Life & Style wants to make sure you know that when Angelina Jolie goes over to Billy Bob Thornton;s house all the time that the couple are just meeting up and just talk for hours. As far as they know. Hmm, you go over to your ex's house for hours each time you are in town without your husband knowing where you are or what you are doing and you are just talking? Hmmm. Yeah, I don't think so either and the only time you ever get good Angelina Jolie gossip is when she does hang out with Billy Bob because that side of the equation does not know how to be quiet. Anyone who ever says they have a source close to Angelina is full of crap. Her employees are so locked down by agreements that it would make your head spin. You have to get your information from the people she comes into contact with or wait until Brad smokes a Snoop Dogg amount of pot.
Reveal?
ReplyDeleteAngelina isn't really the type to have girl friends either. Girlfriends, yes. Sort of a guy's girl.
ReplyDeleteFSP---Even Enty is saying that Life & Style is a joke.
ReplyDeleteI'll re-read it though. But L&S is a total joke. Almost a Weekly World News of gossip.
ITA @libby
DeleteLib, besides ex lovers, i dont think she has male friends either. Its weird.
DeleteYay they suited much better!!
ReplyDeleteI bet it's totally innocent. She probably just goes there to spend time with the Velcro wall (and no, that's not a euphemism for Billy Bob)
ReplyDeleteSo many reveals!
ReplyDeleteShocker! Jk
ReplyDeleteI like how Angie has made some people forget her wild and crazy ways. I think she was much better with Billy Bob. I think she and Brad are a mismatch and I'm surprised they've lasted this long. Bring crazy Angie back!
Well she and Brad are not actually together at this point it's just for show...
ReplyDeleteAnd since they both cheat...it's just a matter of who gets careless first...Brad has already been spotted with his new piece (a young blond)....
Do the kids call him Uncle Billy Bob?
ReplyDeleteP.S look at that photo...have much work done Angie ?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the same thing. Wow!
DeleteMe three. The makeover into the glamorous and classy movie star. Steal America's Sweetheart's hubby. Liz and Debbie did it better.
DeleteWhile L&S IS a joke, this was a blind item not too long ago and these two were the popular guesses.
ReplyDeleteI miss these two together, they were tabloid gold. Remember Angelina before she turned into a PR genius and spun herself into Mother Angelina?
ReplyDeleteVelcro walls, sex in limos before the red carpet, vials of blood? Jonny Lee Miller. I want old Angie back!
Billy Bob was Maddox's original father. I think Pitt took Maddox over, but Billy Bob was married to Angie Jo when she was adopting Maddox.
ReplyDeleteIf I remember correctly, his name was not on the adoption papers. She adopted him alone.
DeleteI thought BB didn't want to adopt Maddox.
DeleteI would much rather her spend hours with Johnny Lee Miller. Hackers reunited!
ReplyDeleteI always understood that BBT didn't want a kid, and Angie did. They broke up right when she adopted.
ReplyDeletePlus, BBT puts his dick everywhere. Even in an 'open' relationship, it's gotta get so gross after a while.
BBT didn't want ANOTHER kid right then, I should say. He had some before Ang.
ReplyDeleteRight - she adopted Maddox right when she and BBT split.
ReplyDeleteI thought this was revealed last July 4th blind reveal day that while with Brad, Angie continued to sleep with BB. I can't find the link and make clicky on my phone.
ReplyDeleteThis just means it never stopped.
Have you seen BB lately? He either does the same drugs as Angie or is an Anorexic, he looks terrible!
Angelina Jolie looks like a completely different person in that picture. It's amazing what a little eyes/brow/cheeks/nose work will do.
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ReplyDeletekatydid---BBT is chock-full of mental illnesses and tics. IF he's not also on hard drugs, he's skinny because of his odd eating rituals. Not that I know for sure, but I would bet anyone.
ReplyDeleteHe's said publicly he won't eat anything orange. And he's OCD w/ odd phobias too. He's said some things about food that I relate to, in an MI sort of way.
