Monday, April 08, 2013

Farrah Abraham Has A Sex Tape

Farrah Abraham has had quite the month. DUI arrest, underage drinking, lingerie parties with more underage drinking and now a sex tape being shopped to porn companies by her ex and the tape is very very recent. If Farrah's goal was to make sure she stayed in the news and show that she can be just as crazy as the rest of the crazy teen Moms, she has succeeded. The tape, which runs for about 30 minutes has been seen by several porn companies and there is no doubt who is the star and no doubt that she fully cooperated in the making of the tape. Maybe she needs the money. More likely though her ex thought it would be a big seller and Farrah is probably wondering what else is going to count against her for mother of the year.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:15 AM

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41 comments:

  1. Ms Cool6:19 AM

    I don't follow this. She as a kid and s doing this crap? How old is she? Oh wait...

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  2. Meanie Rhysie6:22 AM

    Of course she does!

    *sigh*

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  3. camembert6:25 AM

    "Harpo? Who this heifer?"

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  4. ethorne6:25 AM

    Good start today with 2 cray ladies, now we're on to 'make a buck with my cooch' segment.

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  5. Meanie Rhysie6:28 AM

    @ethorne~just as long as they don't ooze, I'm cool. =)

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  6. greenmountaingal6:28 AM

    Here's a helpful hint, kids: Don't have sex if you think there's the slightest possibility that it could be recorded.

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  7. Meanie Rhysie6:28 AM

    Damn! I just squicked myself out with that one. o.O

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    1. ethorne6:31 AM

      @Reese-I'm surprised you didn't throw out a term I'd have to Google.

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  8. Meanie Rhysie6:35 AM

    Nah, I went for the rhyme effect. ;)

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  9. Izzie6:37 AM

    Farrah Abraham has many sins
    Many sins has Farrah Abraham
    A bad tape is one of them
    We won't watch it
    Let's just say NO WAY!

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  10. ethorne6:42 AM

    Farrah go away.
    You are so super nasty.
    No one wants to see.

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  11. Lucas6:53 AM

    Farrah Farrah made a tape
    So Count Jerkula could see her gape
    She wanna be a Kardashian
    So you know she let him piss on her ass and then
    She'll be laughing all the way to the bank

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  12. Karen6:56 AM

    Farrah Abraham:
    I never watched your show
    But even I know
    That you is a ho
    Fo Sho

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  13. ethorne6:58 AM

    @Lucas-Thanks, Izzie inspired me. I like yours too & @Karen-lmao!

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  14. Karrots6:59 AM

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  15. DewieTheBear7:08 AM

    Ugh. Can we please stop treating twits that MTV put on the air because they got knocked up as teenagers as "celebrities"?

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  16. Anna Nonymous7:15 AM

    I've got an idea, why don't we all make sex tapes, and then it won't be such a big deal anymore. This is just sad, in a stupid way. She's the last person on earth I'd want to see in that light.

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  17. rexruther7:21 AM

    You know she'll find a way to blame her mom for it. Mooooooooooom!

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  18. Unknown7:32 AM

    This is hilarious considering she's bashed the Kartrashians for being fame whores a few times on twitter. Sad what a little money and fame does to these young girls. Maybe if these "moms" wouldn't waste their time on partying and/or plastic surgery, they could actually be decent moms.

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  19. Sherry7:39 AM

    It's far too early here in CA for poetry and I think Lucas and Karen have it all wrapped up there.

    And this girl ain't smart enough to parlay this nasty tape into an empire unless she has her own pimp mama.

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  20. SaintsFan8:22 AM

    TMZ has a video of her somewhat denying it then somewhat saying there may be one out there. I think she is as high as a kite in the video.

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  21. LottaColada8:29 AM

    I luv all the poetry that is going on LMAO! You guys are so randomly talented.

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    1. ethorne8:33 AM

      Lotta! Long birthday weekend? ;)

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  22. Count Jerkula8:38 AM

    Lucas, thanks for the mention.

    Never heard of this bim. I'd watch a sex tape of hers, but I wouldn't pay for it, even with a reasonable gape.


