Blind Items Revealed
September 9, 2011
#3 - Apparently Russian mobsters are out in force this week and were also at Paris Fashion Week. They basically threaten every Eastern European model with bodily harm unless the model gives up almost everything they make during the shows. When one A++ list designer was told about the troubling trend, he said, " Why should I care about them? I have a show to do. The show is about my designs and the models are secondary. If one of my models gets hurt, I can find another one in a second."
Karl Lagerfeld
Aw, cunty Karl never lets you down! But sometimes I still miss fat Karl with his ever-present fan
ReplyDeleteJust when I thought Kunty Karl couldn't possibly be MORE of an evil SOB...
ReplyDeleteWhat a Kunt.
ReplyDeleteKarl even admits the only friend he has left is his pet.
ReplyDeleteIs this surprising to anyone that these people care nothing about the models? To them they are mobile hangers that they're allowed to paint, nothing more. And people clamor to be a part of it
ReplyDeleteLook, over here, yeah, right here. You see that?
ReplyDeleteIt's my SHOCKED face.
This isn't surprising at all. The Fashion world is so self centered, from the age and body fat percentage of the models, to... no that's pretty much it. It's just such a shallow, narcissistic, money grubbing, soul less industry. Weird fashions just to be weird? Art for arts sake, that isn't wearable, for what? To impress other people that you have/can afford the latest trend? That will be at the bottom of the laundry pile in a couple of days, or stuffed in to the back of the closet? emptiness. What will that piece of clothing mean when you are alone? staring at the ceiling at night? Don't forget greed for shoes, bags, and clothes is the Kardashians religion. I don't care for the fashion industry. Can you tell?
ReplyDeleteThere is a place waiting in hell for Karl
ReplyDeleteA special place? Haha, i couldn't help it.
Delete"Now if you'll excuse me, I see some kittens that need kicked." -Kunty Karl
ReplyDeleteI'm having a hard time understanding how Russian mobsters could infiltrate fashion shows and somehow strong arm the models in handing over their paychecks. Phone numbers maybe, we all know many models have horrible taste in men, but not paychecks. If this was in Russia ... Sure I'd buy it.. But France? C'mon
ReplyDeleteI agree- it seems a bit far fetched
DeleteI agree- it seems a bit far fetched
Deletethis bish
ReplyDeletethey could just walk up to them, know in advance their names, where they're from, their family names, and intimidate the guys. Walk up and say in Russian, " Hi, we know your name, who you are, where you're from, we know your whole family's names, we are going to have them lose their jobs, homes, livelihoods, and/or be murdered/raped/disappear if you don't give us your paycheck, we'll see you on Monday at four."
ReplyDeleteKarl is a misgynist oompa loompa who looks like he died 15 years ago, only to be reanimated to spread the message of how much of a cunt one can be. I loathe the word cunt, but it is quite fitting for this swamp creature.
ReplyDeleteAlicia, don't fool yourself even a little. Organized crime can get it's people into almost anywhere.
ReplyDeleteKeep in mind that they were threatening East European models - These are models that are probably under the age of 20 (if they're walking in Paris Fashion Week). They still have family back home. When their fashion careers dry up in 5-7 years, they'll be back home too.
So do you honestly think that the Russian mob can't make good on its threats?
Also, keep in mind, just like the Mafia isn't limited to Italy, the Russian mob isn't exclusively in Russia. Some of the most violent crimes in Toronto are being committed by Russians.
Here's my favorite Kunty Karl Quote
ReplyDelete@VIP-One of my faves is, "My sisters were sent away because my mother thought they were boring. I was not boring.". -KuntyK
Delete@ethorne OMG, that is amazing!!!!!
DeleteUgh, it looks like he told his plastic surgeon that he wanted his lips to look like swollen labias.
ReplyDeleteWhat a relief! From pictures alone, I had him tagged as an asshole/dickhead/. I felt bad about being a shallow, judgmental prick. Turns out by intuition is so spot on, I could be a chick. What a glorious Sunday.
ReplyDeleteWhy do people idolize assholes like him?? They have no consideration or clue about normal people.
ReplyDeleteIf the gangsters were shaking down millionaire NHL players in the 90's, then the models were probably easy marks.
ReplyDeleteIf anyone in the textile industry were to care about employees, I hope the sweatshop workers making the clothes would be higher up on the list than the models.