@libby, I think I remember him saying something about eating tuna fish and twizzlers only for days.
Delete@Libby I thought it was the other way round and he would ONLY eat orange food and that's why he looked jaundiced for a while.
DeleteI could be wrong about that though.
U KNO ANGE LIZKES DAT ~*~NAZTEE~*~ LUV.
ReplyDelete@Libby I remember his fear of Antiques too! He has some real issues. I'll bet the conversations he and Angie had would sound like something from American Horror Story.
ReplyDeleteI barely recognize Angelina there. She used to look so much healthier.
ReplyDeleteI don't get the BBT appeal. Even as a "dirty sexy" type, he brings the dirty but not the sexy. You just know his penis is pock marked.
I have a feeling he's her "one that got away," and she called his "no more kids" bluff by adopting. He left, and the rest is history.
BBT is fascinating, smart, and weird. You know he's down with the freaky freak. No matter how St.AngeCrow tries to position herself as the new Mother Theresa/Hilary Clinton/Mia Farrow, she's a wild and kinky girl, down deep. Pitt is a boring pot head. I get it.
Delete@di, tell us more about BBT! I don't find him attractive but I do find him interesting.
DeleteA friend worked with him, during a time I also did some low level crap w some celebs. He was just starting to get hot in the business, past his "Hearts Afire" days with Markie Post and John Ritter. I got to tag along to an event, and also hear him give a reading to a small group. Super gracious, quick witted, interesting as hell, and weird. I would love to sit and chat with the him, he's very charismatic. I thought they made a great pair, and IMO, she's the fakey one, he seems exactly the same. Just my impressions, you know?
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ReplyDeleteNope, Maddox was one of the reasons for the divorce from BBT. BBT didn't want to "share her" with a kid. BBT talked about it in some interview.
She looks so so much healthier there. And she looks a lot like Mila Kunis.
ReplyDeleteFunny you say that because Mila played a young Gia to Angie's grown Gia in the movie about the model's life. Which was a joke because Gia was much more interesting and beautiful than Angie's tacky depiction of her.
DeleteKimberly, Milla played the young Gia in the HBO movie Gia that Ang stared in. Great movie IMO
DeleteTotal Reveal. They're soul mates. They're both messed up and belong together.
ReplyDeleteI think Brad likes his women anorexic and bone bone thin. Think about it...Gwen, Jennifer Anaston, &Julilet Lewis all lost weight and got super super thin dating him. Jennifer and Juilette gained some back and are still thin but not as thin....
ReplyDeleteEh,i dont believe this one . BBT has not look good in years.
ReplyDeleteShe looks healthier here.
ReplyDeleteThat pic smells like straight up sex. I Qing even mad if it's true. Brad looks like he boring In bed. Angie wants to get smack around. Get that D gurl.
ReplyDeleteawesome reveal Enty! you've been telling us this for a while. But doesn't he have a young Angie lookalike with a kid somewhere in town? or was that Ben? or Damon? This shows why they went the whole "we'll wait till everyone can marry route", he or she just doesn't want to be faithful. I always thought they're breakup was strange. her and billy bob, kind of quick and over nothing?
ReplyDeleteshe does look so much healthier, sorry to say it but she looks incredibly ill and malnourished now, in this pic she is still teeny, but looks like she's at least eating.
ReplyDeleteI like Angie. I have never understood what drew her (or any woman) to Billy Bob Thornton. Smart is sexy and all that, but just ew. He's horrifying to look at and too bizarre to take seriously.
ReplyDeleteAww, memories. How is it that AJ cannot look back and see how much better and youthful she'd look with a bit of extra weight?
ReplyDeleteBrad likes em anorexic
DeleteWasn't there supposed to be some big reveal in the Wednesday tabs involving a RH cast?
