Wednesday, March 06, 2013
Today's Blind Items - Terrified
When you get asked out by someone who is charming and who has been seen almost your whole life as a star, you feel flattered and say yes. This woman dated this A+ list mostly movie actor for a month. She called it the worst month of her life and is trying to warn the actor's latest girlfriend about the actor. He started off as charming. Kind and sweet, he would send flowers and call her and send cars for her when they would go out. On the second date she stayed at his place and he locked the door to the bedroom even though they were the only ones home. The lock was with a key. When she asked what would happen if she needed to go somewhere or get some food during the night from the kitchen he replied, that "She would be fine and that she didn't need to go anywhere." The next morning he insisted she stay for breakfast even though she had to go to work. He yelled at her and said that he was making her breakfast and she needed to stay until he finished. It took him three hours and she was not able to leave until noon. He insisted that she take several baths or showers everyday but would not take any himself. They went out to eat one night and he introduced her to one of his male friends. When she said more than just hello, he grabbed her arm and pushed her over to the restroom and whispered that he would hurt her if she disrespected him again in front of his friends. That she should shut up and never speak unless asked a question. He then smiled and said they should have a nice night and when they got in the limo home he slapped her before making her service him. He then had the driver stop at her place and told her to get out. A real class guy. Surprised she lasted a month.
No guesses, but glad she got out. If this is true she was probably in a bit of shock that this was happening and when she was able to wrap her head around it she got away fast. Good for her!
ReplyDeleteSean Penn
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ReplyDeleteJust based on the news lately...Russell Crowe? Not sure he's A+.
ReplyDeleteThis should be easy but I can't think of anyone who fits. Clooney? He and Stacy have been together for awhile, though. Who else is A+ and who currently has a girlfriend? Leo's out. Brad's out. TommyGirl is out.
ReplyDeleteThis upsets me for SO many reasons. Glad she got out and yes she need to spread the word. I hope this one is revealed!
ReplyDeleteMy very first thought was Russell Crowe bc of the no shower thing. Or maybe Joaquin Phoenix.
They both have Oscars, but I don't really think of them as A+ anymore. I'm kind of stumped. Where's @dragon and CDAN L&O for the rescue?
Yeah, I thought Sean. How long was he with Scarlett?
ReplyDeleteFor some reason Eddie Murphy and Rocsi Diaz popped into mind first. They dated briefly over the summer and he has a new girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds to me like someone who runs though SO's quickly, unless he treats lesser known actresses differently than the big names who might hold their own were they to go to the tabloids with this info. So I wouldn't guess someone like Clooney or Leo who date girls for a year or two at least, though someone who used to have a regular SO and doesn't anymore might be a good guess (Penn was mentioned, maybe him?).
ReplyDeleteDidn't entry reveal a blind about an actor who doesn't shower as Johnny Depp?
ReplyDeleteI think I've heard Sean Penn isn't much for personal hygiene either. This totally sounds like him.
ReplyDeleteHow long did Depp date Amber Heard?
ReplyDelete@ Megan - the forced her to take showers but doesn't bathe - Leo popped right into my head...
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Russell as well...
ReplyDeleteShia le douche (apart from the a list thing)
ReplyDeleteScrap that - missed the whole "charming" bit
ReplyDeleteWhat about Mad Mel?
ReplyDeleteIt might just be me... but I can't see Enty doing a blind like this about Leo. They're too connected.
ReplyDeleteI like the Sean Penn or Russell guess - but more Penn.
Morning all, I'm going to guess Penn for this one based on what Madonna said about him restraining her and leaving her for hours.
ReplyDeleteThis could be anyone since it is so vague with not enough clues. I would say Pacino only because it says mostly movie and he only just started doing Cable movies and I recall Beverly D'angelo mentioning his rather odd behaviour during their children's custody hearings.
ReplyDeleteIt would have been finished after he locked the bedroom door......
ReplyDeleteDefinitely, MISCH! She should have been out after the first overnight.
