What happens when you start living a certain lifestyle and that lifestyle suddenly disappears because you are not interesting enough to have your show renewed or get a spin off? If you are Farrah Abraham you go into panic mode. I spoke with one of her closest friends yesterday who said Farrah is out of money and is living on credit cards. She is paying off school loans, surgery bills, and has massive credit card debt. She thought she would find some guy she could be with who would be a rich actor or producer but realized when she came to LA that she is just like everyone else. She manages to stay afloat through modeling gigs and "parties." On Thursday last week she told her friend that she had been in contact with a porn company and that she would no longer have any money problems and was going to make more money than Kim Kardashian did on her porno and that she was set to be the next Kim. Sure enough, Farrah shot the movie with James Deen on Sunday and wanted to make the announcement about a sex tape herself, but the porn companies beat her to it. She had not told her mom she was making one and that her mom is going to lose her s**t and might try and take away Farrah's daughter. All Farrah wants is to be rich and famous and doesn't care how that happens and will make a sex tape a month if she has to.
She is not going to be the next Kim Kardashian. Part of the Kardashian's appeal (yes, I just said that with a straight face) is their close-knit family. Have you seen the way Farrah and her parents interact?! Not going to happen
ReplyDeleteHer mom already lost her shit over at TMZ. She thinks her daughter is still a virgin or something....
ReplyDelete@VIP - that, and the fact that she's fugly.
ReplyDelete"Look at me, I'm so slutty
ReplyDeleteHave a buck? Come pee on me."
-sing it like Rizzo
Her poor kid.
ReplyDelete@ethorne, AWESOME.
ReplyDeleteI try to avoid all those shows but I guess thus is a classic example of girl getting sucked in to the dark side through the portal of fame. However fleeting some people would really rather sell their body and soul to keep that ball rolling. Next thing you know this chick will be in recognizable through too many drugs, too much plastic surgery and too much screwing any body and anything to keep it all together. And yea, now a freaky Kim k sex tape is the business plan for another impressionable young woman. Awesome!
ReplyDeleteHER SEXTAPE IS WITH JAMES DEEN?????
ReplyDeleteLucky bitch.
Hee hee, right?
DeleteThat was @Seaward. Nice to see you!
Delete@seaward I thought the same thing. If I watch the sex tape it won't be to see farrah's twiggy legs spread it will be to see James Dean in all his glory.
DeleteHaha I'm glad to see I'm not the only one.
DeleteHey, rexruther! :) :)
Is this really where we are as a society? When did it become okay to sell your body in order to get a toehold on fame (or infamy)? I really feel bad for people like Farrah and Octomom (and Kim K for that matter) who are willing to do anything to try and stay relevant but then are too stupid to properly manage the money when it's coming in. It seems to me a world where Kim Kardashian is a more desirable role model than someone like Sonia Sotomayor or Hillary Clinton or Madelaine Albright is all jacked up. Go to school, work hard and make something you can be proud of out of yourself. Okay, done ranting.
ReplyDeleteAmen, Lucas, amen.
Delete+10 Lucas! Love your comments :)
Delete^this!
DeleteAs usual, you are absolutely correct Lucas!!
DeleteSo sad and so true..I have young grands and a teen who watch these shows and I remind them that fame isn't all it's cracked up to be.
DeleteIt sickens me that Kim K is seen as a role model.
ReplyDeleteIf it works for Octomom, why not for a uno-mom? Or would that be mono-mom. She only has one kid, right?
ReplyDeleteCan we know more about the "parties" that are in quotations? Is she "escorting"?
ReplyDeleteFarrah is currently claiming the tape was made without her knowledge and she would never, never agree to release it. Kind of hard to believe when her onscreen partner is James Deen.
ReplyDeleteI'm still holding out for a sex video of a really hot star at the top of his/her game.
How about john Hamm and charlize theoreon.
DeleteFarrah is currently claiming the tape was made without her knowledge and she would never, never agree to release it. Kind of hard to believe when her onscreen partner is James Deen.
ReplyDeleteI'm still holding out for a sex video of a really hot star at the top of his/her game.
I don't understand why none of these fame whores value their privacy. Fame sounds like highschool but magnified exponentially. I think it would be awful for everyone to know your business and be talking about you all the time, including making up crazy rumors about you. I would turn into a paranoid hermit if I became famous.
ReplyDeleteFucking THIS! ^
DeleteThe money she made she will spend just ad Octomom did. Its a vicious circle screw cash the check spend the check (on coke) screw some more strip spend.
ReplyDeleteSeaward, I'm with ya. If she didn't seem so pathetic and desperate I'd be jealous.
ReplyDelete@Lucas good rant. I'd like to add that the Teen Mom show needs to away. I know they say that the show helps prevent teen pregnancy but is it really worth ruining the lives of these girls and their kids?
ReplyDeleteThere's a real problem giving money and (some) fame to girls that already have self esteem, family and a lot of time daddy issues. These issues contributed to them getting pregnant in the first place and they make it almost impossible to handle the attention responsibly. They need to shut that show down it's not worth ruining lives.
