Tiger Woods Steals Lindsey Vonn From Kris Humphries

Kris Humphries is actually in the news again and not just for his divorce from Kim Kardashian or his denials that he has an STD or that he is a crap basketball player. It turns out that Kris was in the middle of a love triangle. Kind of metaphorically, but when Tiger Woods is involved, things have a way of making you scratch your head and wondering whether if he took enough Ambien if he might not find Kris to be someone he would want to spend some time with in a threesome kind of way. Lindsey Vonn and Kris Humphries had dated a few times before she found out Tiger Woods was interested. Faster than you can say send me your private jet to pick me up in Europe to your private yacht, Kris Humphries was out the door and Tiger Woods was skiing down the mountain known as Lindsey Vonn. Kris Humphries? Does Lindsay not watch Kardashians? Yeah, she doesn't read the internet or newspapers or tabloids either if she is willing to date Tiger Woods.