DeleteExactly. Why stay with him after that point?
DeleteAgreed. Sounds like she was perhaps too.starstruck to see the warning signs.
DeleteNo on the "after the first night" thing. I was married to a bipolar, mentally &physically abusive obsessive stalker for 15 yrs. You give them more than 5 min, and you might never get rid of them, or worse, have them go bonkershits and kill you, or both. Ladies, pleeeeeease, if you ever meet a guy and things seem hinky in any way, it might not be just a "passionate person" or an "endearing quirk." Trust your gut, RUN. Please.
DeleteI thought Depp at first but he was with that Amber chick for 7 months, I think.
ReplyDeleteI was totally picturing Al Pacino through the whole thing...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2287714/Al-Pacino-72-reveals-yellow-unruly-fingernails-dines-upscale-restaurant-younger-girlfriend-Lucila-Sol--32.html
@wahoowifey- I think you nailed it. Shower much Pacino? Didn't think so!
DeleteDanny DeVito - ftw!
ReplyDeleteI think this is Penn. He seems to have a real short fuse and I bet he is very charming at first.
ReplyDeleteThe CDAN'er team has solved it , IMO.
ReplyDeleteThe whole 'sevicing' him line seems like Penn since we all know he has a penchant for working girls and is a pig I could easily imagine this is him.
Wahoowifey, looks like he has a nail fungus.
ReplyDeleteI know...eeewwwwww icky yucky poopoo!
DeleteIf this is Sean Penn, I can imagine it's only going to get worse as he mourns the death of his good buddy, Hugo Chavez.
ReplyDeleteOkay Detectives. I need names and evidences!
ReplyDeleteSergeant lotta mention Eddie murphy. What do we got on h beside trannies. Nothing wrong with that
Detective Anna mention Penn burn crispy tan.
Pacino too.
Let Dun Dun this SVU unit out
Keanu
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's Pacino, he's definitely more than one plus. Now he is a legend altho I don't think yesterday's blind was about him. And his nail problems might be from health issues, he is after all in his 70s.
ReplyDeleteWasn't there a recent blind item reveal that called Leonardo DiCaprio smelly?
ReplyDeleteI think the BF is DiCaprio
the New GF is Margot Robbie
and the old GF is Blake Lively
I immediately thought Penn.
ReplyDeletePacino would be an interesting guess - he was very charming in Scent of a Woman and completely terrifying in a lot of movies.
ReplyDeleteDeNiro keeps coming to mind for some reason, but isn't he newly married?
DeNiro renewed his vows with Grace Hightower. They separated but never divorced.
ReplyDeleteI kept thinking Mickey Rourke, but he isn't A+ these days. Jumping on the train at Penn Station.
Why the fuck did she go out with him after the FIRST time he was abusive?
ReplyDeleteIdiot.
paris, yes.After a month he slaps her but she still gives him a bj, and then gets pissed off when he drops her off and he never calls again. So she does the practical, heroic thing and tells "Enty" via a "friend". Yikes.
DeleteI'm thinking Sean Penn or Jim Carrey.
ReplyDeleteI think it's Sean Penn..And yeah there is no way I would have come back after the door locking issue. That would have scared the hell out of me!
ReplyDeleteI disagree that Pacino is more than A+, and he goes through girlfriends pretty regularly and he is noted for odd behavior, the blind is almost like a character from many of his movies
ReplyDeleteI would just hate this to be Pacino. Wah. Then I'd have to stop respecting him.
ReplyDelete"In the Hollywood Justice System, Blind items are considered especially heinous. In Blogger city, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious Blind items are members of an elite squad, known as the CDaN Unit. These are their stories." DUN DUN
ReplyDeleteMAIN Suspect: Sean Peen.
Evidence: Beside the fact that he is known douche, also support Hugo Chavez and as horrible burn crispy tan he's known to be creepy a hole to woman so we can see him dong this. Although I dont know how woman can find his busted hair charming.
