This #1 rated plastic surgeon in his state is actually hitting the booze before he leaves the office, he sleeps very little, and when he has the occasional day off he starts drinking as soon as he wakes up.
His office staff has tried to intervene, AA has sent people to his office to intervene, and he refuses to see them.
His wife has OD-ed twice and instead of taking her to the hospital he sits up and watches her all night because an automatic stay in the psych ward would be bad for the reputation of both.
BTW, they are going through an ugly high asset divorce, and the police are often called to the house when the wife gets drunks and her reality shows are interupted and starts beating her soon to be ex with beer bottles and wine bottle.
She thinks she is so smart and "an adult" yet she constants gets involved with druggie losers. Her children have witnesses several fights between her and her paramours but never thinks there might be residual effects. She doesnt drink or do drugs. She's naturally crazy. Guys think she is so beautiful but if they only knew the truth.
In a family of abusers, stereotypical lawyers (and yeah, I mean that in the worst way, no reflection on Enty), drug addicts, misogynists, a closeted uncle with a long time "friend", (and believe me this list is severely abbreviated) this person is considered the black sheep simply because he's openly gay and a Witch. Oh, should I have said "Easy easy" at the top of the post?
This woman is suicidal... or at least that's what she wants you to believe. Any time she does or says something horrible and any of her family members call her one it, the "goodbye cruel world" phone calls start. Everyone knows her game, but one of them always ends up calling an ambulance. Except last time she did it. It was fairly late at night and all many relatives she called were already sleeping. She had to suffer the humiliation of calling her own ambulance. A person might think she was just doing this for attention.
The American contingent of a largely Canadian family all wonder about a certain nun and her female podiatrist "friend" who is always traveling with her.
That turd on the floor during christmas dinner wasn't the family pet! It was a family member that couldn't make it to the toilet!
You didn't forget to buy onion crunchies for the green bean casserole. I ate them all and was ashamed to fess up. Same with the Nilla wafers for that pie.
So everyone in this family thinks this 2x DUI recipient is fully rehabilitated. What they don't know is that he's been spotted at bars when he is supposedly at his 2nd job. Numerous times. His wife (and young kids) believe every word he says and shun those who say otherwise. I'm sure the wife would be thrilled to know those certain infections she catches are the result of her "sober" husband sleeping with a woman who has children with various men. It's only a matter of time before he becomes baby daddy #4. The wife won't believe a word of any this though because she believes it is all hearsay being spread by people who "can't forgive her husbands mistakes."
This evil mother-in-law completely destroyed her son's marriage. Why? Because she always wanted a daughter and this way she could raise her granddaughters without interference from their mother.
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What did family members find in this man's bedroom after his death? The divorce papers that his ex-wife never signed from FORTY-FIVE years before that he had kept hidden.
Tricky Dicky and Savannah Sleeps-Moore have been married for a long time. Forever in Lala land. However TD is always insulting and belittling SSM about her weight and appearance, therefore SSM no longer does the nasty with TD. So TD is getting a little action on the side with Harriet Horse and the new additions of Gertie Golddigger, Sally Sexenitup, and Lola Lolita whom he met at an adult extablishment and likes to get pleasured by after the use of Coco Puffs at their apartment. TD is enjoying being serviced by GG/SS and the very young LL and watching them enjoying themselves together he is paying their rent and also for all the CP and HH use. He keeps telling GG/SS and LL he is leaving his wife SSM but I think they will tell her first. So what is going on in this blind and what will happen..LOL
She is rich.She is smart. She is gorgeous. She looks ten years younger than she is. Most of all, however she is a kind, generous woman -- almost above reproach. I say almost because she has been having an affair, with not one, but three men behind her hubby's back for the past two years.. And to make matters worse, one the men just turned 18.
@MISCH, I don't know if that was directed at me, but mine definitely happened. My great-grandmother was a really horrible person, it turns out. I could write MANY blind items based on just stuff from my mom's family over the last 80 years.
@April Walsh - OT, but your comment reminded me of my dad! he had health issues for years and every trip to the hospital or doctor for any minor to major injury/surgery, he would say "goodbye cruel world." it was his way of making a joke. he had a lot of sayings, so I can't remember them all on a daily basis - but that one brought back some happy memories from my father's warped and sometimes sick sense of humor!
PS sorry you have a drama queen for a relative! hope she doesn't cry wolf one too many times!
@KPeony - I did the same thing once with the onion crunchies.
What D list older relative refuses to speak to certain family members but constantly has these same family members doing favors for her but has her offspring ask for the favors? She's going to be really surprised when the next "favor" is refused this week unless she makes the request herself, politely.
This A+ list leading figure in the extended family secretly swiped and ate a whole jar of homemade jelly prepared by a B-list in-law meant for another B-lister.
This is completely unrelated to the other post I wrote and is from my husbands side of the family: What this grandmother doesn't know is that her daughter (and mother of 3 children with 3 different men) got knocked up AGAIN because her boyfriend (father of baby #3) wanted to have a son he could call his own. He left her last week because it turns out she's having another babygirl. He emptied out their account and took the car. Grandma is going to end up supporting everyone in this never-ending cycle.
I'm with PuggleWug. These are fun to read, but I'm too worn out from living the RHONJ Teresa/Joe/Melissa story in my own backyard to write any. And for the record, I'm not going to the wedding.
Timmy was pretty upset that his girlfriend, Sally, wasn't invited to Timmy's, best friend, Tommy's wedding. Sally slept with Tommy a few years prior and it only made them closer.
Sally didn't seem to mind though. She decided to go on vacation with girlfriends to Cancun that weekend instead. (She really went and fucked her internet boyfriend in California instead.)
This military husband is in for an unpleasant surprise. When he returns home from a 6-month deployment next week, he'll be greeted with divorce papers. Turns out his wife has gotten back together with her ex, but is waiting till her husband is back on U.S. soil before breaking the bad news.
He's the baby of the family but this baby-faced butterball can't keep it in his pants. Mrs. Babyface is so overwhelmed with their 4 kids (with #5 on the way) they moved a troubled underage female cousin in "to help her straighten out her life" and help Mrs. Babyface tame the zoo that is their brood. Uh-huh. Babyface only moved her in hoping she'd put out, and the Mrs. knows. But as long as she doesn't have to clean anything and gets to spend all those welfare and SSI checks at Wal-Mart she'll put up with it.
The oldest sister in this very large family is finally getting married! Always one for tradition, she was sure to order some male strippers to perform at her bachlorette party. Imagine her surprise when one of the strippers pulled of his mask mid grind and stopped the party cold. He was the bride's uncle!
Never heard of it. The culprit family member dropped a meatball on the floor this past Christmas and I almost choked from laughter. I'm the only one that knows of their prior offense.
So our blind item is sick of her family. So much so that she has her husband searching for a job halfway across the country. Yes, the couple and their children are secretly planning a move that will have them living thousands of miles away from all the family that is driving them nuts. Our blind item has two brothers who are supposed to be GROWN ASS MEN! Instead they are sorry pieces of shit who do nothing but drugs and mooch off their 65 year old mother who is on social security. The 65 year old mother does nothing but make excuses for the sorry pieces of shit and continues to enable the 2 "boys" in every way possible. Meanwhile, the piece of shit brothers also show up daily at our blind items home every single day wanting to "borrow" money with the promise to pay it back tomorrow. Our blind item wised up years ago and hasn't given a dime an nearly a decade. This doesn't stop the brothers from showing up though.
Our blind item and her husband have finally taken all they can take. The couple and their children will be gone as soon as the husband finds a job. The family will not be told until after everything has been finalized and is it a done deal...
@ethorne - nope. Babyface doesn't have all boys. And I already live halfway across the country from them, which is so I don't lose my shit every day when they do something even more stupid than the day before.
Momto4boys - Wow! I hope they escape and save themselves - and their children. I wouldn't tell anyone. And I would get an unlisted phone number. Maybe call them from a pay phone once I hit the state line! Good luck to them!! And look for the "boys" to follow when the money runs out.
@Honeykatt, I heard something similar once: a college girl was working as an exotic dancer and went to work at a frat party--turned out it was her older brother's best friend's frat. Her secret job was no longer secret.
So this young in love couple been dating quitely for a few months. One day he goes over his girlfriends house when her mom is at work. They were having sex in her room when they hear the front door, her mom just came home early. She jumps up throws on some clothes and comes out of her room and runs into her mom. She tells her mom she was just taking a nap, but her mom pushes past her and goes into her room. Girl is thinking she is dead but her mom just looked at the answering machine and walked back out. So the girl checks on her boyfriend to find him wadded butt naked in a ball in her closet. Apparently he was in the middle of climbing in when her mom came in the room. He was 2 feet from her, but she never looked his way. Mom then took a nap awhile before leaving for a meeting. So boyfriend stayed in that closet with his leggs asleep for 2 1/2 hours. Why didnt he just get up and let mom see he was there? Well the girl was underage and he was 29 and didnt want to go to prison.
Thank you Karen, we, I mean they, need all the luck they can get. The husband has a really good job so it will take a little while for him to find a job that is at least comparable to the one he has now. As soon as he does though, he will be gone and the wife will pack up their belongings and sell their home and follow as quickly as possible!
It's the only she can get away from all the "can I borrow", "I need", "can I have", "I want"! Hearing all the time "I know y'all aren't hurting for money so...", "you're always getting new stuff so I know you have extra"... Um HELLO! I don't do drugs! I don't drink! I don't smoke! (think maybe the family has something to do with that?) I'm smart with my money. I don't blow it on stupid shit. AND I'm NOT giving it to you! uuugh
@momto4boys - good luck to you....um, I mean....to her! I had a cousin like that - the whole family just dropped him cold - I've heard he's one sad guy now.
She has never had to work a day in her life, but constantly made her past husband work, even with severe health issues. Even on deaths doorstop she was making him do all the house work while she went out with friends and bitched about him.
When he died she gave away all his stuff in under a week-guilty conscious.
She still blames the the 3 kids for "killing him", to the point where most of her friends have left her, realizing it wasn't really her they were friends with, but the much beloved husband.
Which psychiatrist in Derby city uses the platform of a "Christian Centered Approach" and attends the largest local church like six flags over Jesus but does so only to increase business- which turns out is really writing as many scripts as he can for a certain ADD medication to make a living in kickbacks. Not ethically and morally corrupt enough? His evaluation to diagnose ADD consists of 10 or so DSMV questions that lasts a total of 15 minutes. His mandatory monthly appointments with patients? He's happy the law makes it mandatory to charge each one of his patients an additional $95 dollars each month for a 10 minute appointment in order to receive a refill on their medication- which is usually an increased dosage accompanied with an additional script for a sleep aid for those he's wired the F$!? Out. And he doesn't discriminate- children are a large population of his clientele. His favorite scam? Using the holidays to require alllll his patients to schedule an additional $95 fifteen minute appointment because research shows that's when the highest number of suicides occur- oh, and when he needs to make the money to pay for his family's annual Christmas vacation (which is at a different beach resort each year). You'd think if he made it through med school he would be smart enough to not openly tell patients from the beginning that he isn't going to sit around talking about any personal stuff going on with them- he just wants to know how many hours of concentration the patient can maintain throughout the day and how many hours they are sleeping. Not bad enough? He himself claims to suffer from his own specialty and washes it down in the morning with Dew. And yes.. Ppl leave alarming reviews on all of the Internet sites that rate local physicians.
What ex trophy wife, now divorcee, recently wrote a blog entry praising her ex husband's skills at spending money on her, and her ex-lover's skills at pleasing her? Pitt the young children, who will surely stumble across this someday.
Which troublemaker won't talk to her brother because past-life regression therapy caused her to "remember" him sexually abusing her when they were both teens? It is well-known among their siblings that she is off her rocker but her children believe she is a saint and hate their uncle. The uncle's wife has no idea why his sister hates him so but no one will tell her.
This former A++ Mechanic and Baseball Coach has lived a fairly normal life. Normal that is until you see certain photos. These photos show him partying and smoking strange looking cigarettes with a chubby, glasses wearing man who was nothing but a phony until a night in December of 1980.
