Thursday, March 28, 2013
Today's Blind Items - She Is A Repeater Cheater
This celebrity is A list. A+ list name recognition. She also likes to pretend she is a victim. All the time. Nothing is ever her fault. Not really true, but she likes to pretend it is true and if you disagree with her, you do so at your peril. With lots of failed relationships in the past, at least three of the breakups were because she cheated. She has never discussed them or mentioned them. What about the time she was dating a then A list tweener. The reason for the breakup was not the one she gave, but was because she could not stop making moves on one of the tweener's closest friends. It was constant. She would make excuses to be alone with the friend under the guise of working together. There was also the time she was dating this A list actor and "accidentally" walked in on the actor's brother-in-law while he was just getting out of the shower. The fact that she was only wearing a towel so she could have her shower was just a coincidence. Well, that was her excuse to the wife anyway.
Swifty?
ReplyDeleteWho else?
A Jonas? Hitting on a bro?
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ReplyDeleteWait....'She has never discussed or mentioned the breakups in which she cheated.'
ReplyDeleteDoes THIS fit Swifty? Dunno her music. Any few she hasn't written about?
@Libby, I interpreted it to be she has never mentioned the cheating or any wrongdoing as reason for the breakup. I think it's T Swizzle .
DeleteI'm thinking more Miley / Nick Jonas / Liam Hemsworth
ReplyDeleteLmao my first thought was Lindsay/Aaron Carter/Wilmer but no way is she A list celebrity.
ReplyDeleteI think its Miley too, wasnt there a blind before that might have been her something about sleeping with the brother of her boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteI know this makes no sense but I want it to be Halle banging Zac Efron.
ReplyDeleteHalle dated one of the NKOTB back in the day, the ugly one. Sounds like she was scamming on a cute one
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DeleteThis is the boyfriend's brother-in-law, not his brother. Maybe it could be T-Swizzle with Jake Gyllenhaal as the A lister and Maggie's husband?
ReplyDelete@Karen Good catch on the brother-in-law! In light of that, I retract Miley (I was thinking of the Chris Hemsworth rumors)
DeleteCameron Diaz came to mind.
ReplyDeleteThat's who came to my mind!
DeleteWow - walking in on the brother in law in the shower? Sounds like a bad porn set up. Even IF I accidentally walked in I would've turned around and slammed the door before " sorry !!! " would've had a chance to leave my lips. I'd most likely be mortally embarrassed and apologize profusely. Wth is wrong with people???
ReplyDeletecameron diaz... it all adds up
ReplyDeletePLEASE BE TAYLOR SWIFT
ReplyDeleteI don't know if she is an a list celeb but does Hilary Duff fit? She dated Aaron carter, as former a list tweener. She has a fairly clean rep I'd say, not one you'd think of as a cheater?
ReplyDeleteOn Cameron Diaz train.
ReplyDeleteNvm, hil doesn't think of herself as a victim. Def on the Taylor train
ReplyDeleteI agree with Miley.
ReplyDeleteNo one she has dated has had a "brother in law," or has been an A list actor. This is someone who has dated the A list actor, and hit on his bro in law Also while wearing a towel. The blind starts with "lots of failed relationships." Miley has had 3 boyfriends, and a brief run in with Josh Bowman.
DeleteJLH????
ReplyDelete@Ethorne Halle came to mind as weel. There was a blind that Miley got drunk and slept with Chris Hemsworth; Liam's sexier brother.
ReplyDeleteIt says the girl has had multiple boyfriend's. I thought miley has only dated the Jonas, the model she got the tit tattoo for and Liam who she called her 'first real boyfriend' Does that make a lot of exes? I'm not so sure.
ReplyDeleteIf it was Cameron Diaz, Enty would call her an actress, not a celebrity. This is probably a singer.
ReplyDeleteI think it's Taylor Swift. Good catch @Karen.
ReplyDeleteEnty has 3 basic categories for his blind subjects: actors, celebrities & reality stars. This one is described only as celebrity.
I'm on the Swifty train.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Aniston.
ReplyDeleteT Swiz
ReplyDeleteWho is the former A list tweener's friend that she would have "worked" with?
ReplyDeleteOh c'mon, this is easy!
ReplyDeleteTaylor Swift
Whichever Jonas brother she dated.
