July 2, 2012
This celebrity sibling says that she will be going out every night and making sure she wears as little as possible for the foreseeable future to take advantage of the renewed interest in her B list sibling who gets photographed everyday. The celebrity sibling who has not done much lately knows she can get her career jumpstarted again by going out and doesn't care that she is using the fame of her sibling.
Ashlee Simpson
Guess it's time for plan B
ReplyDeleteShe's always been riding on the coattails of Jessica. I don't know why this was a blind.
ReplyDeleteShe sure has Puggle. The only time she even blipped the radar was her screw up on SNL.
ReplyDeleteAs soon as I read the first half of the first sentence I knew who this was. Hey Ashlee, why don't you just take your scantily clad self on over to another fast food restaraunt and offend a few more people?
ReplyDeleteThis trick ( to paraphrase Michael K ) is número uno on my most disliked celeb list.
She needs a sex tape.
ReplyDeleteI hear she's a mayjah freak, I'd be willing to bet Someone has one.
DeleteIs it just me or does anyone else wish the reveals were actually good? There all bs we already knew. At least their recent, ill give them that. I was so done with reveals that were like 5 yrs ago.
ReplyDeleteI knew this one, too!
ReplyDelete@Alicia: dare I ask who number one is?
I too am hankering for some great reveals, Asslee always disappoints.
ReplyDeletesnooze.....
ReplyDeleteashlee used to be pretty. her new song is weird. she might have more success imitating her sister (classic style, feminine, approachable, embracing motherhood) instead of rebelling oh so much with the going out, coke, weird style, never being seen co-parenting......
She "knows she can get her career jumpstarted again"? Well, there was a guess that missed by a mile.
ReplyDelete@Reese - Alicia did say that Ashlee is number one on her list. :)
I thought the January reveals were amazingly juicy.
ReplyDeleteThis one is blah, using someone elses fame to get yourself noticed is as old as Hollywood.
Asslee didn't exactly hit the gene pool lottery. With her father she is lucky to cross the street safely. Don't expect any hard work, or logic, from her.
ReplyDeletePeople just can't appreciate anything. You used to get one blind a day, no weekends and FFF was a rare special occasion.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know coke whore was a career. Crazy Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteI think we can call this a 'big fat duh' blind, lol...
ReplyDeleteCall me crazy, but I kinda feel sorry for the poor thing.
ReplyDeleteShe got pushed into the limelight before she was ready-talent-wise and intellectually.
Her father looked upon her like another cash cow.
It's no wonder that she's doing what she does now.
Maybe she should never have recorded any music in the first place. Or maybe she should have more time to develop as an artist and a person.
Hey, complainers, why don't you go hang out on one of the other sites that regularly reveals blind items?!
ReplyDeleteNow now, Mooshki. Be sweet.
ReplyDeletePersonally they're ALL good reveals because I never get them the first tome. Hahaha.
Much Like Alicia I loathe this coke whore #1. She has no discernable talent except perhaps for being a mayjah freak. White Oprah should be booking her as well.
I wasn't aware that Ashlee actually ever had a career, other than trying to cling to her sister's coattails. And Jessica never had much of one either, other than for those who groove on so-called "reality show" trash.
ReplyDeleteWhat career? If I were Jessica I would be embarrassed by, and sick of this see-thru wearing anal wart of a sister papping herself out on my coattails. She is not good Aunt material.
ReplyDeleteThat worked really well. The only, ONLY reason anyone even knows who she is, is because of her sister. Between the McDonald's tape and the SNL "performance", and the marriage to Pete Wentz, she was over before she even started.
ReplyDeleteI agree with everyone chiding the whiners. If blind items were cheesecake, I'd be 300 lbs because of Enty. He is a blind item machine.
ReplyDeleteThe problem with Ashlee's plan is, it is hard to ride on the coattails of someone who is only famous for things like gaining a lot of weight and making stupid comments. That's a very C-list kind of fame. It's not like Ashlee is the sister of a major movie star.
ReplyDeleteThank you Krissie! Well said!
DeleteGood for Ashlee for recognizing the opportunity. It's better than selling gossip a la the Lohan's. Her sister was apparently attempting to gain the most weight ever during the history of homosapien pregnancies so she goes out nearly naked. I have no issues with this.
ReplyDeleteI heard of Ashlee before Jessica because she was on that 7th Heaven show and Television w/o Pity always called her "Asslee with a big sister." Ah the days of innocence.
ReplyDeleteCan't stand Asslee. Glad her plan didn't work out, she's not good for public consumption. A boring fame/coke whore. I wish Jessica would cut her off she needs some tough love.
ReplyDeleteParasites always fall off after awhile.
ReplyDeleteKate Hudson gained a shit ton of weight when she was preggo but I don't recall everyone rousing her for it. Lots of women learn ( like Kate and Jess ) their first pregnancy " eating for two " isn't exactly accurate. I'm not a huge Jessica fan by any means, but the hate seems a little much.
ReplyDeleteThe only, ONLY reason anyone even knows who she is, is because of her sister. Between the McDonald's tape and the SNL "performance", and the marriage to Pete Wentz, she was over before she even started.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's why she acts like such an asshole all the time.
Is she even in her son's life anymore?
ReplyDeletei don't see Ashlee Simpson since a long long time and i don't know her except she's a Simpson
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