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"I don't even know why I'm here (Coachella). There is no one here who can afford my rates and it is so f**king hot I don't even feel like drinking." An hour later I guess she (former B list mostly movie actress who is now a C lister who is clinging on to fame) decided drinking would be ok because she was already hammered and was doing lines of coke off an iPad.
Lohan
ReplyDeleteLindsey.
ReplyDelete@Eric Yep
ReplyDeleteMajor coke & booze bloat!
ReplyDeleteEither LiLo or Tara Reid.
ReplyDelete"There is no one here who can afford my rates"
ReplyDeleteDoes Lindsay see herself as a whore? I don't figure she thinks in terms of set prices. I figured this was Pam Anderson, who seems pretty upfront about her career path.
I call bullshit on whoever this is calling them "her rates"
ReplyDeleteDitto what dick and hopper said.
ReplyDeleteI don't consider Blohan B/C list, she's D list
ReplyDeleteProblem with Pam- not mostly movie.
ReplyDeleteBigger problem-not at Coachella. Going with Tara Reid, who was there and seems pretty straight-forward about her job.
ReplyDeleteIt's so hot I don't even feel like drinking? Never thought I'd hear that come out of Lohan's yap. Where's my ipad, I need another line. Good Lord, she's so dirty and messy now. I'd say poor girl, but, she's just adown and out hooker now. Still though, poor girl. even though she's done it to herself. I'm starting to feel pity for her. Anger yes, but pity too.
ReplyDeleteMischa Barton
ReplyDeleteTara Reid.
ReplyDeleteAnd, damn girl! Get yourself together!
I fail to believe we live in a world where people at coachella can't afford a $20 blowjob.
ReplyDeleteIf this is real it's Tara who also went shopping and was drunk and thrown out of the store because she didn't get a discount because of who she was. According to Page 6 anyway.
ReplyDeleteTara Reid: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/shopping_spree_cut_short_BeCDyYfBv2LIRTVHv1wvqJ
ReplyDelete@J Sara- damn right!!!
ReplyDeleteVanessa Hudgens is in the random photos. . .
ReplyDeleteHot new entrepreneurial opportunity: iPad coke shields! Protect your iPad while watching Netflix and snorting coke! iRazor™ included!
ReplyDeleteMischa.
ReplyDeleteRates???? At this point, Blohan's having to use a sliding scale.
ReplyDeleteIsn't there an app for fake coke snorting?
ReplyDeleteWhoever the hooker is, she needs a better pimp. You don't go to an event to shake down tricks. You have em lined up, ahead of time. Prolly 3 a day. One to cover room and travel, one to cover drugs and one to put some change in yer pocket.
Pimps are a necessary evil, cause if these whores had a brain in their heads, they wouldn't have to be whores.
Truer words were never spoken, Count...
ReplyDeletePictures showed it to be Mischa Barton. Sad.
ReplyDeleteisn't there a pic of that OC chick drinking again? I say her for a change of blohan pace.
ReplyDeletebut she is not mostly movie
ReplyDeleteMischa is not mostly movie. Tara Reid seems most likely.
ReplyDeleteChloë Sevigny
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