Also in these photos you can see the chubby man holding a beautiful baby boy (who isn't an A++ mechanic and can barely use a wrench today).
This A++ mechanic was a devoted husband for 38 years until his wife was taken from him ironically on the anniversary his chubby acquaintance became a somebody 32 years earlier.
@Ashley Bowen - That's pretty low. And he's also a liar...the holiday-suicide myth is just that. Most occur in -- go figure -- July. In the late afternoon. By white, middle-aged men. True story.
(Although his method of diagnosis? Using the DSM? That's standard procedure, pretty much.)
An upstanding couple with two grown sons and a life that is seemingly completely tame and controlled have a sad secret: not long after they first started dating, the not-yet-wife found herself pregnant. Staunchly religious, she insisted on having the baby, but wasn't ready to marry the dad. She gave the baby up in a closed adoption and never saw it or knew who the adoptive family was. The couple stayed together, however, and ending up getting married a few years later. They then had two children who were never told of the older sibling, and now they kids are grown with their own families. They all look exactly alike. The grown kids have no idea that there is another sibling in the world - neither mom nor dad has ever breathed a word. Mom has never forgotten, however. Family members are still waiting for her to finally spill the beans, but it seems unlikely.
I have a childhood friend with nearly the same story. Only, the father of her and her brother (both grown & married), wasn't the father of the first child. Knew about him, sure, but loved and married Mom anyway. aughter doesn't know whether or not to track half-brother down - hasn't been able to decide/deal with it for years.
@Lucas Yeah it was when Chubby Man was a worker for some charity (World Vision?) at Fort Chaffee. The two met through mutual friends (hippies lol) and hung out at the same parties.
What local extremely wealthy family is too cheap to hire ushers or caterers for a public memorial service for a family member and sent out a mass email for volunteers to work the service and bring food.
This is so interesting. I'm a long time lurker, first time poster. I'm home sick today and if it weren't for the fact I work two jobs and try to see my boyfriend who works the opposite shifts as me in between my hectic jobs, I'd post more! I feel like I could post SO many blind items. My whole damn life is a series of blind items. The CDAN community keeps me sane among my proverbial clown car of blind-item worthy family issues, so thanks y'all! @PinkPicklegoo-once in a while, I laugh at how ridiculous my family seems, but usually it's more depressing than juicy. I'll try to keep my blind item more light hearted though! I guess it isn't really light hearted, but compared to what I could put, it's the least of the issues du jour.
This B- human being is having a kid. 29 years old, his first kid (or first anything that requires being an adult), with his 25 year old girlfriend. Not so unusual on the surface. Dig a little deeper, and you remember that his now baby-mama refused to kiss him for the first 6 months. He thought it was strange, but after a string of failed romances with barely legal dimwits, he decides it's better not to rush things. He meets her family, they're all really nice and supportive of her. She studied early childhood studies in school. She works retail part time, though none of us really know how she supports herself in this expensive city. Fast forward three months, and she falls off the face of the earth. The B- human doesn't talk about her at all. We figure another one just bit the dust. Another three months later, it's Christmas. He brings her to the family dinner, and surprised us all. She gifts his mom a baby onesie and lets the news out that she's expecting. Apparently they've been secretly seeing each other, and have apparently progressed from the nothing-more-than-kissing embargo. I decide to comfort this B- human being and be as supportive as possible, even though I've labeled him B- for many reasons, mostly because of the way he treated me. He says it's a complete surprise but he wants to take full responsibility. The reason it's a surprise? He says they used condoms AND she was on the pill. I recall a conversation I had with her about how the pill had cured me of all my nasty womanly issues due to my 'girl time.' She says she can't take it for some medical reason. As I recalled this (but didn't explain out loud) I tried to lighten the mood by saying 'well she took early childhood education, maybe she poked holes in the condom?' He laughed, but I find out later this isn't a joke. I go to a dinner where both sides of the new parents are present. I say to the B- lister's baby mama's brother that it's a surprise and I'd be freaking out, but I'm glad they're taking it in stride. He tells me in confidence that she dates guys for a little bit, and tries to get pregnant. Usually they figure out her plan. Not so for this B- lister who isn't exactly smart when it comes to women (or anything, really). OH and did I mention this B- lister has deep rooted psychological issues? He's been going to therapy, taking medicine, the whole nine yards because of his inability to trust anyone. Don't think this'll help that at all.
Side note- @Lucas, I'd like to thank you (and many others) who have talked about your experiences with depression, etc. The more I hear other people talk about it, the less crazy I feel. So thank you.
@Svetlana - you are welcome. The stigma of depression is almost as bad as the disease itself. Until we can get people to realize that clinical depression and being bummed the Niners lost the Superbowl aren't the same thing people will still be afraid to be open about it. I'm a pretty normal, well-adjusted person who went through a really rough patch and medication (combined with therapy, meds alone don't get the job done) helped me get through it. I just didn't anticipate how difficult it would be to get off the meds. My therapist advised me over six months ago that unless something specifically happened I didn't need to keep going. Now that I've had time to make sure things are stable I'm ready to get off the meds. And you'll be happy to know I did get in touch with my doctor and started a slow taper off. We'll see how it goes. Hang in there - you're not "crazy", you're suffering from a disease that has physical as well as mental components but by facing it head-on you're already winning.
What government employee is considering quiting her job after overhearing that the people who are vips on the second floor are getting bullet proof glass and panic alarms and key coded doors so incase of an attack the collateral damage can be confined to the ground level. The highest ranking government offical came up with this idea.
@AKM @discoflux I said it would be revealed so here it is.
The A++ Mechanic is my dad and the Chubby Glasses wearing Man is Mark David Chapman, the fucker who killed John Lennon.
They met through mutual friends (Chapman made them when he was working at the local Army base being used for Vietnamese Refugees) who were all 70's hippies (So not the dirty 60's kind lol).
I was just a baby at the time so we have pics with Chapman with my dad and mom and a few of him holding me.
I didn't even know about them until after I had become a fan of the Beatles and Lennon in particular. My parents were going to throw them away as to not piss me off, but I wanted to keep them.
After all, how many people can say they have pictures of them with the killer of not only one of their idols, but greatest songwriters of all time? On top of that, Chapman looks like a kind, sweet person in the pics. The last person you'd think would do what he did.
This nurse at an A+ childrens hospital has a terrible skeleton in her closet and it isn't an addiction to Oxycontin. Back in her 20s, she married a guy who was a total Boy Scout. Problem was, he was a Boy Scout Troop leader with a pedophile problem. He went to prison and she stayed by his side until another prisoner killed him. She's changed her name now but the reporters found her and keep calling her. No wonder she drinks herself to sleep each night.
kelly - that is truly sad. The nurse probably has PTSD over all this. I hope she can seek therapy and overcome this period in her life. Drinking is not the solution, but I completely understand.
This is a "Old Hollywood" Blind...What Title Writer wooed a small town girl and promised her the world? She got pregnant and left town. When his illegitimate child came knocking years later looking for answers, Title Writer had to do some pretty fast talking to come up with a reasonable excuse. The excuse was that he and small town girl had gotten married,(He even described the courtship and how they met) but she couldn't stand the Hollywood "wild party" scene, so she suddenly left him one night. Even though he looked and looked, he could never find her. In reality, she left because after she told him she was pregnant and demanded he make an honest woman out of her, he told her he couldn't because he was already married (so naive to believe him when he said he wasn't)
@AKM - thanks, I thought I was the only one who had no idea what that is about.
My blind: What smart, funny, generous and kind woman is wasting her life in a relationship with a gay man that she doesn't know is gay? She thinks they don't have sex because he's on meds. When her first long term relationship ended her friends started telling her stories about how her ex was always hitting on men. She then found out her ex had moved his "old school friend" into her former home - he went to an all boys school. Her next long term relationship ended when she discovered that he was a transvestite. He is now transexual and married to a man in Wales.
Her current relationship is with a guy who's so far back in the closet he's in fucking Narnia. She is really smart but doesn't seem to have any emotional intelligence. This may be because her father molested her from the age of 9.
This isn't my story to reveal, so it won't be. I just wish it wasn't true. She's worth so much more.
Lucas, that's really sweet, and I am happy to know that! The stigma is the fucking worst of it. I recently told one of my really good friends that I had an eating disorder for almost ten years. We were both chefs, so she didn't really understand. She said 'I always saw you eating' and I said 'yeah, you probably never saw me throw up, and you never saw that the only time I ate was at work.' I thought she would understand, but she had so many weird statements afterwards, it was a lot less cathartic than I thought it would be. She now works with my boyfriend (he knows too), and he said she starts acting weird when he talks about me. UGH I just wish I could undo that simple sentence from escaping my mouth. It's so true about the tapering off-it's like going from riding a bike with training wheels to a bike with one wheel that doesn't have any handlebars. You know it can be done, but it seems like you're not going to be one of those people that can do it. Anything I can do to help anyone else, I'm always available for talking! If nothing else, I can respond to emails when I get a chance at work.
Also if anyone gets the reference to my screen name, 5000 brownie points for you!! :)
This quiet, older gentleman has a long history of secrets. One never knows what will secret will come popping out next. Some time ago, he unburdened in a fit of drunken toxicity, that when he lived on a farm that there were too many cats, cats everywhere.
Being next to the highway, it was always thought that the poor dears that disappeared were victims of vehicular homicide or illness, however some of their fates were not determined by natural causes. In fact, when it was deemed there were too many cats underfoot, the ones least likely to be missed were stuffed in a bag and drowned in the river. If this man could so easily kill some innocent kittens, what other misdeeds has he performed?
@Rowdy - Holy SHIT. December '80 should have been my tip-off! (I was thinking that the baby's real father was the chubby friend, or something. I was WAY off.) That's just beyond belief! Yikes.
@Svetlana - It's not your fault that you chose to confide in her. She just happened to be the wrong person, it happens, and don't be ashamed. There ARE kind, enlightened people out there who will understand! And your screen name...I feel like it should have something to do with "AbFab," but it's been far too long since I've watched it.
Also, speaking of depression and MI, I have to write a paper today about therapeutic/medicinal Tx versus complementary/alternative Tx. Very interesting.
@rhinovodka - As an animal lover/cat lady, I personally find this abhorrent, but wasn't that the standard farm M.O. back in the day? My great-grandparents were lovely, kind, gentle people, but when there were too many cats on their farm, they did the same thing. Folks back then believed that it was quick and humane, from what I understand.
@AKM-Thanks for the kind words. I feel like I just want to bury my head in the sand like an ostrich every time I'm around her. I hate doing this to people, but I'm only 24 :( The show I'm talking about is probably mid-90's? I don't even know, it was on Canadian Netflix (which sucks ass if anyone doesn't already know) and I decided to watch it and it turns out I love it!
@Svetlana You told a person a very intimate thing about yourself, if they want to hold that against you then fuck 'em. You didn't decide one day that you wanted an eating disorder. It would be the same thing as someone holding it against someone if they had been raped. Not really something you have control over.
As for your screenname, all I can think of is the one time character from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Stalin's Daughter or That woman with the world's longest legs and Monsoon all I can think of is Gorilla Monsoon.
@Svetlana - If someone acts stupidly when told about a very personal issue then the problem is theirs, not yours. You opened up to someone and that takes courage. Keep your chin up.
Also - you don't know about AbFab? Oh my word, you are missing out on the joyful insanity that is Eddie Monsoon. Google Absolutely Fabulous starring Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley. You won't look at a blonde beehive the same way again.
This man is extremely talented at what he does, which is entertain people on a daily basis. When he was hired it was over the phone based on his talent and resume. Unfortunately his resume left a few things out, only to be discovered when he couldn't arrive on the day of the 'launch'. Why? Because he was FORBIDDEN to travel/step foot in 2 different states and had to take the long way. Seems the law has a record of his attraction to little boys.
Thanks @Rowdy, I appreciate it. P.S. your story is crazy! Sometimes it is the kind, sweet looking people. Some people have that look to them where you think 'well, that's what Danny Trejo would look like if he got beaten up on a regular basis' and some people just look like they shit rainbows and butterflies, but they end up being the ones that surprise you in a bad way.
