Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Coolio Punched His Girlfriend Then Hit Her With A Car

When you read this, see when you think that something bad was going to happen. Coolio went over to the house he shares with his girlfriend. So far, it sounds like a pretty good day right? Nothing out of the ordinary.  When Coolio showed up though he brought another woman he is sleeping with. Yeah, the wheels kind of fell off right there didn't they? Want them to just explode? Coolio tried to make off with their toddler son too. Yeah, that is not going to turn out well. When the mom tried to get the baby back, Coolio shoved her to the ground and then ran out of the house. The mom tried to get her baby back, but Coolio hit her with his car. If you guessed Coolio ended up in jail because of this, you would be right.

Posted by ent lawyer at 10:30 AM

31 comments:

  1. Imani_Malika10:34 AM

    Is this the same girlfriend he was on celebrity wife swap with? Coolio's an asshole, with shitty hair. Take the kids and keep it movin girl...

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  2. Baka Neko10:35 AM

    I honestly didn't think anything would happen, I'm glad I was wrong.

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  3. Pip10:36 AM

    He wanted the kid, which led to the attempted murder of the mother. What a washed up piece of shit. You want custody, go to court like normal people do. Asshat.

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  4. mygeorgie10:37 AM

    That shirt looks like a repurposed plastic picnic table cloth. Bad judgement all-round buddy.

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    1. Popnursing4:52 PM

      @mygeorgie - my exact thought. Repurposed vinyl table table cloth.

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  5. skimpymist10:37 AM

    If there was ever a text book example of a guy trying to hold on to his hair knowing that It's drastically receding. He kind of reminds of Homer Simpson.

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  6. Bubbles10:40 AM

    If this is his look of late, he shoulve been locked up long ago. What took them so damn long?

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  7. JoElla10:42 AM

    @Imani I wonder also. I really liked her, and hopefully she wasn't too badly hurt.

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  8. FSP10:44 AM

    Doesn't sound like a fantastic voyage.

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  9. eris hilton10:46 AM

    Please let that be his mugshot

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  10. portlandgirl10:50 AM

    That hair . . . omg . . . WHO would think that looks good?

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  11. All about Eve10:54 AM

    Never liked him

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  12. Tyler11:12 AM

    The antlers, re-purposed tablecloth, and Marti Gras beads should have served as a red flag to his girlfriend long ago. Adjusting to the bright orange jumpsuit at his new home should be a snap.

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  13. ms snarky11:14 AM

    Pippi Longstocking gone wrong

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  14. thatfunnygirl11:19 AM

    His girlfriend that was on Wife Swap with him had three kids of her own. They didn't have any children together.

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  15. Pogue Mahone11:27 AM

    What's with that hair?

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  16. yodelay11:41 AM

    Balding with licorice braids from 20 years ago? No.

    Looks like his hair went on a fantastic voyage.

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  17. Sherry11:42 AM

    So wait..who's toddler was it? If he wasn't the daddy of any of the girlfriends kids why was he stealing her child? And then threatening to kill her with vehicular manslaughter. Oh that's f'd up!

    And this hair is shiteous. I like the shirt. Since everything falls on the "shelf" it would be easy to wipe off. Where can I get me one? OSH Home and Garden?

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  18. auntliddy11:58 AM

    Sherry- shiteous!!!!!! Live it and so true. In yhe big book of classified idiots my mother had, she- and i wld consider him a 'first' class idiot. Glad hes in jail.

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  19. delete account12:09 PM

    More trash that doesnt.deserve to have a child but got one anyway. Why the f are trashy asses always so fertile?

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  20. Unknown12:24 PM

    Funny about the wheels falling off. His hair looks like those streamers on the end of tricycle handle bars.

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  21. Aoife12:29 PM

    That picture should make any woman run away screaming.

    And those of you who snarked on the picnic table cloth and Mardi Gras beads let him off lightly.

    Is it really so hard to find a man these days? Who would want him?

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  22. Magnus 21 Gunz3:58 PM

    1. Who dared to pro create with this jack ass within the last decade??
    2. How did he find not one but two women that wanted to be in his presence?
    And most importantly... Who dared to pro create with this jack ass?????????

    WTF

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  23. bink4:02 PM

    Coolio admitted that the girl on Wife Swap was a fried and not his gf. The girl on the show was named MiMi, but the gf he beat up was named Annabella.

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  24. bink4:02 PM

    Coolio admitted that the girl on Wife Swap was a fried and not his gf. The girl on the show was named MiMi, but the gf he beat up was named Annabella.

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  25. Enny4:25 PM

    I once was a PA on a Coolio video. He smoked a lot of pot and tried to steal my El Pollo Loco lunch when he got the munchies. True story.

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  26. Enny4:26 PM

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  27. ablake5:02 PM

    Gangsta's Paradise

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  28. MadLyb6:36 PM

    Oh Enty, you crack me up!

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  29. Jenn6:49 PM

    His hair is like demon horns. A low level, whiny one, but still it fits. The shiteous made me lol, because it fits just right.

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  30. Anonymous11:13 AM

    crack is wack

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