Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Beyonce - The Photo That Deserves Its Own Post

The reason I have Random Photos is because people enjoy photos, but one photo is not usually enough to discuss, but when you put a collection of them together, then you have something. In this case though, one photo is enough. It is as the old saying goes, worth a thousand words. I could spend a thousand words and I still would not know exactly what Beyonce's thought process was behind this outfit she displayed on the first leg of her world tour. You know, what I really want? I want an outfit that makes it look like my breasts are showing and make sure the nipples are really big. I guess my question is whether this is actually Beyonce. Would you put it past her to not use her own body as a mold? You know she is a fan of prosthetics.

Posted by ent lawyer at 7:30 AM

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  1. SKOR7:33 AM

    "You know she is a fan of prosthetics.
    Details, please!

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    2. Xander Simon Dyle11:09 AM

      Get your prosthetics HERE

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    3. ecua4:38 PM

      As in, her fake baby belly.

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  2. Unknown7:34 AM

    Haha love the last sentence!

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  3. Ashlea7:34 AM

    As if I couldn't hate her any more...

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  4. LottaColada7:35 AM

    Now Beyonce has resorted to dressing up like she's naked to keep Jay's wandering eyes on her.

    I hope this doesn't start a trend.

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  5. Tyler7:35 AM

    lmao @ fan of prosthetics. If that isn't a reveal, nothing is.

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  6. Ashlea7:36 AM

    Oh you know it will Lotta!

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  7. Cindy7:39 AM

    I'm pretty sure the prosthetic comment was regarding her "pregnancy" pillow

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  8. Kelly7:39 AM

    I used to think there way no way she'd fake her pregnancy, but I totally believe it now, what with all the things that don't make sense. Carazy!

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  9. Meanie Rhysie7:40 AM

    Aw, Queen Bee...Madonna did this 20 years ago and you know what, QB? She did it bettah than you!! ;)

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  10. ablake7:43 AM

    That's what I think he meant as well, Cindy.
    Nothing about her is real.

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  11. OneGirlRevolution7:44 AM

    I know this isn't the reaction she wanted, but it comes from the bottom of my cold, dark heart...

    Yawn.

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  12. Cousin Eddy7:49 AM

    Must be latest designs from the "House of Deréon". Beyonce, Houston doesn't want you back. RiRi can also not bother re-booking last night's concert here that she canceled due to "illness." Eventually these overpriced lip-synchers will figure out that they are has beens when the public quits buying their music, attending their concerts, and funding their "cultural exchange" trips to Communist Cuba.

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    1. Brooke Wheeler7:53 AM

      Amen!

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    2. FlirtyChick745:07 PM

      @ Cousin Eddy: in 100% with you on almost everything but I have heard QB sing accapella without all the yodeling and she's amazingly great. Wish she would do that more often but she does what sells. Sigh...,

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  13. KLM7:50 AM

    LOL @Meanie

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  14. greenmountaingal7:51 AM

    @MeanieReese, so so true!

    I can't stand Beyonce.

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  15. Anonymous7:53 AM

    Ha! Lola!

    I just can't imagaine the "brainstorming" meeting behind this get up.

    Designer: It will be shimmery but almost like you're naked.
    Beyonce: But how will the people in the cheap seats be able to admire my goddess body?
    Designer: We'll enhance your features so everyone will see.
    Beyone: Wonderful the peasants will be in awe. Make sure the nipples are big, I want them to think I'm excited for them.

    Oh and by the way I saw the Shape cover at the grocery store the other day, what a phoney!

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  16. Unknown7:53 AM

    attention-seeking....... so over her.

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  17. The Dude7:54 AM

    Kind of looks like she is wearing her "Prosthetic" again, not a flattering picture.

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  18. Anonymous7:59 AM

    Well I for one dig the hell out of her chubby legs and fat ass: I think she's hotter'n hell...

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  19. Anonymous8:02 AM

    Wow! For a second there I thought to myself "what's Duchess Kate doing giving a concert?" Then I realized this classy, demure, epitome of feminine grace was, in fact, HRH Mrs. Carter. Well you can just imagine my embarrassment! Oh the egg on my face!

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    1. Kady Kat4:18 PM

      @empress thank you, I now need to clean tea off my desk from laughing so hard.

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  20. Anotheramy8:13 AM

    Someone needs to be fired for approving that costume.

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  21. Robert8:13 AM

    It just shows how utterly tasteless she is and always has been.

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  22. FrenchGirl8:17 AM

    the costume looks like a Jean Paul Gauthier dress from 9O's

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  24. Sarah8:19 AM

    BOOBYLICIOUS

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  25. Unknown8:31 AM

    FrenchGirl, I LOVED HIS DESIGNS that period. Le Sigh. I don't, however, love that costume. She's pathetic.

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  26. MISCH8:31 AM

    That chest is molded....
    and it's plain awful...

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  27. NomNom838:31 AM

    I'm not saying it's a good look but I wonder if the "inspiration" is the African American dancer from back in the day... with the bananas... she was big in Paris... JOSEPHINE BAKER! That's the one.

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  28. Unknown8:41 AM

    Sometimes-generally when she is thinner- beyonce looks hot. When she gains a few and still dresses risqué she ends up looking awful like in the picture here. When you make millions, based in large part on your looks, you should be disciplined enough to try to keep yourself in good shape.

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  29. Sherry8:41 AM

    I was about to say the same thing NomNom83. I'm gonna be the dissenting voice here and say that YES Gauiltier did the innerwear as outerwear, I think this is slightly different.