Ever hear about the Romanian "bar code pimps"? Search it on HuffPo for the article.
Since when do runway shows pay anything? It's all about your resume. You don't make shit doing runway.
ReplyDeleteOneEyed, check out some of his lovely quotes. He tears women to shreads. He is also extremely self absorbed, and looks down upon poors like us. I imagine his boytoys have to be on heavy duty drugs to ride his shriveled dick. The guy is disgusting.
ReplyDeleteShreds* no idea why I added an a!
DeleteKstew was right to give him the middle finger.
ReplyDeleteHe's a douche, and the majority of these models are very unattractive. I watched some HBO documentary on the evolution ofthe model. Some of those ladies were hot and not anorexic cow looking
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DeleteNow the models seem to be bizarre features and emaciated. Even more so than before.
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DeleteHe is such a pleasant person isn't he?
ReplyDeleteContinuing a lifetime of bizarre douchebag attitudes.
ReplyDeleteBut Karl is not the only one. It's all of them or this could not happen. Every wannabe model should read this and take heed. It's an ugly business with not many survivors.
ReplyDeleteOh Karl, why so crazy? He does love Claudia though.
ReplyDeletei don't see how it can be true : every model from the french Fashion Week are the same models from other Fashion Week and they came from big european/NY agencies
ReplyDeleteConfused. Are they paying the models cash after the shows now? The women probably aren't being paid for weeks after the event, unless things have changed. This whole blind sounds fake.
ReplyDeleteThe man is a homosexual who designs clothes for women. His attitude isn't surprising. Women are just bread n' butter to him .i'm sure Marc Jacobs has similar attitudes.
ReplyDeletejust curious - your comment is offensive to suggest that gay men are only care about other men. I know plenty of gay guys who care about the well being of men, women, animals and the environment. And I might suggest that there are plenty of heterosexual males who don't care for the welfare of women.
ReplyDeleteI love clothes. But I did work experience in the fashion industry and have found that I'd rather work in an area where I am offering a longer term option of happiness to the world.
The language isn't as flowery as Karl's usual.
>The language isn't as flowery as Karl's usual.
ReplyDeleteProbably because it's made up. like most of the shit you read here.
@ Jessie - maybe you're not familiar with just curious' posts - s/he despises whites and apparently homosexuals, too.
ReplyDeleteJC comes from a place of hate and I hope s/he does something more affirmative with his/her life than post messages questioning why MLK wasn't recognized on a gossip blog, but I'm sure JC would rather bitch and whine rather than make a change.
You left out midgets...don't forget the midgets.
DeleteI never said gay men ONLY care about men. A lot of gay men in that industry don't care about females. You hear women complain about skinny models and how the modeling industry presents unrealistic images of women and such BUT pay attention to who's designing the clothes.
ReplyDeleteSkinny,tall,androgynous ,flat chested, no hips or waist females wearing clothes designed by homosexuals for "real " women to buy?????
I'm sure Karl's opinion isn't unique but he likes the attention and women will continue to buy his shit.
@Mango, JC is writing an e-book about "The Sociology of Gossip Blog Commenters: How Blind Items Draw Out the Whitefolks on Race, Sexuality, Fashion, and Food."
ReplyDeleteThere companion e-book package includes:
"Effective Trolling" - backordered
"Whitefolks Aren't us" - and other lessons I learned in the field
"Blend In for More Scoop" - blackface application and removal recommendations
"Homos are Happy" - how to be a "fag hag" but call it something else - like...
"My Married Boyfriend" - coping with your misogyny, racism, sexism, and idiocy in one fell swoop. Invitation only, please bring benoz of choice.
"Eat, Pray, Argue" - Goop's cookbook, Madge's meditation, Limbaugh's radio show - you'll find the secrets to happiness in this timeless work.
"Body Image: I Don't Want to See Your 40yo Body" - JC and WD team up for a wildly popular ebook that explores why anyone who weighs more than 100lbs is a societal misft and only publics shame will not.
This is good. I like this.
DeleteOk fine. Good luck making basic biological rules of society work in your favor; you know because your feelings are so important and all.
DeleteHere's a few:
DeleteDomestic Abuse: a White or BROWN issue?
@JC, I admire your ability to laugh at the ridiculousness. And I think that proves an underlying rumor perhaps to be true.
