Monday, April 15, 2013

Amanda Bynes Wants Drake Again

This time when Amanda Bynes took to Twitter to talk about her love for Drake, she kept it much more family friendly. There was no talk about murdering her body parts and, instead chose to focus on his eyes which she says go on for days and that she wants to twerk him. Twerking is a fun way of saying she wanted to grind on him until he wanted to murder her body parts. That said, it can also mean causing someone to laugh by doing the same thing. Probably would be the result if Verne Troyer was doing the twerking.

Posted by ent lawyer at 7:30 AM

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16 comments:

  1. Unknown7:33 AM

    she's morphing into Snooki

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  2. Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas7:40 AM

    That photo is amazing.

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  3. Mala Propism7:42 AM

    Seriously... Remember when she was sweet and talented, not just bizarre and imploding on Twitter?

    Vera's right, she's looking very Snooki. Maybe the love-child of Snooki & Britney.

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  4. AndyCane7:56 AM

    Good lord, chile, help, get it

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  5. Cathy7:56 AM

    When I looked at that picture, I realized that if she stretched out her cheek piercings, she could take three guys at once; maybe that's her goal?

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  6. Amber7:58 AM

    LOL @ Cathy. Really, she'd be able to take 5...

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  7. Tyler8:00 AM

    This is your brain strung out on drugs.. cut to shot of an egg frying.

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  8. Cathy8:16 AM

    Haha, Amber - you're right! I just meant in her mouth. I'm sure she's thinking about having Drake, Chris Brown and another guy to be named later in there.

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  9. Anonymous8:23 AM

    Why can't she take out those stupid looking cheek piercings? At least she wasn't talking about having him murder her lady parts. At least she's talking about his eyes. He does seem to be a bit more sensitive than the usual rapper type. I think its funny that he's from an upper middle class suburban back ground in Canada, wow Drake, you're soo hood! Eh?

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  10. Unknown10:28 AM

    Twerking? More like tweaking!

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  11. ethorne10:30 AM

    If she really wants to get his attention, I heard throwing a pube covered razor is a good way.

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  12. Sherry11:12 AM

    She needs so much mental help. Thank goodness it wasn't a rant but she's falling apart and it's truly heartbreaking.

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  13. The Real Dragon11:30 AM

    oH just sleep with her already.

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  14. Xander Simon Dyle12:21 PM

    Oh Amanda...
    Wheelchair Jimmy and Fist Brown are such posers.
    Aren't their any other light-brites you can choose to get your swirl on instead?
    Shemar Moore? Michael Ealy? Boris Kodje?
    Anyone? Please?

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  15. Ramone Love8:22 PM

    I want Amanda, the crazy little bitch.

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