    I refuse to pay for celeb sex tapes, I wait until I find a download link somewhere. If they just came out and said "I'm gonna do a porno," had a decent director and quality video equipment, then I would. The entire dog and pony show w/ the fake leaks, fake lawsuits, etc insult my intelligence too much to stomach the thought of them having my money in their pockets. Especially for some shaky cell phone cam crap with no good angles, so the wanna be whore can cling to the comfort of "modesty". No room for modesty in porn, it is either Filth or Fail.

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  23. LottaColada8:39 AM

    @ethorne- yes indeed, I'm tired -_-


    lol @Count

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  24. La Descarada8:40 AM

    Well if they do release it, hopefully they'll put one of those censor black boxes across her damned beak of a nose. That in itself being filmed performing sexual acts should be a crime. New act: beak sex.

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  25. Anonymous9:05 AM

    EWWWWW!!!.....(QUAGMIRE)

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  26. Ari9:17 AM

    she's doing all of this to stay relevant...how convenient that she recently made a sex tape and it's being sold...now she can start getting club appearances...i honestly can't believe people want to be the next Kim K, it's unbelievable, I'm gonna go listen to some PINK

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  27. shopgirl10:01 AM

    Now I know I've hit the age wall. Never heard of her.

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  28. Lucas10:30 AM

    TMZ is reporting she was spotted with James Deen and they are speculating he might be in the tape with her. Hmmm.

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    1. Izzie10:46 AM

      Woah, James Deen? If so, it's no tape, it's a full-on porno. That guy is into heavy stuff. I think EL James watched some of his movies and decided to make a Twilight/Disney version of crap writing, thus giving us the masterpiece that is 50 Shades of Grey.

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  29. EmEyeKay10:42 AM

    It's not a sex tape, she filmed a porno!

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  30. SecretTorture - "ST"11:16 AM

    Something about her face has always looked off to me like her face it too droopy. I wonder if her mother had any birth defects with her because she looks a little slow?

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  31. Count Jerkula11:24 AM

    If Deen is in it, I may have to pass. Dude is in like every other porno scene filmed and I'm tired of seein him. It may just be the douchie 90210 sideburns, but I can only stomach him in very low doses and with very topflight whores, like Stoya. I must give the mope credit though, his SexAndSubmission.com scene with Riley Reid was very good. It was the last porn I watched to completion. The scenes, not mine. Get yer head outta the gutter.

    Anyone that is the least bit interested in BDSM should checkout the kink.com family of sites, specifically the one I mentioned and TheTrainingOfO.

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  32. Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas12:19 PM

    Daily mail has him saying they just filmed it yesterday!! What a slore!

    And I also enjoyed the poems lol.

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  33. Hammer_Girl12:21 PM

    James Deen has admitted to TMZ it's him and the guy at Vivid is trying to purchase it and get it released.

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  34. Jason Blue Eyes12:36 PM

    @Count - The scene with Riley you mentioned might be the one where that writer from Esquire was on set to witness. They did a piece on him last year - a writer followed Deen around for a week. He observed A LOT. This was around the time Deen was hanging around stupid Lindsay.

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  35. Anonymous12:59 PM

    selling ass for cash
    anything to stay relevant smh
    thats the new thing

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  36. Lisa1:06 PM

    What pisses me off with MTV is they are making a killing off of something that isn't funny! These little twits have no flipping clue what it is really like as they want to get on some lame ass tv show and get "rich" and have "stardom"! Well eventually that all goes away and there are these children still needing care.

    Yes I am pissed off! They give the girls that have also had children at a young age a bad name! When my daughter was 16 she came to us and told us she thought she might be pregnant even though she was on birth control. To say we were upset was putting it mildly was an understatement. By the time she found out she was already 4 months pregnant and we immediately went into planning for the birth of of a grandchild. There was no way she was going to be quitting school and thankfully he would be born during the time she was out for the summer. It was so hard on her to go through but she was blessed with some very good friends, teachers and counselors that got her through that year. Her son was born in August and she went back her senior year as a single mother. It was a hard year for ALL of us as when she was at school I looked after my grandson. When she crossed the staged to receive her diploma I was holding him in my lap. My grandson is now 6 and she now has a 4 yr old daughter. She has worked some shitty jobs with long hours and her kids in daycare. She is going to college online so that they may have a better life.

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