@Munch @Svetlana Believe it or not, even though AbFab is a show (mainly) for women or gay men (Seriously, it is-I think Saunders said so in an interview), I'm a completely straight guy who loved it.
Then again, I was totally in love with Saffron. I've always like the bookworm look even before it became hot in the last few years. ;)
@Rowdy Is this turning into an Ab Fab thread?! Because I fully support that!! :) I was introduced to Ab Fab by a straight guy in 1999, and been obsessed ever since. You know that the movie is for sure happening, right?! Squee!
AbFab trivia time: the name Eddie Monsoon came about because Jennifer Saunders' husband is Ade Edmondson and a lot of people had misheard / mispronounced Edmondson as Eddie Monsoon, so it's a little tip of the hat to her husband.
I LOVED Kate O'Mara as Patsy's sister. Genius casting.
@Vera-eek, I almost laughed at the spoiler part. Not because it's funny, but because I can totally see my mom doing that in 10 years. Does the husband know about the kid?
This husband and wife couple have been fighting. A lot. She's a reporter who is a big deal in her own mind, but actually a giant nobody. He's a community pillar and considered to be one of the nicest guys around. She's been begging sympathy from anyone who will listen, with tales of his cheating and controlling behaviour. She's been offered promotions at work, new accommodations and nights away because of her story. The only problem is, he's not the only cheater. He's just the only one who admits (or regrets) it.
My cousin recently passed away from a heart attack. Thing is her daughter witnessed her stepdad giving her mom a 'white powder' right before she died. Stepdad is refusing an autopsy. My cousin's older children are taking it to court. The truth be told the whole family, my cousin, her husband, her mom, her siblings, are all meth heads. The only innocent people here are the children.
@Moxie that's awful. I hate when there are innocent children involved. @Moonmaid yes. That is a fact. Enty said that if those awful teenmom celebrities were A-Listers, they'd be front page of every newspaper. It's true-it's all about whether people are interested in these scandals or not. I could never be a politician. There are too many skeletons in my closet, although most of them aren't my fault.
What celebrity professor thinks he is a guru? He has former students (they must be female and under 25) living with him to cook, clean, drive, and other "jobs" in his multi-million dollar home. When he is asked by his employer about this habit, his response is: "I'm helping them become better people." Yes, his ego is that large. He's not worried about getting fired since he has tenure and is extremely popular. What he should worry about is having his mug on the local news. Three local investigative reporters are doing stories on him. Can't wait to watch him on the six o'clock news.
This C-list aunt is known cheater, but even her long-cuckolded husband would be shocked to learn just how deep the indiscretions go. Sure, everyone knows about the neighbors, but what about the son's teacher, and the gay son's boyfriend? Maybe that's why she puts sedatives in hubby's tea, to keep him too lethargic to care.
What poster on a popular gossip site won't stop trolling, posting repetitively that the blogger is obviously making up blinds? Word is that our poster is annoying everyone and not helping his cause.
AR was always in love with her sister's husband, UR, but what could she do? She had a husband and children of her own to worry about. But when the sister came out of the closet and left UR and their son behind for a woman, AR made her move. She abandoned her own husband and kids, married her former brother in law, and raised her nephew as her own son.
This handsome A-list bachelor local police officer and F-list actor (extra) is very popular with the local women. And he has discretely bedded several of them. But his playboy reputation in this small town would tarnish if it came out that he liked to wear women's crotchless pantyhose around the house just for funsies.
Oooh, should we start with second-hand gossip about celebrities? Here's one that was passed along to me by a tour bus driver:
This drummer for an A-list name recognition band that has been around since the early 80s has "groupies" on the bus after the shows. Not unusual, most bands do. Oh, did I mention that the "groupies" are teenage boys?! You would know the drummer's name. He's been very vocal and outspoken in the past. And it's NOT Tommy Lee
This man and his father came home from war to a new baby sister (and a mother/wife who had a extra husband). Many years pass before the baby sister had a baby of her own. She wanted the baby but she wasn't married so the baby was forcibly taken away by the Govt and Church never to be seen or heard from again. Many years and a few court cases later the Church finally admitted it was wrong, but after all this time no records could be found so the baby stayed lost forever.
Old true family BI: what middleaged couple who co owned a bar/resturant took in the wifes niece when she immigrated from Ireland? Yup, took the 21 year old in, gave her a job and let her stay with them. All going well until wife came home few months later to get something at lunchtime during the day to find her husband in bed with said niece!! Wife beat them uo, threw them both out, and took ownership of bar/resturant and apartment herself.
On the celebrity side (not a fake blind): What A+++ mostly movie actress walked into the local movie theater 20 minutes after the film started (not one of hers), stands up in front of everyone and asks if it would be okay if they started the movie over again? Stupid audience says: Sure. Luckily, the projectionist says: No Way!
When the manager tries to get our star to sign the forms so she can get her money back she turns her nose up and refuses to 'autograph' anything. Her bodyguard signs the forms. Then, she goes outside and signs autographs for the stupid theater-goers who never did get to see the movie.
@Pink_Palace Your dad sounds like a man after my family's heart. We love dark humor. As for the subject of my blind... we don't call her Aunt Crazy for nothing. I'm just afraid she'll end up succeeding one of these days, despite her best efforts not to.
@jax Reveal, reveal! Was it Piven? Was he a douche? Or was it someone else confirming what a douche he is? Spill, pleeeease!
I forgot! I have one! This sometimes rapper sometimes actor worked on a show where I am in Canada (not the first two cities you would think of). He worked with a couple friends of mine on the show-they have nothing but nice things to say about him. He'd put on impromptu shows and invite the whole cast and crew backstage after, he'd happily sign anything for and/or meet with fans, and frequently took a few people out for dinner at a time to get to know them. I don't know if he's had any bad press (or any major press, really), but he's definitely one of the good ones. And quite handsome I might add :)
With a little googling, I don't think this one is that hard.
@Svetlana Is it Drake? I hope so as I want to like him.
I guess I have one from my days in acting/extra work:
This basic cable sitcom never made it big. It was lucky to last as long as it did, even if it did boast a future Oscar winner with A+ talent and name recognition. But the pilot shoot was full of friendly people and this blog commenter wishes it had gone on just a bit longer... if only for the residuals checks.
This actress with maybe C list name recognition who barely sings on a network show full of people who do started out on a failed drama. She seemed friendly and well-adjusted. Here's hoping she gets work on shows this commenter can tolerate.
Now that I think of it, I can't think of anything dirty, really. I guess I got lucky, not seeing the darker sides.
You may not know his name right off the top of your head, but what his ex said is true: this talented actor is in a land of his own when it comes to relationships. But he is always willing to lend a hand to brown-nosers.
Once upon a time this was a juicy BI, but now it's probably a bit of a yawn:
This handsome coworker was relaxing in the sauna of a swanky hotel during some down time of a work conference when he was approached - not at all discreetly - by this A list actor. All the details of the coworker's story have since been corroborated by several tabloid stories in the last few years suggesting this is indeed the actor's MO. Just come out of the closet already, A-lister! Everyone knows anyway.
@Izzie - yep. At the time it happened, it was still a little (though not completely) shocking to have confirmation of his preferences - and his brazenness.
@Svetlana - I used to watch the show the first season when it aired after The Walking Dead. I wasn't even aware it's still on! I kind of liked it, and Common definitely has an amazing presence. It's good to know he's that cool IRL. I'll have to track it down and watch again.
@Livia There are two seasons now, the third is going to be filmed this summer. He makes real eye contact, like when he's talking to you, he makes it seem like he's drowning out the rest of the world. I'm a sucker for any guy who does that :) The premise was good, the acting is pretty good actually, I just think the writing is a little lackluster, especially compared to some other shows on AMC. Most of the cast on the show are pretty sweet-apparently Colm Meaney comes across as aloof to some people, but I'm told that's just his sense of humour. Dry, witty, isn't actually taking himself too seriously.
One more blind, from a friend in the music biz. This time in Ted speak, just for fun:
One Very Bumpy Blind Vice
This A-/B+ Actress has a social disease. Let's call her Prius Crotch-Catch for old time's sake. That's not unusual, plenty of people in Hollywood do. The crazy part is who she picked it up from. Let's call him Branchy Sanchez, the bassist in this shock rock group that's been around since the 90's. Now that's shocking!!
Eek! I'm not a huge Metallica fan, but that gives me the sads (thanks to the CDAN community for giving me that phrase!) I wonder how his 'metal' street cred would be if anyone knew??
One now A or A+ Actor/Director is a really nice person. Has been freinds with another very close non famous friend for close to 30 years. He is suspected for many blind items. Wife...standoffish. They know someone besides me who reads the site and laugh about the items. So, I'm not giving that many personal details because of that.
From a friend who worked as an extra on set; took place a few years ago.
Real (easy) celebrity blind:
This A-list actor got really annoyed while filming. This A-list actress (though she is more A-list in name recognition, B for talent, I think) kept forgetting and messing up her lines. Our actor would get really winded from yelling at her. On and off set da actor was friendly- chatting and making small talk with everyone, while our actress only talked when spoken to or when forced. (I thought she would be friendlier.) I think she would have been in a better mood if she ate real food, instead of those shakes her assistant kept handing her. Ate or drank nothing except those things. Must have worked some magic though because the two were soon said to be a couple off screen as well.
@Kimberly I might be way off base, but Tim Burton? HBC I could see as being standoffish, only because she doesn't want to be tabloid fodder, so if she doesn't do anything whatsoever, nobody could really say anything about her.
She was sixteen, just out of a way too serious relationship with an older guy. She started to go off the rails drinking all the time and sometimes sleeping around. Due to past experiences she didn't enjoy sex she just did it because she felt it was expected of her. She got a reputation as party girl and a wild child when the sun went down, during the day she smoked pot and read, stayed home. what a double life, drunken slut by night. stoned scholar by day. She started to see this b- guy that she went to school with in social circles. They got close and she attended his infamous parties as his unofficial girlfriend. She fell hard for him. Turned out he was sleeping with her friends. He'd explain it away and she'd believe him of blame the friends. Eventually they got serious he was still slutting around. She told him she loved him he told he he did too and she was the only girl. Until one day she stayed over his house then when she got home got a phone call she saying he was dating another girl and they could still have a thing. After awhile the blinded by love girl ended up sleeping with him believing him and the other girl to be broken up. They weren't but they did and our girl took the guy back. He said he loved her but couldn't keep it in his pants she agreed to a one sided open relationship. Our girl was crazy for him and hadn't had 'normal' relationships before. She barred him from the ex until she got a phone call telling her he was still on with the ex who only started with him the first time and again to hurt her. Our girl was heartbroken and told the guy they couldn't continue. She went even more out of control, drinking all the time again and living on alcohol and Valium. Eventually the guy came back and they started up again. He was still up to his old tricks fucking his way through her friends which she blamed on herself, she felt worthless started to starve herself again. Eventually she went to hospital with stomach pains and throwing up all the time. Turns out she was pregnant, All alone sixteen and pregnant. She was booked in for an quiet and quick abortion before she could process it. Back off the rails she went. Told the guy it was over for good wouldn't tell him why just that they were toxic. She had confided in a 'friend' turned out the friend had known everything and was secretly telling the ex girl everything. They decided to blackmail our blind so she told the guy about the abortion he wasn't surprised said she did the right thing and that atleast he knew his junk worked. Our girl was disgusted. He tried to get back together she told him she never ever would and that she was numb to him, she would never feel anything for him or anyone else again. Our story does have a happy ending though. Through the guy she met her current partner who knew of her past and had one of his own. A few years later and they are together and she is seeing someone for her issues.
ooh I like the Affleck guess! He is pretty much the go-to for asshole actor/director blinds eh? I love JG, and their kids are so cute! That's one good looking family.
What local couple and business owners frequently seen with the younger crowd who own property, but not the property they say they own, are currently black balling a local business owner? What they don't know is the local business owner will soon hold the second highest political office in the area.
