All day yesterday there rumors that a Joe Jonas sex tape existed and it showed Joe Jonas with his current girlfriend and Joe was drunk and stoned and carefully placing his chastity bracelet on the nightstand before deciding to leave his socks on. Yes, if there was a sex tape, I am pretty sure both of those things would have happened. he seems like a socks on kind of guy. Remember, if a guy has sex with you and leaves his socks on he does not respect you and is planning on leaving as quickly as possible after he finishes. Yes, feel free to stop reading the story for a second and look at your man standing next to the bed rushing to get his clothes on before he is "late." Are his socks already on?
Very innnnnterreeeesting........ I believed that one.
ReplyDeleteCompletely OT - I tried to buy an ironman t-shirt today & can no longer find them. I saw them yesterday. Anyone know if they're sold out & of there will be more?
ReplyDeleteThey were having a copyright issue with the word "ironman" apparently not the movie but the actual Ironman races because it was spelt with one word. Xander had an update in a post from yesterday. He's working on a solution. I think the others are still available and he's working on a few more designs.
DeleteThank you, Katydid! I missed that yesterday!
Delete@tshirt questions :
DeleteI'm working on the issue. There are other designs available and more will be going up all day and night.
I am also doing a few work-arounds for Ironman while I am trying to work out the original issue.
Thanks for hanging in there.
@everyone...
DeleteI've been trying to answer all threads and email today...
Lots more designs up and running ;-)
http://www.zazzle.com/gossipland/gifts
again - I'm working on this all weekend - but there are tons of super cool things right now.
If you have specific questions or needs
contact me at
colorintervention at gmail dot com
There are a couple of UK and Australian CDaNers who are checking to order and will let me know if they can do it.
Please any UK or Australians - let me know by email if you are able to order from the current website system or not.
If you are - it's great!
If not, then I will have to try to set up a UK or Australian system.
Please let me know - love and CDaN support all around.
I love this community!
I really hope there isn't one so us CDANers can scream "Ace is a fraud!" in retaliation.
ReplyDeleteSo is Enty a socks on kinda man. Drunk at 7am and still wearing his socks???
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'll need an indication of a source other than Jonas' denial before I'll consider this as "case closed."
ReplyDeleteEven if it never sees the light of day, that could just indicate a nice, fat payoff.
He's packing in that pic.
ReplyDeleteI know Enty Blinds are banned over there, so it would be sweet justice.
ReplyDeleteWho is "Ace"? And what do they have against our wonderful Enty? Is it a territorial thing?
ReplyDeleteMeanie- Ace runs BlindGossip which has been posting not so subtle Joe Jonas blinds leading up to their big reveal yesterday about the sex tape. He used to re-post enty's blinds but banned him when the infamous article about Enty being an anonymous fraud made the rounds. He called enty a liar and said his readers deserved better. Keep in mind that Ace is anonymous too.
DeleteYea, Ace is a bully. I can't stand how pretentious the blog has gotten since he kicked off Enty. As if he is any better than anyone--he runs an anonymous blog telling other people's secrets just like Enty. H needs to get off his high horse.
DeleteYou know, some men just leave their socks on so their feet don't get cold when snuggling after. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeletemy husband sleeps in socks so if they're on they're on, if they're off then they're off. Either way IT's still on :) and he put a rongbonbit so if he's about to head out the door it's cause his ass is going to work
DeleteThe last word on socks and sexy times.
DeleteLucas I wanted to post that but you beat me to it. Love. It.
DeleteI thought he was gay.
ReplyDeleteAnd his career is in such bad shape, it hardly seems worth setting up a mock-heterosexual sex tape.
Although sex tapes have been a great career assist to female celebrities, so I suppose it's only a matter of time before a male celebrity gives it a go.
Not sure why people thought he was gay-the not having sex w/ teen groupies, religion? Anyway, he may be bi, but I know he's what's known as a pussy hound, he chases and catches, lots. Also dont know what the deal with the sex tape really is all about, but I know for a fact, that his family has been scared to death by his drinking and druggin'. Their tour is doing really well, not sure what you meant by the "bad shape" part, they just took a hiatus, now they're having to add more dates, they still have massive amounts of fans willing to buy tickets and download. _Hope he gets help, whatever way this end up. Sad to see someone so young throw their life away.
