Friday, March 29, 2013

Tiger Woods Steals Lindsey Vonn From Kris Humphries

Kris Humphries is actually in the news again and not just for his divorce from Kim Kardashian or his denials that he has an STD or that he is a crap basketball player. It turns out that Kris was in the middle of a love triangle. Kind of metaphorically, but when Tiger Woods is involved, things have a way of making you scratch your head and wondering whether if he took enough Ambien if he might not find Kris to be someone he would want to spend some time with in a threesome kind of way. Lindsey Vonn and Kris Humphries had dated a few times before she found out Tiger Woods was interested. Faster than you can say send me your private jet to pick me up in Europe to your private yacht, Kris Humphries was out the door and Tiger Woods was skiing down the mountain known as Lindsey Vonn. Kris Humphries? Does Lindsay not watch Kardashians? Yeah, she doesn't read the internet or newspapers or tabloids either if she is willing to date Tiger Woods.

Posted by ent lawyer at 7:30 AM

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23 comments:

  1. KPeony7:34 AM

    She's looking two different directions and it's making me dizzy

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  2. S.joy7:36 AM

    She went from one unattractive douche to another! Great choice in men Lindsey.

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  3. greenmountaingal7:37 AM

    I guess she took the Golddigging 101 manual to heart...

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  4. Izzie7:38 AM

    Or the Nike Romance Marketing Manual.

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  5. Cathy7:41 AM

    Going out on a couple dates does not equal a relationship.

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  6. LottaColada7:41 AM

    Lindsey Vonn for sure watches the news. She mocked Tiger back when everything was crumbling down around him.

    When Lindsey Vonn made fun of Tiger Woods' sex addiction

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  7. Unknown7:43 AM

    She needs to take a long hot bath with some bleach after being with those 2 dirtbags. ;-)

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  8. audrey7:45 AM

    Dating a few times doesn't mean it was an exclusive relationship, so therefore she was a free agent and there was no 'stealing' involved. I too question her taste in men, but I will guess that once you have a taste of celebrity the only way to keep up that intense focus is to find something or someone to guarantee you will become gossip blog fodder.

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  9. Sherry7:57 AM

    Lindsey is a total fame whore. She wants to be famous and Tiger will get her there. And in style like Enty mentioned.

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  10. ethorne8:00 AM

    I'm still not convinced that Lindsay Vonn & Brooke Mueller aren't the same person.

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  11. Topper Madison8:07 AM

    I don't think she's necessarily the sharpest tool in the shed. Or the brightest bulb on the tree. Or the shiniest penny in the purse.

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  12. B6268:08 AM

    She is talented at sports, but does not look all that attractive, she may as well hop on the money train during her window of opportunnity...

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  13. whocaresnow128:11 AM

    Tiger didn't steal her from KH. She started dating Tiger to improve her social status and he's dating her to improve his public image.

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  14. Barton Fink8:11 AM

    That big tall lanky drink of water is still my favorite basketball player from Minnesota ever. Of course, that's a short list. Still, he's beautiful.

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  15. Comma Chaser8:43 AM

    I agree with Topper, girls can be dumb jocks too. This seems more and more like a massive PR stunt where everyone in the Nike echo chamber thought it'd be a win-win.

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  16. Anonymous9:08 AM

    gross. I thought he was getting back with Elin???? Pigdog.

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  17. Unknown9:14 AM

    She definitely puts out a skank vibe to me. Not quite hot but ok looking and willing to get down and dirty the way Tiger probably likes. His list of skanks he cheated with was surprising in that none were half as hot as Elin.

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  18. Unknown9:15 AM

    That being said- more power to him. It is nearly impossible for him to have a normal relationship/love life.

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  19. JoElla10:50 AM

    I have a feeling Covergirl will not be knocking at her door again after the Olympics.
    They prefer to go 'skank free' for their ads.

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  20. Smokey77212:01 PM

    I'm pretty sure Nike is the matchmaker in this relationship. Tiger gets a blonde, Vonn gets publicity, and they both get to make lots of M-O-N-E-Y.

    Also, Tiger owes Nike and I'm sure he's desperately trying to hold onto whatever sponsors are left.

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  21. Mango1:16 PM

    Private jet? Isn't Tiger reportedly exceedingly cheap when it comes to spending money on women? As in, he doesn't?


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  22. Anon1:22 PM

    Congrats on being #1 again,Tiger.

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  23. Ari8:10 PM

    Great! Now he's all mines! :-)

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