Friday, April 05, 2013
Blind Item #4
This almost A list mostly television actress has stayed pretty busy on television for the past two decades. I feel like she has been on television almost every night of those 20 years. She and her co-star boyfriend broke up recently. He confessed he had a thing for wearing women's clothes. She freaked out because her ex loved doing that too and she just wants someone who wants to wear men's clothes.
Courtney Cox
ReplyDeleteCourtney Cox
ReplyDeleteCourtney Cox?
ReplyDeleteCourtney cox
ReplyDeleteDamnit haha, I so thought I had this one!
ReplyDeleteJ Love?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Jennifer Love Hewitt
ReplyDeleteAnal bleaching freaks me out.
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Delete@Lotta - that's a long way to go to get your butt whitened.
Delete@meanie, I think she's talked about it in the past. She has talked about vajazzling so I assume ass bleaching is a thing for her too
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DeleteI was thinking Jennifer Love Hewitt
ReplyDelete@FSP so does vajazzling
ReplyDelete@Svetlana- its sparkly!!!
DeleteWouldn't it be itchy? I wonder what Kesha's looks like. Scratch that. I don't wonder. But I'm guessing sparkly.
Delete@Svetlana, i bet it isn't sparkly anymore! She grosses me out.
Delete@lotta, probably not but for some reason I equate Kesha with glitter/sparkly. Like stripper sparkly
DeleteKe$ha's probably looks like FSP's avi
DeleteCourtney
ReplyDelete@FSP-me too but huh?
Courtney Cox is the perfect guess. She was rebounding from her marriage. I've been there - rebounding, and then finding out you're dating someone with the same quirks as your ex. It sucks. Run away, Courtney!
ReplyDeleteCourtney Cox, yep!
ReplyDeletelmao How the hell did we get to anal bleaching?!
ReplyDeleteAnd what the hell is it, and why?
ReplyDelete@Robert. It's so that part of the nether region looks...nicer.
ReplyDeleteMeanie; Good question! I just woke up and now I'm wondering how my anus competes. *shakes head*
ReplyDeleteSo Courtney.
Seachica, interesting comment - gives me something to think about.
ReplyDeleteTotally Courteney Cox.
ReplyDeleteUgh. Meant COMPARES. Still asleep.
ReplyDelete@Sherry, I think I liked it the other way better lol
Delete@Reese, hahahahahaha
ReplyDeletelmao I'm dying here. Competes/compares. LOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteAlmost A list...Courtney is an A list TV actress. I'm thinking JLH...although she's an A list actress too. They both headline their own TV shows.
ReplyDeletePoor Courtney. Wonder what her father was like. It must look normal on the surface to her. What ever happened to men?
ReplyDeleteWTF? Anal bleaching? Fuck that. Ladies, if your man thinks you should do anything in your nether regions that you don't much care for (vajazzling, anal bleaching, hell, shaving for that matter) you just toss him a pair of his skid-marked tighty whiteys and the wash cloth from the shower that he leaves pubes all over (don't lik, men, you know we do - well, not me. I have a dedicated buff puff, but that's for another time) and tell him to go fuck himself.
ReplyDelete@lucas Hahahaha, I wax but only for my benefit, I do even when I'm single. Just more comfortable when you're wearing tight clothes haha. My legs are never shaved though
DeleteI like your style Lucas! : )
DeleteLucas I heart you!
DeleteAw, Lucas. Where do I find men like you?
Delete@shag - look for the chubby guy driving a reasonable car (I have a '95 Tercel and an '05 Forester) who isn't really fashionable but is wearing good quality shoes and has good personal hygiene. It tells you he isn't showy, makes responsible choices and values function over flash. And the chub makes him self-conscious and forgiving of others' imperfections. Not to say there aren't fat assholes, but you know what I mean. People aren't that different from animals and we all engage in some form of peacocking. That dude with the Burberry sunglasses and the BMW? He's saying "I'm rich and I know it and you knowing it is more important to me than me being it." Same goes with the dude in the big truck jacked up on custom wheels- he's trying to tell EVERYONE how manly he is, which is why he has those stupid naked girl stickers in the window. And not to say there aren't exceptions to those stereotypes. But we get stereotypes for a reason, whether we like it or not.