This young lady who is the daughter of a preacher, was forced to move to Florida with relatives after she had an affair with a married man at only 17. She claims she had a miscarriage, but family knows the truth. Fast forward 1 year. She has gotten pregnant by another married man who is in the process of divorce. After a few years of marriage to the father of her child, she decides she is tired of hubby working out of town and finds a new married man. Yes she becomes pregnant again. This man promptly leaves her after finding out the news. Her current husband takes her back and claims the child that is another man's as his own. After 10 more years of marriage she promptly kicks her husband out and moves in her new 20 year old boyfriend who shockingly isn't married. To this day her daughter who is 17 doesn't know that the man she calls father isn't really her father. I always have wondered what the mom told her daughter waa the reason she was left out of her grandmother's will while her sister and 2 half sisters recieved money and personal items? Now that she went through the $100,000 she got from her ex husbands retirement is all gone I wonder how long the boy toy will stick around? Or maybe start looking at her 20 and 17 year old daughters who live at home?
What recently married top executive at a major PNW corporation hasn't publicized his marriage or wedding because he plans to continue cheating? He has hired a company to clean up his internet "image" so the new wife would not see him listed on every single Cheater's web site by everyone he has been with in forever. The new wife is young and dumb, like previous bimbos and monkey-spank models who have lived with him. Will she escape with the money? Or did he get her to sign a pre-nup that included restrictions to her internet use in addition to no sharing of assets?? She might have done this to protect her own holdings, including stocks and quit claim deeded property.
This A+ triple threat - mostly known for her performances in the shower was the apple of her parents eye. One day a jar of cookies mysteriously disappeared. The parents blamed her D list little brothers.. The mom betting on the youngest brother and the dad betting on the oldest brother. Both brothers were grounded for a month until one of them confessed. They never did , each blaming the other. The truth? The A+ sister stole them and shared them with her friends down the street. The parents still to this day blame the D list brothers.
You know how Enty sometimes says that the D-listers are far more entertaining than the A/B listers? Well, I think this thread shows why that's true. You get a big enough pool of people, and some seriously crazy shit is bound to happen!
Wow, I'm in love with this thread! It's not all sunshine and rainbows but it's just just as fascinating and liberating. Thanks all of you who posted stories!
Wow, this thread filled up my inbox! Must be because it's so fun.
My blinds were kind of vague. I'll give more hints.
@Izzie Marceaux It's definitely someone from Glee, but not Lea Michele. Honestly, I wonder if anyone would guess this. This actress barely got any screen time back when I watched. I just stopped after winter hiatus. But she pretty much never sings, even though she was in the club. I personally think they just liked the actress, put her in, then just barely ever found anything for her to do. I just put the blind up because I spent a significant of time near her and another actress involved in musical endeavors when they were both on a show that didn't last. I was a regular extra on it until it got cancelled.
Eh, I'll just reveal. It's Vanessa Lengies playing Sugar Motta on Glee. She was on American Dreams, also playing a teen, though she was one then. I was a regular "bandstand kid" on that show and worked a lot, so I spent a lot of time around or near her and Brittany Snow. They were both nice, hard working, and unaffected.
@RowdyRodimus: "Was the first one about the sitcom Boosum Buddies or the Jamie Foxx Show?"
I'll just reveal here, too. Neither. It was the Bill Engvall Show. I was in the pilot episode and he was really nice and friendly as was Nancy Travis and Steve Hyntner. He even picked me, even though I was non union and took time to talk to me during shooting and joke around. Just a nice guy. I've heard he's a bit of a drinker, but of the happy, social type, which I'm cool with as it makes me think of my dad. :)
I didn't talk to Jennifer Lawrence much as we weren't in the same scene. Just a few times at craft services. But she seemed cool and together for a teenager. I love her goofiness in interviews. I hope she stays cool.
I guess if it had been more successful, we wouldn't have her in Winter's Bone (which was AMAZING and AWFUL and gut wrenching) or as Katniss Everdeen. So I'm cool with it not being successful or in syndication -- though I would like more checks, please.
Now for everyone else to reveal ALL their celeb blinds!
I loved this thread. Seeing all the crazy among us regular folk makes Hollywood seem a little less bizarre. I mean, it's still bizarre. The only difference is more people hear about it. :)
She dreamt she was at his funeral, but that he was not yet dead. 4 hours later she got the call that he was in a coma.
He died 2 weeks later.
They said he was trying a rope trick in the barn that he had seen on TV....but years later people whisper that he was really murdered by his playmates, who lived down the road.
The lead singer of this one hit wonder rock band from the mid 2000 was arrested not too long after his group split up for refusing to leave a dive bar in Jacksonville Beach? It really made the officers night when the singer shit and pissed himself in the police cruiser.
After a few hours and an orange jumpsuit with clean underwear, said singer was back in good spirits and even signed his own mugshot (he even added devil horns) for an officers wife who was a fan and had just watched the group on an MTV unplugged special the night before.
It will probably be a cold day in hell before this one gets guessed.
I'll reveal mine and add this was the same woman who claims she's just ordinary. If an ordinary person did what she did we'd have had popcorn and soda thrown at us. Yes our favorite to hate on: Julia Roberts
Of course! Of course it's her. Why wouldn't it be. Who are those people in the theatre who thought it wasn't a big deal?! Sillies... I would totally throw popcorn at her
@shopgirl: What I don't understand is how Julie Roberts thinks she can carry that off. She barely works anymore. It's to the point where no one under 25 might know who she was. What was the movie, BTW?
Whoop whoop! That's hilarious. And awesome. I love reading in the style of Ted-C blinds-I always have an old-timey announcer voice in my head. When it's guessed I hear 'ding ding! We have a winner....it's Twiggy Ramirez and Cameron Diaaaaaaaz'
what long married couple who recently did some pretty extensive remodeling, did so not for the reasons given, but because the wife is living in the new wing full time. oh, and the husband, he's gone all together tuesday-friday. at their second home.
Man, I wish Himmmm had shown up on this one! Imagine those blinds!
Rowdy, reading between the lines (I think), condolences on the recent loss of your mother.
So my worrisome blind: This man took out a third mortgage on the house, borrowing more than it's worth even though they don't need the money yet. He said he's putting it into a fund for their children's college. He says it only makes sense since interest rates are down, but one family member worries he is planning to leave his wife when the kids graduate from high school, and she'll be stuck with a house she can't afford to keep and won't get anything by selling.
God...I don't think there's enough space....
ReplyDeleteenty? uh.... what?
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ReplyDeleteI would totally have a juicy one, but I have family/friends that frequent this site, so I'm going to refrain.
ReplyDeleteThis #1 rated plastic surgeon in his state is actually hitting the booze before he leaves the office, he sleeps very little, and when he has the occasional day off he starts drinking as soon as he wakes up.
ReplyDeleteHis office staff has tried to intervene, AA has sent people to his office to intervene, and he refuses to see them.
His wife has OD-ed twice and instead of taking her to the hospital he sits up and watches her all night because an automatic stay in the psych ward would be bad for the reputation of both.
BTW, they are going through an ugly high asset divorce, and the police are often called to the house when the wife gets drunks and her reality shows are interupted and starts beating her soon to be ex with beer bottles and wine bottle.
@urg You're friends with the Maloofs?!
DeleteHaha
DeleteShe thinks she is so smart and "an adult" yet she constants gets involved with druggie losers. Her children have witnesses several fights between her and her paramours but never thinks there might be residual effects. She doesnt drink or do drugs. She's naturally crazy. Guys think she is so beautiful but if they only knew the truth.
ReplyDeleteEnty are you trolling us for blind item ideas?
ReplyDeleteThere's lots of nuts on my family tree. :)
ReplyDeleteIn a family of abusers, stereotypical lawyers (and yeah, I mean that in the worst way, no reflection on Enty), drug addicts, misogynists, a closeted uncle with a long time "friend", (and believe me this list is severely abbreviated) this person is considered the black sheep simply because he's openly gay and a Witch.
ReplyDeleteOh, should I have said "Easy easy" at the top of the post?
Heart you, Merlin.
DeleteMerlin, everybody loves a black sheep around here. Kisses all over your lovely out and about face
DeleteNo.
ReplyDelete@VIP... she only wishes she was a Maloof. She lives the fake life like Adrienne. Come to think of it the two divorces do sound similar.
ReplyDeleteThis woman is suicidal... or at least that's what she wants you to believe. Any time she does or says something horrible and any of her family members call her one it, the "goodbye cruel world" phone calls start. Everyone knows her game, but one of them always ends up calling an ambulance. Except last time she did it. It was fairly late at night and all many relatives she called were already sleeping. She had to suffer the humiliation of calling her own ambulance. A person might think she was just doing this for attention.
ReplyDeleteI'll just leave my mistakes in, make it seem more Enty-esque.
ReplyDeleteThe American contingent of a largely Canadian family all wonder about a certain nun and her female podiatrist "friend" who is always traveling with her.
ReplyDeleteMy family and friends are too boring these days. Why do you think I read a gossip site?
ReplyDeleteI'm related to con artists... But that's only interesting to my family!!!
ReplyDeleteThat turd on the floor during christmas dinner wasn't the family pet! It was a family member that couldn't make it to the toilet!
ReplyDeleteYou didn't forget to buy onion crunchies for the green bean casserole. I ate them all and was ashamed to fess up. Same with the Nilla wafers for that pie.
That's hysterical. Bahahahahahaha!!!!
DeleteKPeony - Those are great! Thanks for the laugh!!
DeleteSo everyone in this family thinks this 2x DUI recipient is fully rehabilitated. What they don't know is that he's been spotted at bars when he is supposedly at his 2nd job. Numerous times. His wife (and young kids) believe every word he says and shun those who say otherwise. I'm sure the wife would be thrilled to know those certain infections she catches are the result of her "sober" husband sleeping with a woman who has children with various men. It's only a matter of time before he becomes baby daddy #4. The wife won't believe a word of any this though because she believes it is all hearsay being spread by people who "can't forgive her husbands mistakes."
ReplyDeleteThis evil mother-in-law completely destroyed her son's marriage. Why? Because she always wanted a daughter and this way she could raise her granddaughters without interference from their mother.
ReplyDeleteRelated:
What did family members find in this man's bedroom after his death? The divorce papers that his ex-wife never signed from FORTY-FIVE years before that he had kept hidden.
No way
ReplyDeleteTricky Dicky and Savannah Sleeps-Moore have been married for a long time. Forever in Lala land. However TD is always insulting and belittling SSM about her weight and appearance, therefore SSM no longer does the nasty with TD. So TD is getting a little action on the side with Harriet Horse and the new additions of Gertie Golddigger, Sally Sexenitup, and Lola Lolita whom he met at an adult extablishment and likes to get pleasured by after the use of Coco Puffs at their apartment. TD is enjoying being serviced by GG/SS and the very young LL and watching them enjoying themselves together he is paying their rent and also for all the CP and HH use. He keeps telling GG/SS and LL he is leaving his wife SSM but I think they will tell her first. So what is going on in this blind and what will happen..LOL
ReplyDeleteLove these, Nice one.
ReplyDeleteThis F list nobody with A List recognition in neighborhood was seen leaving church on Sunday.
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DeleteShe is rich.She is smart. She is gorgeous. She looks ten years younger than she is. Most of all, however she is a kind, generous woman -- almost above reproach. I say almost because she has been having an affair, with not one, but three men behind her hubby's back for the past two years.. And to make matters worse, one the men just turned 18.
ReplyDelete@MISCH, I don't know if that was directed at me, but mine definitely happened. My great-grandmother was a really horrible person, it turns out. I could write MANY blind items based on just stuff from my mom's family over the last 80 years.
ReplyDeleteKaren - the unsigned divorce papers find was also interesting!
Delete@April Walsh - OT, but your comment reminded me of my dad! he had health issues for years and every trip to the hospital or doctor for any minor to major injury/surgery, he would say "goodbye cruel world." it was his way of making a joke. he had a lot of sayings, so I can't remember them all on a daily basis - but that one brought back some happy memories from my father's warped and sometimes sick sense of humor!
