.
Well I can understand Beyonce faking it if she had a miscarriage before. Neither one of them have any true bearing on my life, but I find Kim's vanity amusing.
DeleteThere's an odd line in the rug below her right thigh that isn't in the first pic either.... it could be lighting but I don't think so. I don't know.... she's probably PG. But I'm amazed at how much smaller her neck and legs look compared to how she's looked in pap photos recently - and her boobs have been reduced by a few sizes. Seriously - I think the only thing not photo-shopped in this pic IS her stomach :)
ReplyDeleteSo the person looking at clothes (crouched down on the floor) in the background did not MOVE an inch in the time between she took the two pictures? And her feet are in the exact same position (even after putting the phone down to roll up her shirt) and her face and the camera are identical in both photos? There is some photoshopping going on here IMHO.
ReplyDelete1. The person's clothes are wrinkled differently in the pics.
Delete2. You don't need to put the phone down to roll up your shirt.
3. Her face is not identical in both, and why wouldn't the camera be the same?
This morning I stood sideways in the mirror and pushed out my stomach. I looked just like this. I immediately started the 3 day Military Diet, as I'm 53 and NOT pregnant. I'd post a photo but I'm disgusted with myself. All my weight goes to my stomach. I look just like I did when I was pregnant, 'cept I'm not.
ReplyDeleteI was on the fence if she was faking or not, til I saw her in the lie cut white dress the other day. My first sign of pregnancy was always that the veins in my chest became so much more visible...you can't fake that! Guess it's a real pregnancy after all!
ReplyDeleteOops... That was *low* cut white dress!
DeleteShe read ENTY post about her not tweeting pics of her bump. Celebs don't Google themselves my ass. I bet they google and read gossip about themselves on the reg.
ReplyDelete@Anna, here is the blind gossip link Not Exactly An OBGYN Referral
ReplyDeleteI was convinced she was faking it too...you know, the first pics all my friends on facebook post are their ultrasound pics, has she posted any of those?
A real pregnancy & actually OK clothes on her for once. Obviously she is reading the gossip/blog sites because so many people have been saying shit about her, now we see a tummy shot. And as for Gayface Kayne, why is KK respecting his 'no skin shit' really ... remember someone pissed on her & they got it on video, yet she is respecting Kaynes request????? Girl your so fucked up. Now I'm going to shoot myself because I said something nice & I can't stand these fucking monsters.
ReplyDeleteI really hate Mondays & these fucking whores.
She's pregnant. No way to fake how giant her breasts are now, and like @Mama Ray said, she has those blue veins (I had that, too).
ReplyDelete@diana: preface with I don't like this slag any more than the next, but yes, I could see that person not moving if they were focused on something in that one place (reorganizing a shelf, for instance) and you have to remember that posing is Kim's job, I'm sure she has spent countless hours in the mirror practicing, not to mention on red carpets so at this point it's muscle memory. I would guess she has the exact same pose in every photo of her from that angle. Maybe her arms are slimmed and her legs tightened, bc I don't think she does "no photoshop" but the stance probably isn't the giveaway
ReplyDeletei think she looks fine - there is no obvious photoshopping going on. the white piece under her hand in pic 2 is the shirt's fabric; the white piece under her armpit in pic 1 is her reflection.
ReplyDeleteits a real life pregnancy.
p.s. i used to work in retail and yes, if there is a shelf on the bottom, you have to reorganize just like the rest... meaning aching back and neck.
The one part of this ho we hadn't seen. Sigh
ReplyDeleteBeyonce has shown her bump. Face included.
ReplyDeleteI hate defending her but speculation of a fake pregnancy here is silly. Anyone who's been pregnant can see it visibly by her chest (veiny and heavy)
ReplyDeleteThat said, I fully believe she's looking as nasty as possible to cash in on future $$ for weight loss tips/secrets and deals. I also think that there's some visual artistry happening here with a more flattering belly image. As much as the plan is to have a post baby (plastic surgery ) comeback this vain trick can't stand all the 'hurtful' comments.
