Friday, March 22, 2013

Too Short Tries To Evade Arrest

When Too Short got pulled over in a DUI stop and at one point tried to make a break for it, it was all caught on film. His lawyer says the police were treating him unfairly which is why he ran. Police say that he was trying to run because of the DUI and because he was in possession of drugs.


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22 comments:

  1. Diane9:01 AM

    Yup, real winner here! Loser.

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  2. lazyday6039:03 AM

    I wish the clip wasn't so short.

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  3. discoflux9:04 AM

    Did I wake up in 1992?

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  4. FSP9:05 AM

    Why not run? Life is....

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  5. discoflux9:11 AM

    FSP, I give you an emphatic "Oy vey."

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    1. FSP9:15 AM

      Couldn't help it disco. I loved that album.

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  6. Tippie Hippie9:11 AM

    Damn he looks sooo stupid for that trick pony move! And you can tell he was still under the influence and not thinking properly

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  7. auntliddy9:15 AM

    Gee, what could the real story be? Lil

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  8. Sherry9:17 AM

    Come on...You NEVER run from the Popo. They get your ass every single time! Eegit!

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  9. Unknown9:18 AM

    What does it do for your street cred when you can't even outrun cops for 30 feet.

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  10. parissucksliterally9:20 AM

    Running is always a good idea.

    *rolls eyes*

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  11. Anonymous9:38 AM

    Enty .. You made a typo .. It's Too $hort!

    He's a know crack head in the Bay area. This is nothing new ..

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  12. nevermindthat10:07 AM

    I saw this on TMZ and laughed my ass off.

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  13. discoflux10:52 AM

    He's just lucky he didn't run into more corrupt Po-Po.

    Po-Po in the Park

    Po-Po vs The Cubans

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  14. Merlin D. Bear11:06 AM

    Is this an upcoming episode of "Cops"??

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  15. Mary Ann12:02 PM

    My brother is a cop. Here's an excellent piece of advice, free of charge, from a cop's sister: Never run. They'll catch you. And they'll be pissed off because you made 'em run. Just don't. It's not worth it.

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  16. nevermindthat12:49 PM

    Here's the scoop. He was only a tad bit over the legal limit. When he was removed from the cop car they found coke on the floor. Too $hort said that it didn't belong to him and the the drugs were there from a previous arrest the cops had made. Cops said no way because they check the backseats of their squad cars every time a perp is removed.

    Advice to Too $hort: nexttime throw the drugs away while you're running.

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    1. Sherry3:16 PM

      Nevermind, never ever throw. Like someone said earlier they will catch you every single time and now they're pissed off.

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  17. Anonymous4:19 PM

    why is his lil ass trying to outrun police gtfoh Lmfao

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  18. Pip6:46 PM

    I miss old school Cops. A hillbilly would evade arrest by running out of his car with shoes or a shirt on. They'd usually be found behind a bush or tree, because only geniuses were pulled over.

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  19. Pip6:46 PM

    Without*

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