This D list celebrity from a very celebrity family made it perfectly clear to her brother-in-law that she would f**k him in return for a career boost. He definitely could make that happen.
I'm going with one of The Braxtons sisters just to be different. They have that reality show The Braxton Family values and the only somewhat breakout stars are Toni and Tamar. Tamar husband Vincent would be the brother in law who could make it happen since he is a music producer who produced Toni Braxton, Lady Gaga and now his wife Tamar. It has been rumored that even though Tamar is pregnant she didn't like having sex with her husband. The sister that said she would bang him for a career boost is Trina. She did not have much success with her band and had a failed attempt at a solo career. She also cheated on her husband with one of her bandmates.
I don't see Solange and Jay-Z for this. I think he has enough sense to go outside of the family for his mistresses and Solange is neither this desperate or, well, evil. I remember a morning news clip that circulated a few years back where she thought an anchor introduced her as Beyonce's sister (or something) and she was not pleased to be labeled as some sibling-coattail-rider. Sleeping with Jay for a career boost might be private, but strikes me as totally beneath her character.
It would be superjuicy though, haha! But even if Enty isn't aware of all the buzz Solange gets every time she releases a single, there is just no way she can be considered D-list.
George Wendt and his gay brother, Gabe Wendt.
ReplyDeleteJanuary Jones for the D-Lister
I know they're not married so it's not them, but I would so love this to be Kendall or Kylie Jenner and Douchelord Disick! Bwahahahahah
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ReplyDeleteKim K to Lamar O.
ReplyDeleteAnd not for any career boost, but just to rub it in K-hole's face.
Yep those 2 and dickwad.
ReplyDeleteSolange for the D list celebrity from a celebrity family and JayZ for the bro in law/celeb who can boost her career.
ReplyDeleteYes! Great guess!
Delete@Lotta Totally got it!!!! Great job!!
ReplyDeleteAgreed!
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Deletethe Kartrashians aren't D tho (unfortunately), so maybe Asslee Simpson, or Hailey Duff, or ???
ReplyDeleteyep-Solange
ReplyDeleteSo would Jay & Solange do it in the basement?
ReplyDelete@ethorne lmao!!
DeleteDoubt if it is Solange and Jayz- he has probably done her already.
ReplyDeleteThis is gross but agree with Lotta it's probably Solange. Something tells me those Knowles girls hav ehad to do that a lot.
ReplyDeleteI think Lotta got it!
ReplyDeleteI heard that Solange was actually B's daughter.
ReplyDeleteSay what?! THAT would be interesting!
DeleteJust to be different, Latoya and Janet's billionaire new husband?
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was LA Toya!
DeleteSolange does fit and Jay could boost her career if he wanted.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with one of The Braxtons sisters just to be different. They have that reality show The Braxton Family values and the only somewhat breakout stars are Toni and Tamar.
ReplyDeleteTamar husband Vincent would be the brother in law who could make it happen since he is a music producer who produced Toni Braxton, Lady Gaga and now his wife Tamar. It has been rumored that even though Tamar is pregnant she didn't like having sex with her husband.
The sister that said she would bang him for a career boost is Trina. She did not have much success with her band and had a failed attempt at a solo career. She also cheated on her husband with one of her bandmates.
How about....
ReplyDeleteTrina, Traci or Towanda to Vince, Tamar's husband and Lady Gaga's manager?
LOL great minds.....@nevermindthat
ReplyDeleteGot it - Pippa Middleton for the win!!!
ReplyDelete@MontanaMarriot LOL; we had that thought at the exact same time.
ReplyDeleteIs Solange really D-list?
ReplyDeleteThat Solange being Beyonce's daughter rumor is absurd. There are pictures of the two of them together when they were little girls.
ReplyDeleteI don't believe Solange was Beyoncé's...They all went to church together here in Houston...all the DEstiny's Child girls.
ReplyDeleteThere's 5 years between Beyonce and Solange.
ReplyDeleteNot Solange...she's huge overseas and isn't D-list.
ReplyDelete@Dale hale COTD!
ReplyDeleteI'm jumping on the Braxton train.
ReplyDeleteI don't see Solange and Jay-Z for this. I think he has enough sense to go outside of the family for his mistresses and Solange is neither this desperate or, well, evil. I remember a morning news clip that circulated a few years back where she thought an anchor introduced her as Beyonce's sister (or something) and she was not pleased to be labeled as some sibling-coattail-rider. Sleeping with Jay for a career boost might be private, but strikes me as totally beneath her character.
I don't think it's Solange because it said musical family which sounds to me like more than just two siblings; that's why I said The Braxtons
DeleteUuuummm guys, I know it sort of makes sense that this is Solange, but she is NOT D-list. No way, no how - anybody who gets favorable reviews by the super hipster and very cred-y Pitchfork, is not D-list, and anyone who does one of the best, creative EP:s of last year is most definitely not D-list. Solange is seriously talented in a way Beyoncé is not, and she has huge cred on the independent music scene. As someone said: she's huge and is considered very creative and "real".
ReplyDeleteIt would be superjuicy though, haha! But even if Enty isn't aware of all the buzz Solange gets every time she releases a single, there is just no way she can be considered D-list.
It says celebrity family not musical family
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