This B list mostly any kind of work she can get actress has entered the dating pool again after an extremely high profile relationship ended and apparently freaked out when she had sex with her boyfriend for the first time. Like really freaked out. The guy has not called her back.
Oh Katie.
ReplyDeleteSecond the Katie Holmes notion.
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DeleteKatie to the Holmes
ReplyDeleteSounds like Katie, I wonder what freaked her out?
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DeleteProbably the part where she saw his penis, because you know she never laid eyes on Tom's.
@Speakeasy, hahaha!!!
DeleteI guess it had been so long Katie forgot how to do it. When her boyfriend disrobed she probably screamed Oh My God What is that thing between your legs and why is it pointing at me.
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thanks for cheering me up!
Yep, it's K Ho. Great job, @Lindsey! I guess she shouldn't wax her butt anymore (thanks for that one, @Count Jerkula!)
ReplyDeleteLmao @VIP
DeleteThe last time poor Katie had relations it was with a syringe, give her a break
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm sure she wasn't allowed to have sex for the entire marriage contract. You know Tom thinks girls are icky. Maybe it was like her first time again...
ReplyDeleteToo far?
Katie ain't been doing it and it must have hurt like the very first time. Unless we fail to give the guy props because he was hung like a horse.
ReplyDeletelast year, Enty had a blind item on an actress having sex for the first time since a long time and saying "it was like to lose again her virginity":everyone guessed Katie Holmes
ReplyDeleteMaybe he hit the spot she forgot she had.
ReplyDeleteI really want to give Katie the benefit of the doubt here.
Is Katie B-List though? I mean she has A-List fame. I mean a good guess but wasn't there a blind item where people assumed was her hooking up with some guy at Fashion Week?
ReplyDeleteKatie definitely. She's probably got PTSD associated with any relationship after 5 years with GMD. And the last time she had actual sex she got pregnant. Remember?
ReplyDeleteShe probably started sobbing because it had been so long.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she freaked out because it was THAT GOOD. Compared to the turkey baster, I mean.
ReplyDeleteI really want to like Katie Holmes. I just finished watching Dawson's Creek all the way through for the hundredth time.
ReplyDeleteWhy oh why did she end up with the GMD? I really want her to answer me that.
Oh, Katie. You can call me. I will be loving and considerate and thoughtful.
ReplyDeleteI mean, I'm used to having women freak out after sex.
Hahaha! @holiday
Delete@silly girl, i was going to say the same thing, she freaked because there wasn't a turkey baster involved.
ReplyDeleteThe other thought i had was Julianne Hough.
Maybe she thought Xenu was watching.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking she had got pregnant before The Controller and that that was why she married him, to conceal the real daddy who had abandoned her. Maybe I was wrong and Suri was pure IVF and Katie only just now got deflowered? With $cientology I guess anything is possible?
ReplyDelete@scratchy - she lost her V card to Pacey :)
ReplyDeleteSeriously though, she was good in that film too, something April and then she just decided to become a robot wife. I've got this horrible feeling though that even though the GMD doesn't like poon, that he had some wierd sense that they should conceive naturally and they had these wierd, forced sessions in a rrom with just a bed and a 2-way mirror whith Miscavidge (sp?) standing behind it with a camera, some kleenex and an auditing machine.
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ReplyDeletePoor katie.
ReplyDeleteBut I thought there was a blind (revealed at that) within the last 6 months or so about KH having sex with some new guy for the first time...in which the guy kept repeating, "I can't believe I'm having sex with (Katie Holmes), I can't believe I'm having sex with (Katie Holmes). ??????
ReplyDeleteI remember that blind too.
DeleteShe lost her V card to Pacey on and off screen...
ReplyDeleteBut I'm going with Julianne Hough the last blind item about Katie was about her Dead Accounts co-star trying to get with her and Katie was referenced as A-List recognition but C-list actress.
Plus it says relationship my guess Ryan Seacrest not marriage ..
@VIPblonde: LOL!!! You are welcome. I'm glad you are putting the knowledge I pass along to good use.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was another hooker situation because it said "any kind of work she can get."
ReplyDeleteJenni Garth to be different? Her ex is the Twilight dad and their divorce was pretty big news at the time.
ReplyDeleteI think this is Julianne Hough. The "any kind of work she can get" line makes me think this isn't Katie Holmes. Katie can do whatever she wants, even flop Broadway plays.
ReplyDeletemrjack: The movie was "Pieces of April" and I loved that movie. I didn't even realize it was Katie until she got famous as I never watched Dawson's Creek. And Patricia Clarkson is totally amazing all the time..
ReplyDeleteI thought it was Julianne Houge too.
ReplyDeleteNot gonna lie, I freaked the first time I had sex with someone after my ex-wife split. It was awkward. I was all like "That was amazing, thank you so much. But you really have to leave now." But we went out a few more times after that so it must not have been too bad.
ReplyDeleteKatie seems like a logical choice, but isn't she legendary for her skills in the sack?
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking maybe Julianne Hough, she's off the beard train isn't she?
Maybe she had sudden panic about not using protection. Hell, I don't know, but it might be bad for her to get pregnant right now.
ReplyDeleteOr mommy's remorse. "I shouldn't be doing this. I should be home with my kid. God, what have I done?"
ReplyDeleteProbably Julianne. She and Ryan never had sex unless it was doggie style and in the dark so he couldn't see it was a girl. Didn't she tell that story of being sexually abused in Paris when she trained as a young girl for ballroom dancing? I figured that was a publicity stunt to get attention for the stupid Safe Haven movie Ryan bankrolled for her so she would continue to play beard for him. But it could explain why she might freak out when she had sex with a REAL boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteSelena Gomez. That moment of horror when she realized how she loves the Bieber after all.
ReplyDeletethis makes me sad if it is katie H. What the heck did cruise do to her thats hurt her so bad?...
ReplyDelete@ Anna ahahahahahaha
The difference in being with a guy who has a dick and being with a guy who IS a dick can be a shocking experience. Poor Katie. ;-)
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