Delete@bri, just wanted to say I always enjoy your insider perspective. Thanks for sharing.
DeleteAn old bf of mine was self-conscious because he had (huge) bunions. The only time he took his socks off was to shower.
ReplyDeleteThis seems like a publicity stunt to me. One of his (or her) reps leaked info about a sex tape and now that it's public, they're denying it. Now everyone is talking about them. They win.
ReplyDeleteThat's very plausible.
DeleteThis is what i was thinking too, I men who knew the Jonas brothers were even touring?
Delete@Lucas, you are too cute. I could care less about this sex tape, or not, but I really want an Ironman shirt!!!!
ReplyDelete@Meanie Ace is the writer of blind gossip they don't post Enty's blinds over there after that stupid article and rumours that Enty isn't a lawyer and a fraud. It was dumb, and I'm not sure what got Ace's knickers in a knot but there you have it.
ReplyDeleteIn college, I always wore socks when I had sex cause I was usually leaving afterwards.
ReplyDeleteI was hoping for a much bigger reveal than a Jonas Brother.
ReplyDelete@Meanie, it's over at BlindGossip.com. They don't like Enty (his name is Ace?), but I don't know the back story on why.
Blind Gossip is no fun. All the comments are moderated which makes it impossible for there to be a community of commenters like there is here. And I think they got their panties in a twitch when this blog started getting a ton of interest due to the whole Himmmm thing (and that period of totally bat-shit crazy blinds).
ReplyDeleteThanks guys!! =)
ReplyDeleteAce posts real blind items (he includes clues in his items, which means that when they're solved he can prove that's who he was talking about - the majority of Enty's "blinds" could be anyone - he doesn't use clues.)
ReplyDeleteAce stopped posting CDAN blinds when Enty was basically exposed as a fraud by this article: How Crazy Days and Nights fooled Hollywood. Ace isn't the only gossip site that disassociated itself from CDAN. Personally, I think Enty's blinds about reality TV personalities are real, but few others.
I have wondered if ACE regrets the CDAN ban. I would so love for this Joe Jonas tape to be false. Then we can call out ACE.
ReplyDeleteI read both sites and came across cdan and blind gossip via dlisted. I love cdan and I don't like how blind gossip moderates the comments but I think this could've been leaked for several reasons a) he got caught in a gay act so they needed to spin it b) she really did do this and they're trying to prevent her from making $ n fame off of it or c) another publicity stunt. either way I wouldn't even want to watch it... Wonder if she got him to do ass to ass with her.... On second thought no, don't want to know!!
ReplyDeleteI think I stopped believing when the stories promised closeups of his testicles. Cuz, like, who does that?
ReplyDeleteIf it's true, we'll never see the tape because the girlfriend will get a HUGE chunk of money to hand it over. If there is such a tape and if it were released, it would pretty much ruin the Jonas' Brother's brand.
ReplyDeleteSomeone here at CDAN (around the time of the Enty article) commented that they completely made up a blind, sent it into blind gossip and they posted it without even checking with the sender or any facts. I believe this happened a few times. I have never been to that site since.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else remember this?
Am I the only one who gets the impression that BlindGossip works with some Hollywood PR people? While some of their stories check out and others don't (all these can be qualified as genuine blind items), they also publish stuff which reads a lot like a publicity stunt. Bearing in mind how much they had worked up the "Lucky Guy" story ('revealed' yesterday to be the alleged Jonas sex tape) and how many alleged insider details they provided, PLUS their history of running blinds on JJ and his allegedly wicked GF in the past few months, I sense a long-term successful cooperation between Ace and Jonas PR team.
ReplyDeleteNobody cares about JJ anymore other than guessing blinds about him. So now 1) the entire Internet is talking about him and the guy is relevant again, 2) there is no proof either way as to whether the story is true (BG can now say that since they pre-emptied the sex tape revelation, the Jonas people stepped in and bought the tape back or the publishers withdrew, or something like that, 3) suddenly not only everyone seems to believe that JJ is actually straight (which was also the underpinning of previous BG blinds on JJ), but the guy earns quite a reputation straight-sex-wise. 1) win, 2) win, 3) win. And BG wins because it generator immense interest and got quoted evrywhere and there is no way anyone can actually PROVE they make money feeding their readers PR-made bullshit. So 4) win.