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sorry you have a drama queen for a relative! hope she doesn't cry wolf one too many times!
@KPeony - I did the same thing once with the onion crunchies.
ReplyDeleteWhat D list older relative refuses to speak to certain family members but constantly has these same family members doing favors for her but has her offspring ask for the favors? She's going to be really surprised when the next "favor" is refused this week unless she makes the request herself, politely.
Good job everyone!
ReplyDeleteImpressed by anyone who posts a BI about their family. That's all I'm going to say.
ReplyDeleteI'm too sick and worn out from family drama to write about family drama. I'll stick to reading.
ReplyDeleteThis A+ list leading figure in the extended family secretly swiped and ate a whole jar of homemade jelly prepared by a B-list in-law meant for another B-lister.
ReplyDeleteI hope it was delicious!! :)
Delete@Amy
Deletelove it!
Amy - truly funny! Thanks!! These are all such great reads. I am truly enjoying this Your Turn. Thanks Enty!!
DeleteThis is completely unrelated to the other post I wrote and is from my husbands side of the family: What this grandmother doesn't know is that her daughter (and mother of 3 children with 3 different men) got knocked up AGAIN because her boyfriend (father of baby #3) wanted to have a son he could call his own. He left her last week because it turns out she's having another babygirl. He emptied out their account and took the car. Grandma is going to end up supporting everyone in this never-ending cycle.
ReplyDeleteI spent most of last night having a private conversation with a cast member of Entourage. lol.
ReplyDeleteThat's all I can say. More of a brag than a BI, sorry.
but I do promise more if and when...
ReplyDeleteWhat engaged gal, who had been on a few dates with her now fiancé, but was never interested in him, at all, decided to start dating him because of his money. They were engaged within a month after she picked out her own engagement ring. All about her designer purses, jewelry, clothes, trips, etc.she can't wait to be a lady who lunches.
ReplyDeleteHe is rich - no, scratch that WEALTHY. Old, old, old family money. Hanger-on friend who keeps the hookers and cocaine in steady supply. Delusional fiancé who pretends not to know why he has to stay out all night, every night. Unless, of course, she takes enough pills and drinks enough booze to pass out - in which case he thinks it's funny to bring the girls back to the bed while she is in it. Ex #1 - got pregnant & aborted the child after he was long into the relationship with fiancé. Oh, and if she starts calling at all hours - it's because they're sleeping together again. Ex #2 - still on the payroll. House, luxury car, furniture, allowance. Not a bad severance package, only the relationship is far from severed.
ReplyDeleteNot sure how this one will turn out. Too many dirty friends, too much swapping of bodily fluids (have unprotected sex with an escort, go home for more unprotected sex), too many dirty secrets for them to stay secrets for long. She will probably dig in until he marries her & go for a handsome divorce settlement. Only mommy and daddy moneybags will lock the finances down with a massive prenup - so maybe she'll just keep pretending not to know...
I'm with PuggleWug. These are fun to read, but I'm too worn out from living the RHONJ Teresa/Joe/Melissa story in my own backyard to write any. And for the record, I'm not going to the wedding.
ReplyDeleteTimmy was pretty upset that his girlfriend, Sally, wasn't invited to Timmy's, best friend, Tommy's wedding. Sally slept with Tommy a few years prior and it only made them closer.
ReplyDeleteSally didn't seem to mind though. She decided to go on vacation with girlfriends to Cancun that weekend instead. (She really went and fucked her internet boyfriend in California instead.)
This military husband is in for an unpleasant surprise. When he returns home from a 6-month deployment next week, he'll be greeted with divorce papers. Turns out his wife has gotten back together with her ex, but is waiting till her husband is back on U.S. soil before breaking the bad news.
ReplyDeleteHe's the baby of the family but this baby-faced butterball can't keep it in his pants. Mrs. Babyface is so overwhelmed with their 4 kids (with #5 on the way) they moved a troubled underage female cousin in "to help her straighten out her life" and help Mrs. Babyface tame the zoo that is their brood. Uh-huh. Babyface only moved her in hoping she'd put out, and the Mrs. knows. But as long as she doesn't have to clean anything and gets to spend all those welfare and SSI checks at Wal-Mart she'll put up with it.
ReplyDeleteThe oldest sister in this very large family is finally getting married! Always one for tradition, she was sure to order some male strippers to perform at her bachlorette party. Imagine her surprise when one of the strippers pulled of his mask mid grind and stopped the party cold. He was the bride's uncle!
ReplyDelete@Jax, I hope it wasn't E...
ReplyDeleteWhich B list mostly TV actor, mainly known for one TV role, isn't the jerk that blind items make him out to be?
ReplyDelete@KPeony - your first blind reminded me of Bonfire Of The Vanities (the book - not that disaster of a movie.
ReplyDeleteNever heard of it. The culprit family member dropped a meatball on the floor this past Christmas and I almost choked from laughter. I'm the only one that knows of their prior offense.
DeleteOMG! Hysterical!!!!
DeleteSo our blind item is sick of her family. So much so that she has her husband searching for a job halfway across the country. Yes, the couple and their children are secretly planning a move that will have them living thousands of miles away from all the family that is driving them nuts.
ReplyDeleteOur blind item has two brothers who are supposed to be GROWN ASS MEN! Instead they are sorry pieces of shit who do nothing but drugs and mooch off their 65 year old mother who is on social security. The 65 year old mother does nothing but make excuses for the sorry pieces of shit and continues to enable the 2 "boys" in every way possible. Meanwhile, the piece of shit brothers also show up daily at our blind items home every single day wanting to "borrow" money with the promise to pay it back tomorrow. Our blind item wised up years ago and hasn't given a dime an nearly a decade. This doesn't stop the brothers from showing up though.
Our blind item and her husband have finally taken all they can take. The couple and their children will be gone as soon as the husband finds a job. The family will not be told until after everything has been finalized and is it a done deal...
@MomTo4Boys-awkward if Lucas's was about you. Jk :)
Delete@ethorne - nope. Babyface doesn't have all boys. And I already live halfway across the country from them, which is so I don't lose my shit every day when they do something even more stupid than the day before.
DeleteMomto4boys - Wow! I hope they escape and save themselves - and their children. I wouldn't tell anyone. And I would get an unlisted phone number. Maybe call them from a pay phone once I hit the state line! Good luck to them!! And look for the "boys" to follow when the money runs out.
Delete@Honeykatt, I heard something similar once: a college girl was working as an exotic dancer and went to work at a frat party--turned out it was her older brother's best friend's frat. Her secret job was no longer secret.
ReplyDelete@MomTo4Boys, Wow! Good luck! (Assuming that it's you) ;)
ReplyDeleteWhat c list attorney with b list name recognition (in certain circles) is ardently pursuing a c list reality show "helper" that is currently in FL?
ReplyDelete@Agent Daysy!! :)
DeleteVIP. JG.
DeleteSo this young in love couple been dating quitely for a few months. One day he goes over his girlfriends house when her mom is at work. They were having sex in her room when they hear the front door, her mom just came home early. She jumps up throws on some clothes and comes out of her room and runs into her mom. She tells her mom she was just taking a nap, but her mom pushes past her and goes into her room. Girl is thinking she is dead but her mom just looked at the answering machine and walked back out. So the girl checks on her boyfriend to find him wadded butt naked in a ball in her closet. Apparently he was in the middle of climbing in when her mom came in the room. He was 2 feet from her, but she never looked his way. Mom then took a nap awhile before leaving for a meeting. So boyfriend stayed in that closet with his leggs asleep for 2 1/2 hours. Why didnt he just get up and let mom see he was there? Well the girl was underage and he was 29 and didnt want to go to prison.
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ReplyDeleteThank you Karen, we, I mean they, need all the luck they can get. The husband has a really good job so it will take a little while for him to find a job that is at least comparable to the one he has now. As soon as he does though, he will be gone and the wife will pack up their belongings and sell their home and follow as quickly as possible!
ReplyDeleteIt's the only she can get away from all the "can I borrow", "I need", "can I have", "I want"! Hearing all the time "I know y'all aren't hurting for money so...", "you're always getting new stuff so I know you have extra"... Um HELLO! I don't do drugs! I don't drink! I don't smoke! (think maybe the family has something to do with that?) I'm smart with my money. I don't blow it on stupid shit. AND I'm NOT giving it to you! uuugh
@ethorne - Oh hell no!
ReplyDelete1 - I am so done having babies, after 4 boys I'd just have another boy.
2 - I'd kick hubbies ass for even thinking it. lol
3 - Did I mention I'm so done having any more babies!
Supermom's family is super boring.
ReplyDelete@momto4boys - good luck to you....um, I mean....to her! I had a cousin like that - the whole family just dropped him cold - I've heard he's one sad guy now.
ReplyDeleteThis woman constantly berates her dead husband.
ReplyDeleteShe has never had to work a day in her life, but constantly made her past husband work, even with severe health issues. Even on deaths doorstop she was making him do all the house work while she went out with friends and bitched about him.
When he died she gave away all his stuff in under a week-guilty conscious.
She still blames the the 3 kids for "killing him", to the point where most of her friends have left her, realizing it wasn't really her they were friends with, but the much beloved husband.
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ReplyDeleteI'LL label this
ReplyDeleteDEW AS I SAY; NOT AS I DEW
Which psychiatrist in Derby city uses the platform of a "Christian Centered Approach" and attends the largest local church like six flags over Jesus but does so only to increase business- which turns out is really writing as many scripts as he can for a certain ADD medication to make a living in kickbacks. Not ethically and morally corrupt enough? His evaluation to diagnose ADD consists of 10 or so DSMV questions that lasts a total of 15 minutes. His mandatory monthly appointments with patients? He's happy the law makes it mandatory to charge each one of his patients an additional $95 dollars each month for a 10 minute appointment in order to receive a refill on their medication- which is usually an increased dosage accompanied with an additional script for a sleep aid for those he's wired the F$!? Out. And he doesn't discriminate- children are a large population of his clientele. His favorite scam? Using the holidays to require alllll his patients to schedule an additional $95 fifteen minute appointment because research shows that's when the highest number of suicides occur- oh, and when he needs to make the money to pay for his family's annual Christmas vacation (which is at a different beach resort each year). You'd think if he made it through med school he would be smart enough to not openly tell patients from the beginning that he isn't going to sit around talking about any personal stuff going on with them- he just wants to know how many hours of concentration the patient can maintain throughout the day and how many hours they are sleeping. Not bad enough? He himself claims to suffer from his own specialty and washes it down in the morning with Dew.
And yes.. Ppl leave alarming reviews on all of the Internet sites that rate local physicians.
Damn, Ashley, that's messed up!
DeleteOMFG! you guys are good! If only my family was as juicy!
ReplyDeleteWhat ex trophy wife, now divorcee, recently wrote a blog entry praising her ex husband's skills at spending money on her, and her ex-lover's skills at pleasing her? Pitt the young children, who will surely stumble across this someday.
ReplyDeleteWhich troublemaker won't talk to her brother because past-life regression therapy caused her to "remember" him sexually abusing her when they were both teens? It is well-known among their siblings that she is off her rocker but her children believe she is a saint and hate their uncle. The uncle's wife has no idea why his sister hates him so but no one will tell her.
ReplyDeleteThis former A++ Mechanic and Baseball Coach has lived a fairly normal life. Normal that is until you see certain photos. These photos show him partying and smoking strange looking cigarettes with a chubby, glasses wearing man who was nothing but a phony until a night in December of 1980.
ReplyDeleteAlso in these photos you can see the chubby man holding a beautiful baby boy (who isn't an A++ mechanic and can barely use a wrench today).
This A++ mechanic was a devoted husband for 38 years until his wife was taken from him ironically on the anniversary his chubby acquaintance became a somebody 32 years earlier.
This one will be revealed.
@Ashley Bowen - That's pretty low. And he's also a liar...the holiday-suicide myth is just that. Most occur in -- go figure -- July. In the late afternoon. By white, middle-aged men. True story.