Delete@Wendy - um, what? I don't expect society to work in my favor or my feelings to be important anyone but me, Thor, and the Thorlings. And FTR, chubby was for years a sign of wealth b/c they had food. Scrawny people didn't have food and died early with their butch haircuts to free them from lice. Now skinny is a sign of wealth b/c they can afford good food & personal trainers. Not feelings, facts.
And for the love of Pete, stop saying biology because that's not what you mean.
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Delete*The companion ebook
*benzo of choice
*,,,anyone who weighs more than 100lbs is a societal misft and how public shaming is a good diet plan.
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DeleteOmg, that was awesome, Izzie!
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha@Izzie. You forgot the book on Little People.
ReplyDeleteHa ha, Don't forget!
Delete;)
Kurt Corbin and mindy McCready: young,rich and white....why kill yourself???
ReplyDeleteAnimal abuse: if Michael Vick was Korean,would it matter???
ReplyDeleteJust Curious, do you realize you are the joke? I don't think you fully understand how some of those titles related to you. Not sure if your lack of understanding is funny or sad.
ReplyDeletePoor lil' shortbus, if you only knew.
DeleteInterracial adoption: why are fucked whitefolks allowed to adopt black kids.
ReplyDeleteSee Madonna,Sandra bullock,Angelina Jolie ,etc.
If you're white and can't comb your black child's hair or as YOU say "manage" , then don't adopt black kids.
Your kids are shooting up schools and movie theaters but you want to raise someone else's child . And why? Because you're white and white makes right.
First of all, the nannies comb the kids hair. You don't really think Angelina takes out the clippers when the children need a trim, do you? Ha ha, no no.
DeleteEvery race is fucked up. Where have you been? I bet Zahara and Pax and all of the kids you mentioned would love to give up their pampered lifestyles and return to third world countries. Oh so wrong but at least it's getting funnier.
They let you outta school early too,huh?
DeleteThe Gay Agenda: why do white men who suck dick equate their "struggle" to the Blacks!!!
ReplyDeleteThat shit didn't work for the white bitches in the 60's and 70's.
You're still white.
I'm not fooling myself guys .. Russian mobs infiltrating fashion shows for paychecks sounds nuts but hey - I get the whole stranger than fiction thing. I'm sure there's LOTS of weird mob activity out there. And yes, I'm familiar with organized crime outside of Italian families, or outside of their country of origin for that matter. If this blind is true ( and I only believe half or less of what I read here ) then I wouldn't bat an eye in surprise.
ReplyDelete@ just curious - Re your 3:45 post: it's "Kurt Cobain" not "Kurt Corbin", although I know the spelling of his name doesn't matter to you because he was, after all, white.
ReplyDeleteand your last post @ 4:14 doesn't even make sense.
@Jc-Soo, these are your real chapter titles?
ReplyDelete@Gbeez you made me snicker aloud.
ReplyDeleteIzzie I cried laughing - you're fucking adorable
ReplyDeleteWhitefolks: How a group of people with so much pretend to have so little.
ReplyDeleteTrollfolks: how a group of people who aren't even affiliated with the people they pretend to be, think they're fooling anybody
Delete( looking around )
DeleteNot talking about me.
White Women: the real affirmative action babies
ReplyDeleteGiven too much credit for showing up(Danica Patrick ,Kate Middleton ,Hillary) and bear too little responsibility for fucking up (Paltrow,Lisa lamp and HIllary).
( Shaking Fist ) - Whiiiiiiite Foooooolkkkkkkks
ReplyDelete@Alicia-lmao
DeleteJC, my dear, I am not white.
ReplyDelete@Izzie-<3
DeleteDid I say you were?
DeleteMaybe you're WHITEwashed.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
ReplyDeleteIzzie! Mango! Ethorne! Alicia! <3
@Reese- hi!
DeleteI'm just catching up, but about the celebs adopting non-white kids: I don't care what color they adopt, I just think there should be a Foreign Adoption Tax, because there are enough kids here that need help.
ReplyDeleteOf course I also feel we should shut down all our foreign military bases and use all that man power and money to level and rebuild shit hole cities we have here.
Models don't usually get paid much for fashion week, they use the new ones who need tear sheet photos and they pay them in clothes if anything. A name model would be paid through her agency so they can take their cut.
ReplyDelete@ just curious - what does "on the down low" mean?
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Delete@JC, I do use milky white Dove soap with its pleasant scent.