Suspects: Al Pacino
Evidence: Yellow Finger Nails.
@Dragon, don't insult peens like that!
ReplyDelete@Izzie You are right, sorry.
DeleteDragon! ROFL!!!!
ReplyDeleteW
ReplyDeleteSean Penn mistreated everyone.
Awww, don't be too cruel on nail fungus. Shit is impossible to get rid of. Years ago I had a job where I worked in a screen printing plant in Memphis and used a pressure washer all day. My feet were constantly soaked and as a result I got nail fungus. The medication to get rid of it has a low efficacy rate and a high level of recurrence. Since it can damage your liver and costs a mint on top of it my doc doesn't recommend it. He did offer to remove my toenails and see if they grew back sans fungus but that just creeped me out to think about.
ReplyDelete@lucas That's one of my phoebe. Removal nails. When i was a kid i saw my grandma nail rip of. it was nasty
Delete@Lucas- REMOVE the nails sounds fucking painful, hope you are fungus-free today!
DeleteIf you know anything about NYC, you know that you can find great things in the trash! When I was living in the Bronx, I went to do laundry in the basement and found two beautiful metal side tables with glass tops. I had to have them, so I picked one up to carry it to the elevator. Little did I know, the glass wasn't attached. So this ginormous, heavy table top glass slipped from the frame and BAM! Right on my big toe! It then toppled over and shattered. Leaving out the gory details, I ended up losing the entire toenail. (Side note: I had just had a great pedicure too, with a dark color for the fall. Tragic!) Anyway, I went to the doctor, he said neosporin and a bandage for a few days. After the few days the skin hardened a little, and even though there was no nail, it looked pretty normal. The nail grew back in seamlessly.
DeleteSo, if removing your toenail is ever a need for a fungus or anything else, do it. It actually isn't as bad as you might think.
I am a very detailed story teller. I couldn't just say "I lost mine, and it wasn't bad." Ha!
I took that medication, and it worked perfectly! And no liver damage ten years later.
DeleteBut here's how it works: I couldn't see anything happening for like 2 months, then one day noticed the infected big toe nail was loose. Euw, right? So i was kind of pulling at it (euw again) when it just painlessly popped off...and underneath was this fully formed, glistening pink perfectly healthy big toe nail!! Augh!! So gross but yet I must say, so very cool!! Haha
So, this is pretty low class and long...
DeleteI had a nail fungus cos I forgot my flip flops n had to use the gym shower- gross. Shit lasted for aaaaaages cos I just kept painting my nails and you couldn't see it and I was lazy.
So, I normally keep my shoes in my car, but one day I get to work and I had forgotten them - all I had were my flip flops but I hadn't painted ny nails in AAAAAGES so it was chapped polish and fungus city - so not a good look. So I grab my sharpie and give myself a poor girls pedicure... Covered everything in black so you couldn't see anything and made it through the day without dying of embarrassment.
Anyway, sharpie killed the fungus. My nails just started growing clean and I never had to do anything else.
To be fair, it was a fungus that affected the top of the nail (went white and flaked off), not anything deep or those weird thick nails some people get, but yeah. Sharpies for a fungus.
Is every woman in Hollywood a doormat? It seems all the blinds recently have been about women dating guys who treat them like shit. Yeah, the guys are assholes, but come on, these women are pathetic and need to share some of the blame. If some loon locks you in his bedroom and then won't let you leave his house until he says so, you don't go out with him again! WTF!
ReplyDeleteI think the "seen almost your whole life as a star" is good clue. Pacino's been a star for 40 years, so it would have to be an older girlfriend, 40+. Russell Crowe's new girlfriend is 22, but I don't know how old the previous one was. If she was around the same age it would fit, since he's been a star for almost 20 years.
ReplyDeleteHi Lucas.
ReplyDelete@Libby - right back atcha!
