Friday, March 22, 2013

There is No Joe Jonas Sex Tape

All day yesterday there rumors that a Joe Jonas sex tape existed and it showed Joe Jonas with his current girlfriend and Joe was drunk and stoned and carefully placing his chastity bracelet on the nightstand before deciding to leave his socks on. Yes, if there was a sex tape, I am pretty sure both of those things would have happened. he seems like a socks on kind of guy. Remember, if a guy has sex with you and leaves his socks on he does not respect you and is planning on leaving as quickly as possible after he finishes. Yes, feel free to stop reading the story for a second and look at your man standing next to the bed rushing to get his clothes on before he is "late." Are his socks already on?