Tuesday, April 09, 2013

Julianne Hough Wants To Be The Next Mrs. Tom Cruise

I will say one thing for Julianne Hough. She has moved her way up the dating ladder. Remember when she was crazy in love with that country singer and then Ryan Seacrest made her a deal she could not refuse so the country singer went bye bye. Now, according to the Enquirer, she would like to be the next Mrs. Tom cruise. They talk about all the chemistry the pair had while filming Rock Of Ages. I think what they should talk about is her willing to stay perfectly silent about everything if there is enough money involved. She is perfectly happy to be arm candy and sign whatever contract you want. She has also said that she doesn't care if she has to become a Scientologist, she is willing to do so for love. Uh huh.

Posted by ent lawyer at 10:30 AM

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71 comments:

  1. LottaColada10:32 AM

    Omg! How many people called this?! Show of hands????

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  2. Glitter10:32 AM

    This is a dynamite pairing. I look forward to this relationship!!!!!

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  3. Now!10:33 AM

    She also appears to be the correct height for L. Ron Cruise.

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  4. Gayeld10:35 AM

    Julianne was brought up in the cult of Mormon, right? This shouldn't be too much of a stretch for her. And then Tom's camp can start quietly spinning that it was the chemistry between Tom and Julianne, NOT SCIENTOLOGY, that drove the wedge between Tom and Katie.

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  5. MontanaMarriott10:36 AM

    And this way Tom can also sleep with her money/fame hungry brother and everyone is happy in the long run, lol

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  6. Amber10:36 AM

    She probably said, "Oh I don't mind bearding. My brother uses them all the time!"

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  7. VIPblonde10:38 AM

    Damn @Montana and @Amber, you beat me to it!!!! This works out for everyone involved. Tom will surely let Derek move into the spare bedroom

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  8. The Dude10:39 AM

    She clearly enjoy's the money that goes along with being a beard!

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  9. Lucas10:39 AM

    I heard Mike Walker talking about this on the radio last night and I couldn't wait to see if it popped up today.

    If you are an ambitious (but not too ambitious) lady in Hwood being Mrs. GMD isn't a bad deal. Especially if you can go for five years with only your Hitachi and a good book to keep you warm at night.

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    1. Izzie11:23 AM

      Hahahaha @Lucas!

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    2. AuntJess10:26 AM

      What's that like from Jerry McGuire? I'll take a good book and a hot bath over a man anytime? You got it!

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  10. JD10:40 AM

    I hope she makes sure there is enough $$ to equate to the insanity that will be involved. Don't sell yourself short Julianne and get extra for a baby

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    1. JD10:40 AM

      And by baby I mean "baby" forgot to add quotes lol

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  11. mynerva10:40 AM

    I don't know that she's high profile enough for Tom.

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    1. LottaColada10:41 AM

      @mynerva- Katie wasn't high profile until she got into this mess.

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    2. mynerva12:55 PM

      And she became even higher profile when she left him. So now dumping Tom Cruise is better for your profile than dating him. I don't think anyone would have seen that coming when he was at the height of his popularity.

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  12. Topper Madison10:42 AM

    NO WAY will Tom agree to that. The man may be crazy, but he certainly isn't dumb.

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  13. Topper Madison10:43 AM

    He'll most likely pick a non-actor-type hairdresser next time.

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  14. Meanie Rhysie10:48 AM

    If true, what a cold and empty heart she must have. Helluva way to live. /smh

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  15. MrsAmiss10:49 AM

    Her brother is newly single. If this is all that she wants out of life, to have money and no love, then whatever. I cannot fathom any amount of money being worth that life of servitude and hellish amount of control, but then I guess I value different things than her. To each their own.

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  16. Unknown10:49 AM

    hope she can stay sane. gl, jul. honestly, for that kind of cash, i'd beard too.

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  17. NomNom8310:51 AM

    In other words: Derek and Tom are dating.

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  18. ethorne10:59 AM

    Remember when Tom tried to get everyone to call Katie 'Kate' & no one did it? Hahaha that's all.

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    1. VIPblonde11:28 AM

      @ethorne Oh, I remember!! And I remember this too!

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    2. ethorne11:32 AM

      @VIP-Who could forget the crown jewel of Tommy's Crazy Tour O Love?

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  19. CF9811:09 AM

    @LottaColada that's not true Katie was in Batman Begins and various other films plus was part of a hit TV show. Sure being with Tom raised her profile but she wasn't exactly a nobody either.

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    1. LottaColada11:30 AM

      @CF, I never said she was a "nobody" she just wasn't in the tabs until she hooked up with Tom. He raised her profile to what it is today.

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  20. auntliddy11:12 AM

    I cant imagine bracing this lifestyle. And a pox on all these religious like cults. Every one of them.