ReplyDelete(Although his method of diagnosis? Using the DSM? That's standard procedure, pretty much.)
@Rowdy - Holy shit. I see where that's going and ho-leee sheeeeeit. That's crazy.
ReplyDeleteThis one has always made me sad:
ReplyDeleteAn upstanding couple with two grown sons and a life that is seemingly completely tame and controlled have a sad secret: not long after they first started dating, the not-yet-wife found herself pregnant. Staunchly religious, she insisted on having the baby, but wasn't ready to marry the dad. She gave the baby up in a closed adoption and never saw it or knew who the adoptive family was. The couple stayed together, however, and ending up getting married a few years later. They then had two children who were never told of the older sibling, and now they kids are grown with their own families. They all look exactly alike. The grown kids have no idea that there is another sibling in the world - neither mom nor dad has ever breathed a word. Mom has never forgotten, however. Family members are still waiting for her to finally spill the beans, but it seems unlikely.
I have a childhood friend with nearly the same story. Only, the father of her and her brother (both grown & married), wasn't the father of the first child. Knew about him, sure, but loved and married Mom anyway. aughter doesn't know whether or not to track half-brother down - hasn't been able to decide/deal with it for years.
Deletecareful, your irony is showing.
ReplyDelete@Lucas Yeah it was when Chubby Man was a worker for some charity (World Vision?) at Fort Chaffee. The two met through mutual friends (hippies lol) and hung out at the same parties.
ReplyDelete@Rowdy/Lucas - I feel kind of stupid, but I'm not sure I follow the story...
ReplyDelete(And it sounds like it's a good one, but I'm not sure that I'm on the right track.)
Thank you, AKM! Same here, re: rowdy's blind.
ReplyDeleteWhat local extremely wealthy family is too cheap to hire ushers or caterers for a public memorial service for a family member and sent out a mass email for volunteers to work the service and bring food.
ReplyDeleteThis is so interesting. I'm a long time lurker, first time poster. I'm home sick today and if it weren't for the fact I work two jobs and try to see my boyfriend who works the opposite shifts as me in between my hectic jobs, I'd post more! I feel like I could post SO many blind items. My whole damn life is a series of blind items. The CDAN community keeps me sane among my proverbial clown car of blind-item worthy family issues, so thanks y'all!
ReplyDelete@PinkPicklegoo-once in a while, I laugh at how ridiculous my family seems, but usually it's more depressing than juicy. I'll try to keep my blind item more light hearted though! I guess it isn't really light hearted, but compared to what I could put, it's the least of the issues du jour.
This B- human being is having a kid. 29 years old, his first kid (or first anything that requires being an adult), with his 25 year old girlfriend. Not so unusual on the surface. Dig a little deeper, and you remember that his now baby-mama refused to kiss him for the first 6 months. He thought it was strange, but after a string of failed romances with barely legal dimwits, he decides it's better not to rush things. He meets her family, they're all really nice and supportive of her. She studied early childhood studies in school. She works retail part time, though none of us really know how she supports herself in this expensive city. Fast forward three months, and she falls off the face of the earth. The B- human doesn't talk about her at all. We figure another one just bit the dust. Another three months later, it's Christmas. He brings her to the family dinner, and surprised us all. She gifts his mom a baby onesie and lets the news out that she's expecting. Apparently they've been secretly seeing each other, and have apparently progressed from the nothing-more-than-kissing embargo. I decide to comfort this B- human being and be as supportive as possible, even though I've labeled him B- for many reasons, mostly because of the way he treated me. He says it's a complete surprise but he wants to take full responsibility. The reason it's a surprise? He says they used condoms AND she was on the pill. I recall a conversation I had with her about how the pill had cured me of all my nasty womanly issues due to my 'girl time.' She says she can't take it for some medical reason. As I recalled this (but didn't explain out loud) I tried to lighten the mood by saying 'well she took early childhood education, maybe she poked holes in the condom?' He laughed, but I find out later this isn't a joke. I go to a dinner where both sides of the new parents are present. I say to the B- lister's baby mama's brother that it's a surprise and I'd be freaking out, but I'm glad they're taking it in stride. He tells me in confidence that she dates guys for a little bit, and tries to get pregnant. Usually they figure out her plan. Not so for this B- lister who isn't exactly smart when it comes to women (or anything, really). OH and did I mention this B- lister has deep rooted psychological issues? He's been going to therapy, taking medicine, the whole nine yards because of his inability to trust anyone. Don't think this'll help that at all.
Side note- @Lucas, I'd like to thank you (and many others) who have talked about your experiences with depression, etc. The more I hear other people talk about it, the less crazy I feel. So thank you.
ReplyDelete@Svetlana - you are welcome. The stigma of depression is almost as bad as the disease itself. Until we can get people to realize that clinical depression and being bummed the Niners lost the Superbowl aren't the same thing people will still be afraid to be open about it. I'm a pretty normal, well-adjusted person who went through a really rough patch and medication (combined with therapy, meds alone don't get the job done) helped me get through it. I just didn't anticipate how difficult it would be to get off the meds. My therapist advised me over six months ago that unless something specifically happened I didn't need to keep going. Now that I've had time to make sure things are stable I'm ready to get off the meds. And you'll be happy to know I did get in touch with my doctor and started a slow taper off. We'll see how it goes. Hang in there - you're not "crazy", you're suffering from a disease that has physical as well as mental components but by facing it head-on you're already winning.
DeleteWhat government employee is considering quiting her job after overhearing that the people who are vips on the second floor are getting bullet proof glass and panic alarms and key coded doors so incase of an attack the collateral damage can be confined to the ground level. The highest ranking government offical came up with this idea.
ReplyDelete@AKM @discoflux I said it would be revealed so here it is.
ReplyDeleteThe A++ Mechanic is my dad and the Chubby Glasses wearing Man is Mark David Chapman, the fucker who killed John Lennon.
They met through mutual friends (Chapman made them when he was working at the local Army base being used for Vietnamese Refugees) who were all 70's hippies (So not the dirty 60's kind lol).
I was just a baby at the time so we have pics with Chapman with my dad and mom and a few of him holding me.
I didn't even know about them until after I had become a fan of the Beatles and Lennon in particular. My parents were going to throw them away as to not piss me off, but I wanted to keep them.
After all, how many people can say they have pictures of them with the killer of not only one of their idols, but greatest songwriters of all time? On top of that, Chapman looks like a kind, sweet person in the pics. The last person you'd think would do what he did.
RowdyRodimus - That is mind blowing! Thanks for sharing. Wow. Just wow.
DeleteRowdy, I am so glad you revealed that because I honestly thought you were implying your dad had sex with Elton John.
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ReplyDeleteThis nurse at an A+ childrens hospital has a terrible skeleton in her closet and it isn't an addiction to Oxycontin. Back in her 20s, she married a guy who was a total Boy Scout. Problem was, he was a Boy Scout Troop leader with a pedophile problem. He went to prison and she stayed by his side until another prisoner killed him. She's changed her name now but the reporters found her and keep calling her. No wonder she drinks herself to sleep each night.
@kelly- sad story :(
Deletekelly - that is truly sad. The nurse probably has PTSD over all this. I hope she can seek therapy and overcome this period in her life. Drinking is not the solution, but I completely understand.
DeleteThis is a "Old Hollywood" Blind...What Title Writer wooed a small town girl and promised her the world? She got pregnant and left town. When his illegitimate child came knocking years later looking for answers, Title Writer had to do some pretty fast talking to come up with a reasonable excuse. The excuse was that he and small town girl had gotten married,(He even described the courtship and how they met) but she couldn't stand the Hollywood "wild party" scene, so she suddenly left him one night. Even though he looked and looked, he could never find her. In reality, she left because after she told him she was pregnant and demanded he make an honest woman out of her, he told her he couldn't because he was already married (so naive to believe him when he said he wasn't)
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Illegitimate child - my father
@AKM - thanks, I thought I was the only one who had no idea what that is about.
ReplyDeleteMy blind: What smart, funny, generous and kind woman is wasting her life in a relationship with a gay man that she doesn't know is gay? She thinks they don't have sex because he's on meds. When her first long term relationship ended her friends started telling her stories about how her ex was always hitting on men. She then found out her ex had moved his "old school friend" into her former home - he went to an all boys school. Her next long term relationship ended when she discovered that he was a transvestite. He is now transexual and married to a man in Wales.
Her current relationship is with a guy who's so far back in the closet he's in fucking Narnia. She is really smart but doesn't seem to have any emotional intelligence. This may be because her father molested her from the age of 9.
This isn't my story to reveal, so it won't be. I just wish it wasn't true. She's worth so much more.
@kelly, that's awful. I hope she finds peace.
ReplyDeleteLucas, that's really sweet, and I am happy to know that! The stigma is the fucking worst of it. I recently told one of my really good friends that I had an eating disorder for almost ten years. We were both chefs, so she didn't really understand. She said 'I always saw you eating' and I said 'yeah, you probably never saw me throw up, and you never saw that the only time I ate was at work.' I thought she would understand, but she had so many weird statements afterwards, it was a lot less cathartic than I thought it would be. She now works with my boyfriend (he knows too), and he said she starts acting weird when he talks about me. UGH I just wish I could undo that simple sentence from escaping my mouth. It's so true about the tapering off-it's like going from riding a bike with training wheels to a bike with one wheel that doesn't have any handlebars. You know it can be done, but it seems like you're not going to be one of those people that can do it. Anything I can do to help anyone else, I'm always available for talking! If nothing else, I can respond to emails when I get a chance at work.
ReplyDeleteAlso if anyone gets the reference to my screen name, 5000 brownie points for you!! :)
This quiet, older gentleman has a long history of secrets. One never knows what will secret will come popping out next. Some time ago, he unburdened in a fit of drunken toxicity, that when he lived on a farm that there were too many cats, cats everywhere.
ReplyDeleteBeing next to the highway, it was always thought that the poor dears that disappeared were victims of vehicular homicide or illness, however some of their fates were not determined by natural causes. In fact, when it was deemed there were too many cats underfoot, the ones least likely to be missed were stuffed in a bag and drowned in the river. If this man could so easily kill some innocent kittens, what other misdeeds has he performed?
@Rowdy - Holy SHIT. December '80 should have been my tip-off! (I was thinking that the baby's real father was the chubby friend, or something. I was WAY off.) That's just beyond belief! Yikes.
ReplyDelete@Svetlana - It's not your fault that you chose to confide in her. She just happened to be the wrong person, it happens, and don't be ashamed. There ARE kind, enlightened people out there who will understand! And your screen name...I feel like it should have something to do with "AbFab," but it's been far too long since I've watched it.
Also, speaking of depression and MI, I have to write a paper today about therapeutic/medicinal Tx versus complementary/alternative Tx. Very interesting.
@rhinovodka - As an animal lover/cat lady, I personally find this abhorrent, but wasn't that the standard farm M.O. back in the day? My great-grandparents were lovely, kind, gentle people, but when there were too many cats on their farm, they did the same thing. Folks back then believed that it was quick and humane, from what I understand.
ReplyDelete@AKM-Thanks for the kind words. I feel like I just want to bury my head in the sand like an ostrich every time I'm around her. I hate doing this to people, but I'm only 24 :( The show I'm talking about is probably mid-90's? I don't even know, it was on Canadian Netflix (which sucks ass if anyone doesn't already know) and I decided to watch it and it turns out I love it!
ReplyDeleteI forgot to say, the point is I don't know what AbFab is lol
ReplyDelete@Svetlana You told a person a very intimate thing about yourself, if they want to hold that against you then fuck 'em. You didn't decide one day that you wanted an eating disorder. It would be the same thing as someone holding it against someone if they had been raped. Not really something you have control over.
ReplyDeleteAs for your screenname, all I can think of is the one time character from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Stalin's Daughter or That woman with the world's longest legs and Monsoon all I can think of is Gorilla Monsoon.
@Svetlana - If someone acts stupidly when told about a very personal issue then the problem is theirs, not yours. You opened up to someone and that takes courage. Keep your chin up.
