Sunday, March 24, 2013

Spice Girls Replacing Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham has confirmed she will never sing again. Well, except for the days she gets drunk and wants to run around the house singing, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha. I bet that would get a million hits on YouTube. Because this is the age of reality shows, the remaining Spice Girls are planning a reality show to find their replacement for Victoria. This should be interesting because I would like to know if they want someone who can sing because she really couldn't that well. Maybe they want someone who can dance, because she really can't dance that well either. Do they find the contestant that stands and preens and chooses not to wear a bra for the first decade of her fame?

Posted by ent lawyer at 10:00 AM

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36 comments:

  1. Sugar 10:01 AM

    Uuuhhhhh. The Spice Girls are a thing again? Am I stuck in 1995?

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  2. VIPblonde10:02 AM

    OMG, can they please air this reality show in the US?!?!?! I still love the Spice Girls. Girl Power!!

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  3. LottaColada10:04 AM

    I give her props for not trying to pretend she's a pop star. Everyone knows her real job is to stand there and be emotionless.

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  4. Mitchellaneous10:07 AM

    Ohhh! I'll do it! Chunky Spice!

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  5. Christopher Cruz10:19 AM

    I wonder who they're going to find to not eat the catering backstage and sneer while they're getting their nails done... Pouting is harder than it looks.

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  6. Tru Leigh10:19 AM

    How do I audition? I want to be Old Spice.

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  7. OneGirlRevolution10:20 AM

    @VIP...me too! I love them! (Spice World is my secret guilty pleasure)

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  8. smash10:27 AM

    I thought it was friends till the end?!?! Whateve s on my karaoke game you can tell it is not her voice when it is clearly all the others singing when it is their individual turn.

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  9. Agent**It10:28 AM

    Chunky Spice! Loved that, lol.

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  10. dia papaya10:29 AM

    @VIP - yes! yes! yes! I would totally watch this!

    @Reno - I have seen Spice World more times than I am willing to admit in public.

    Spice Girls Forever!!!! I loved those girls. Kick out Pouty Spice and let the original four have some fun!

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    1. KPeony11:45 AM

      @ dia: I've watched it more times than I want to admit as well.

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  11. Rowan10:29 AM

    Actually, I think this is a great idea, but with an updated twist....

    Replace all of the Spice Girls. Let each member pick their own replacement. If you're going to change one, why not change them all?

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    1. Surrender Dorothy2:59 PM

      I like this idea! Like Menudo. I mean should there really be 40-year old Spice "Girls"? Just saying.

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  12. auntliddy10:32 AM

    If they can make a buck with this retread of their life, go for it! Agree, victoria never pretended to be something shes not- a singer. I admire her too-- and I want harper and fam back in usa!!!

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  13. Izzie10:42 AM

    Bitchy Spice stepping up to plate!!

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  14. Izzie10:42 AM

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  15. Unknown10:48 AM

    What will they call Posh's replacement? Knock-off Spice? Designer Imposters Spice?

    Rowan--your idea is genius!

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  16. OneGirlRevolution10:49 AM

    @Rowan...

    No one puts Baby in a corner! No one!

    (Actually, Ginger is my fav.)

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  17. Anonymous11:03 AM

    I like posh

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  18. Anonymous11:24 AM

    Can't sing? Can't dance? Thirty something? I'd fit riiiight in. Wardrobe Malfunctions here I come!

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  19. Bleu11:43 AM

    That gymnast, McKayla Maroney, obviously.

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  20. KPeony11:44 AM

    Posh was my favorite! The Spice Girls are my guilty pleasure. Everyone knows I am such a classic rock/ punk fan, but when I'm alone it's all Spice Girls and Hanson.

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  21. BitterBlondin11:53 AM

    Mel C denied this on Twitter.

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  22. PugsterMom1:49 PM

    I'll be Sugar and Spice!

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  23. Marie2:22 PM

    I hope they get someone their age - it'd look weird with 4 middle aged women and a young one...

    If it is happening of course. Which I doubt.

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  24. Megan2:34 PM

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  25. Megan2:37 PM

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S5tmRgBx_9I

    Victoria beckham singing wannabe, drunk

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  26. Christopher Cruz3:09 PM

    It really would be smarter to just replace the lot. Mel B makes my skin crawl, Mel C certainly knows how to screech, Baby is blander than vanilla and Ginger is, well, Ginger!!!

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  27. Mitchellaneous3:57 PM

    I've been drinking mulled wine for a couple of hours. May I present....Drunky Spice!

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  28. MadLyb8:55 PM

    Did she ever even sing? Whatever. I'm only interested in her because of her hot hubby, as pervy as that sounds.

    I'm drinking like a fish, too, @Mitchellaneous, which explains some things, but not all...

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  29. MadLyb8:56 PM

    Baby Spice, Scary Spice and Ginger Spice are the only spices I really liked.

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  30. IDoTheRobot4:38 AM

    Can I be pregnant spice?

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  31. crila169:21 AM

    I didn't know Posh even sang. I know Scary, Ginger and Baby sing...but not Sporty or Posh. No big loss really. How about if all of them just stop and realize their time is done? That would really be awesome.

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  32. lazyday60310:41 AM

    Maybe they can hire a Posh who speaks with a posh accent this time? Victoria Beckham as Posh Spice is like casting Honey Boo Boo's Mom as Bill Gate's wife in a TV movie.

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  33. Anonymous10:58 AM

    I think this is perfect. They don't have shit else to do, and Victoria's been holding them back from being able to make some money again. They all have families, mortgages to pay and children to feed. She's been a spoiled bitchy princess for far too long. I think it's great their making a show out of replacing her. good for them!Get someone that can actually sing, is a fan favorite, and has the energy of Ginger. Someone to really give them a shot in the arm and a chance at success again. I never understood why they didn't go further. Hopefully they can get a second chance.

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