DeleteI read through the comments really quickly so bear with me if I misunderstood, but did someone say that Pacino goes through girlfriends quickly? He's been with his current girlfriend...name escapes me, younger, Italian perhaps...for years. Plus, most of his relationships have been fairly long-term.
ReplyDeleteFinally, this doesn't sound like his M.O. at ALL. The guy is known to be pretty introverted, kind, and soft-spoken (albeit quirky, sure) from what I've always heard. Completely different from his Shouty Al movie persona.
Unless someone's got some first-hand knowledge otherwise?
(Yeah, I'm Team Al, not Team Beverly, clearly. She just sounds mean, plus she's friendly with Chevy, and I can't imagine how anyone could be friends with him unless they were a crappy person themselves. Yes, I know I don't know them personally, but I've NEVER heard a good word about Chevy.)
And I have no other guess.
he refuses to shower... she still has sex with him.
ReplyDeletehe locks her in the room and she misses work, she continues to see him
he grabs her arm and straightens her out for being "too friendly" to his frineds, and she continues to date him.
She isn't too bright, and he's a bag of dirty douche water.
I felt bad I missed the pharmaceutical thread the other day---'cause BOY OH BOY can I tell you stories.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, good luck. I've been hoping to run into you to tell you that, we're never here at the same time though.
I'm with you AKM. Plus wasn't there a blind somewhere about a big star who may supposedly have Alzheimers and he was the popular guess? I don't think Pacino is a creep but I sure do about Sean. Still think this stupid trick was expecting the impossible of this guy being perfect after he locked her in the room. And yet she still have him a bj. Cray!
ReplyDeletebradley cooper because i know how Enty hates him
ReplyDeleteI would have thought the 3hour kidnap breakfast would have been enough warning...but she lasted a MONTH!!! Sh!!!!!t
ReplyDeleteI thought Bradley Cooper too but I guess he hasn't been a star that long. I'll go with what ever the Blind Squad comes up with.
ReplyDeleteDun Dun Dun.
I also wouldn't of lasted after breakfast what a creep.
i used to drive for christopher penn. he is not as big of an asshole y'all think he is. he also doesn't give a fuck that people think so ill of him. yeah, he has exhibited some bad tempered behavior in the past, however he gives tons of money anonymously. chris said he was one of the most misunderstood men on the planet. this is not him. let him go already. these bad rumors are out there because he pays no one to clean up the gossip.
ReplyDeleteMel Gibson?
ReplyDeletePerhaps the girl didn't leave, because she is a high class escort and won't admit it, or including that part would make it easier?!?
ReplyDeleteIf I didn't hate Penn before today, his love for the crazed dictator and violator of so many human rights - Hugo Chavez - would be enough for me to hate him!!
i wouldnt condemn her for lasting a month. she could have been starstruck. Im actually happy she left.
ReplyDeleteOr a gold digger who did not get selected for further degradation.
ReplyDeleteYeah...not showering was Johnny Depp...though he lasted in quite a few long term relationships, so can't be him.
ReplyDeleteWhole life...so I'm assuming it's someone maybe a little older. Can't think of anyone though.
It sounds like the Christian Grey character in Fifty Shades of Grey
ReplyDeleteSounds like the story with Russell Crowe and the hookers. Who has he "dated" recently? I know there were rumors that he was with various starlets (pre-Samantha) but I don't remember.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Tom Cruise until the servicing him part. I doubt it's sexual for him. Maybe Mad Mel?
ReplyDeleteI'm on board with Russell Crowe.
ReplyDeleteTerrence Howard. I would have thought it was him regardless, but it also works with the "Terrified" headline.
ReplyDeleteThis blind item is horrible, and a MF would have got stabbed...however, what breakfast takes THREE HOURS to prepare?!?
ReplyDeleteCould it be Jack Nicholson?
