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For the past five days this former B list actress who divided her time between movies and television fairly equally has been stalking a Columbia University student. They hooked up last Thursday night and since he left her place she has followed him pretty much non-stop or camped out in front of his place. She freaked him out when she claimed they were soul mates after they had known each other for three hours which also included the time for sex in that three hours.
Bynes?
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DeleteYes! You are on fire, as usual.
DeleteIm sensing a bunny boiler!! " i wont be ignored" lol
ReplyDeleteAmanda Bynes was my thought to.
ReplyDeleteBynes was my first thought too.
ReplyDelete@Lotta, you got it, Miss Bynes for sure but the question is did he murder her vagina??
ReplyDeleteApparently so, she seems dickmatized.
Delete@All About Eve Luckily, Amanda Bynes' vagina is like a horror movie villain. No matter how many times you stab it, that thing just won't die!
DeleteLolol @ VIP! And then you have all the shitty sequels: Amanda's Vagina 6: Vag Goes to Hell, Amanda's Vagina 8: Vag in Space...
DeleteHahaha!! @VIP!
Deletespaz
ReplyDeleteI really preferred the superior FIRST sequel-- "Amanda's Vagina 2: Ravenous Bugaboo."
ReplyDeleteAmanda Bynes 4: Cumming in the back door
DeleteAnd the popular mash-up Vag vs. Ass: The Final Vagina
Delete@ethorne Which of course co-stars Lindsay Lohan, who always shows up for a good ass to ass scene!
Delete@VIP-I heard she was difficult on set & late every day.
Delete@ethorne True, but she brought her own props and delivered an Oscar-worthy performance! Or AVN-worthy, at least!
Delete@VIP-Even though she made a huge fuss about 2nd billing & pulled a Kanye at the Scream awards.
Delete@ethorne I heard they both left with Charlie Sheen
DeleteI like the one where she turns her life around and becomes a detective trying to find other murdered vaginas,
DeleteAmanda Bynes Redemption, Vag of Honor. That one's on Lifetime too.
@katydid I hope it's a buddy cop movie, and the buddy is a chimpanzee!
DeleteLOL @ VIP and Ethorne
ReplyDeleteAt the end of every sequel though, there has to be a dramatic scene like at the end of every Charlton Heston movie....'YOU BLEW IT UP!!!'
ReplyDeleteor: 'Amanda's vagina IS PEOPLE!!!!'
@libby Can a bunch of Oompa Loompas file out of her vag like a clown car at the end and sing a cautionary song? :)
Delete'I AM Amanda's Vag'
ReplyDelete'I'M Amanda's Vag.'
'I AM AMANDA'S VAG!'
J love hewett - she always goes head first with guys.... She's a nutter!
ReplyDeleteDon't they make romantic comedies with this same plot??
ReplyDeleteVIP---LOL
ReplyDelete'What do you court
When you type out
Skank tweets?
Negative attention,
Sized 'Kardashian-Seat'!'
@libby Extra points for squeezing in a Kardashian reference!!!!
DeleteSpoiler alert guys- her vagina has been dead the whole time!
ReplyDeleteNooooooooo, RCB!
Delete*snicker*
DeleteAnd the twist is that the Vagina didn't know it was dead either.
DeleteThe second twist is that the vagina is really a man!!!! (Yes, that's a Sleepaway Camp shout out)
DeleteVIP-I did not see that one coming
Delete@ethorne Pun intended??
DeleteSince it's a Columbia University student, this is in New York. I don't think JLove is anywhere near NY and she is too busy wrangling her girls for publicity to be stalkin' some university dude across the country.
ReplyDeleteGotta be Bynes.
Just wondering how the guy got past the tabloid nut queen persona, hat, glasses, straw hair wig, cheek piercings and nenu nenu sqwauking noises coming outa her mouth.
DAMN THAT GIRL GOT GAME!
Blake Lively take note!! She is better than YOU.
You guys are hilarious! HAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteAnd isn't it WEIRD that the celebrity is doing the stalking? Except for Blohan stalking that bald guy from The Wanted, what other celeb do we know of who DOES that??!! RIGHT?
ReplyDeleteConsidering what happened to Hugh Jackman,why don't folks take female stalkers seriously???
ReplyDeleteI am just cracking up in my office! Brilliant! Oh the Oompa Loompa song by Libby killed me!
ReplyDeleteJames Franco stalks college girls so theres another example.
ReplyDeleteThe guy from Home Alone stalked the ginger woman from Homicide: Life on the Streets.