ReplyDeleteBBT looks gross, but he looked gross then, too. I don't think his looks have anything to do with his appeal to her. She's a dark, strange girl inside with big daddy issues, and he was the guy who was just as weird and old enough to fill the daddy void too
ReplyDeleteShe looks good here, albeit dirty.
ReplyDeleteAgree with everybody who says how much healthier Angie looks here. She looks frightening to me now and I miss BBT Angie. I know we will never get her back, but she and Brad need to move on with their lives. They try to force themselves together too much and they just aren't right for each other. I think that they have made each other the worst version of themselves because they have both became so much more fake than they have ever been before.
ReplyDeleteThey have both lost so much touch with reality that they are doing so many things that become really embarrassing (Brad Pitt Chanel commercial anyone?) And giving out TMI in interviews about their sex life that seems oh so forced and not genuine.
Having said all that, whether their charity stuff is for publicity or if it is real, it is incredibly admirable and I applaud them for that. But they would both be so much happier if they co parented those beautiful children living their separate lives with more suitable partners and quit trying to pretend to be together for the public. It isn't a good look for either of them.
I've always heard that she and BP are in an open relationship - their version of 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell'...she has her girls and skanky BBT, and he does whatever a major stoner is capable of doing - and yes, she likes it rough.
ReplyDeleteshe looks so much better with some weight
ReplyDeleteI apologize, but I think BBT was sexy in Bad Santa.
ReplyDelete"I can't find the link and make clicky on my phone." buahahaha omg this cracked me up!!! thanks katydid.
ReplyDeleteHow does a woman with six kids find time for that? I don't care how many nannies you have!
ReplyDelete@renoblondee...I do too...
ReplyDeleteI agree her and BBT make more sense together. however, her and brad did make beautiful babies.
Green, i didnt forget but people grow and change.
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ReplyDeleteJust to clarify, I wasn't saying that BBT was fake, not at all. I still like him, though his eating habits scare me. I was saying that Angie and Brad were the ones who are fake. Just in case your comment about her being the fakey one was in reaction to my comment. If not, carry one my wayward son.
I recall somewhat recently I saw an article that listed her age, I was SHOCKED at how young she is. To me she looks like someone desperately fighting the late 40's with how skinny/plastic/try-too-hard her look is. Again, famous people, plastic surgery doesn't make you look young, it just makes you "old of an indeterminate age"
ReplyDeleteI think they're incredibly sexy together and can only imagine the sort of nasty, explosive, awesome sex they must have.
ReplyDeleteShe stalked Mick Jagger. She would show up before show's and wait all day (uninvited) in hotel rooms before show's. He was baffled but loved it..... for a brief stint. Great sex. She wouldn't go away. Not sure how he finally got rid of her. This was way before Brad.
ReplyDeleteI think this Blind Vice is the exes that hook up from a coupla weeks ago. Bob and Angelina is what immediately came to mind when I read it back then.
They're just refreshing their vials of blood.
ReplyDeleteI'm almost as sick of angelina as I am of lindsay.
ReplyDeleteThe only think I like about BBT is that he's a huge Cards fan. Narrated one of our post-season DVDs, I believe. And he WAS deliciously obnoxious and smarmy in LOVE ACTUALLY. I've heard he's pretty smart, too.
ReplyDeleteOkay, so maybe I DO like him a bit. But he still looks like he needs a shower, ALL the time.
And yeah, I believe this story. I can't believe that she and Brad are still together, either. crila16 is right, I think: THESE two are the soulmates. I don't think he wants all those kids, though. Pretty sad, no?
Brad doesn't look like he showers either and has bad skin. What's the problem?
DeleteI think I am one of the few ppl who loved Angie and BBT together. They were like filthy animalistic sex on a stick together. Now she is so skinny and permanently miserable looking. Back then she was oozing sex and actually looked happy. I haven't seen one pic of her and Brad in which she looked REALLY happy. Only fake smiles and bitch side eyes. And no chemistry at all. BBT and Angie is like watching a porno without the sex.
