The jobs are few and far between for Hilary Duff, but she did manage to land a guest starring role on the season finale of Two And A Half Men. The show, which has used stunt casting all season long for potential love interests on the show, adds two for the season finale where Hilary plays someone who Ashton Kutcher wants to be with but then he ends up falling for Hilary's grandmother played by Marilu Henner who can currently be seen on Celebrity Apprentice but made her fame on Taxi. Did you ever see that movie where John Travolta played a Rolling Stone reporter and Marilu Henner was his love interest when he wrote about the world of aerobics?
He looks so perty.
ReplyDeleteYeah I need to see that JT movie asap! It seems like it has the potential to be the best awful movie ever.
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad this set of teeth fit her mouth. What a mistake she had going there, for a few years even. Big plastic teeth, so obvious.
ReplyDeleteNow they look fine.
@libby Her teeth weren't as upsetting (to me) as David Bowie's. Those 'improved' chompers (my phone wants to correct to 'chi pets' which almost works) make me sad. Give me his pointy old androgynous teeth any day.
DeleteI am SO mean-sounding. Sorry!
ReplyDeleteYes, I saw "Perfect". *hangs head in shame* It's so awful, it's awesome. Although it does have Jamie Lee Curtis and a post-nose job Larraine Newman from the original SNL cast (totally didn't recognize her.)
ReplyDeleteI thought Ashton Kutcher was a lady at first in this photo...
ReplyDeleteLibby- those original chompers were baaad! I'm glad she's putting her hubbys money to good use.
ReplyDeletercb--Since I'm being mean today, I'll 'troll up' this thread by including Alyssa Milano in the 'Tragic First Veneers Club'.
ReplyDeleteAny others I'm forgetting?
@Libby - Nooooo....not my Alyssa!
DeleteDon't forget (S)Miley C.!
DeleteHey Lib isn't Duff's dentist her dad too?
DeleteI used to watch Perfect over and over on HBO when I was about 12. LOL
ReplyDeleteIt was an awesome hot mess!
Per wikipedia about JT's movie Perfect:
ReplyDeleteIn a 1994 interview with Rolling Stone Magazine, Quentin Tarantino claimed this movie was "greatly underappreciated due Curtis' very 'tight' performance."
Oh QT- you would.
Hi Charlotte.
ReplyDeleteITA-- I LOVE natural teeth, especially on actors.
When you try to play a historical or downtrodden role, blinding-white, expensive fake teeth totally take you out of that.
@libby. Yes! Those ye olde time prison dental plans were surely worth being gaoled for. My family are notoriously snarky of such details. We also have to watch Bond movies just to make bad puns a la 'He sure fell for it' as bad guy falls from parapet after being shot. It felt like those things were ore connected before I typed them out.
DeleteAlso, thanks for the welcomes CDaN-ites
I watched "Bachelorette" with the gf last night and I was surprised KiKi still has her actual teeth. And that someone paid Isla Fisher good money to turn in her performance in that.
ReplyDeleteLucas- I liked that movie and Isla was my favorite part. She reminded me of my bestie who is a bit of an airhead.
Delete@rcb - I thought there was potential in the flick, but they just didn't capitalize on it. It would have been better if they'd either ditched the Gena/Clyde story and focused entirely on shenanigans or ditched the wedding as a vehicle for Gena and Clyde to work out the damage from their relationship. But that wouldn't have been a comedy and probably would have picked up an award or two at Sundance.
DeleteLucas- I agree about the Gena/Clyde storyline. It really took over and became the main part of the movie. It had potential to be a hilarious movie if they stuck to the hot messes that were the bridesmaids.
DeleteIf the only acting job I could get was as Ashton's love interest I think I'd just stay home and admire my teeth.
ReplyDelete@libby - YES! I hate watching a historical movie with a poor character who has absolutely perfect teeth. I know the actor has to, I know, but ARGH, there was no Gentle Dental in the 1600s!
ReplyDeleteDel Riser--laughed out loud, thank you.
ReplyDeleteIzzie---ITA w/ you, as usual. You must be real real smart. haha
ReplyDeleteFSP--You have to admit, her first 'adult' set were so big they were distracting. They impaired her speech a bit, they were so big.
She's lovely and has a much better set now, dear dear FSP. I'm sorry.
hilary is so pretty, and yes her current veneers are a good fit. jealous, cause i want to get some.
ReplyDeletei liked bachelorette! lizzie caplan's character was my favorite.
Renoblondee, I did the same thing, loved the movie! I remember thinking, wow I want a figure like Jamie's someday. Didn't happen, lol.
ReplyDeleteOh god, Perfect is one of the gayest Travolta movies in his cannon.
ReplyDeleteI mean every word of that.
@Libby, my pleasure!
ReplyDeleteMarilu Henner, Where's Shelly?
ReplyDeleteOMG---Charlotte
ReplyDelete"gaoled" ...(!) Your family...You sound so much fun!
that was hilarious, thank you.
@boomom22
ReplyDeleteRight? Her body was just miraculous!
How can you guys talks about veneers without mentioning Nicolas Cage??
ReplyDeleteI found a before and after shot of Cage along with some others like CZJ and Tom Cruise if anyone wants to take a peek.
Holy F Lotta that link is perfect! Tom Cruise- yikes!
DeleteSnooki got new teeth and they are bigger that she is
ReplyDeleteWasn't that the movie with Jamie Lee Curtis? It was based on a Rolling Stone Magazine article & Jann Wenner produced it so Rolling Stone went all in to promote it. They published a long production diary supposedly written by Travolta. At one point in the diary he speculates on whether he should sleep with Jamie Lee Curtis. At the time I thought, seriously John?, do you really want her to read that crap in Rolling Stone Magazine? Looking back now she probably laughed so hard her nose started bleeding.
ReplyDeleteHillary got new teeth because hers were too fucked up from all the dick she was sucking at Camp Longhorn when she was a teenager.
ReplyDeleteMarilu Henner? she that mounted the world and all her castmates? damn woman, take that thing home, ain't nobody got time for that!
ReplyDeleteHow the hell can such an ass-captain look so nice and dimpley?
ReplyDelete" Breaker breaker, this is Wingman to Asscaptain, I can't get a twenty on your forty, do you copy? over."
That was Jamie Lee Curtis, not Marilu Henner. Movie was called Perfect.
ReplyDeleteLotta-- whoa! That link! That pic of Demi Moore totally explains the DNA of her daughters! And CZJ & Posh! Talk about the ugly stick...
ReplyDeleteI nominate Erik Estrada's teeth!
ReplyDeleteI saw him in a guest role as a perp on a cop show when he was young, his teeth were shockingly bad--