ReplyDeleteI just looked at my forearm and can say with confidence that Dove soap has not turned me anglo. But I'll keep checking just in case. Tx for the heads-up!
You could wash in piss n' shit for all I care, I don't know ya.
DeleteYou're WHITEwashed by your mentality.
Look - up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's the point that you missed!
DeleteI dare say, JC, your mentality is more washed than any other. Try looking at other perspectives. Immodium beforehand might help.
JC's comment about Goop made no sense. I have reread it a few times. The hell? Who wants to make bets on how white JC is in real life? I'm thinking he's whiter than a ginger.
ReplyDeleteI'll make a bet that you engaged in beastiality (kissing your dog in the mouth,bathing with it,let it hump your leg or even smear peanut butter over your bikini top and motion for Cujo to come over)
DeleteI mean I don't know if you do but I wouldn't put it pass ya.
Work in progress:
ReplyDeleteWhite women,the Depreciating Asset:
Factors that lower white women's value in society other than age,gravity,sunlight and whatever Asian chick within the immediate area.
JC- you usually have really good insights and comments. Why are you being mean spirited about it tonight?
ReplyDeleteIf I told you that the Lakers lost 2nite and lessen their chances to make the Playoffs,would it suffice?
DeleteDon't think I said anything mean spirited but truth hurts.
But I 'm done for tonight. Promise.
This is obviously BS. Karl Lagerfeld is one of many designers that either pays his models in clothes or not at all. He doesn't pay any model cash, no matter who they are.
ReplyDeleteAs a person of mixed race, I'm 50% outraged by this thread. And I'm 100% puzzled by that bestiality comment at 7:42pm. WTF? Makes me so glad I have cats and not dogs.
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ReplyDeleteYou cannot wrangle the good kids from CPS...they don't want to put in the work for adopting the kids out. They only want to put the kids with foster families and write a check. Been trying to adopt for years though the CPS system. They are very indifferent to these kids plights, so we go to a country that begs us to take their kids out of the social welfare system.
ReplyDelete@Mango, it is called projection.
ReplyDeleteYou can see by the intricate knowledge that Just Curious probably is a long time Puppy Predator. Only thing left out was the Red Rocket, as seen on South Park.
I speculate that the pooches were sort of Stockholmed, where the sexual abuse turned into a comforting relief from the torture of the inane yapping outta that halfwit.
If someone wanted to contact Just Curious in private, I bet all you need to do is find the town he/she/it lives in and search its Craigslist Casual Encounters for "K9 lessons".
@Count Jerkula
ReplyDeleteFuck thanks!! I live in Madrid, thats horrifying!
Most models dont get paid for runway shows, its considered 'exposure'. they make money from campaigns. Marc Jacobs got into trouble saying he knew and didnt care
Puppy abuse, model abuse, I'm sad now.
ReplyDeleteJC, quit with the puppy abuse fantasy you have. My pup is thoroughly offended atm. He demands an apology.
ReplyDeleteWhat a piece of human garbage!
ReplyDeleteIf I recall correctly the majority of these models don't get paid for fashion week.
ReplyDeleteWow...harsh words coming from a vampire. Usually they'll just suck your blood.
ReplyDeleteAny wonder the ruthless, scheming, social climbing Vanessa Paradis is one of his disciples?
ReplyDelete@crila16: I'm not a fan of race baiters. It is too passive aggressive. "I wanna whine and play the victim, so I'm gonna try and get someone to say something I can label as racist."
ReplyDeleteThe only victims are the ones who bother to read what that dunce writes. Oh, and the poor canines that may have lost their innocence at he/she/it's hands.
A lot of gay men are misogynists. Just saying. Its a big problem in the gay community.
ReplyDeleteAt least Gianni Versace was something of a nice guy (his "sister" scares the bejeezus out of me though) and he gets shot in the head by a lunatic gay man...Lagerfeld DEFINITELY should have gotten a visit from Mr. Cunanan instead.
ReplyDeleteAnd though I KNOW it will never happen, it would be glorious if *EVERYONE* stopped: buying his products, auditioning to walk his shows, applying to intern for him, etc.- hit him in the only place he *really* cares about...his little Chanel man-purse. If ANYONE deserves a "riches to rags" story, it's Lagerfeld.
Well, we pretty much already know what a nasty little vicious man he is.
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