Jake Gyllenhaal
Peter Sarsgaard (married to Maggie)
I think it's Swifty, too - the specific clue being "She has never discussed them or mentioned them." She's claimed that she only had three boyfriends - Mayer, the Kennedy kid, and the boy band guy - but she was papped with guys all the time. She paints herself the victim in all of her breakup songs, too.
ReplyDeleteThe one where she calls her ex's girl an actress with talent on the mattress - that's a stone cold b* move.
The only thing that throws me off is that old blind that everyone thought was about Taylor--the one about the girl who still acts like she's 13 and doesn't like sex, etc. It's hard to match that image to this one--unless that one was never about her.
ReplyDelete@Karen, always doubted Swifty for that blind . Mayer would've dropped her faster than you can say Cleveland Steamer if she didn't like sex.
DeleteAnyone else notice that the "friend" is never referred to with a gender pronoun?
ReplyDelete@Lucas right? Wasn't she BFFing with Miley Cyrus at the time? Which makes sense b/c that's when Nick and Miley were on pt 2 of their relationship
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who read this and thought Britney? With Justin and Wade Robson and the tweener and friend? Perhaps the actor was Colin Farrell?
ReplyDeleteI think so too! I'm with ya.
Delete@karen, I thought about that too. There was also a blind thought to be about Taylor swift where she was yelling on her phone about her last pr relationship making her bad so she's having to do some damage control, about how she's been in real relationships but this one was just bearding
ReplyDelete*look bad. Ahh I'm at work, the part of my brain that hates bad grammar is hating me
DeleteMy first thought was Nancy Grace because I heard that bitch is "CRAY-CRAY"... those White teenagers at the mall still say that shit, right?
ReplyDeleteJust to be different I am going with Cher.
ReplyDeleteswift might be too recent... i think it is someone who has been around longer.
ReplyDeleteparis hilton?
Yeah, Shady Swifty.
ReplyDeleteKarrots - I thought Britney as well as I was reading this.
ReplyDeleteMaybe OT, but frankly, I can't see how Miley is to (fully) blame if she slept w/Thor. I'd be far more hurt by my sibling's betrayal than a SO. And I have never seen the Aussie boys in the news for any kind of rift. So, I don't think that blind is about them. I'm thinking that's more Baldwin-ish.
ReplyDeleteJ lo
ReplyDeleteBritney Spears duhh
ReplyDeleteThisi s definitely arranged to sound like Taylorbut I think that would be too obvious plus wouldn't enty mention a singer? Additionally I don't know any JoBro friend Taylor was constantly hanging around. And I would know i'm a hardcore Jaylor shipper ((I think they'll get back together late 2014 or late 2015)).
ReplyDeleteLibby: Taylor hasn't written about her relationship with Conor Kennedy. We'll have to see about Harry Styles.
Svetlana: Miley has also dated Avan Jogia ((a nick actor)). They only dated for a short while but there were pictures of them making out at her 18th b-day party.
Izzie: Taylor wasn't saying that she's only had three boyfriends. she said that she only had two boyfriends since 2010 ((she and Jake broke up that December or January)). I have to disagree that she paints herself as the victim all the time. Back to December is all about her screwing up plus in some lyrics she acknowledges that she may ask for too much. You're thinking of "Better Than Revenge" which is about Camilla Belle who "stole" Joe Jonas.
Unknown: Yup right time.
Halle Berry dated Danny Wood from NKOTB...
ReplyDeleteLuna- good analysis! I forgot about Avan, I remember the pics from that party and thinking 'holy shit, I would never have a party like that where my mother attended' haha.
ReplyDeleteI also don't think Taylor portrays herself as a victim per say. I know I'm a lone fan in a sea of Taylor-haters, but I think that she's just a female Ted Mosby caricature that can't handle emotional pain of any sort. Her image is so calculated, I feel like she's a Type-A personality who doesn't like the fact that some things are just beyond your control.
I'm on the Swifty bandwagon.
ReplyDeleteA list celeb: Taylor Swift
A List Tweener: Harry Styles
Tweener's Bestie: Ed Sheeran
A List Actor: Jake Gyllenhaal
A List Actor's Bro-Inlaw: Peter Sarsgaard
Ed's written a couple songs with Swifty. She specifically asked for him. There's an interview somewhere he talks about it. There's even a story about how she asked him if he'd like to go bounce on her trampoline. You can find the story on youtube. There are rumors about them but Ed's said he'd never go there because she dated his good friend Harry.