Delete@Shag - also, I have plenty of faults. Trust.
Delete@Lucas, your girl is one lucky lady
DeleteThanks for your insight, Lucas. I will definitely keep that in mind.
Delete@lucas, methinks you have yourself a fan club!
DeleteI <3 Lucas!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is why we <3 you Lucas!
ReplyDeleteIf your boyfriend thinks you need anal bleaching, and you're not a man, methinks you have bigger relationship problems!
ReplyDeleteVajazzing (judging by the net pictures) is just gluing some rhinestones onto your stomach. Anal bleaching, well I am not goggling this stuff up but something that involves a harsh chemical coming into contact with your ass. Just how sheltered a life must you all lead to equate one with the other?
ReplyDelete@tatyana - it is about being pressured to alter yourself to please someone else. Everyone should be loved and desired for who they are, naturally. I know lots of guys put pressure on their partners to shave their pubes/legs/arm pits along with a whole host of other bullshit. At the same time they are getting fat and drinking beer on the couch (I'm in that camp - sporting 100 extra punds and a sincere affection for malted grains). How the hell is that fair? Shit would come to an abrupt halt if one day all the ladies out there decided to tell their men that they needed to shave their legs, pits, and pubes and tweeze their eyebrows (all while wearing fuck-me pumps) or else. Oh, and fix some dinner when you're done.
DeleteIt's a stupid double-standard. If you want to fix yourself up for YOU, that's awesome. But nobody, NOBODY bleaches their anus without someone else telling them to or otherwise influencing them. Most of us probably have no idea what our anus looks like and honestly if we needed to know very badly we'd have been designed in a way that allowed us to see it for ourselves.
Exactly @lucas, also ass bleaching is pretty dangerous from what I understand.
Deletewhich of her costars was Cox dating?
ReplyDeleteAww that's cool Lucas. I can't handle even the idea of waxing down there, the leg was painful enough when I tried it. YOW!@! Courtney Cox sounds right. What's the big deal with cross dressing???? If a man wants to express his feminine side ( at home/in private) let him, we women get to express our manly side plenty. Making a living, taking care of ourselves, fixing a flat tire, lifting heavy stuff etc. dealing with modern day life. I am completely comfortable with both sides of myself, and if someone I care about wants to do something harmless that makes them happy, you go for it dahling!
ReplyDelete@Anna - that's awesome.
DeleteDon't know about anal bleaching but don't you ladies like your man to do some manscaping- esp if you're both into oral?
ReplyDelete@dale, a daily shower is good enough for me. Hell, a shower together is better
Delete@dale hale: to me manscaping tends to indicate a man who is very insecure/ way too concerned with himself. But that's just me.
Delete@Dale I'm the opposite of a lot of women. I love hair everywhere on a man EXCEPT in the "bikini area." That I need completely shaved, or at least very trimmed
Delete@Dale, I don't mind the hair as long as its clean
DeleteDale, yes, I think it's polite to keep your areas clean and tidy. Trimmed is fine. I tend to stay tidy as well. While single, dating, pregnant, married, whatever. I prefer it for myself.
DeleteWhaaaat? anal bleaching? vajazzling? Seriously? Shaking my head.....
ReplyDeleteIf this is Courtney Cox, I wonder how she felt when David Arquette's brother Robert transitioned from male to female (now Alexis Arquette). Did she fear that David would go the same route? There is a difference between transgendered and transvestites. I'm sure Courtney was schooled on the difference. I can see David doing it for fun and as a fetish.
ReplyDeleteHey guys, I don't post very often but I wanted to go OT (from anal bleaching and threesomes) and ask if anyone reads blindgossip.com and has been keeping up with that Joe Jonas mess?
ReplyDeleteThe reason is the last BI he/she posted about the sex tape basically said it was coming out the next day and everyone was guessing Joe Jonas but he or she was keeping all the comments in moderation and then when nothing happened the whole item got deleted.