ReplyDeleteHe oozes charm to this day (the flirt with Jennifer Lawrence at the Oscars on camera), he has a background of dating waitresses, escorts, and any woman he is attracted to that he comes across, he has no long relationships anymore, he is still sexually active and says he only needs ED drugs when he is with more than one woman, and he has a history of violence with women. I seem to remember that he chased down one escort and really beat her up.
I could imagine that Nicholson might want to lock someone up in the bedroom for an obvious reason: he is a legend, his home is filled with museum-quality fine art, and he doesn't want any random woman he has brought over for sex to have access to his home. Perhaps he sees this as simply drawing a clear line separating his sex life from the rest of his life. In his mind, maybe his sex life is not going to interact with his home/things/friends/ or acquaintances.
The breakfast story is also just weird behavior. He insists she stay and then makes breakfast, but it takes him three hours to make. What person of this caliber bothers to cook their own meals and doesn't order it from their chef or service? It's controlling, and strange, and also a crazy man's idea of being romantic.
I also seem to remember Keanu Reeves saying he was horrified by how badly Jack could treat people. Or something close to that.
It was really amazing to watch him hit on Lawrence so publicly. He was incredibly suave. This guy knows what he's doing. I could see the flowers and limos and romantic charm but also the potential for violence in him.
Mel left the comment as I was writing and now I'm thinking Terrance Howard sounds like a good guess because of the 'Terrified". That was a good catch. Would Terrance Howard try to cook breakfast?
ReplyDeleteEddie Murphy also seemed like a good guess cause he just seems bizarre. But has he been violent? If he has, I haven't heard about it. He seems more like a person who retreats and avoids. I also can't believe he cooked anything for himself or someone.
Mel Gibson would be too obvious, and he has made sure to be photographed with a different woman here and there over the past several months. But I think the story would have a gun in it if it was Gibson. I remember hearing there were guns everywhere in his home. Staff, too. He's another one that I can't imagine cooking anything for himself, ever.
Might Jack Nicholson be just weird enough to be the egg cooker here? It has to be someone who would try to cook but wouldn't be familiar with cooking.
I lost a toenail once, too, and I knew beforehand that it would probably come off -- it had turned black! -- and I was TERRIFIED that it would hurt and be creepy and whatnot. Other people told me it was no big deal and I wouldn't even feel it. They were right. In fact, the new nail had actually already starting growing in underneath, and the dead top part just came off one day. No pain at all.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if what Lucas' doctor is suggesting is the same kind of thing, though. There might be a difference between having it removed and having a dead nail fall off naturally.
I had ingrown toenail surgery once, too, and they numbed everything up so that didn't hurt, either, even once the numbing agent had worn off.
So, sure, have it taken off! No big whoop. :-)
We are like the "No Tonail" team. I think we need a theme song. Or a jingle. "Bom bom bom. Nooo tooonaiiils" (Psych fans out there?)
DeleteI spelled toenail wrong twice in that. Tsk tsk.
ReplyDeleteHoly Scary!! I think Jauquin Pheonix (sp). He scares me and seems extremely insecure.
ReplyDeleteI vote Terrance Howard. Baby wipes, anyone?
ReplyDeleteBradley Cooper, he has a look in his eyes that scares me.
ReplyDeleteAnd Enty has talked about him multiple times beating women and warning Zoe to get away.
this sounds like Jim Carrey to me.
ReplyDeleteThe second to last line reads, "A real class guy". Obviously it should say "classY" to be grammatically correct.
ReplyDeleteSo is it a typo, grammar problem, or a CLUE?? Do any of the suspects have anything to do with 'class' in any way? (ie taking a class, in a show where they're teaching a class, etc...) I'm stumped.
Giving a beej to a man who rarely showers is my nightmare. I think I would vomit on it. (heh, rhymes)
ReplyDeleteHappened to me once - cheesy crusty chunks if gross. I honestly nearly did vomit on it.
Delete@Marie - Sharpies kill the fungus! HA! I'll have to remember that. I wonder if it's some chemical in the ink? I love hearing funky around-the-house cures for stuff. :-)
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