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  21. delete account11:17 AM

    WTF?
    =-O
    There aint enough money in EXISTENCE for me to become a $cientologist. If given the choice to beard for Ryan "Sparkles" Seacrest and Tom "The Controller" Cruise I'm going for Sparkles thank you. At least Sparkles is sane, still young (sorry Tom, but you are still your age no matter what your mirror tells you) and I wouldnt have to worry about no crazazy alien worshipping cockamanny cult.
    And by the way, this is the first time Ive ever used the word "cockamanny." I should use it more often.

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  22. Irishnurse11:20 AM

    After a day like today I'd marry the gmd for money too. Ah no seriously though well done lads you guys called this weeks ago. I wonder if is slaves/church followers are reading cdan

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  23. MISCH11:20 AM

    She's perfect for the job...

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  24. Sue in MO11:24 AM

    I can picture Tom "presenting" her on the red carpet now :)

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    1. JD1:27 PM

      @Sue fingers crossed he jumps on somebody's couch. Whoever his next boo is I will measure his commitment based on whether he couch jumps or not

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  25. delete account11:25 AM

    "Ryan Seacrest made her a deal she could not refuse..."
    LMAO!
    Now im imagining Sparkles as Vito Corleone.
    The Lavender Godfather for the Gay Mafia. :-D

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  26. alabrava11:29 AM

    Who the hell is Julianne Hough? Can we stop trying to make her happen already?

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  27. it took forever11:31 AM

    Thats a good business deal on her part but she is too high profile for tom to date

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  28. it took forever11:33 AM

    Dont care what you all think , but bearding services is a career path that i need to be on, much dinero

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  29. ethorne11:33 AM

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  30. Elissa11:59 AM

    I can see this happening, but I don't think that Derek Hough would be a factor. I truly think GMD is more asexual than gay (though he's definitely not hetero).

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  31. TSA12:00 PM

    @scratchy kitty - "Lavender Godfather for the Gay Mafia" Very funny!

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  32. Count Jerkula12:01 PM

    @Lucas: Ha ha ha ha. The Hitachi was the only toy my ex took with her. I sent the rest in a box with everything else she forgot.

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  33. White lilly12:07 PM

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  34. White lilly12:08 PM

    Oh, come ooon!! I'd do it too!!
    I'd beard for him, pretend to join and enjoy scientology, get a real good looking trainer and I'm all set!!
    Seriously, when celebraties want privacy they manage to get it. So I'm pretty sure she would manage to have a boyfriend when nobody's watching. Let's all remember that no one really knows what went down between Katie and him that she got to keep the kid all to herself and even got some money.
    But I think this would only work if kids weren't envolved. That would be the line for me, no kids into the crazyness...
    Sorry guys, having such a bad day, so tired to count dimes to pay my bills. I'd like some Monolo's now.

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  35. All about Eve12:10 PM

    How funny!! Gotta give her credit, she's climbing that ladder like a champ! So what if you have no love or dignity! You have money and fame to keep you warm at night...smh Never liked her

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  36. Anonymous12:14 PM

    isn't it funny how just a month or two ago she was gushing about how perfect he was for her? do they really think the public is that stupid or do they just not care? and who runs the PR machines and thinks these pairings are a good idea?

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  37. ms snarky12:20 PM

    Good god, what a family.

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  38. SueRH12:34 PM

    Wasn't she the popular guess of a blind about a woman who was abused and didn't want any type of intimate relationship, so these types of arrangements work for her?

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  39. Sandy12:41 PM

    Oh please. This sort of thing has been going on in Hollywood since time immemorial. Hough is just following a path taken by many other men and women before her, although the Co$ angle makes it a little more problematic for her.

    She just needs to get excellent lawyers to hammer out EVERYTHING and to counter the airtight contract that Co$ lawyers will attempt to force her to sign. She probably has a little more leverage than the women before her (except possibly Penelope Cruz, who slid her way out of her contract with Cruise with admirable finesse and ease)

    In Hollywood, everything is business. Hough just has to remember that (and possibly enlist ex Seacrest's help in protecting her interests).

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  40. Unknown12:52 PM

    ok, so, cdan "girlfriend" agency... lets make it happen, i have student loans :)

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  41. Jason Blue Eyes12:54 PM

    @ethorne - yeah, that "Kate, NOT Katie," thing. I hated that. My belief was that at the time, when Katie signed the contract in 2005, Tom was great friends with Spielberg and J.J. Abrams. Both married to women named - yep, Kate. Made Tom feel like one of the big boys.

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  42. lc12:55 PM

    Seacrest OUT!