That really pissed me off as last year when my mentioned a CDAN blind in the comments it got deleted and then when I posted (why did my comment get deleted?) it happened again and I got an email saying:
Mention that worthless fraud on this site agin and you will be BANNED for life!
- nothing else.
So it seems all this Jonas stuff is BS and Ace or whatever is a hypocrite and a comment nazi which I've never had problems with here.
@mrjack, not surprised at all, hate that site.
Delete@Mrjack- blindgossip is horrible. Glad you found your way onto CDAN comments. No one will kick you off here ;)
Delete@mrjack blind gossip didn't delete anything it's under their "solved" section.
Deletehalle barry just announced she's pregnant
ReplyDelete@mrjack, BI & Ace HATES CDaN with the power of a thousand suns. I mean HATES. There's a post somewhere on there where he links to that NYT article that called Enty a fraud. Also, Ace heavily moderates the comments, so anything he doesn't agree with (or mentions CDaN) is removed. Don't count on the true story coming out.
ReplyDeletespeaking of cougars
ReplyDelete@Izzie
ReplyDeleteIt just pisses me off when obviously he (is it a he?) probably got a bad tip and is back pedalling and then has the audacity to call Enty out as a fraud when we know lots of the blinds end up being true and at least they get revealed.
When did Ace last solve a blind that wasn't about the Kardashians?
Maybe there is a sex tape but how can it not come out after all this? And JJ looks so gay to me anyway I can't imagine him licking the (in Ace's words) "pussy juices off a dildo"
Not to mention sending that shitty email to a site visitor - I almost emailed back fuck off but I thought what's the point? And if this gets back to ace (same username) I probably will get banned - me? meh...
ReplyDelete@mrjack, the BI was ridiculously detailed, too. {eyeroll} I'd write him back and say you'd love the honor of being banned. :b
ReplyDeleteSo then back to anal bleaching. Sounds perfectly reasonable if you suffer from a lot of "difficult browns" and things have gotten dark and twisty - I'm looking at you Sinead :)
ReplyDeleteAce is a dick, his site is totally manufactured to be the ideal informative, refined gossip site he wants it to be versus the gossip site us gossip whores want it to be. I used to check up there every once in a while but the commenting format just didn't vibe with me.
ReplyDeleteAs for anal bleaching, isn't it extremely uncomfortable for all parties involved in the process? Who wakes up one day and thinks "I want to color people's buttholes for a living?"
@Cara Dee
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure it started in porn when the girls' anuses were on display all the time and dark ones weren't as appealing as light pink ones. One of the girls or the producer probably went to a dermotologist and said "can you do anything about that?" and he was like "sure". They also have they're anuses and vaginas tightened after all they get put through to make them seems fresher and not like the tired old bangers they've become.
<3 to @Lucas. Ridic topiary upkeep down there is ridic.
ReplyDeleteMan, if cross-dressing is the WORST thing this guy has done...
mrjack, anal bleaching is done by porn stars for the camera. Anal sex tends to break blood vessels which turn the skin brown. If anyone does it who is not a pro they are nuts.
ReplyDeleteHaha! I love getting up and seeing all these entertaining comments. Really gets the morning going. As for Kesha, I imagine her to be a full 70s bush with no decorations down there.
ReplyDeleteAnal bleaching sounds extremely painful and scary.
@mrjack - They tighten their anuses and vaginas?!
mrjack, do you work in porn? You seem to know a lot about it.
ReplyDelete@Flora - I've seen a few (guys and gals) in my time that weren't very pretty (and if I had that problem and were loaded and extremely vain) I'd get it done. If you're into rimming then I guess you want it to look nice while they're down there. And from what I understand there's no pain really (topical anasthetic) and it's done over a few sessions with relatively mild bleach.
ReplyDelete@mistang - Yes vaginoplasty and rectoplasty - reconstructive surgery that can be used for people with medical problems, to increase pleasure or just as a cosmetic procedure.
