It is not very often you get a stalker who decides the best way to make a great first impression is by throwing a razor filled with hair at you, but that is exactly what Hugh got over the weekend while he was working out at his gym. Kathleen Thurston ran up to the actor and pulled out a razor filled with her umm, hair, and when I say umm, hair, I mean pubic hair and then she threw it at him before fleeing. Police caught up with her a few blocks from the gym. Apparently this is not the first time she has approached Hugh or his family, but the first time throwing hair at someone.
I guess she wanted to show him that the carpets match the drapes?
ReplyDeleteWait, that's *not* how to show someone your love and respect? I have a lot to learn.
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw this over the weekend I found it surprising that he would go to Gotham. It is not an expensive glamorous gym, very unassuming. It made me like Hugh even more so now.
ReplyDeleteWho's this woman bothering my secret husband??? I will shank a b!tch!!
ReplyDelete@Cathy: Bam! LOL
ReplyDeleteMy first read of the day has to be about pube-filled razor?! Holy hell, that's phuqued up!
Awww...she made him a merkin! How thoughtful. <3
ReplyDeleteIf she was going to run, she shouldn't have left behind so much DNA...
ReplyDelete@Amber - HA! I haven't heard that in forever!
ReplyDeleteLeave His Hotness alone!
I don't think she understood when someone said Hugh needed a new beard.
ReplyDeleteEthorne- Ha!
DeleteHi Lotta!
DeleteLots of crazies out there!!! Poor Hugh - hope he's not too traumatized.
ReplyDeletebwahahaha. Your comments are killing me this morning, guys! Keep it up!
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ReplyDeleteWhen I stalk I usually send belly button lint, but hey different strokes.
Why not a nice handwritten note?
ReplyDeleteWhy not a balloon full of personal gas? Too much??
ReplyDeleteEeeww.
ReplyDeleteMr.Lucy is on local TV and about 10 years ago he received a package in the mail from a "fan." At first I had tears in my eyes from laughing that he had fans. Then he opened it...she had sent him a Baggie of perfumed air so he "would know what (she) smelled like." Some people are seriously effed up.
@ Anna - LOL! Seriously! Is this the new fan mail?
ReplyDeletethat is just nasty!! you guys are too funny; the main reason I read CDAN daily :)
ReplyDeleteHe's out a lot with kids, wife, dog, it's a little scary, funny, but scary.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are being too harsh. I mean who *hasn't* thrown a pile of pubes at boy they liked?
ReplyDeleteHi Rachel !
ReplyDeleteSo many funny comments today..Love you guys!
ReplyDeleteShe could have at least braided it first. Sheesh - amateurs!
ReplyDeleteI remember reading long ago that if Andy Warhol had a crush on someone, he would send them a blank piece of white paper in the mail every day for a month.
ReplyDeleteGreat laughs here! Seriously, when are they going to do something about all the crazies?!?! Like how about not breeding more! That would be a start. Pretty soon Aruba ( or some other small island community with no military ) will come over here and kick our ass.
ReplyDeleteI'm imagining us battling Aruba by throwing pubes at them. U.S.A! U.S.A!
ReplyDeleteI bet she read some pseudo-spell casting on the Internet and thought it would make him love her.
ReplyDeleteSilly girl. Everyone knows you're supposed to pluck two of his hairs and sleep with them in a garlic locket around your neck during the full moon while burning red candles.
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