And just like that, Jennifer Garner realized what exactly Ben Affleck said at the Academy Awards.
Pimpa Joe takes a stroll outside Jimmy Kimmel.
Justin Bieber just looks more and more like an idiot.
Katie Holmes gets her legs waxed and then
does her oral sex impression.
Louie Anderson and his new best friend, Katherine Webb.
Lil' Kim pulling together a look like only Lil' Kim can.
Psst. Lisa Rinna you might need to get a larger size top. Just sayin'.
AnnaLynne McCord is hoping the brunette look will make people forget she was on 90210.
Annalynne looks terrible as a brunette, like a bad version of Jaclyn Smith.
ReplyDeleteOr a very rough version of Ann Hathaway.
DeleteCracked out Mina suvari
DeleteA dude.
DeleteLove lol Kim but she needs to stop whatever she is doing to her face .
ReplyDeleteThat chick from 90210 looks like she does a lot of sniff sniff
Lil Kim now looks like Hello Kitty. I still love her raps from back in the day, though.
ReplyDeleteJennifer Garner seems like she's secretly bitchy to me.
Lisa Rinna's top doesn't fit, but I think she looks good otherwise.
Pimpa Joe...say something nice...his shoes match his vest which is cool.
Katie Holmes is so blah. And her feet look extra smelly here.
So then why is AnnaLynn wearing a Brenda Walsh wig?
ReplyDeleteEwww anna lynne.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to seeing splash. I think its going to be pretty entertaining.
HaHa! :)
DeleteHaHa! :)
DeleteHaha@Jennifer Garner. She's growing on me.
ReplyDeleteEw @ Joe. Just ew.
Ah, so first Justin was Jesus, now he's Michael Jackson. Gotcha.
By Katie's oral impression, you mean yawn? Geez, a bit grouchy today, Enty?
Aw, Louie looks terrible. :(
Lisa Rinna mistook her lip bra for her boob bra. We all do it sometimes.
What is it with these Anna-something names? Also, she kind of looks like Anne Hathaway on coke. Guess I'm a bit grumpy, too. COFFEE!!
Give it up, Justin. MJ did it better.
ReplyDeleteLil Kim got a new face!! What is this version 4.0?
ReplyDeleteWow, that photo of Annalynne is not flattering, she looks like she hasn't slept in days!
ReplyDeleteAnd is it wrong that I really love Pappa Joe's shoes and wish I had a pair?
Wow it looks like AnnaLynne's face got even thinner. She has bigger facial features, so it just makes her look sick. Or on drugs like everyone else mentioned.
ReplyDeleteAnnalynn looks like Mena Suvari here! Not a good look on her
ReplyDeleteI can't picture Justin Bieber out painting trains... so there's no reason for that mask!
ReplyDeleteAnnalynn Mccord looks like she could eat five big macs, you can see how anorexic she is in her face, poor girl. Eat something. a little extra in the right places can be very sexy and attractive! the heroin chic thing is gone, put on some weight girls. It won't hurt, it will help your career, no one wants to see you skinny, gray and starving, weak, faint and stumbling. We've all been there, just eat sensibly, and get some help. Stop with whatever it is that's making you do that to yourself. I'm looking at you too Bosworth!
ReplyDeleteOMG my boobs hurt just by looking Lisa Rinna. Why would you bind them like that?
ReplyDeleteHaha Anna Lynne looks like a teen boy in drag as Angelina.
ReplyDeleteSo funny about Garner...I think most commenters on here & other gossip sites DO mostly agree that the Affleck marriage HAS been work and always will be work with his nature as it is, but that's okay and no shame admitting it--- more like cheers.
ReplyDeleteIt seems headline writers and time-fillers are more concerned about what he said than ANY 'real person' comment about Ben's supposed 'gaffe' I've seen anywhere.
Bad taste in clothing and style just runs deep in the Simpson family. It blows my mind that people pay money to dress like them and the Kardashians.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Justin Bieber always hunched over now in every picture like a caveman? WTF
ReplyDeleteLisa looks good.
ReplyDeleteAnnalynne looks terrible.
Waxing her legs? Who has a hot date with Katie tonight?
ReplyDeleteI'm available, and I can be up in New York in less than three hours if I leave the driving to Amtrak (or even if I do it myself).
Pimpa's hair? I cant explain it either. And beiber? Just halfway down the rr tracks to nowhere, and doesnt even hear the train whistle.
ReplyDeleteWhy was Joe a handsome straight man and now a creepy Gay guy? He looks ill.
ReplyDeleteThe way I see it Ben A. is a wimp. Their marriage might not be a perfect marriage but they both deal with it. She deals with his affairs and he deals with the kids.
ReplyDeleteReally can't stand Beaver. He is such a little girl. Why can't he walk straight instead of crouching like an ape?
Katie is getting her legs scrubbed as part of the pedi. Who waxes out in the open room?
ReplyDeleteNo, Joe's not gay at all..........