I never thought she was faking the pregnancy because like @EmEyeKay said, her boobies were huge. But just like someone also said in another thread, she probably doesn't look like she thought she would, so she just chose to not be naked.
ReplyDeleteBut I guess she can't stand people not beliving she's carring the golden baby, lol...
I used to watch their show, some episodes, I guess it was the first, second season, before they moved to the bigger house and I used to think they were down to Earth because they didn't live in a huge house and seemed very close with each other. Considering I have two sisters, I thought I could relate. BUT, Kim always seemed really fake to me. Then I started understanding who they were and now I juts see them as trash...
... then again, I'm probably the only person here who doesn't think Beyonce faked hers... lol
ReplyDeleteEnty, as fake she usually is. That fat ass and thighs CANNOT be faked. She has ballooned in size. Beyonce's body didnt change, hence the suspicion!
ReplyDeleteI never believed she was faking, her boobs got so big so fast. She really looks huge and I never judge pregnant women but she's such an unpleasant human being I don't feel guilty judging her.
ReplyDeleteOh and I have met a Kim K true believer and fan, my neighbors 20 year old daughter who's a very intelligent and nice young lady shocked me this weekend when she told me she's a huge fan of Kim's. How does that happen???!!
Maybe she wanted the prosthetic to shoot promos for her show because she was not big enough at that time.
ReplyDelete@ anothergreyhare. Give me PMS bloat, a good meal and a gym free week and I can pouch and puff my belly out that much. Not something I am proud of but I can force puff and pouch out enough to look 4-5 months preggo, not being pregnant. I have approximately two inches between my pelvic bones and rib cage too, that doesn't help. Seriously short waisted so any ab weight puffs out in front. I am 5'6" and a half and have a 33.5 inch inseam. I'm all legs :)
ReplyDeleteShe's definitely preggers. You can see it in her face. She's gained weight all over the place. It's sooooo obvious. She also glows.
ReplyDeleteAnd at times has looked truly ill like a pregnant woman battling morning sickness, which isn't exclusive to morning as people might think. I think she is just started to look healthier in her face.
DeleteNot necessary but I'll chime in.. Obviously preggo. She wouldn't look so horrible if it was a PR pregnancy .. And she's only six/seven months along and talking about how she " only " gained 30 lbs? That's a lot for her short size so early on. I wouldn't be surprised if that doubled at full term. And shes got pregnancy face all the way - hence the heavy tranny make up. If she wasn't such a vapid twat I would feel bad. The only thing she's lying about is her " health food " cravings !
ReplyDeleteI've had food babies bigger than that, but I don't think she's faking.
ReplyDeleteHer stomach looks like mine. Except I'm not pregnant. I guess its time for the model diet i.e. tissues and mints all day erryday.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she photoshopped her head on a pregnant lady's body...I love a good conspiracy theory!
ReplyDeleteShe is saving ALL the details for her show. That's exactly what I thought from day one. There will be doctors visits, whining, going for icecream, whining, spending cash you earned off of a sex tape, whining, holding her belly, pictures and.... Whining maybe even some tears.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she's really pregnant, maybe not. I don't know. But, they fake naked pregnant bellys all the time in tv and movies. That definitely is photoshopped though. There are pictures of her from the same couple of days. Her belly is smaller and the rest of her is way bigger. She's had everything slimmed but her belly to look thinner. I guess my main problem with her is that she keeps lying about her weight. She lied before about being a size 4 when she clearly was busting out of those clothes, and she's lying now. Why lie. Your pregnant and you have gained weight. So what? That's what is supposed to happen.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Beyonce was not pregnant. Pregnant bellys do not collapse when you sit down. That's why pregnant women do the lean back and put hand on seat shimmy when sitting. That shit won't bend.
So its the horrorifically awful clothes that are making her look so bloated.
