Friday, April 19, 2013

In Other News, Selena Gomez Flies To Norway To See Justin Bieber

Apparently the way into Selena Gomez's heart is to wear no shirt and the ugliest diaper pants that you can find. If you do that, she will apparently follow you to the ends of the earth. Well, not really the ends. I happen to love Norway. It is just a really long way from Los Angeles, so it is kind of surprising that this is the place that Selena chose to meet Justin. It would have been nice of Justin to let Selena fly private, but maybe Lil Twist was using it. I'm pretty sure all that Lil Twist does everyday is figure out what he can use and then break of Justin's.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:15 AM

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28 comments:

  1. Karen6:17 AM

    STOP IT, Selena!

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  2. MISCH6:29 AM

    Oh NONONONONONO

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  3. Seachica6:36 AM

    Selena - there is a train from Oslo that goes to Bergen. It gives you a beautiful view of the fjords. From Bergen, you can get a boat that will take you through said fjords for several days of the most stunning scenery.

    Do it. Alone.

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  4. Surrender Dorothy6:37 AM

    There is no way that kid licks it well enough to warrant a special trip to Norway.

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  5. Mama Ray6:42 AM

    Why Selena, why??

    I just don't get it.

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  6. Anonymous7:03 AM

    She deserves him.

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  7. Patty7:08 AM

    Stupid girl. That is all.

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  8. Wen7:08 AM

    She needs him as PR to promote her tour. She's irrelevant without him.

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  9. Anna7:18 AM

    She's gone to save the pet monkey, maybe.

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  10. Anna7:19 AM

    Or does Germany still have Justin's pet monkey in quarantine or whatever?

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  11. Seachica7:22 AM

    Anna - or she's going to have her monkey petted

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  12. CrazyCatLady7:43 AM

    @Anna....almost any animal coming from the US to Europe is quarantined for at least a month.

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  13. discoflux8:20 AM

    So, would this mean she's clitmatized? Because I think we can all agree there isn't likely much to ding-a-ling's ding-a-ling.

    And I'm giggling like crazy over that. I'm not right today.

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  14. Unknown9:49 AM

    Maybe its the morning sickness talking but I just don't care.

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  15. Robert10:17 AM

    Can't help wondering if Selena may be on some kind of rescue mission. Bieber's taken a lot of flak, recently--justified, too, as far as I'm concerned. He isn't used to that. I had the impression all along that Selena's by far the more mature of the couple, and I never got the impression, even when she dumped him, that she wished him any ill. Could be she's just going to try to get him to get some help before he completely blows his whole ride.

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  16. plokzy10:28 AM

    Just noticed she's playing the Bell Center here in montreal, and soon. Im with Wen, this is probably just a way to get exposure and publicity. I forgot she even sang, she needs this right now.

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  17. Barton Fink11:26 AM

    Oh, please please, God, let it be that she really went there for the lefse and kaffe!

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  18. HolidayinCambodia11:49 AM

    Maybe she's just pissed off that he's been spending time at that whore Anne Frank's house.

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  19. Unknown1:36 PM

    publicity stunt.

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  20. daisy07143:28 PM

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  21. daisy07143:29 PM

    @Barton Fink, funny that you mention Lefse bread because I recently moved to Wisconsin, where I tried Lefse for the first time. It is delicious!

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  22. MrWolf5:11 PM

    Am I the only one who read that crack about Lil Twist as a comment that Lil Twist is sleeping with Selena?

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  23. Bit dams5:31 PM

    ex-sex. get it whole its hot.

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  24. Bizzy B9:04 PM

    Bien stoop

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  25. Goodnight11:18 PM

    Oh Selena! You were doing so well without him! Hopefully she flew there to tell him how ridiculous he is in light of the Anne Frank fiasco...

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  26. Zeeky_Boogy_Doog12:54 AM

    While she's there, she should go after Trond Espen Seim, the star of the Varg Veum movies. Om nom nom nom.

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0782627/

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