Who IS this person exactly and WHAT is she famous FOR?
ReplyDeleteI love love love the fact that James Deen, when reached for comment, just said "Oh yeah we tested on Friday and shot on Saturday" like it wasn't no thang.
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha, well if he didn't sign a NDA then go James!! He actually says some pretty interesting stuff everytime he opens his mouth.
I have a different take on Kim’s sex tape being released. What normally happens is the tape is always leaked so it is easier for the porn company to convince the participants that they might as well release the tape since everyone has seen rough version anyway. This usually works. The only time this did not happen was the Colin Farrell sex tape. The other participant wanted to release the tape, Colin did not so the tape was ‘leaked’, but Colin still would not agree to release the tape
ReplyDeleteI have mixed feeling about Colin's tape.
DeleteI feel bad for him, but pleased for myself having seen it.
I offfer to make a private sequel with him andrdj
DeleteKatydid - When they say it helps prevent teen pregnancy, I think they're full of crap! There's a whole subsection of teens out there that think "if I get knocked up, I can be on 'Teen Mom!'"
ReplyDeleteMontana Fishburne thoughts she'd be the "next Kim Kardashian" too. Where is she again?
ReplyDeleteKim is nothing to emulate, kids. She sold her soul for fame. She may get invites to parties, be papped, and have money - but there is nothing true or real in her life. Everything is either done for attention or at the order of her Momager. Her "friends" are associates there because there is something in it for them. She probably hasn't had an honest conversation or truly, organically connected with another soul since 2005-2006. Not the way to go.
@ Katydid When 16 and pregnant premiered it seemed helpful in preventing teen pregnancy by showing how hard it is to raise a child in that situation. That all went out the window with teen mom. MTV ruined what could have been a lesson for so many teens who don't understand the realities of being a young mom. Now the thought is "If I get knocked up maybe I'll get a reality show too"
ReplyDeleteShe has the same manager as Octomom did, who also helped guide HER into a porn movie. She probably will make a few bucks on it but I hope she realizes that she will have to kiss most 'straight' work behind afterward.
ReplyDeleteWhy can't people just go to school, study and work hard, go to college and get a regular job. Oh, and live within your means.
ReplyDelete@ glitter Because that would be the smart and sensible thing to do. Much more fun to compromise yourself for fame it seems
ReplyDeleteShe made porn, not a sex tape. I think she's reached a new level of famewhore, so we can give her props for that :/
ReplyDeleteShes looking for love in all the wrong places. Yeah, I said it! Lol
ReplyDeleteShe's an idiot, she already had the reality show.
ReplyDeleteJesus, these people are fucking idiots and they're out there convincing other idiot teenagers that the way to a great life is to get knocked up by some trailer park meth head loser when you're 15, make a string of poor decisions, forgo any sort of education and skill set for fucking on screen and instead of taking care of your child, run around showing off your awful bolt ons that you paid for with a maxed out Visa card.
ReplyDeleteits funny how everyone who does a sex tape hopes/thinks that they will be the next kk. seriously. lightening doesn't strike twice. kk's evil genius marketing mother is the reason why all of them are up in our grill. w/o her, they'd all still be anonymous.
ReplyDeleteActually, isn't this just the normal path for porn stars? (Sans the reality show, of course.)
ReplyDeleteFarrah has tried to be:
ReplyDeleteA chef
A model
A musician
An author
An actress
She has literally run out of ways to become famous without making a sex tape.
Last year she toured a midwest grocery store chain promoting her Mama and Me pasta sauce that was over $10 a jar... now she is foregoing that wholesome working mom image for porn. If you really want a laugh, go look at the recipes on her website (under Foodie)... She has something on there called a Hot Hand Salad. I really hope that's the name of her porn.
@Cecilia00: This one is no Casey Calvert, but she is far better than Montana Fishburne. When I read her name in your post, all I could think of was "pimply ass", cause that is all I remember from her porn.
ReplyDeleteThe best celeb offspring porn video is Bernie Kosar's daughter. I think she went by Lexxi Silver and shot 2 scenes for Mofos. Horrible back tattoo on her, but she is smoking hot.
Anyway, this Teen Mom bim is going to find out quickly, you got a name, you get good money to shoot the first scene for the novelty of it. After that, she'll be knocking down the same $750 per b/g regular sex scene as the whores picked off BackPage. Her best bet is to do a couple scenes and use them as infomercials for hooking.
Wait - Colin Farrell has a sex tape??? Brb...
ReplyDeleteNo judgement on my part. If I had a shot with James Deen I might do it too! Of course, I don't have kids... Anyway, this annoyed me mostly out of jealousy. What did she do to deserve Deen? Get pregnant at 16? All I got from MY illegitimate pregnancy was medical bills (miscarriage, not abortion. Not that there's anything wrong with that...)
ReplyDelete@Kimberly: Or Hammcock, Charlize and the Viking Dong (Askars).
