Katie Holmes Is Dating A Guy
For the first time I can remember since her divorce from Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes is dating someone. Well, at least a magazine says she is dating someone. The special someone is Peter Cincotti who is a jazz musician. According to Grazia magazine, the couple have been on a few dates. I'm actually shocked that Katie has managed to go on one date, let alone several without anyone noticing. It seems like every move she makes is tracked by at least one pap, if not more. The couple reportedly met two weeks ago at the 25th anniversary party of The NY Observer. Katie's spokesperson says the couple are not dating. Yeah, well even if they are dating, I doubt the spokesperson is going to admit it because this is like Kneepads cover story worthy if it can last a few more weeks.
Katie is just so blah. And a bad dresser. That's all I have to say about this.
ReplyDeleteOh, totally. And her continued awkwardness is no longer cute now that she's an adult.
DeleteGmg, what about her stinky feet?
DeleteShe just likes him for his height.
ReplyDeleteGood luck Katie. I'm sure she is suffering from post traumatic stress disorder. Who knows how long it will take her to recover from Tommy boy.
ReplyDeleteDella - so true!
DeleteI'm sure anyone and everyone she dates will be scrutinized closely by the Xenu higher ups. I still think she knows some pretty bad stuff to have gotten a divorce so quickly so they may want to dig up dirt on anyone she dates so they'll have that in case he or she bad mouths Scientology.
ReplyDeleteHe's very talented. I approve:)
ReplyDeleteHow tall is he! He's a mountain!!!
ReplyDeleteAgent - what does he play?
@sugar- "yes! I can straighten my knees and wear heels again."
ReplyDeleteWhat's the opposite of dickmatised? Dick-shy? That's what tommy girl has done to her.
ReplyDeleteBut does he know where Shelly is?!?!
ReplyDelete@rejectedcarebear SCORE! Way to go working that question in perfectly!
DeleteYou win teh interwebz today. :-D
I do wish her happiness - she got away from Tom and she seems like she is a great mom to Suri. Sure, she doesn't dress that great and seems a little quirky but, she appears to be very sweet and genuine as opposed to other celebrity moms.
ReplyDeleteGood for her! She deserves a nice guy after the last nutjob!
ReplyDeleteGood for her, life goes on...
ReplyDeleteLove Peter Cincotti! He plays piano mostly- saw him in concert with his jazz trio about 6 years ago, it was amazing. Good for her1
ReplyDeleteQuirky is good! I'm rooting for Katie, she does seem genuine and imagine being married to the little giant for all of those years. The stories she must have...
ReplyDeleteI can't stand her. She makes me stabby. She's not that innocent if you ask me, she's cunning! Lol
ReplyDeleteoh, he's pretty!! And young! Educated! He probably calls her Katie! Tall! Opposite of CTC...WIN!
ReplyDeleteI totally agree Reno...She may have gone in blindly with the GFMD but at some point she grabbed some secrets for her escape. That's pretty cunning.
ReplyDeleteBUT I do hope she moves on with someone who brings her happiness..
I cannot find how tall this guy is. There's nothing on the interwebs that tells it. And that's not a super great picture of the guy. He's actually pretty cute.
(I don't know where that "F" came from but you can add you're own meaning.)
ReplyDeleteI would love for a publicist -- just once -- to respond, "They're not dating, they're just fucking. It's not even monogamous. Just ask your mom."
ReplyDeleteCelebs can't even grab a coffee with their best gay friend w/o people spotting a pregnancy bump and the weekly rags splashing it across the cover.
Nomnom83, just laughed out loud. Shush, I've got sleeping babies in my lap
DeleteKatie, I'll date you. You would have to come down here to Wilmington, but I don't live far from the Amtrak station.
ReplyDeleteAnd I am famous for my discretion. Just ask my roommate in law school, who didn't know that I was just-about living with a professor for over two years.
Eh I don't buy it only because we're actually hearing about it on some level. Just yesterday I heard she was dating some producer and that was bogus. And for the past week she was in Disneyworld with her family. Think about it she managed to divorce Tom and get everything squared away without anyone knowing. IF she's someone its a person who is not being publically acknowledged as associated with her at the current moment.
ReplyDeleteI don't see Katie dating anyone publically anyways until Suri's a bit older. Because as soon as she admits to a relationship in public the first thing they'll ask is if Suri has met him.
I'm a smooth jazz fan so I've heard of this guy and like his music. I hope he can handle the paps and COS crapola in her life
ReplyDeleteEh, good for her. I hope he treats her well.
ReplyDeleteI have one of his CDs from a few years back. He's very talented. I don't care who she's dating.
ReplyDeleteWow, this surprises me. I know Holmes was the object of love/lust for a lot of men of a certain generation, but...hmm. Cincotti is a highly respected jazz musician and singer - for a while there he seemed to be on the verge of challenging Buble for the New Sinatra/Torme Crown, but Cincotti is a much more low-key performer so that didn't happen.
ReplyDeleteStill, he's cute, and I always underestimate Holmes.
Tina Fey allegedly called Katie stupid on Howard Stern (I don't listen to Stern so this is hearsay). Maybe she's stupid AND lucky if she managed to escape the Co$? Having a smart daddy who's a lawyer had to have helped...
ReplyDeleteHe's very good looking. I just hope Katie has fun, after Mojojojo she deserves it.
ReplyDelete^ Mojojojo! Ahahaha! That is hilarious! Hilarious and perfect... Tom Cruise is totally Mojojojo.
ReplyDeleteThat's your girl enty...it could be true! Don't be mad. Get glad for her!
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