@Flora BWAHAHAHAHAH - no I don't :) I just read a lot about stuff like this when it comes up in conversation so I'm better informed for next time. I didn't know what a Cleveland Steamroller was until it was mentioned here one day.
ReplyDelete@mrjack- hahahaha that was me who mentioned it
DeletePS - DON'T google it if you don't know
ReplyDelete@Dale hale: There's a difference between preferring good grooming, and insisting that your partner look pre-pubescent. It's one thing to trim the lawn so as to keep things tidy, and quite another to insist on Agent Orange-level defoliation, and that goes for men and women. If you really enjoy being shaved or waxed down below, then go for it; I just don't like the idea that women in particular need to be as bald as a Barbie doll. (For starters, some people have very sensitive skin that reacts badly to shaving, waxing, depilatories, etc., and I for one tend to think that a modest amount of hair looks a hell of a lot better than rashes, ingrown hairs and razor bumps.)
ReplyDeleteI'm making the assumption here that the person in question is already clean, showers regularly, uses deodorant, keeps their nails trimmed and clean, brushes & flosses their teeth, etc. I don't care how cute, smart and funny you are; if you're dirty, there's no way I'm getting near you!
Anal bleaching and Cleveland steamrollers. I've lived a sheltered life.
ReplyDeleteIsn't the term "Cleveland Steamer"? (I hate that I know that, but after a Family Guy episode my hub asked me to look it up on Urban Dictionary and I was giggling so hard I couldn't even read it to him).
ReplyDeleteLucas - you just seem like such a cool person! :)
On board w/ CC on this.
LOL @/w Lucas...thanks for the laugh, I needed it!! :)
ReplyDelete@ Lucas - all the women are loving you even more today
ReplyDeleteI got banned from Celebitchy for saying Kaisers post was "snarky" as usual. (She really picks on young women.) No cussing, no name calling, just expressing an opinion.
ReplyDelete@mrjack I'm pretty pissed off with BG too! They won't let any comments through suggesting that a blind is stupid, for example. *L* I have also gotten nasty e-mails from them when they misunderstood something I wrote. I've stopped visiting; it's not worth it.
ReplyDeleteMrJack: Yuck! That sucks you had a bad time on another page.
ReplyDeleteVisiting gossip (or whatever) sites is a leisure activity. I'm not required to be here, I don't earn money from it -- so why should management get to treat me like crap? Threatening to ban people for stating an opinion, that's gross.
If I wanted to be yelled at or threatened, I'd go to work. Hell, I'd almost rather have an anal bleaching! (I don't want an anal bleaching.)
I don't get all the primping sometimes. Tidying, grooming, fine. Feeling confident- go for it. But whether you have a surgeon cut open your body to shove some plastic balloons or Clorox your ass, if the point is to get laid, for goodness sakes, walk into any bar with a tshirt that says easy or horny, and you'll save yourself a lot of $$ and pain. Guys will f*** anything (I'm looking at you, Blo-ho); you don't need to butcher and bleach for action. Men are pretty damn indiscriminate creatures. Turning them off thinking of only sex is a far bigger challenge and not one you'll ever win wi surgery and Bleach...
ReplyDeleteI remember reading an interview with a singer or rapper who said that when he starts dating a gal, he asks her to do the anal bleaching, and if she says "yes," he dumps her, because he doesn't want someone who would do something that stupid instead of having the balls to say "Um, no."
ReplyDeleteLOL this is quite the informative convo today.
ReplyDeleteAnal Bleaching when done to extremes is odd. You got this porn whore w/ the requisite odd tint of spray tan then her starfish is an inhuman shade of white. From what I've heard it is some kind of herbal combo that takes many applications to do anything.
ReplyDeletere Lady nether region grooming: it is a hair do, so change it up from time to time. Winter bush, landing strip, Dorito chip, hard wood floors, all have their benefits.
While I'm thinking of it, Guess Her Muff is a fun blog and self explanatory(Google it, I don't wanna get in trouble for NSFW links). They have a poll there and Bald is edging out Natural 33% to 28%.
bleach is for your toilet not your anus...
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