ReplyDeleteToo bad Charlize was spotted with Seth McFarlane over the weekend, incl.pictures. See Celebitchy. Not a sexy fantasy for me.
I would so do James Deen,but only without camera's. HA
ReplyDeleteI hope Debra gets Sophia...I love that baby, I'm so disappointed in Farrah, unbelievable
ReplyDeleteI abhor this chick. I used to skip past her segments on Teen Mom. Actually Amber's too. So I really only watched Maci and Catelynn.
ReplyDeletePlease fade into oblivion now.
@ char +1
DeleteLucas - Agree with you 100 percent.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I just took 5 minutes out of my day to read this post. I don't even know who this chick is. I gather a former Teen Mom person based on your comments.
@ Amy Scott - This is your second rant in two days about trailers (yesterday's photos had at least one). I didn't grow up in one but a few other posters here did and they seemed to turn out kind and literate and a few of them are even from *gasp* THE SOUTH!
ReplyDeleteI really don't understand how she roped James Deen into doing this. He's out of her league even for porn.
ReplyDeleteI don't see anything wrong with this, it's not like doing porn is going to hurt her chances of being an astronaut or the mayor. She's not a very bright girl so I can't imagine academic success awaits her, she has a child with a dead guy, her family is atrocious, her mother comes across as a mentally unstable monster, she was on Teen Mom so no one's going to cast her in anything serious, she's not stunningly attractive... So with all those strikes against her but no mention of a drug addiction, I say make some porn, hope that it works out in a lucrative fashion and mazel tov!
ReplyDeleteDo they realize that Kim K became famous because guys all of a sudden we're interested in chicks with fat asses.. Kind of like when Selena died and JLo went mainstream. Only reason Kim fluke of a career even happened. Coked out socialites were Hollywood flavor of the month hence why parasite became relevant for way too long. In another period in time that Kim k tape would have been forgotten.
ReplyDeleteShe roped James Deen because he is a whore. If you want specifics, it more than likely happened one of 2 ways:
ReplyDelete1) This is a complete set up by Vivid and they hired him to put the wood to her.
2) She or her agent/publicist/manager contacted James or his agent and they hired him to make a tape for them to shop.
Now, how can the James Deen fans here get a taste of his Hebrew Hammer? All it would take is $1500 and an email.
***NOT SAFE FOR WORK***http://www.pamelapeaks.com/Data/TalentEscortServices.htm
You gotta scroll way down to get to the dudes.
Don't fret married ladies, he sees couples.
Does anybody really consider Kim K. a role model? I suppose a select few do. The Kim K. sex tape was a fluke. It's not something to emulate at all and the chances of anybody reaching the level of fame that Kim inexplicably did over it is growing slimmer by the day. I recently met this girl - in her 20's - gorgeous. From the U.K. (yummy sexy British accent.) Makes Kim K. look like Mama June. Could be a model easily (as I've told her many times, going back to the brief period where I worked in the office of a modeling agency,) and she could have it all. What is she doing currently? She's studying and working extremely hard to become a neurosurgeon. This is her goal. This is her dream. Gorgeous, kind, smart and in a few years she'll be rich. By that time Farrah will be taking out the nightly trash at the end of her Taco Bell shift.
ReplyDeleteIsn't James Deen the one who was in that Liz Taylor movie with Lohan?
ReplyDeleteIf so, I wouldn't touch that with even KK's vagina.
No, he's the one in the not-yet-released but guaranteed cinema masterpiece: 'The Canyons.' (I haven't heard, do they have a distribution deal yet?)
ReplyDeleteWell said, Lucas.
ReplyDeleteFrom TMZ:
ReplyDeleteHere's a shocker ... "Teen Mom" Farrah Abraham's so-called "sex tape" with porn star James Deen was a SETUP ... devised by Farrah herself ... so says her XXX co-star James Deen.
Deen tells TMZ, he was approached by an unidentified porn company to shoot the porno with Farrah over the weekend ... and they did. He says the plan was to pass the porn off as a "sex tape," but the plan fell apart.
Deen believes the ruse began to unravel Sunday when he and Farrah were shot leaving the Vivid Entertainment offices, holding hands.
He says, "I think what happened is that [the porn company was] going to pass it off as a 'sex tape' and somebody saw us coming out of a building together and people asked me what's going on ... so I was like we're making a porno!" (Deen wouldn't say if the "company" was in fact Vivid.)
And the kicker ... despite Farrah's poorly-worded protests, Deen says she was the one behind it the whole time, telling us, "Everybody's trying to make it this story, but really [Farrah] wanted to make a sex tape."
But how good was she really? We had to ask ... and Deen doesn't hold back.
We should say ... it's possible a legitimate Farrah sex tape exists somewhere ... but according to Deen, this ain't it.
I can't bear to look at this girl OR listen to her. She oozes bitchiness and is sooooooooo fugly it's pitiful. Her mother is a real prize too. God! All that baby talk and whining!
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