Sunday, April 28, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

September 7, 2012

#1 - This B- list actress/celebrity is really funny. The problem she has is that she does not know when to try and stop being funny. She says that she uses jokes when she is nervous and that when she is having sex she can be nervous, so she starts trying out jokes while a guy is having sex with her. And she wonders why she never hears from them again.

Sarah Silverman


28 comments:

  1. She was with Kimmel for years before splitting up and said that in her current relationship ,she heard the words " I love you" for the very first time. Makes you wonder if she bother to ask Kimmel how he felt about her during their together especially when he was giving her free plugs on his show.

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    1. For some reason I can see Kimmel doing jokes in bed also...they were probably a great pair.

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    1. I don't find her funny either. And if you can't laugh during sex you haven't really taken the time to see just how silly the whole act looks. So long as you don't point and laugh, sex shouldn't be so serious.

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  3. She's edgey and hilarious not for the mainstream thinking

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  4. That's a way to kill the mood. Geez making the bedroom like a comedy club is a romantic killer. Besides, she's not even funny.

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    1. Her voice and mannerisms alone would be a deal breaker.

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  5. Anonymous10:31 AM

    How awkward......and SILLY!

    X-D

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  6. Anonymous10:34 AM

    Oh, I forgot to add a hearty: Tehehehehe

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  7. Ive always looked at Kimmel as a creep and if not for fame couldn't be in Sarah's league

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  8. That sounds kind of awesome, really.

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  9. so, if they get past the joke hurdles, she settles down. no longer nervous about the Why and the 'is this real'? questions. meh, my hoops are higher.

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  10. Maybe the sex was boring and she was telling jokes to entertain herself

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  11. Methinks Enty pulled this from her book or heard her tell this as a joke.

    This is classic standup snark. :-D

    I never "got" Sarah's humor until I started listening to her tell stories on other comics' podcasts. Now, I think she's funny.

    If you've never heard the story of her playing poker with the guys, I encourage you to seek it out. :-)

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  12. @Sherry that reminds me of a great Allison Brie quote where she was asked to list the things she loved:

    "Sex, because some of the most humorous things happen when you’re naked with another person."

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  13. Anonymous12:20 PM

    I don't think she's funny, AT ALL, it's all poop jokes, gay jokes, retard jokes. Not my thing, but that's fine, whatever. She needs to see a therapist to deal with her issues, telling jokes during sex is not a good idea. Can you imagine what she says?" Is it in yet???? Haha! ha... no I was just kidding! I felt it! REALLY! I could totally feel it! Where are you going?.... Come back!... aw man.... "

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  14. Except she was with Jimmy Kimmel for almost 6 years and her current boyfriend for 2 years. She's not exactly wandering around having nervous random sex.

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  15. I would certainly not be offended or put off if she made jokes at me. I'd likely join in.

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  16. I love her so much.

    She could make as much fun of my equipment as she could and I would still put up with it if I was with her.

    Her sister is adorable, too.

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  17. Gotta wonder how many of Kimmel's monologue jokes are actually from Sarah-In-The-Saddle..

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  18. I think laughing and having fun in bed is important, but putting on a comic persona would be a sex killer.

    I too would like to know what happened to her and Jimmy Kimmel. He's set to get married this year.

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  19. She's never funny. She's always trying too hard to be 'edgy'.

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  20. Laughing and joking around during sex is awesome. The first time that ever happened to me, was the first time I had sex with my friend. He certainly calmed me down by making me laugh. Now, we laugh all the time.

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  21. She is really funny?.
    Perhaps the problem is that she is not funny, so no surprise she never see them again.

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