ReplyDeleteAlso - you don't know about AbFab? Oh my word, you are missing out on the joyful insanity that is Eddie Monsoon. Google Absolutely Fabulous starring Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley. You won't look at a blonde beehive the same way again.
Former co-worker
ReplyDeleteThis man is extremely talented at what he does, which is entertain people on a daily basis. When he was hired it was over the phone based on his talent and resume. Unfortunately his resume left a few things out, only to be discovered when he couldn't arrive on the day of the 'launch'. Why? Because he was FORBIDDEN to travel/step foot in 2 different states and had to take the long way.
Seems the law has a record of his attraction to little boys.
(again, former co-worker. Certainly not friend)
Thanks @Rowdy, I appreciate it. P.S. your story is crazy! Sometimes it is the kind, sweet looking people. Some people have that look to them where you think 'well, that's what Danny Trejo would look like if he got beaten up on a regular basis' and some people just look like they shit rainbows and butterflies, but they end up being the ones that surprise you in a bad way.
ReplyDelete@Munch @Svetlana Believe it or not, even though AbFab is a show (mainly) for women or gay men (Seriously, it is-I think Saunders said so in an interview), I'm a completely straight guy who loved it.
ReplyDeleteThen again, I was totally in love with Saffron. I've always like the bookworm look even before it became hot in the last few years. ;)
@Rowdy Is this turning into an Ab Fab thread?! Because I fully support that!! :) I was introduced to Ab Fab by a straight guy in 1999, and been obsessed ever since. You know that the movie is for sure happening, right?! Squee!
DeleteThanks @Munch, and I'll take a look! Edina Monsoon-that's a pretty sweet name haha
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ReplyDelete@kympossible... um, what are you doing?
ReplyDeleteQUICK EVERYONE! The troll left the bridge, go and grab as many coins as you can!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat female member of my family named her son after her husband, not the lover she was flaunting who actually sired the child?
ReplyDeleteWhich female member of my family is faking early onset Alzheimer's to keep her husband from divorcing her?
Spoiler, it's the same woman.
AbFab trivia time: the name Eddie Monsoon came about because Jennifer Saunders' husband is Ade Edmondson and a lot of people had misheard / mispronounced Edmondson as Eddie Monsoon, so it's a little tip of the hat to her husband.
ReplyDeleteI LOVED Kate O'Mara as Patsy's sister. Genius casting.
@Vera-eek, I almost laughed at the spoiler part. Not because it's funny, but because I can totally see my mom doing that in 10 years. Does the husband know about the kid?
ReplyDeleteThis is an older spoiler. ;) yes, the "dad" knows. Bio dad has never really been in the picture.
ReplyDeleteThis husband and wife couple have been fighting. A lot. She's a reporter who is a big deal in her own mind, but actually a giant nobody. He's a community pillar and considered to be one of the nicest guys around. She's been begging sympathy from anyone who will listen, with tales of his cheating and controlling behaviour. She's been offered promotions at work, new accommodations and nights away because of her story. The only problem is, he's not the only cheater. He's just the only one who admits (or regrets) it.
ReplyDeleteLOVE this show (AbFab) guys! Love that she referenced Lacroix, but my gosh those clothes are horrible.
ReplyDeleteMy cousin recently passed away from a heart attack. Thing is her daughter witnessed her stepdad giving her mom a 'white powder' right before she died. Stepdad is refusing an autopsy. My cousin's older children are taking it to court. The truth be told the whole family, my cousin, her husband, her mom, her siblings, are all meth heads. The only innocent people here are the children.
ReplyDeleteDamn, we're all as messed up as the celebrities. Human nature is what it is, I guess!
ReplyDelete@Moxie that's awful. I hate when there are innocent children involved.
ReplyDelete@Moonmaid yes. That is a fact. Enty said that if those awful teenmom celebrities were A-Listers, they'd be front page of every newspaper. It's true-it's all about whether people are interested in these scandals or not. I could never be a politician. There are too many skeletons in my closet, although most of them aren't my fault.
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ReplyDelete@Lisa B - you're welcome!
Delete@Lisa B - don't let the grumpy haters get you down! We got your back ;) Miss ya around these parts!
DeleteWhat celebrity professor thinks he is a guru? He has former students (they must be female and under 25) living with him to cook, clean, drive, and other "jobs" in his multi-million dollar home. When he is asked by his employer about this habit, his response is: "I'm helping them become better people." Yes, his ego is that large. He's not worried about getting fired since he has tenure and is extremely popular. What he should worry about is having his mug on the local news. Three local investigative reporters are doing stories on him. Can't wait to watch him on the six o'clock news.
ReplyDeleteThis C-list aunt is known cheater, but even her long-cuckolded husband would be shocked to learn just how deep the indiscretions go. Sure, everyone knows about the neighbors, but what about the son's teacher, and the gay son's boyfriend? Maybe that's why she puts sedatives in hubby's tea, to keep him too lethargic to care.
ReplyDeleteWhat poster on a popular gossip site won't stop trolling, posting repetitively that the blogger is obviously making up blinds? Word is that our poster is annoying everyone and not helping his cause.
ReplyDeleteAR was always in love with her sister's husband, UR, but what could she do? She had a husband and children of her own to worry about. But when the sister came out of the closet and left UR and their son behind for a woman, AR made her move. She abandoned her own husband and kids, married her former brother in law, and raised her nephew as her own son.
ReplyDeleteThis handsome A-list bachelor local police officer and F-list actor (extra) is very popular with the local women. And he has discretely bedded several of them. But his playboy reputation in this small town would tarnish if it came out that he liked to wear women's crotchless pantyhose around the house just for funsies.
ReplyDeleteSeachica - lulz
ReplyDeleteOooh, should we start with second-hand gossip about celebrities? Here's one that was passed along to me by a tour bus driver:
ReplyDeleteThis drummer for an A-list name recognition band that has been around since the early 80s has "groupies" on the bus after the shows. Not unusual, most bands do. Oh, did I mention that the "groupies" are teenage boys?! You would know the drummer's name. He's been very vocal and outspoken in the past. And it's NOT Tommy Lee
This man and his father came home from war to a new baby sister (and a mother/wife who had a extra husband). Many years pass before the baby sister had a baby of her own. She wanted the baby but she wasn't married so the baby was forcibly taken away by the Govt and Church never to be seen or heard from again. Many years and a few court cases later the Church finally admitted it was wrong, but after all this time no records could be found so the baby stayed lost forever.
ReplyDeleteOooh I love it! I suck at these, but Lars maybe?
ReplyDelete@Svetlana Got it!
DeleteVIPblonde - That's who I thought too. Guess that one should have been Easy-Easy. It is sad.
DeleteOld true family BI: what middleaged couple who co owned a bar/resturant took in the wifes niece when she immigrated from Ireland? Yup, took the 21 year old in, gave her a job and let her stay with them. All going well until wife came home few months later to get something at lunchtime during the day to find her husband in bed with said niece!! Wife beat them uo, threw them both out, and took ownership of bar/resturant and apartment herself.
ReplyDeleteOn the celebrity side (not a fake blind):
ReplyDeleteWhat A+++ mostly movie actress walked into the local movie theater 20 minutes after the film started (not one of hers), stands up in front of everyone and asks if it would be okay if they started the movie over again? Stupid audience says: Sure. Luckily, the projectionist says: No Way!
When the manager tries to get our star to sign the forms so she can get her money back she turns her nose up and refuses to 'autograph' anything. Her bodyguard signs the forms. Then, she goes outside and signs autographs for the stupid theater-goers who never did get to see the movie.
@Pink_Palace Your dad sounds like a man after my family's heart. We love dark humor. As for the subject of my blind... we don't call her Aunt Crazy for nothing. I'm just afraid she'll end up succeeding one of these days, despite her best efforts not to.
ReplyDelete@jax Reveal, reveal! Was it Piven? Was he a douche? Or was it someone else confirming what a douche he is? Spill, pleeeease!
@shopgirl that's pathetic. My gosh.
ReplyDeleteI forgot! I have one! This sometimes rapper sometimes actor worked on a show where I am in Canada (not the first two cities you would think of). He worked with a couple friends of mine on the show-they have nothing but nice things to say about him. He'd put on impromptu shows and invite the whole cast and crew backstage after, he'd happily sign anything for and/or meet with fans, and frequently took a few people out for dinner at a time to get to know them. I don't know if he's had any bad press (or any major press, really), but he's definitely one of the good ones. And quite handsome I might add :)
With a little googling, I don't think this one is that hard.
@ svetlana
ReplyDeleteCommon filming Hell on Wheels in Calgary?
Always cool to hear about the good ones.
@Svetlana Is it Drake? I hope so as I want to like him.
ReplyDeleteI guess I have one from my days in acting/extra work:
This basic cable sitcom never made it big. It was lucky to last as long as it did, even if it did boast a future Oscar winner with A+ talent and name recognition. But the pilot shoot was full of friendly people and this blog commenter wishes it had gone on just a bit longer... if only for the residuals checks.
This actress with maybe C list name recognition who barely sings on a network show full of people who do started out on a failed drama. She seemed friendly and well-adjusted. Here's hoping she gets work on shows this commenter can tolerate.
Now that I think of it, I can't think of anything dirty, really. I guess I got lucky, not seeing the darker sides.
Heh, @VIP, good idea!
ReplyDeleteYou may not know his name right off the top of your head, but what his ex said is true: this talented actor is in a land of his own when it comes to relationships. But he is always willing to lend a hand to brown-nosers.
@April, it's not Drake, but that's a really good guess! The actor/rapper I'm talking about was born in the US.
ReplyDeleteHmm I have no idea about yours :( I also don't know the distinction between network, cable, almost-network haha.
Once upon a time this was a juicy BI, but now it's probably a bit of a yawn:
ReplyDeleteThis handsome coworker was relaxing in the sauna of a swanky hotel during some down time of a work conference when he was approached - not at all discreetly - by this A list actor. All the details of the coworker's story have since been corroborated by several tabloid stories in the last few years suggesting this is indeed the actor's MO. Just come out of the closet already, A-lister! Everyone knows anyway.
Livia! You got it! He's super cool IRL. The show kinda sucks, but I don't mind when he gets shirtless and starts fighting :)
ReplyDelete@Livia, Travolta?
ReplyDeleteThe non-famous BIs are like reading Peyton Place. Very interesting!!
My usual guess for those kinds of blinds Livia-Travolta??
ReplyDelete@Izzie - yep. At the time it happened, it was still a little (though not completely) shocking to have confirmation of his preferences - and his brazenness.
ReplyDelete@Svetlana - I used to watch the show the first season when it aired after The Walking Dead. I wasn't even aware it's still on! I kind of liked it, and Common definitely has an amazing presence. It's good to know he's that cool IRL. I'll have to track it down and watch again.
@Livia There are two seasons now, the third is going to be filmed this summer. He makes real eye contact, like when he's talking to you, he makes it seem like he's drowning out the rest of the world. I'm a sucker for any guy who does that :) The premise was good, the acting is pretty good actually, I just think the writing is a little lackluster, especially compared to some other shows on AMC. Most of the cast on the show are pretty sweet-apparently Colm Meaney comes across as aloof to some people, but I'm told that's just his sense of humour. Dry, witty, isn't actually taking himself too seriously.
ReplyDelete@April, for your 2nd one - Lea Michelle or The Zooey? (I'm leaning toward Lea...)
ReplyDeleteThis has been a blast & I have shamefully wasted my entire afternoon reading this awesome thread!
ReplyDeleteI think whenever Enty posts about a Kardashian we highjack the thread and post personal blinds instead.
Or replace FFF? (full frontal friday...those were the days)
And I wanted to say, some were cray cray entertaining, but some are truly sad. Off to go back & re-read!
ReplyDeleteOne more blind, from a friend in the music biz. This time in Ted speak, just for fun:
ReplyDeleteOne Very Bumpy Blind Vice
This A-/B+ Actress has a social disease. Let's call her Prius Crotch-Catch for old time's sake. That's not unusual, plenty of people in Hollywood do. The crazy part is who she picked it up from. Let's call him Branchy Sanchez, the bassist in this shock rock group that's been around since the 90's. Now that's shocking!!