ReplyDeleteExactly Paris..And everyone thinks Enty is a woman? That should prove he's not.
ReplyDeleteWhen did Lil Kim become Asian?
Papa Joe doesn't seem very happy now that he's "out" and about.
Great picture of Jennifer! Anyone else notice we never see that 3rd child very often? I was beginning to wonder what happened to him...It is a son right?
I really feel like Joe Simpson looks like he suffered a BAD breakdown. Man does not look good. Doesn't even remotely resemble his former self.
ReplyDeleteI think I have made Jennifer G's exact face a few times while running errands with my little ones.
ReplyDeleteLi'l Kim needs to stop fvcking with her face already.
Oh, and Enty? Ease up on Katie, she's had to deal with CO$ and no doubt has issues.
Getting your legs waxed fucking hurts.
ReplyDeleteAlso, you have to grow your leg hair out for at least a month prior to waxing. I'm about to get mine waxed next month again. The lovely part is you only need to shave maybe once a week for months. No pain, no gain ladies ( and some gents! )
Damn Kim? Wtf you look like Latoya now:( sigh.. I still love her though " Queen Bee number 1 and 2 ! "
ReplyDeleteBut how long does your hair get if you have to wait a month?
ReplyDeleteJesus JB you're just unable to walk up straight are you?
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ReplyDeleteJoe Simpson is one caftan away from turning into Nathan Lane's character in The Birdcage.
Mistang - your hair follicles grow in at different points so some will be long and some will be short .. But yah it's pretty gross how hairy they have to be beforehand. That's why it's good to do it in winter where you can wear jeans and tights for a month!
ReplyDeleteJustin Bieber is ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Katherine Webb always in that wetsuit?
There are a gazillion things I hate about myself (hey, I'm a woman!) but my leg hair is not one of them. I have darkish skin and super-fine leg hair that grows very slowly - I shave MAYBE once every 6 weeks or so.
ReplyDeleteOf course, it's made up for by traveling to my upper lip. Stupid genetics. Thank goodness for epilators and high pain thresholds.
Ya know what's better and doesn't hurt? Having your armpits waxed. AND forever after that your hair doesn't grow nearly as fast as it did before. You can go about a week until you'll need the razor again. Legs, however, hurt like a mofo!
ReplyDelete@Alicia - I live in Hawaii, so my winters aren't the same. I rarely wear jeans. Not saying it couldn't happen cause it does get rainy here, but you still get the good days in between and I like to be beach ready. :)
ReplyDeletemistang - luckkkkky! I'll be there in May.. With freshly waxed legs haha. I'd take a tropical home and a razor as opposed to the NW winter rain and leg waxing any day of the week!
ReplyDeleteHOLY BAJEEBUS!
ReplyDeleteWHAT THE F*** IS UP WITH RENE'S MIDDLE FINGER?!?!
F! I AM GOING TO HAVE THE WORST CRYPT KEEPER NIGHTMARES TONIGHT!
I admit I've loved Jen Garner since Alias.
ReplyDeleteIf Lisa Rinner is wearing a lululemon top, I think I have that exact same shit, haha.
I love Jen from Alias too although something tells me she's more Rita Wilson than Sidney Bristow now :(
ReplyDeleteI also recognized the lululemon top on Lisa they use canadian sizes so an 8 in theirs is a 4-6 in us sizes she should of read the size chart first! I wonder if they have a separate chart for the surgically enhanced?
Lil Kim PLEASE stop jacking up your face!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Lisa Rinna is wearing her depends?
Umm...am I crazy for thinking Annalyne looks kinda...good? I mean, with the dark hair. I don't think she looks any thinner than she normally does.
ReplyDeletei have never heard of waxing your legs out in the main room. has anyone ever had a wax anywhere but in a private room? jeez, that is just gross!
ReplyDeleteJennifer Garner was really prissy and self-righteous with some talk host--I'm thinking Jimmy Kimmel over whether something was a real word or not. She insisted it was and had no humor about her. He called for a dictionary and it wasn't a word. I had liked her but then I started thinking her character in 'Butter' wasn't a stretch.
ReplyDeleteI think Ben really dumped on her at the awards. That was mean stuff. Yeah, marriage is work, we all know that. Ben knows that he doesn't need to school America on marriage at the Oscars. But he did it to just be slyly cruel.
I bet he is really good at that with her all the time. He is one of the few really intelligent, well-read celebs and I think they are the blind for the husband who is too smart for the wife and would like to leave but can't cause she doesn't ever care what he does and isn't going anywhere.
Nice bitch tits, Louie!
ReplyDeleteAww Jen Garner, get over it. Who cares if your husband cheats, they all do whether or not you know about it so either be alone or *puts on shades* DEAL WITH IT. Why waste the emotions on it?
Lil Kim love you long time, $5 dorra sucky sucky!
Oops, forgot "Herro round eye!"
ReplyDeleteDoes "voice like a catfight, face like puke" apply to Lil Kim now? Where's her bag of fried eels?