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  43. ellehpee1:02 PM

    Call me naive or a pollyanna, but there isn't enough money in the world to make me give up who I am and what I believe in - and I don't mean religion (I'm atheist), but honesty and integrity and all that silly stuff you have to leave behind in LaLa land.

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  44. mooshki1:05 PM

    Fucking Tom Cruise can go fuck himself. Fucker.

    I think this should happen. It seems like they could both give each other exactly what they want.

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    1. mynerva3:10 PM

      I love how this has become your standard Tom Cruise comment!

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  45. califblondy1:11 PM

    Will we have to call her Julie now? Jools?

    I liked her on DWTS, but the Seacrest thing turned me off. If she wants Tom then the world is safe for the rest of the young women out there.

    Note to Tom: Please no couch hopping this time. Thank you.

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  46. Ari2:09 PM

    Not gonna lie, I'd take the job too, Tom Cruise is still the man and he's hot

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  47. Krissie2:09 PM

    @ethorne, that was creepy. I remember Tom's quote was something like, "Katie is a young girls' name. She is a woman. Her name is Kate." He always sounds like a robot!

    Julianne seems desperate for fame and money so this is no surprise to me. Her movies don't seem to be doing that well so she needs some publicity.

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  48. Krissie2:09 PM

    @ethorne, that was creepy. I remember Tom's quote was something like, "Katie is a young girls' name. She is a woman. Her name is Kate." He always sounds like a robot!

    Julianne seems desperate for fame and money so this is no surprise to me. Her movies don't seem to be doing that well so she needs some publicity.

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  49. NomNom832:21 PM

    I'm just waiting for the day one of these professional beards spills ALL the beans. They can even write it under a pseudonym -- I'm only really interested in the contract articles. Exactly how does one negotiate the Ts&Cs? What's the going rate? What constitutes Termination for Cause? Which beards and their bosses were actually really great friends? Did the "couple" ever cave and give it a spin in bed just to see what it was like? What is the best example of one of these scenarios imploding? Succeeding? Are they total strangers afterwards? Do they exchange Christmas cards? Does the star's family know the deal and does the Beard feel bad lying to everyone who's close but doesn't know the truth?

    I think it's all very fascinating. An intersection of commerce, entertainment law and farce.

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  50. PotPourri3:19 PM

    how sad. I hope this is not true.

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  51. car543:50 PM

    Perfect casting.

    I find her interesting. Not only for the whole Seacrest thing--but there's her past as a dancer--and that story she put out not too long ago about being abused while she was a kid in England. I've read that the Ballas family is very upset about it and they deny it happened.

    She might be a really good fit for ol Tom--and he would be a good fit for her need to be rich and famous.

    This must be recent--I saw an interview with Derek right before DWTS started where he said she was considering coming back to the show. I thought that sounded like desperation on her part.

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  52. anon4:07 PM

    I surprised that she's considering another arrangement like this since the one with Seacrest didn't work out exactly like she planned. Sooner or later, she's bound to figure out that no matter who she beards for, she's still a shit actress.

    One thing, I have to give Katie Holmes credit for, is she seems to have made the GMD move to Europe - I don't think he's spent two weeks in the US since she served him papers.

    And Moosh - I agree with you - fuck Tom Cruise.

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  53. trudi4:55 PM

    The thing with Seacrest didn't work out because he doesn't want to get married. Cruise OTOH can't seem to stop himself from getting married.

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  54. mooshki5:21 PM

    @mynerva, I could handle his insanity, and I even survived his ruining the Jack Reacher movie, but his ruining the Man From U.N.C.L.E. movie is the last straw!!!

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    1. Sunny10:45 PM

      @mooshki
      Oh my god - thank you for finally addressing this TC hatred. I was honestly wondering why you've been so pissed at him (besides the obvious CO$ business)

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  55. mooshki5:23 PM

    (And if that's too superficial, the Scientology crap he has pulled more than justifies my low opinion of him. Where's Shelly?!)

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  56. MadLyb5:33 PM

    Perfect! It's not that large a step from Mormonism into Scientology. You have to have the ability to really suspend belief to belong to either religion. Apart, both of them are vanilla and, "blah". Together they might make an interesting couple. Make it happen!

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  57. MLE6:57 PM

    Judging by everyones strong feelings I think "to beard or not to beard" would make a great "your turn" question.

    Ya hear me Enty?

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  58. Sherry12:05 AM

    It's all about wanting to be famous and this woman is hell bent. Stand in the crossroads girl and sell your soul.

    And a while back didn't everyone determine that she fit the age difference. She was one of the most popular guesses if I recall. Nicole is <5 yrs., Katie is 16, Julianne is 26

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  59. Jessie4:13 AM

    I am all for this pairing. She might not be prepared for everything but at least she won't think she's in love.

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