Umm, it's Lou Reed. he gets the top spot.
Ben Affleck starts growing the beard again.
Ashley Benson shows off a new hair color.
Britney Spears gets all dressed up for her shopping run with her kids.
Yeah, remember those sweet and innocent Charlotte Church commercials when she was a kid.
Chloe Sevigny wears a guitar dress.
Demi Lovato cut her hair and shows the world.
Gavin Rossdale after hitting the gym.
Jessica Alba has a book?
Oh hi Gavin!
ReplyDeleteThere is something very odd about that Demi picture. Can't put my finger on it.
ReplyDeleteOh wow that's Charlotte Church?
"I'll be your mirror,
ReplyDeleteReflect what you are
In case you don't know.
I'll be the wind,
The rain and the sunset,
The light on your door,
To show that you're home."
Velvet Underground & Lou Reed (and Nico too) 4-EVAH!!!!
Britney's boobs look sad, not that my post kids boobs don't, but I wear a bra
ReplyDeleteMamaroni, thank you. She can afford a bra why won't she wear one. I've had 2 kids too, you gotta saddle them girls up after some babies
DeleteTake a walk on the wild side.
ReplyDeleteI really like Britney and Jenna's wedges, (from previous post) I need to go shopping.
ReplyDeleteThat cannot be Charlotte Church. She was like the Taylor Swift of my youth, so.... vanilla.
Demi looks cute
Didn't charlotte church sing opera as a kid
ReplyDeleteI see demi and ashley benson in todays pics. I'm going to do some sleuthing on ashley benson pics from last year. I strongly feel she's the one that had the baby.
Wait is that a ring on Demi's finger? Is she hinting at something else and using the haircut as an excuse?
ReplyDeleteWhy do celebrities post pictures of themselves taking their own picture? The point of this is lost on me.
ReplyDeleteSomeone who can write wrote the book and let Jessica Alba put her name on it as the author.
ReplyDeleteMy friend from my old PR celeb charity days worked with Alba a few times. She'd swear on a stack of Bibles that "Miser" Alba & hubby Cash would have trouble even reading a book. But, she says Alba is really, really gorgeous, in person.
DeleteGotdammit Britney- look in a fucking mirror! And not a funhouse one!
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ReplyDeleteI never thought I would say this, but I want Chloe's dress.
ReplyDeletesend Brit-Brit to the retirement home already, she looks miserable, poor thing.
ReplyDeleteI saw that dress on BritBrit in the DM earlier and my first thought was what happened to the top of it. It does not flatter her chest at all. Poor Brit has a hard time with foundation garments doesn't she?
ReplyDeleteDemi Lovato looks so young and very thin there.
I believe they are calling it a Violin Dress on Chloe.
Gavin is all types of yum.
Wait! Is that really Charlotte Church? Doesn't she sing opera now? Is she pulling a Ke$hit on us with that stupid face painting?
Please tell me how Alba manages to stay so relevant? That is some amazing hang time for someone who doesn't appear to act anymore.
Ditto about Alba, and she appears in photos almost daily!
ReplyDeleteAh Lou Reed. He's looking good!
Demi looks like she has lost a lot of weight. Also, engagement ring? Hope it's not from Wilmer, ugh.
ReplyDeleteBritney has a thick neck, and wide shoulders. A halter is never a good look for that body type. Don't even get me started on the boob area.....
ReplyDeleteJessica Alba amazes me too, how she manages to stay in the press.
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ReplyDeleteSounds like you're writing a blind of your own, Grape!
ReplyDeleteOT,but how to these celebs get pics of them taking their own pic, when it's clearly not in a mirror? Someone takes a pic of them taking a pic and they post their friends pic?
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ReplyDeleteOh my Coney island baby, I still would....
ReplyDeleteWhat about Gavin? What did I miss? The radio show?
ReplyDeleteI've never "gotten" Lou Reed. He's on the list of Things I Wish I Appreciated But Just CAN'T.
ReplyDeleteI think Demi looks kind of content. Let's hope. And I see the ring, too. Hmm.
I usually don't "get" what Chloe wears, either, but I really kind of dig that dress!
T-Grape! Where ya been?
ReplyDeleteLove some of Lou Reed's music and some I am just blah about.
ReplyDeleteI know Britney should have wore a bra or something but I actually like the dress. She also looks rather "springy" here. Her hair is pulled back in a ponytail and she has wedges on. She is not all sloppy and a total mess.
Gavin is looking good.
I love Lou Reed super talented and a grumpy mother f'r to boot!
ReplyDeleteIs it a coloring book?
ReplyDeleteI think I wore that same dress and wedge heels as Britney in the late 1970s...
ReplyDeleteJessica's signing copies of "her" book, "The Honest Life." Huh.
