Victoria Beckham has confirmed she will never sing again. Well, except for the days she gets drunk and wants to run around the house singing, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha. I bet that would get a million hits on YouTube. Because this is the age of reality shows, the remaining Spice Girls are planning a reality show to find their replacement for Victoria. This should be interesting because I would like to know if they want someone who can sing because she really couldn't that well. Maybe they want someone who can dance, because she really can't dance that well either. Do they find the contestant that stands and preens and chooses not to wear a bra for the first decade of her fame?
Uuuhhhhh. The Spice Girls are a thing again? Am I stuck in 1995?
ReplyDeleteOMG, can they please air this reality show in the US?!?!?! I still love the Spice Girls. Girl Power!!
ReplyDeleteI give her props for not trying to pretend she's a pop star. Everyone knows her real job is to stand there and be emotionless.
ReplyDeleteOhhh! I'll do it! Chunky Spice!
ReplyDeleteHa! Nice one!
DeleteI wonder who they're going to find to not eat the catering backstage and sneer while they're getting their nails done... Pouting is harder than it looks.
ReplyDeleteHow do I audition? I want to be Old Spice.
ReplyDelete@VIP...me too! I love them! (Spice World is my secret guilty pleasure)
ReplyDeleteI thought it was friends till the end?!?! Whateve s on my karaoke game you can tell it is not her voice when it is clearly all the others singing when it is their individual turn.
ReplyDeleteChunky Spice! Loved that, lol.
ReplyDelete@VIP - yes! yes! yes! I would totally watch this!
ReplyDelete@Reno - I have seen Spice World more times than I am willing to admit in public.
Spice Girls Forever!!!! I loved those girls. Kick out Pouty Spice and let the original four have some fun!
@ dia: I've watched it more times than I want to admit as well.
DeleteActually, I think this is a great idea, but with an updated twist....
ReplyDeleteReplace all of the Spice Girls. Let each member pick their own replacement. If you're going to change one, why not change them all?
I like this idea! Like Menudo. I mean should there really be 40-year old Spice "Girls"? Just saying.
DeleteIf they can make a buck with this retread of their life, go for it! Agree, victoria never pretended to be something shes not- a singer. I admire her too-- and I want harper and fam back in usa!!!
ReplyDeleteBitchy Spice stepping up to plate!!
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ReplyDeleteWhat will they call Posh's replacement? Knock-off Spice? Designer Imposters Spice?
ReplyDeleteRowan--your idea is genius!
@Rowan...
ReplyDeleteNo one puts Baby in a corner! No one!
(Actually, Ginger is my fav.)
I like posh
ReplyDeleteCan't sing? Can't dance? Thirty something? I'd fit riiiight in. Wardrobe Malfunctions here I come!
ReplyDeleteThat gymnast, McKayla Maroney, obviously.
ReplyDeletePosh was my favorite! The Spice Girls are my guilty pleasure. Everyone knows I am such a classic rock/ punk fan, but when I'm alone it's all Spice Girls and Hanson.
ReplyDeleteMel C denied this on Twitter.
ReplyDeleteI'll be Sugar and Spice!
ReplyDeleteI hope they get someone their age - it'd look weird with 4 middle aged women and a young one...
ReplyDeleteIf it is happening of course. Which I doubt.
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ReplyDeletehttp://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S5tmRgBx_9I
ReplyDeleteVictoria beckham singing wannabe, drunk
It really would be smarter to just replace the lot. Mel B makes my skin crawl, Mel C certainly knows how to screech, Baby is blander than vanilla and Ginger is, well, Ginger!!!
ReplyDeleteI've been drinking mulled wine for a couple of hours. May I present....Drunky Spice!
ReplyDeleteDid she ever even sing? Whatever. I'm only interested in her because of her hot hubby, as pervy as that sounds.
ReplyDeleteI'm drinking like a fish, too, @Mitchellaneous, which explains some things, but not all...
Baby Spice, Scary Spice and Ginger Spice are the only spices I really liked.
ReplyDeleteCan I be pregnant spice?
ReplyDeleteI didn't know Posh even sang. I know Scary, Ginger and Baby sing...but not Sporty or Posh. No big loss really. How about if all of them just stop and realize their time is done? That would really be awesome.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they can hire a Posh who speaks with a posh accent this time? Victoria Beckham as Posh Spice is like casting Honey Boo Boo's Mom as Bill Gate's wife in a TV movie.
ReplyDeleteI think this is perfect. They don't have shit else to do, and Victoria's been holding them back from being able to make some money again. They all have families, mortgages to pay and children to feed. She's been a spoiled bitchy princess for far too long. I think it's great their making a show out of replacing her. good for them!Get someone that can actually sing, is a fan favorite, and has the energy of Ginger. Someone to really give them a shot in the arm and a chance at success again. I never understood why they didn't go further. Hopefully they can get a second chance.
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