For once in his life, John Mayer is not talking about a past relationship. John is on Ellen today and Ellen asked John all about his relationship with Katy Perry. He told Ellen, “It was a very private relationship going in, it was private relationship during, and it’s a very private relationship still. I can understand asking the question based on some previous answers I’ve given, but I finally learned how to put the wall between one thing and another. Coupling is a tricky thing.”
I have to say I can't believe John stayed quiet. I'm guessing he either is holding out hope for another chance with Katy or she caught him in a position that he would rather not have her reveal so is staying quiet.
I don't know why, but I'm always rooting for him. I want him to get his shit together.
ReplyDeleteAnd off of other people. Lets not forget that.
DeleteI say she's got dirt. Quite sure russel was into pegging, why not mayer?
ReplyDeleteI kinda feel the same, Unknown. Early fame John Mayer reminds me of my best friend from high school, so I always hold out a little hope that he'll grow up & learn to control the douche.
ReplyDelete+1 @ Unknown and Colleen. In a relatively recent magazine interview I think it was, he acknowledged having a big mouth and expressed regret for his obnoxious behavior. He said that was going to change and apparently meant it. Props to him.
ReplyDeleteHey cousin John John. Pull out your corn cob pipe and banjo. I'll get my spoons and washboard. Yeehaw!
ReplyDeleteDid anyone tell him that hat looks stupid? Especially if you're from Boston? Even if you live in Montana.
ReplyDeleteConnecticut. Sorry to any Boston/MA peeps I might have offended.
Delete@Lucas-That was my first thought. My second thought was ewwwwww because of the "Coupling is a tricky thing." Or maybe that should be his new song title.
DeleteHe always claims to grow up after every failed relationship, with him returning to his douche behavior months later. He's trying to keep her on his roster. Katy has such a lack of self esteem that she'll go back. She doesn't have to be alone, he can use her for PR and sex.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like he decided to go to a Halloween party as Neil Young and never took the costume off.
Delete@Jazzy-lmao!
DeleteI think maybe Katy has them sign confidentiality agreements to begin with. Russell kept his mouth shut and thats highly unusual for him.
ReplyDeleteJohn Mayer was a private guy who dated civilians for the most part before Jessica Simpson then he had some kind of fame nervous breakdown and he couldn't stay away from the well of fame whoring.
ReplyDeleteI give him a pass, he never beat anyone or is an absentee baby daddy. Those women loved being seen with him at first. I think he had something more normal with Katy but their lives are in two different trajectories.
He is just a schmuck who happens to play the guitar well and learned his lesson about playing with the media. You can't win, ever.
Great post!!
Delete@timebob He dated Jennifer Love Hewitt waaay before Jessica Simpson. So he was dating celebrities as soon as he got a taste of fame.
ReplyDeleteI agree with giving him a pass because he's never beat anyone or is an absentee daddy (that we know of).
He's still a douche but not the worst kind.
The position she caught him in was probably HeadDownAssUp- big woo. no judgment here. he'd prob even gain some new fans if he openly flew the freak flag.well maybe not.thats a pretty gross visual.I need to drink coffee before typing.ew. next.
ReplyDeleteInteresting word choice, "coupling." It's usually more of a sexual term than a term that means getting together as a couple.
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting for some woman to snag him up and make him crazy nuts about her and he'll settle down. Probably won't happen though.
ReplyDeleteArgh! There was a time when gentlemen took their hats off when they were indoors. Hats indoors on men(except for baseball) is a pet peeve of mine.
ReplyDeleteSo let's see...Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston, Katy Perry. Pretty safe to say John's a boob guy.
ReplyDeleteTaylor Swift?
DeleteHe just digs chicks.
@BringingUglyBack - forgot about Swifty. Still, eating only salad one day a week does not a vegetarian make.
DeleteAudrey, dear, I think its been extremely well established he is no gentleman by any means.
ReplyDeleteWTF with that outfit? I would like to think that John has "grown" but I think Katy makes them sign a confidentiality agreement. She must really be kinky!
ReplyDeleteFunni with mely enough was just listening to Mayer\s version of 'free fallin' in the car. At the bit he sings 'i'm a bad boy', my 7 year old asked 'is he a bad boy?'. I sagely nodded and said that i thought he was.
ReplyDeleteNot going to lie though, Mayer would only have to sing that song to me and he could be as bad as he wanted (I don't care about a relationship so he'd have no worries on that front).
Meh. He just announced a new summer tour, so he needs to behave or his primarily female fan base will not buy tickets. Not sold on his new attitude.
ReplyDeleteWill someone please tell John that Smokey the Bear wants his hat back? Thanks.
ReplyDelete@Mango! bwhahhahahahahhahahhahaha!
ReplyDeleteCould this be a brand new grown up John?
A friend of mine's hubby was in Mayer's band on one of his tours and although he's a douche to the women he dates, he is SO sweet to the other bandmates wives. He would send them gifts while on the road for taking their husbands away from them for so long, and was one of the first to send a baby gift when my friend's baby was born. My friend is SUCH a good person and she just adores him, says he's always so nice to her. So, while I agree he's douchey I have to give him SOME credit.
ReplyDeletei saw him on Ellen .....he was funny is a self mocking kind of way describing how he cried when they told him the treatment he'd have for his vocal chords....Meh i kinda like him - he dumped Aniston - he can't be all bad LOL
ReplyDelete@turningvioletviolet I agree, that cover is stunning...the simple purity of it can bring me to tears in the right mood. (And reminds me of a great night in a borrowed house with someone I love.)
ReplyDeleteHe looks like a stoner hobo who probably doesn't cut his toenails.
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