ReplyDelete@I loved the fourth one, I think, where they exorcised the vag demon. Man, the stuff that thing spewed out was craaaazy!!!
ReplyDelete@itsjustu-I heard people were throwing up in the movie theaters it was so bad.
DeleteThis thread is hilarious lmao
ReplyDeleteI can see my services are not needed in this thread. You ladies are doing fine on your own. Great Job and Thanks for the Laughs!
ReplyDelete@Count We left room for you. Sequels 3, 5, and 7 still need names :)
DeleteOK
ReplyDeleteAmanda Bynes 3: The Vagina Takes Manhattan (currently being filmed)
AB5: The Vagina Strikes Back (the murderer gets warts would be the plot line)
AB7: The Good, the Bad and the Vagina
Don't forget the Lifetime movie 'What I Like About Vagina: The Amanda Bynes Story'
ReplyDelete@ethorne Where the part of Amanda Bynes is of course played by Tori Spelling. The vagina will be played by the giant gaping hole between Tori's boobs
DeleteJennie never forgave Tori for that one.
DeleteI can't leave you people alone for a minute, can I? I go check my e-mail, and come back to vaginas spewing all over the damn place--it's like an OB-GYN convention in hell!
ReplyDelete;-)
@Robin +1 I'm trying to hide my giggling from Mr. Bluezz right now. I'm supposed to be doing something else & I'm getting serious side-eye. Ha-ha! I better get back to work. :-)
Deleteyou guys ROCK! LMFAO! thanks for making my day. :-)
ReplyDeleteI am just so relieved that no one said Chloe Moretz.
ReplyDeleteBy the time i got through yesterday's BIs I actually knew how to spell her name.
Well Kelly, I guess you didn't see Amanda's Vagina 12: Daughter of Vag, starring Chloe Moretz.
Delete@ethorne Oh Shit! LMAO! Darn you, ethorne! I should've never scrolled down. I just LOL & totally got busted by Mr. Bluezz. HAHAHA!
DeleteI have to seriously leave & get back to work. You guys rock!
DAMMIT! I guess her name must be uttered at least once a day.
ReplyDeleteIf you say her name three times in a mirror she will appear to you.
DeleteIs Bynes really dividng her time equally between TV and movies? I guess I am, too. I equally do neither one.
ReplyDeleteOOOOOOH I know:
ReplyDeleteAB X: The Vagina Horror Picture Show. I'm always for Meatloaf getting work.
She had to take vocal lessons for that one.
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ReplyDeleteWhat? Nobody has seen AB XXX: What a vagina wants: A pounding? They had to make a new rating system for it it was so raunchy
ReplyDeleteThanks for this thread you awesome people you! I needed the laughs!
ReplyDeleteSaid in The Amanda Show voice "Vagina please!"
Vagina: The Revenge--"this time it's personal".
ReplyDeleteOh, and if we say Chloe's name 3 times, does that mean Sav shows up just like Beetlejuice?
@Robin, should we go for it? Lol
DeleteI really liked the spin-off critter one, where the crabs mutated and terrorised a farming town.
ReplyDeleteThanks guys---I am dying too! I just got back. hahhahaaha
ReplyDeleteI hear there's a new one coming out, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Vaginas starting Amanda, LILO, KK and Paris Hilton.
ReplyDeleteOmg Vag of Honor. Teehee
ReplyDeleteAnd the epilogue.....The Vagina Diaries.....
ReplyDeleteSofia Coppola directed The Vagina Suicides.
ReplyDelete@ethorne
DeleteVagina Suicide is Amanda's one woman show...
Just saw this thread, you guys are hilarious, My abs hurt from trying not to laugh so hard in my cube
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ReplyDeleteWalking Dead Vagina, or Getting Undead Head..the ultimate hoohah horror!
ReplyDeleteThis list has made my crappy week a little better, thanks everyone!
BEST POST EVER!!! Kudos to you all. Thanks for the laughs.
ReplyDeleteIsn't Bynes in LA? Columbia is in NYC. No way she's able to fly.
ReplyDeleteShe been livin in NYC for a while now. Got out of LA after all them car incidents.
ReplyDeleteWhat if the Colombia University student IS James Franco? Getting yet another degree? Puts a new spin on it. I'll guess Katy Holmes just because I think it would be hilarious if Katy turned out to have been the creeper in the Holmes/Cruise relationship.
ReplyDelete*Colombia*. I didn't mean to move the blind to an entirely different country.
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