@VIP Kate Hudson? Lord I hope she's not that high. The dude is Twiggy Ramirez, fo sho.
ReplyDelete@Svetlana Half right. Not Kate Hudson
DeleteEek! I'm not a huge Metallica fan, but that gives me the sads (thanks to the CDAN community for giving me that phrase!)
ReplyDeleteI wonder how his 'metal' street cred would be if anyone knew??
One now A or A+ Actor/Director is a really nice person. Has been freinds with another very close non famous friend for close to 30 years. He is suspected for many blind items. Wife...standoffish. They know someone besides me who reads the site and laugh about the items. So, I'm not giving that many personal details because of that.
ReplyDeleteFrom a friend who worked as an extra on set; took place a few years ago.
ReplyDeleteReal (easy) celebrity blind:
This A-list actor got really annoyed while filming. This A-list actress (though she is more A-list in name recognition, B for talent, I think)
kept forgetting and messing up her lines. Our actor would get really winded from yelling at her.
On and off set da actor was friendly- chatting and making small talk with everyone, while our actress only talked when spoken to or when forced. (I thought she would be friendlier.)
I think she would have been in a better mood if she ate real food, instead of those shakes her assistant kept handing her.
Ate or drank nothing except those things. Must have worked some magic though because the two were soon said to be a couple off screen as well.
@Kimberly I might be way off base, but Tim Burton? HBC I could see as being standoffish, only because she doesn't want to be tabloid fodder, so if she doesn't do anything whatsoever, nobody could really say anything about her.
ReplyDeleteShe was sixteen, just out of a way too serious relationship with an older guy. She started to go off the rails drinking all the time and sometimes sleeping around. Due to past experiences she didn't enjoy sex she just did it because she felt it was expected of her. She got a reputation as party girl and a wild child when the sun went down, during the day she smoked pot and read, stayed home. what a double life, drunken slut by night. stoned scholar by day. She started to see this b- guy that she went to school with in social circles. They got close and she attended his infamous parties as his unofficial girlfriend. She fell hard for him. Turned out he was sleeping with her friends. He'd explain it away and she'd believe him of blame the friends. Eventually they got serious he was still slutting around. She told him she loved him he told he he did too and she was the only girl. Until one day she stayed over his house then when she got home got a phone call she saying he was dating another girl and they could still have a thing. After awhile the blinded by love girl ended up sleeping with him believing him and the other girl to be broken up. They weren't but they did and our girl took the guy back. He said he loved her but couldn't keep it in his pants she agreed to a one sided open relationship. Our girl was crazy for him and hadn't had 'normal' relationships before. She barred him from the ex until she got a phone call telling her he was still on with the ex who only started with him the first time and again to hurt her. Our girl was heartbroken and told the guy they couldn't continue. She went even more out of control, drinking all the time again and living on alcohol and Valium. Eventually the guy came back and they started up again. He was still up to his old tricks fucking his way through her friends which she blamed on herself, she felt worthless started to starve herself again. Eventually she went to hospital with stomach pains and throwing up all the time. Turns out she was pregnant, All alone sixteen and pregnant. She was booked in for an quiet and quick abortion before she could process it. Back off the rails she went. Told the guy it was over for good wouldn't tell him why just that they were toxic. She had confided in a 'friend' turned out the friend had known everything and was secretly telling the ex girl everything. They decided to blackmail our blind so she told the guy about the abortion he wasn't surprised said she did the right thing and that atleast he knew his junk worked. Our girl was disgusted. He tried to get back together she told him she never ever would and that she was numb to him, she would never feel anything for him or anyone else again. Our story does have a happy ending though. Through the guy she met her current partner who knew of her past and had one of his own. A few years later and they are together and she is seeing someone for her issues.
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ReplyDelete@Kimberly I'll guess Affleck
ReplyDeleteooh I like the Affleck guess! He is pretty much the go-to for asshole actor/director blinds eh? I love JG, and their kids are so cute! That's one good looking family.
ReplyDelete@April Was the first one about the sitcom Boosum Buddies or the Jamie Foxx Show?
ReplyDeleteExcellent idea Enty!!
ReplyDeleteWhat local couple and business owners frequently seen with the younger crowd who own property, but not the property they say they own, are currently black balling a local business owner? What they don't know is the local business owner will soon hold the second highest political office in the area.
You got it shopgirl.
ReplyDeleteWow I never get these right!
DeleteThis young lady who is the daughter of a preacher, was forced to move to Florida with relatives after she had an affair with a married man at only 17. She claims she had a miscarriage, but family knows the truth. Fast forward 1 year. She has gotten pregnant by another married man who is in the process of divorce. After a few years of marriage to the father of her child, she decides she is tired of hubby working out of town and finds a new married man. Yes she becomes pregnant again. This man promptly leaves her after finding out the news. Her current husband takes her back and claims the child that is another man's as his own. After 10 more years of marriage she promptly kicks her husband out and moves in her new 20 year old boyfriend who shockingly isn't married. To this day her daughter who is 17 doesn't know that the man she calls father isn't really her father. I always have wondered what the mom told her daughter waa the reason she was left out of her grandmother's will while her sister and 2 half sisters recieved money and personal items? Now that she went through the $100,000 she got from her ex husbands retirement is all gone I wonder how long the boy toy will stick around? Or maybe start looking at her 20 and 17 year old daughters who live at home?
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Drew Barrymore?
ReplyDeleteTried a little harder with the google machine, Cameron Diaz?
ReplyDelete@Svetlana The google machine worked!
DeleteThis thread was excellent.
ReplyDeleteWhat recently married top executive at a major PNW corporation hasn't publicized his marriage or wedding because he plans to continue cheating? He has hired a company to clean up his internet "image" so the new wife would not see him listed on every single Cheater's web site by everyone he has been with in forever. The new wife is young and dumb, like previous bimbos and monkey-spank models who have lived with him. Will she escape with the money? Or did he get her to sign a pre-nup that included restrictions to her internet use in addition to no sharing of assets?? She might have done this to protect her own holdings, including stocks and quit claim deeded property.
ReplyDeleteThis A+ triple threat - mostly known for her performances in the shower was the apple of her parents eye. One day a jar of cookies mysteriously disappeared. The parents blamed her D list little brothers.. The mom betting on the youngest brother and the dad betting on the oldest brother. Both brothers were grounded for a month until one of them confessed. They never did , each blaming the other. The truth? The A+ sister stole them and shared them with her friends down the street. The parents still to this day blame the D list brothers.
ReplyDeleteAlicia - Bwahahahahah! Great blind!!
DeleteJax, don't believe Pivert's lies! He's just trying to get you into bed, and you don't want those cooties!
ReplyDeleteMooshki - if it was Pivert jax is already covered! Jax will need to de-louse before returning to any thread. Possibly de-lousing now??
DeleteYou know how Enty sometimes says that the D-listers are far more entertaining than the A/B listers? Well, I think this thread shows why that's true. You get a big enough pool of people, and some seriously crazy shit is bound to happen!
ReplyDeleteWow, I'm in love with this thread! It's not all sunshine and rainbows but it's just just as fascinating and liberating. Thanks all of you who posted stories!
ReplyDelete@Enty you should repeat this experience!
Wow, this thread filled up my inbox! Must be because it's so fun.
ReplyDeleteMy blinds were kind of vague. I'll give more hints.
@Izzie Marceaux It's definitely someone from Glee, but not Lea Michele. Honestly, I wonder if anyone would guess this. This actress barely got any screen time back when I watched. I just stopped after winter hiatus. But she pretty much never sings, even though she was in the club. I personally think they just liked the actress, put her in, then just barely ever found anything for her to do. I just put the blind up because I spent a significant of time near her and another actress involved in musical endeavors when they were both on a show that didn't last. I was a regular extra on it until it got cancelled.
Eh, I'll just reveal. It's Vanessa Lengies playing Sugar Motta on Glee. She was on American Dreams, also playing a teen, though she was one then. I was a regular "bandstand kid" on that show and worked a lot, so I spent a lot of time around or near her and Brittany Snow. They were both nice, hard working, and unaffected.
@RowdyRodimus: "Was the first one about the sitcom Boosum Buddies or the Jamie Foxx Show?"
I'll just reveal here, too. Neither. It was the Bill Engvall Show. I was in the pilot episode and he was really nice and friendly as was Nancy Travis and Steve Hyntner. He even picked me, even though I was non union and took time to talk to me during shooting and joke around. Just a nice guy. I've heard he's a bit of a drinker, but of the happy, social type, which I'm cool with as it makes me think of my dad. :)
I didn't talk to Jennifer Lawrence much as we weren't in the same scene. Just a few times at craft services. But she seemed cool and together for a teenager. I love her goofiness in interviews. I hope she stays cool.
I guess if it had been more successful, we wouldn't have her in Winter's Bone (which was AMAZING and AWFUL and gut wrenching) or as Katniss Everdeen. So I'm cool with it not being successful or in syndication -- though I would like more checks, please.
Now for everyone else to reveal ALL their celeb blinds!
I loved this thread. Seeing all the crazy among us regular folk makes Hollywood seem a little less bizarre. I mean, it's still bizarre. The only difference is more people hear about it. :)
@Lisa B
ReplyDeleteElisha Cuthbert? ;)
She dreamt she was at his funeral, but that he was not yet dead.
ReplyDelete4 hours later she got the call that he was in a coma.
He died 2 weeks later.
They said he was trying a rope trick in the barn that he had seen on TV....but years later people whisper that he was really murdered by his playmates, who lived down the road.
The lead singer of this one hit wonder rock band from the mid 2000 was arrested not too long after his group split up for refusing to leave a dive bar in Jacksonville Beach? It really made the officers night when the singer shit and pissed himself in the police cruiser.
ReplyDeleteAfter a few hours and an orange jumpsuit with clean underwear, said singer was back in good spirits and even signed his own mugshot (he even added devil horns) for an officers wife who was a fan and had just watched the group on an MTV unplugged special the night before.
It will probably be a cold day in hell before this one gets guessed.
@ Sunny, you funny girl! ; )
ReplyDeleteI'll reveal mine and add this was the same woman who claims she's just ordinary. If an ordinary person did what she did we'd have had popcorn and soda thrown at us. Yes our favorite to hate on: Julia Roberts
ReplyDeleteUgh, what an ass! Every time her Nationwide commercial comes on, just hearing her voice makes me cringe.
ReplyDeleteOf course! Of course it's her. Why wouldn't it be. Who are those people in the theatre who thought it wasn't a big deal?! Sillies... I would totally throw popcorn at her
ReplyDeleteYeah and she drives the wrong way down the one-way street and parks in the employee spots instead of metered parking on the street.
ReplyDelete@shopgirl: What I don't understand is how Julie Roberts thinks she can carry that off. She barely works anymore. It's to the point where no one under 25 might know who she was. What was the movie, BTW?
ReplyDeleteThis was awhile back... The Constant Gardener
DeleteWhoop whoop! That's hilarious. And awesome. I love reading in the style of Ted-C blinds-I always have an old-timey announcer voice in my head. When it's guessed I hear 'ding ding! We have a winner....it's Twiggy Ramirez and Cameron Diaaaaaaaz'
ReplyDeletewhat long married couple who recently did some pretty extensive remodeling, did so not for the reasons given, but because the wife is living in the new wing full time. oh, and the husband, he's gone all together tuesday-friday. at their second home.
ReplyDelete@Bobbi Justin thingie from The Darkness? I seem to remember him going off the deep end after the band split.
ReplyDeleteMan, I wish Himmmm had shown up on this one! Imagine those blinds!
ReplyDeleteRowdy, reading between the lines (I think), condolences on the recent loss of your mother.
So my worrisome blind:
This man took out a third mortgage on the house, borrowing more than it's worth even though they don't need the money yet. He said he's putting it into a fund for their children's college. He says it only makes sense since interest rates are down, but one family member worries he is planning to leave his wife when the kids graduate from high school, and she'll be stuck with a house she can't afford to keep and won't get anything by selling.