Whats wrong with leaving socks on?
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ReplyDeleteI think the best blinds on any site feel like an assistant, nanny, hairdresser, neighbor, etc, witnessed the carnage. The "invisible" people hiding in plain sight . . . The paparazzis of words, ha!
ReplyDeleteThat, and I am a sucker for a well-written drama queen story of a blind with a good headline, like "They all are dead" or "She Couldn't Break Away" -- I am such a cheeseball!!
kelly "They are all dead" , oh the drama of that headline was gold!
DeleteBlindGossip wrote a blind item on Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise "run baby run" break-up 3 years ago(when they bought a NY condo) and another on Brangelina break-up 4 years ago(when they bought Miramam French castle)
ReplyDeleteEnty wrote Eve Hewson had sex with one of her co-stars at a première whereas she never worked with Dawson's blond actor,her boyfriend and her bestfriend were there
Enty also writes many BI after the release of the pics in Daily Mail
i remember the BI on Mark Walhberg having having a tantrum in a french posh restaurant (after he went at L'Ami Louis) and i can say Wahlberg never had a tantrum at l'Ami Louis because my cousin is waiter in this restaurant and he worked this day.Maybe Wahlberg had a tantrum in a french restaurant but it was not at L'Ami Louis
@Mag - totally agree!
ReplyDeleteAlso, I've noticed they put some blind items in that are obviously what's going on in the news that day - my cat can tell who the blind item is - it's like they wait for news to break and then make a blind item about it. Stopped reading them because they seem to play it really safe with their own items, (not the ones they copy from other sites).
I didn't know about the socks on thing. I'm the one that wears the socks because my feet are ugly lol He doesn't. He takes them off.
ReplyDeleteThe socks comment is ridiculous. That is all. ;-)
ReplyDeleteSo, Joe Jonas denies a sex tape, so therefore there isn't one? And even more important-who cares if he has one or not? Boring gossip is boring.
ReplyDeleteI read this yesterday over at Blind Gossip, and I SO SO SO want this to be true. Like, a ridiculous amount.
ReplyDeleteMay i just say,"whew!"
ReplyDeleteOh, man, I shoulda bought a shirt ASAP. The only one I want is the "not now, Iron Man".
ReplyDeleteHow the hell did he get popped for copywrite issues? Who's looking?
EmEyeKay, it's not over yet. I found that Zazzle sells t's with the phrase ironman without copyright and Xander has that info from a post from yesterday. He said he would update when resolved. It's believed that some low life stinker that reads / comments here is trying to "thwart" our fun:)
DeleteI was told by a PR intern that they use blind items as a way to frame narratives about their clients. I don't know if they knowingly work directly with the gossip bloggers (and pay them) or plants the stories via surrogates.
ReplyDeleteI suspect the Bradley Cooper reveal from this week is fake, for example. Cooper is GAY, right?
Speaking of surrogates (haha) wasn't Blind Gossip the site that went hog wild with the Beyonce fake baby bump including a load of specific details that hey never could have known because there is no way in hell Beyonce would have let that shit leak?
I think Blind Gossip is all about promoting their own site and this was a stunt to put them on the radar. It worked.
I don't want to get into a site war. I like CDaN for the community and general gossip but I have issues with the sourcing and fictional stuff. I like BlindGossip but the "Lucky Guy" thing reeked of being less a blockbuster than was advertised (which, tape or not, is how it turned out since who the f*** cares about a Joe Jonas sex tape?). I like DListed for Michael K's writing but damn if the commenters there aren't a little too vicious for my taste.
ReplyDeleteWhat was driving me BATTY reading the guesses on Lucky Guy is the number of people screaming Clooney/Kiebler over and over. I mean, I don't know the woman personally but to believe Stacy Kiebler, who made her name in professional wrestling, who won DWTS, who isn't some schlub Clooney picked up in a parking lot of a Perkins, I mean... use some freakin' common sense. If it was someone at Clooney's level, it never would have made it to the drip-drip-drip level of gossip blinds. It would have landed with no warning.
Okay, I'm done ranting :)
@Dewie- GOLD STAR!
