August 21, 2012
What B- list always now television actress from a very hit cable show tells her child to call all her dates daddy. If they don't freak out when she says that in front of the man then she goes on a second date with them. Of course she also talks about getting married to them too and has been known to bring out a Brides magazine during a first date, while at dinner.
January Jones
Nothing sexier than the smell of desperation.
ReplyDeleteHa. If it's a joke, it kinda makes me like her a tiny smidgen.
ReplyDeleteShe might be for real, though.
Do you BB!
ReplyDeleteIf she keeps messing w/ taken men, she'll end up being replaced in her marriage too....karma is real.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! Betty is whack!
ReplyDeleteI guessed this one, but don't think it can really make sense. The baby wouldn't have even been a year old at the time this BI was written. Kids don't speak at that age.
ReplyDeleteSure they do @April! Some anyway: I was 8 months old when I started talking. Haven't shut up since, lol!
DeleteChildren can start talking, i.e., saying things like, "mama," "daddy," "up," ,"no," as early as 3-4 months. One of my kids spoke in full complete sentences, at 7 mos. As in, "Where is my daddy, I want my daddy, is my daddy at work?" Not unusual, at all.
DeleteWonder if she instructs her child to write THEIR last name on homework assignments instead of hers.
ReplyDeleteEffed up thing to do to her son.
ReplyDeletethis is one that I just do not believe. while JJ might not be a rocket scientist, she did manage to get a decent career out of beauty and little talent. I can't imagine that she would be that stupid.
ReplyDeleteand while I'm at it, can someone tell goopy to stfu? I don't want to think about her 'shaving' problem. she's actually annoying me as much as kk does, which is alot.
gotta love that betty draper
ReplyDelete@April I don't know about your kids, but both of mine could certainly manage to say "Daddy", among other things, by the time they were a year old.
ReplyDeletewOW, that's so unattractive.
ReplyDeleteBelievable but I won't put nothing pass her h0e a$$ but she beautiful.
ReplyDeletethat girl crazy
ReplyDeleteOy vey
ReplyDeleteThat is some crazy shit, so is she that cray or is she in on the joke of her love life and messing with the guys? And if she was "out" to dinner with a man I would think that would be reported. I am a sarcasm queen so I would like to think she is making fun of all the shit that gets written about her. If not, crazy train, honk honk!
ReplyDeleteHmmm, Xander Hemsworth sounds pretty good
ReplyDeleteThe blind says that in front of the dates she would tell her son to call them daddy. He would have been able to say it but asking him in front of the date was for the creep factor.
ReplyDeleteWho doesn't enjoy a little first date trolling?
ReplyDeleteSeriously..it is time to retire the word "trolling". It doesn't even apply here.
DeleteApril, Jessie's correct -- the blind says January Jones tells her child in front of her date to call her date "daddy." It is creepy -- so creepy it sounds scripted. (Not that it's a fake blind, but it's so creeply it's almost like something you'd see in a chiller movie or television series.)
ReplyDelete(Not that it's a fake blind)
DeleteBut it totally is and that's why you question it, admitted or not.
I think this proves that Enty's "all movie" or "mostly tv" descriptions are generalizations and not literal. JJ still does movies here and there, despite having almost nonexistent acting skills. :)
ReplyDeleteCuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo
ReplyDeleteI use to have my niece ask my dates if they were going to be her new daddy. If this is true, she was just messing with them. Make me like her just a little for her sense of humor
ReplyDeleteThis trick is a hot mess
ReplyDeleteYeah that's pretty odd. I just don't like her OR Betty.
ReplyDeleteSee: Jennifer Love Hewitt
ReplyDeleteNo one wants to date "that girl"
This reminds me of a Robin Harris joke about meeting his girlfriend's kid for the first time:
ReplyDeleteChild: Are you my new daddy?
Robin: Hell naw, muthafucka......I'm just here for the night.
Don't worry, J, I'm sure there are plenty of other words we could come up with.
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteI'm so sure!
ReplyDeleteDibutler: you are absolutely 100% full of shit. No 7 month old can speak in full sentences. Get a life you idiot.
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