    Also I though the fringe/ruffles as the bottom were her hands so that's also very clever.

    Too bad the breasts look like pancakes with a cherry on top. Could have been fuller.

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  30. Sherry8:52 AM

    I was about to say the same thing NomNom83. I'm gonna be the dissenting voice here and say that YES Gauiltier did the innerwear as outerwear, I think this is slightly different.

    Also I though the fringe/ruffles as the bottom were her hands so that's also very clever.

    Too bad the breasts look like pancakes with a cherry on top. Could have been fuller.

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  31. Ms Cool9:00 AM

    Why doesn't she just sing naked?

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  32. MnGddess9:09 AM

    Now, now, people - this isn't a photo of Beyonce. It's her alter ego Sasha Fierce!!!! Beyonce is much too demure to wear this get up.

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  33. parissucksliterally9:25 AM

    She is a talented woman, I like a lot of her music- what the fuck IS this? WHY is she getting naked and doing all this tasteless shit AFTER she has become a parent? This is shit she should have done at age 22, if she was going to. I'd rather she didn't do it at all, but but better then, then now.

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  34. nightowl9:30 AM

    God awful ugly. Looks like pancake boobs with half dollar nipples. Screams look at me, I am edgy. I agree with someone who earlier said yawn.

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  35. ms snarky9:35 AM




    TrannyWear, coming soon to fine stores near you.

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  36. sylmarillion9:39 AM

    Christ, woman, just get nekkid on stage and get it over with. I'm so over the no pants look.

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  38. Jason Blue Eyes10:01 AM

    She looks like C-3PO with boobs.

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  39. crila1610:08 AM

    Those are without a doubt not her real boobs under there. It has to be a prosthetic...just as fake as she is.

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  40. Jessi10:13 AM

    Oh for fuck sake B!!! This is just ridiculous!

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  41. dishy10:24 AM

    Beyonce is an illiterate over indulged aerobic dancer and also a turn

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  42. figgy10:28 AM

    The Beyonce Faked Pregnancy has to be my favorite celebrity story of the past few years.

    And the BEST part of the story was all the follow-up about how she got her body back after the pregnancy... I was LOLing right there in the grocery store looking at the mag covers, EVERY time.

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  43. Hazeldazel10:33 AM

    ohmygawd, she looks like such shit in that photo! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Like fat, sweaty, thick shit! HAHAHAHAHA! She should make a copy for Kim Kardashian and they could do a duet! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! Oh gawd, I can't breathe, I'm laughing so hard! HAHAHAHA!!!

    Seriously though, that girl needs to get over herself. She's not 19 and skinny anymore.

    Oh and I just LOVE that Pepsi commercial of hers! It came on right after some clothes thing commercial with super skinny fashion models on it, and for the first couple seconds I was like, who's the fat chick? Weird they're actually using someone thick in a commercial... Ohhhhh it's Beyonce.

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  44. Sherry10:36 AM

    I know right, Figgy? How can you get back your body when you never lost it in the first place.

    The sad part is people who bought it. Wow, "you can fool some of the people all the time....."

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  45. JoElla11:06 AM

    aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnd no one is commenting about her serious case of MANFACE here..

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  46. ForSure11:36 AM

    So underneath all the success, the money, the fame, the headlines, and so on and so on and so on, she is just an insecure little girl screaming 'look at me, I want attention.'

    That costume is terrible, just plain terrible. The worst thing about it is that there is just no reason for it. It is the epitome of desperation. And weakness.

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  47. catlady123411:48 AM

    What gets me is how OLD she looks in this photo... at least 40. (not that 40 is old..just in regards to her considering she is what, late 20's, early 30's?)

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  49. car5412:42 PM

    I like those random pictures to compare to the ones she "approves" in magazines--she always looks a lot rougher in them for sure.

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  50. Aoife12:56 PM

    I'm with @Lola

    YAWN

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  51. nettalovesrobin1:10 PM

    Seriously in what universe is she fat????

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  52. feraltart2:17 PM

    @nettalovesrobin, thank you for pointing that out. And why should she have to look a certain way? Fat people (not that she is) have the same right to be happy and successful.

    Having written all that. This outfit is beyond unflattering. Also, her breasts are fake. Google her bikini photos, or watch that video where she dances in the tux - bolt ons!

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  53. Jenn4:03 PM

    When it starts to sag, slap a lil glitter on it, nobody'll notice. You can take the gal outta Texas...

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  54. FlirtyChick745:02 PM

    LOL @ her misshapen breasts and ridiculously large nipples. It looks like some abstract museum piece. Hahahaha.

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  55. Popnursing5:22 PM

    Bey- Batman called. He wants his nipples back.

    I'm also loving the black sequins placed to look like 6-pack abs.

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  56. Elissa5:36 PM

    Am I the only one that suspects that Beyonce was born male??? Breast implants, fake pregnancy, a very masculine face in her non-photoshopped pics, her very tranny sense of fashion...just makes me wonder if she's not "all woman".

    (No, I'm not implying that there's anything wrong with that, I get that sometimes we're not born into the right body. Just saying that that may be the case here.)

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  57. CityGirl6:50 PM

    When will this chick be over?? Go be a wife and mother; travel, shop, eat, drink be merry and go away.....

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  58. Dee8:45 PM

    I cant stand all the Beyonce hate. Its great to see a black woman on top!

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  59. HD YEAHH12:10 PM

    She SAYS she's 31. Same as Brit, Justin, Xtina...

    She says...

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