DeleteI was so hoping that Ace's blind was about George Clooney and not Joe Jonas. I wanted Keibler to have some power in that relationship. Damn.
ReplyDeleteSex tapes are so KarTrashian. Step into the year 2013 ... try thinking of something original for once instead of going the same 'sex tape' route.
ReplyDeleteYeah, the reveal was a huge letdown, and I'm sure the Clooney/Keibler angle was driving page views and so that's what he approved to post (since it's all moderated). I think all the sites probably have some real blinds and lots of fake ones, but I appreciate it when they at least have clues that can prove that's who they were talking about when it does come out. I miss Ted Casablanca, though - I think he probably had more real items than most. And say what you like about his made up words, he at least knew how to write and use correct grammar.
ReplyDeleteThe CDAN/Blind Gossip thing started before the April Fool's Day article in the Post last year (please remember, that story was published on April 1st, and Enty hinted that it was coming). BG was posting a few CDAN blinds without linking, for some reason, and was not posting any of the reveals. Something was already going on between them.
ReplyDeleteWhen the infamous article about Enty appeared, BG posted it and made a big deal about the fine print disclaimer statement posted at the bottom of CDAN. When I pointed out that BG had a very similar disclaimer at the bottom of their site, my comment was kept in moderation and never posted. I have not commented on that site since. It was not the first time that "Ace" refused to post my comments. He/she only likes obsequious sheep who worship at the altar. I agree, this whole thing was probably a stunt to get BG some hits.
And I care because????? A scrawny strung out boy man on drugs with his druggie girlfriend of the month who's using him while she struggles to keep him at half mast who probably "leaked" the video himself for some much needed smack money. Let me rush right out and get that one.
ReplyDeleteYeah, if it's time for a male celebrity sex tape, let's get a good one! How about The Rock? I'd be willing to watch him in his full glory.
ReplyDeleteI'm not interested in anything Joe Jonas might do or say, including this.
I will say Ace pu him/her self on the line by saying it will be released on April 3. I honestly thought this was just going to be another one of the sites April fool's jokes. Time will tell...
ReplyDeleteHere's the thing - the Joe Jonas tape is *exactly* like the Timmy/Shimmy thing. Huge buildup, let everyone believe it's someone huge and famous and have readers salivating at the mouth for a steak dinner and tiramisu, then serve them...
ReplyDeleteLeftovers.
All those disgusting salacious details (closeup of the testes, really? licking the toys? ew!), the conveniently timed tweet by the "model" ("guess what happens April 3?"), yeah, Ace is base.
I have never had one of my comments appear on Blind Gossip! If you write anything questioning about the blind, even in the slightest, it will not appear. HUGE tip-off that the site is all about monetization and control.
ReplyDeleteLainey of course does not even allow comments (we are simply not worthy of voicing our own opinions).
Celebitchy also moderates and will remove anything that is critical of their post, or of Lainey who they worship.
Sox and sex.. Philosophy Footnotes Scrub followed by Soul Owner foot cream and then clean sox and dirty sex. Heaven.
ReplyDeleteI have no problems with someone wearing socks in bed. I'd rather that than be jolted awake by someone's ice cold foot touching me!
ReplyDeleteThanks @Agent!
ReplyDeleteIt's interesting that almost EVERY blog/news site is going with the "There Is No Jonas Sex Tape." I find that really odd, because sites especially Perez will run with the "There is a sex tape" first and then later post a "no there isn't." So all theses sites must know something. That it's a BIG PR stunt to make JJ come across as straight amidst all the gay rumors. Or maybe it's a sick April Fools joke.
ReplyDeleteLucas I LOVE that song. The Opster and I always quote: You want more? I'm not surprised ..But I am very sleepy!
ReplyDeleteI keep my sox on cuz my feets get cold and nothing is more of a turn off than cold feet. He's not looking there anyway.
I thought it was the other Jonas Bro, the married one, that was gay. Anyway, something is fishy about this sex tape thing anyway. someone got some excellent PR be it BG or the Jonas brothers.
@Sherry - My favorite part is "then you sort the recycling, which is not part of the foreplay but IS very important". I think of that every time I take the recycling out.
DeleteHahaha @ Lucas. I totally forgot that part but the "team building " T-shirt comes up from time to time here. Admit it, the entire song is comedy gold.