I usually stink at blinds but this just seems to fit.
Svetlana: Thanks! I'm a taylor fan too so I dreaded reading this blind's comments. But I know being hated is just the cycle of being a celebrity. Your assesment of Taylor is psot on. And my eighteenth birthday was definitely more tame than Miley's. My mom would kill me if I did that.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Yes, you like HIMYM too!? What do you think of this season? i personally wished they could have made Victoria the mother. Honestly I don't think they'll be able to make the mother being Ted's soulmate believe since fans are so attached to Victoria and Robin.
Exactly everything you said Luna :) I say all that because I'm a super Type-A personality. I don't like to control other people, but I do like to control situations. It's lead to my downfall, to be perfectly honest. I understand the Taylor hate, as she does seem like she wants to be seen as the anti-Hollywood partying type. Most people don't think of that as being genuine. They'd rather see a celeb like Jennifer Lawrence (who I also like) who swears, isn't super skinny, and says things that we plebeians think we'd say if we were famous instead of acting aloof. I think I understand Taylor because I do the same thing. My whole family always comments on how they think I'm 'the good one' who never got into drinking, drugs, etc. but really, I was worse than all my siblings. I was just more discreet :)
ReplyDeleteI do like it. I love Alyson, Jason, Cobie and NPH. I think Jason should have put his foot down and said this season was the last. They also should have introduced the mother before and/or like you said, made the mother Victoria. He's dated literally dozens of women, and they've all had medium qualities, but nothing magical and special the way the 8 seasons thusfar have been built up. The build up has been so high for so long, I really don't see how they could introduce someone that seems like a real person and not just a fantasy. Also, are they just going to introduce her for an episode and end the series? Or do we get to know her all season next year?! How is that supposed to work?! I really don't get what they've been doing.
@Svetlana - I *love* HIMYM but I totally agree, this should have been the last season. I really hope they don't jump the shark. (PLEASE don't.) Did you see the last one? I thought she was the one and they did that thing again and it was like pumpkin girl all over again. Freaking stop it. Next season will be courtship and we'll be bored. I hope not. :/ (I did love gay Marshall & Ted vs Lily, that was hilarious)
DeleteI think we will meet the mother in the finale of this season and I'm pretty sure she'll be the one narrating the next and final season. I personally did not like Victoria and I am glad she is gone. I didn't like Stella or Zoe for Ted either. But the coat check girl..loved her. Ted is a tad bit annoying, I stick around for Marshall and Robin.
DeleteKarrots - Britney was my first thought too.
ReplyDeleteI think @sifichick summed it up nicely.
ReplyDeleteI think @sifichick summed it up nicely.
ReplyDeleteAHHHHHHHHHH that drove me bananananananas! That's like rule number one of writing school. Don't do that shit. It was like that episode with Robin's kids that weren't real. AHHH *ragey face*
ReplyDeleteI hit enter too soon. Yeah, it'll be a boring courtship and we won't have been emotionally invested in her. I did like the gay Marshall thing too, I love when he gets all house-wifey. It's cute.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Taylor for this one. All clues seem to fit.
ReplyDeleteI went from thinking this was Halle, to Britney while reading it, but changed my mind to Swifty after reading the comments!
ReplyDeleteBritney Spears fits better, right?
ReplyDelete-we have the teener Justin Timberlake
and the A list actor Colin.
Totally on the Britney Spears train, she totally cheated on Justin who was the tweener-she cheated with her choreographer who was justins good friend--i.e. why they were working together.
ReplyDeleteand she did Colin F. who is very close to his sisters who are cute, he has two. here is a picture of her
http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2506721/colin-farrell-dublin-02/
Bam!
Madonna
ReplyDeleteHalle berry?
ReplyDeleteHalle berry?
ReplyDeleteT swizzle
ReplyDeleteYeah, first four lines sounds like Halle Berry. But it also sounds like Britney Spears to me. She apparantly treated Kevin like total crap but reveled in people labelling him the lowlife.
ReplyDeleteBritney Spears...Justin Timberlake-best bud was his choreographer friend Wade Robson.
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