Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Blind Item #5 - Easy Easy

You know you have no money at all and are relying on your A list celebrity girlfriend when you can't even cough up the dough for McDonald's or Starbucks or even a magazine. The girlfriend finally felt so sorry for her boyfriend that she gave him a credit card in his name so he could feel like he is contributing. He literally has zero income since he lost his job in a very weird way.

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  1. Is the Casper the ghost and JLo?

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  2. I'm going with Brit Brit and Everyday Dave over J Lo. The blind says she feels sorry for him, and we all know that J Lo does not feel sorry for anyone, especially a boyfriend that looks for a gloryhole around every corner

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  3. Anonymous11:05 AM

    Lost his job in a very weird way? I got nothin. Lol-ing at the word gloryhole though VIP.

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  4. Britney and her new boyfriend.

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  5. Lost his job in a weird way does sound like Brit's guy, but I thought Papa Spears was paying him to keep our lady of Cheetos company. JLo's guy is still employed as her choreographer/head dancer bitch, yes? Maybe it is Jessica's baby daddy, but I know nothing about his job history.

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    1. LOL @ Jeneral. I will forever in my head think "Britney, Our Lady of Cheetos."

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    2. How is he her "bitch"? He is using her for her fame and money. Why else would a man his age sleep with a woman her age?

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    3. JLo is hot. I think most straight men of any age would sleep with her for free. I called him her bitch because he his paid to be at her beck and call.

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  6. Like the Britbrit guess although I wonder if she has that kind of control over her own finances to give someone a credit card.

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  7. Anonymous11:09 AM

    Still trying to find a guy who publicly lost his job. Not finding it so easy-easy.

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    1. Anonymous11:10 AM

      Also if Brit-Brit's BF is being paid then he has income.

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  8. I thought of Britney too

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  9. It does say Starbucks, that's Britney's second home.

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    1. Third home- gas station bathroom! Lol

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    2. @alicia, don't remind me...(shudder)lol

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  10. Not sure if someone posted this on another thread yet, but CNN is reporting they made an arrest in Boston.

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    1. Wow!!!!! An arrest!!!!!!!! Thanks for info!!

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  11. I don't know if Christina's man, Matthew Rutler has a job other than helping her wipe up after she goes pee pee while singing and her spray tan runs. That's all I got.

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  12. I think McDonakds and Starbucks are actually the clues here, which indicates Britney

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  13. Anonymous11:30 AM

    X-Tina came to my mind too, wasn't her guy in a band and until he ditched them to be her boytoy?

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  14. Brit doesn't have control of her finances though.

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  15. Right, Onyx -- I was just about to say ... how could Brit give him a credit card if she can't even spend her own money without other people's approval.... I don't think it's her.

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  16. @GossipMonster -- a quick Google search said X-Tina's man was a production assistant. Idk if he ever got fired. Maybe he went to work at the MAC counter and was fired for stealing too much product for his lady?

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  17. Is Heidi Klum's bf still working as her bodyguard?

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  18. Its not Britt for sure. Ill take Heidi Klum who would have to hire a new b/g after the reveal her b/f was hers.

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  19. I hear CNN on air saying there hasn't been an arrest; CNN on Twitter, though, says there has. I'll wait for the official po-po press conference.

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  20. @gossip monster Yes, britney's guy is getting paid, but she probably doesn't know that

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  21. Heidi Klum is actually a good guess, he lost his job by sleeping with the boss so that's a weird way.

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  22. I can't see JLo giving her man a credit card; a refillable Visa gift card? That I can see.

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  23. Anonymous6:26 PM

    My first thought was Eva Mendes because Ryan Gosling has a gambling problem. Allegedly, Ryan loses HUGE amounts of cash on cock-fights when he visits El Paso's Chinatown.

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  24. Our Ryan Gosling would never hurt an animal, even indirectly. He is kind, saves people from walking into traffic and is the best boyfriend ever.

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  25. Maybe Britt's dad stopped paying her BF when he found out dude was shtupping her?

    If I had a vasectomy, I'd be a paid whore for a Hollywood loony. I'd be afraid of having live bullets in my gun though. If I acquire another insane baby momma, I'm going to need the comfort of very high doses of substances. More than likely intravenous.

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  26. I read this as BAG and Megan Fox

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  27. Let's give credit where it's due: "Britney, Our Lady of Cheetos" was coined by Michael K. on DListed.com.

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