ReplyDeleteLol @ smash - you know there will be lots of tears! Gah.
ReplyDeleteLooks like genuine pregnancy for Kim.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously ladies - this is a genuine website:
Www.fakeababy.com
I think Beyonce had an account there ;-)
Men - be aware that this type of thing is out there and make smart decisions.
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All About Eve: Count me as another (nearly) 20 yr old who likes Kim. I don't have any reason to dislike her. She's never done anything to me, I won't judge her for her sextape and think her marrying Kris was just Kim being desperate to get married again since she turned 30. Besides, I find her entertaining.
ReplyDeletemaybe it has been mentioned above, if so, sorry for the repeat, where is her ginormous ass? something doesn't look right, given all the photos in the last couple of months.
ReplyDeleteNobody knows when this was taken. Just sayin.
ReplyDeleteHer legs and hips look ridiculously slender for that to be Kim Kardashian even when she's not supposedly pregnant. Just saying -- that lower bod does not look like her.
ReplyDeleteOriginally this was my twisted theory: she sees people are sympathizing with Kris Humphries instead of her, and she may lose her divorce battle with him, so she creates a fake pregnancy, and then when her divorce battle is in court she loses the baby, gains sympathy from the judge, and in turn "wins" her divorce battle (Kris doesn't get the annulment).
ReplyDeleteMay be a bit far fetched, but she's a pro at this PR game.
i think she pregnant
ReplyDeleteshe has preggo face in the pap pics
no way this woman gets fat for the fun of it.
shes been craving a baby since before kourt was pregnant
Anybody remember "The Cooler," and how that pregnancy turned out?
ReplyDeletewHY IS THIS EVEN A CONVERSATION? #WEIRD what people write about.
ReplyDeleteI am calling Photoshop. Her arms, legs and butt haven't been that slim in YEARS. Her face is even slimmer in these photos. Compared to the current pap photos of her, this isn't her body.
ReplyDeleteAside from the pr conspiracies and all that...anyone notice how her ex and kanyes ex BOTH got pregnant and coincidently Kimye does in the same year?
ReplyDeleteShe is NOT pregnant.
ReplyDeleteWhy is her face obstruucted? The dim lighting. I don't buy it for a second. She's suddenly slimmer with just a bump? Whatever!
DeleteShe is NOT pregnant.
ReplyDelete>Sorry but YES she IS PREGNANT
ReplyDeleteThis whole thread is cracking me up! It's like who killed JFK in the celeb gossip world!
ReplyDeleteThose are pregnant boobs. Just saying. Plus that shallow heifer is way too vain to be photo'd looking that fat if she wasn't actually preggo.
ReplyDelete@Izzie. I know, right?!?! I'm sitting here shaking my head, thinking, "Yes, she is pregnant! There isn't a big-ass conspiracy, people! LTFU!!!"
ReplyDeleteI am getting in inordinate amount of pleasure from her daily ill-fitting atrocities being highlighted on DM. I'd feel bad about it except she invites such mockery being so fake & VAIN. That salmon number on Sunday was hanging on by a single terrified safety pin.
ReplyDeleteIs anyone watching their show tonight? It is the pregnancy announcement episode. OHhh "reality" tv. That poor kid.
ReplyDeleteI don't doubt that she is pregnant. I saw a picture of her in a black dress earlier today. I could see a line on her leg beneath the dress that led me to believe she is trying to stifle her belly with spanx. If that is the case she is even stupider than I first thought.
ReplyDeleteI watched the Beyonce documentary and I didn't think it really answered the surrogacy question 100%. The only time she showed her (far along) belly was in this weird grainy shadow boxy looking thing where you couldn't even see her face. I don't really know what to think, but to make the effort to address the rumors in the documentary and then not really answer the questions by showing a real pic or live footage is kind of strange.
ReplyDeleteOn the Kim K. belly exposure, Enty, ask and ye shall receive.