ReplyDelete@di butler: you understand exactly what I mean!
ReplyDelete@SYCB "BBT and Angie is like watching a porno without the sex." Well said. Exactly what I think. Sexual attraction will always be unexplainable. It is something that goes beyond the norms we as a culture have established as to why two people should be attracted to one another. Why else would you prefer BBT to BP? These two are soul mates and they know it. I liked them as a couple.
ReplyDeleteI read somewhere that BBT does not use email. He's certainly quirky but a very talented writer and actor.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone have a link for Angie's jewelry line? I'd love to see it. Is it all skulls and vials for holding blood?
Wild and crazy links with the state of your pelvic floors after lots of kids...I WOULD IMAGINE..
ReplyDeleteI find BBT ugly hot. I'd rather do him than Russell Brand. And Angie looks so good here.
ReplyDeleteBBT is very real. He's the opposite of fake Angie Jo. He has no problem telling people he is a dick.
ReplyDeleteShe's only given birth twice, and I read the twins were via cesarean, so I'm sure her pelvic floor muscles are fine.
ReplyDeleteAs for the "rough stuff," I'd bet money she's the top, and really, really good at it.
I wish she'd gain weight, too. She always looks so ill these days.
BBT had are really backwoods upbringing. I think that accounts for some of his weirdness and bathing habits (or lack thereof).
ReplyDeleteI kinda hope this is true.
^BBT had A really backwoods....
ReplyDeleteKellemuse - That's odd, that big Mick Jagger tell-all thing from last year had it the opposite way, that Mick was after Angelina and she had no interest.
ReplyDeleteI'm not arguing with you, it doesn't matter to me either way. It's just neat that there's opposite tales out there.
You know how your relative always has that formal living room with white carpet and upholstery, expensive vases, is "perfect" and doesn't match the rest of the house, and is sometimes covered in dust?
ReplyDeleteThat's Brad and Angelina as a couple. Overly pretty, admired... but you really don't wanna be in there, you'd rather go to the beat-up comfy couch and laugh at Springer.
Zeeky.. that's funny. I did not read it. My friend works with mj and was marveling about how nuts he thought she was. I'd go into more but I don't want it to get traced back to me :-) I wonder if they agreed to let her save face. It certainly wasn't a secret at the time
ReplyDeleteOr there were so many loony broads chasing a world famous rock star like him that it was just one of hundreds of stories he could tell?
DeleteWasn't there a rumor that Angie Jo had a kid by Mick Jagger? The kid was being raised by Jerry Hall? It was such a weird rumor, but Angie Jo supposedly had an affair with Jagger.
ReplyDeleteIt's so cute to hear about old people having sex.
ReplyDelete@TotallyDistracted: Exactly! The chemistry between them was off the charts, and with BP... Nothing.
ReplyDeleteTbh, when I heard she was with Pitt I was disappointed. He does nothing for me in the sexy department, he is/was just too clean/boring/pretty looking. He is like a Ken-doll imo.
Especially when with J.Aniston he looked like that. He tries to look rough and unwashed lately, but it doesn't work, sorry :p
I don't find BBT that attractive either, but at least he has something going on. Something I can't explain. It's kinda filthy, Russell Brand has it too. RDJ has some of it too. Johnny Depp used to have it. Angie has it. Some kind of naughty kink side. The X factor (or triple X factor haha).
I would love to see Angie and BB together again. Just not sure how it would work out for her and the kids though, think they would be more focused on each other.
I think Angie had dreams about family life, and that's why she got with Pitt. The idea was to settle down, but think she regrets it/picked the wrong guy/is very bored right now. At heart she is just wild. Her Saint Angie image bothers me, because when she just started out I followed her career and she was 100% different than the person she is portraying now. Of course people grow up, but going from wild crazy sex kitten with nervous break downs to Saint Angie.. Not buying it, and I think she is terribly unhappy atm.
I liked old crazy angie too.
ReplyDeleteergh keep it in your pants Angie!
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