DeleteI haven't been to Blind Gossip in eons (does Ace still sign his/her comments, "Love, BG"? *pukes*).
ReplyDeleteI hate the fact that s/he moderates the comments, but then I go to D Listed and I wish that site was moderated, lol. The comments are sometimes incomprehensible.
BTW I posted a comment on BG yesterday that I though this was a big April Fool joke and that comment never got posted. That makes me think even more that it really is an April Fool joke. And JJ's PR was involved in it. Sick. Anyone remember the Brad Pitt being born a girl blind last year and it was an April Fool joke?
ReplyDeletehttp://blindgossip.com/?p=41668
I think they are trying to top Enty's Himmmm ratings from last year.
ReplyDeleteTimmy/Shimmy was epic. We (5) would read at work (never comment, read only). We knew the readers names by heart and would take turns reading the comments out loud. Dire potato is who I remember. If you need escapism, google "the writing of timmy shimmy"and see how many blogs outside of CDAN this spawned.It would make a great screenplay.
Agent, me too with the Timmy/Shimmy! I had a notebook and would take notes and keep a list of what my favorite readers would say. I don't even care about not really knowing the players, since it really got me hooked here.
DeleteEGB, we would try to follow the readers research . We would invent voices for the readers.Seth McFarland had nothing on us:)
DeleteI go on blindgossip when I have nothing elese to do. When I saw JJ was the lucky guy reveal my first thought was whomp whomp. Who cares about him and his gf. Its funny how ace thought his sight was going to crash when he revealed and it didn't which shows how lame this was. The whole theatric screamed PR. I also agree with @dewie, it bugged me seeing everyone on the clooney/kiebler bandwagon even though the blind was so obviously not about them.
ReplyDeleteDander, will you be posting the website info or do you just click through to your profile? Also, do you ship internationally?
ReplyDeleteAlso, male sex tape, Colin Farrell.
http://www.zazzle.com/gossipland/gifts?st=date_created#products.
ReplyDeleterefresh as new ones appear to be going up
Love Flight of the Conchords. Saw Bret & Jemaine live a few years ago. Brilliant.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I *had* to have an A lister tee!
sock in bed would be a dealbreaker
ReplyDeleteit would also be stinky.
enty, i looked at my boyfriend and he's sneezing and coughing, naked in bed, no socks but
Ugh, Ace. What a hypocrite! I used to religiously read that site, and then would notice some of my comments weren't getting published, plus I was irritated it took fooooooorrrrrreeeeeeevvvver to get a comment published. That was the start of my annoyance. THEN he did the whole Enty ban. And THEN he took a blind from Stoopid Housewives site, and didnt credit her. Oooh boy, the commenters on that site were PISSED, as they should be! So I took a big blind gossip break.
ReplyDeleteI love coming to this site because I heart Enty (and I don't care who he/she is in the real world!) and the commenters are awesome! I would comment more but I'm usually tardy fr the party (geez Louise what time do you people wake up in the morning! Lol)
ReplyDeleteMy hubby would love to be a beach bum, he hates shoes. As soon as he gets home from work the shoes and socks are off immediately, so no worries ever about socks in bed for me
ReplyDeleteAstrogirl, that sounds like my personal hell, no offense. :) I really hate feet! I believe God invented socks as an apology -- is how much I hate feet! So anyone at Casa Boogy Doog better not dress like an extra from Miami Vice.
ReplyDeleteNo offence taken Zeeky. I am half Japanese myself so I do like it when people remove their shoes at the door. :). I like to have warm toes n winter so I do have a collection of cute house sox, the ones with rubber bits stuck on the soles so you don't slip over.
Delete@FS when did Enty warn us about the April Fool's article? Anyone have a link?
ReplyDeleteObviously, even if there is a sex tape, they're going to deny it. And head off it's release. That said, if the girlfriend gets dumped in the near future, I might be thinking it's true.
ReplyDeleteHehe the whole socks on thing really makes me laugh. I remember multiple occasions where I have been in bed with the guy I am convinced I will marry one day and we have both been nekkid about to gt all funky and he's asked all panicky 'do you still have your socks on?!' and then he makes me take them off. Don't know why,more likely to orgasm when you keep your socks on ;)
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