ReplyDeleteOnly because this is a pic post:
ReplyDeleteI am surprised Enty hasn't picked up on the story of the porn whores before and after make up. Make up artist took before and after pics to put on her Instagram to show her work. NYPost picks up on it, scums and uses her pics, HuffPo too.
Anyway, here is the link to an album of the pics. All safe for work, yet not all safe for yer stomach. http://imgur.com/a/ynkv8
Couple of them whores look like that got dragged out from behind a dumpster and put in a make up chair.
Loved that article! It made me whore myself up with cake face makeup. My bf said I am better without it, atleast that's nice.
DeleteThat is fascinating. Some of those ladies look ROUGH. Makes me feel better about how I look when I wake up in the morning. :-)
DeleteCount, why can't they get good makeup artist in porn. Some of those ladies look like trannys after all that makeup got pancaked on and some of those girls looked YOUNG. Either way that was fascinating and scary at times
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ReplyDeleteHello Ashley Benson. Yesterday's BI?
ReplyDeleteCount..There is hope for me yet!!
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure Demi just took her extensions out. She looks great though, I kinda love her.
ReplyDeleteDamn Brit, nothing wrong with a bra. Lift those girls!
ReplyDeleteSooo, now Charlotte Church does christian death metal?
Gavin's pants situation is making me sad.
I. hope brit isn't on brink of crazies again
ReplyDeleteJessica is beautiful
ReplyDelete@Count: I just took a look at those pictures, and wow...what a difference. Some of them aren't terribly pretty w/out makeup, although they don't necessarily need as much as is being troweled on, but so many of them look like ordinary girls you'd see walking down the street, and some of them look so damn young it makes me sad. :-( I know porn can be a rough line of work; I just hope they all come through it more or less OK, and go on to have good lives afterward.
ReplyDeleteCount - Those are some seriously wonk eyed meth skin lookin' skanks. There IS hope for me too. Let the troweling of makeup begin!!
ReplyDeleteDemi Lovato looks like Friends-era Courtney Cox here.
ReplyDeleteYes, I am always posting that so-and-so looks like so-and-so. I do it IRL too. I can irritate the hell out of my family but most of the time I'm spot on.
I like Chloe's dress, which means she didn't design it.
ReplyDeleteDemi looks very good, a little pale.
Brit and bras aren't friends apparently.
Gavin looks like one of dirty hot guys. Hmm
I definitely think Ashley Benson for the blind item about the girl who had the baby.
ReplyDeleteLou Reed Squuuuuuuueeeeeee!!! Velvet Underground Fo Life!
ReplyDeleteOn Ben, I like beards, so yay.
ReplyDeleteI like Britney's dress...just wish she was wearing a bra.
Jeneral - Me too!
Love Demi's new hair.
Jess was on Ellen promoting her new book. She's got a good little thing going, although it does remind me of a Alicia Silverstone/GOOP hybrid. She is ridiculously beautiful, but doesn't seem to be the smartest cookie.
The beard suits Ben. Hope Alba's book isnt another celeb cookbook;). She looks great though.
ReplyDeleteI wish blogger had a way to include the quote you're responding to in your post. It drives me crazy when people respond to/comment about a previous post and the poster has deleted it. Gah!
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ReplyDeleteI knew I could count on you to mentionn Gavin's trouser tragedy. Fetch me my monocle!!
@Sunny- I spotted it on my phone. ;)
DeleteMaybe the answer to the blind about the actress who calls the paps when she's making an appearance is really Alba and not Rose McGowan nor Alyson Hannigan.
ReplyDeleteThose porn actress look amazing after their makeovers!
Ooh mango I think you're onto something!
DeleteAnyone know if Lou Reed is still with Laurie Anderson. They must have had the most interesting conversations.
ReplyDeleteI saw one whore on twitter get skeeved out that the same brushes used to cover up one whore's herpes cold sore would be used on another whore.
ReplyDeleteJust threw up a little to that herpes makeup comment. What happened to std testing in porn. Is that an urban myth or is it only for higher end jams?
DeleteReally I think it is pretty much assumed everyone has the herp. Though it is a nuisance, you can live with it.
ReplyDeleteThey test for HIV, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, Hep and now Syphilis, after last year's "outbreak". I think HPV is assumed also. If 60% (?) of sexually active adults have HPV, you gotta figure the porn # is 90+%.
I think that Melissa Makeup chick does a decent job, with what she has to work with. You can say some look tranny, but really, some of those whores look like $20 car dates prior to the whorepaint being administered.
I prefer the more "reality" based porn, where the chick does her own hair and make up, so she looks like any other girl in a bar or mall.
Count, I'm not saying they were prizes before the makeup at all. However a few of those girls were fairly cute with and without the makeup. But some just gave me the sad face
DeleteI just hope that's a very BAD pic of Charlotte Church. I mean, yikes.
ReplyDeleteI think Chloe looks STUNNING.
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