This would have been the dinner to go to if you were in Berlin. Matt Damon, John Goodman, George Clooney and Bill Murray. Impressive.
Not as impressive is Amanda Bynes. She is taking stripper classes. Not just for exercise either.
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are way more kinky than I thought.
Here is Ryan out of costume with Emma Stone.
Nic Cage brought some extra hair and his wife with him.
He also brought his own pen for all of his fans. Note: He will not sign Hair Club For Men membership cards.
Britney Spears at her sons soccer game over the weekend.
Billy Zane does his best Marlon Brando On The Waterfront impression.
Hello Topanga. The show is going to be on Disney right?
Anyone want to wager whether or not that's Kristen Bell in the sloth getup?
ReplyDeleteAw man, Amanda Bynes looks awful. :( Who takes a picture of someone looking into a compact anyway? There's so much weirdness here - hair/wig, hat, dracula nails, snake scarf, camo?, fake eyelashes. Get it together, girl.
ReplyDeleteHaha @Comma, and she's going to put a nail right through Marbles McGee!
Nic, NO, do not kill my girlhood fantasies of you being awesome by donning PLUGS.
Brit looks happy! Yay for her! Those soccer games go on forever, I'm so glad my kids do lacrosse. 45 minutes every time, no overtime, no endless time-outs, 45 minutes and you're done, let's get some ice cream.
I almost thought Amanda Bynes was Niki Minage
ReplyDeletethat is the most ratchet weave ever.
ReplyDeleteim not buying her crazy
That might be the happiest I've ever seen Britney look.
ReplyDeleteI'm so creeped out by that Amanda Bynes photo I don't think I'd know where to begin to comment on it.
ReplyDeleteBreaking News: 12 Celebs just got hack. We are talking about Social security and that shit. Numbers are put on display. some one call jay z.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tmz.com/2013/03/11/12-joe-biden-ashton-kutcher-jay-z-beyonce-hillary-clinton-celebs-hacked-credit-report-finances-exposed/
@dragon you are always up to the minuet on the good shit
DeleteWtf is Amanda Bymes thinking trying to look like Kim Zolciak
ReplyDeleteGOOD GOD, what is with Amanda Bynes? She used to be soooo pretty!
ReplyDeleteI think we should play 'Fuck, Marry Kill' with the top photo, but add 'Family' (as in which one you'd like to have as family & spend holidays with, etc), since there's 4 guys.
ReplyDeleteMy choices:
Fuck: Damon
Marry: Goodman
Family: Bill Murray, because he's hilarious but not for every day.
Kill: Clooney. Hasn't he achieved enough? And he would go out his most beautiful.
IF I had to choose.
Deletefuck: George Clooney
marry: Bill fucking Murray forever and always (I don't care how old he is because that spot in my heart will never die)
family: John Goodman
kill: Matt Damon, but not for any reason, other than wanting the others very specifically where I placed them
Fuck: Matt Damon
DeleteMarry: Bill Murray
Family: John Goodman
Kill: George Clooney
Matt I could take for a night. Bill I could take forever. John? I could take for the Holidays : ) and George I could take out.
Annananana Anna- I think we need to double-up in one category. I would put all 4 of these guys in each of the 3 categories.
DeleteFuck - Matt Damon. I'm not sure why, but he has limited appeal for me. One night would be enough
DeleteMarry - Clooney. I like the smart ones, and he would always be good for conversation
Family - Goodman. He seems like an old uncle with wild tales to tell.
Kill - Murray. A jerk from everything I hear.
Nice topic Libby. I'm with annanaananna fuck Clooney I like grey beards, marry Murray why not?? Family Goodman, kill Damon just because he's too vanilla to fuck not interesting enough to marry/family
DeleteBill Murray is not a jerk. He's a very nice and generous guy. I speak from experience.
Deletegawd-DAMN those are some wonk eyes, Amanda!
ReplyDeleteawww... Brit looks soo happy and so engaged and present in that picture. Good for her!
I'm sorry, I don't see the point of Nic Cage anymore.
That's a PERSON? I thought that pic of Amanda was of a Real Doll.
ReplyDeleteGeez, Libby, it's not exactly fair to play the game when you nail it the first time, amirite?
ReplyDeleteThough I'd want Damon for F&M. I know some don't like him, but Jason Bourne does it for me every time.
Amanda Bynes looks like one if those contestants on RuPaul's Drag Race.
ReplyDeleteDanielle Fishel is gorgeous. Those are like Kat Dennings size boobs right there.
What's up w/Billy Zane being in the Randoms lately? Is there a blind about him that's been circulating? Love him.
ReplyDeleteIzzie--I trust Damon as far as i could throw him. that's why i wouldn't marry him. The inevitable divorce $ettlement would be nice, but his backdoor shenanigans would have me pacing the floor.
ReplyDeleteI FEAR Bill Murray types, because i do love assholes so. But they also are no good for the long-term.
Remember when Joaquin Phoenix went nuts and it turned out that it was for a mockumentary? Deep in my She's the man, Sydney White loving heart I hope that is what Amanda Bynes is trying to do...sigh
ReplyDeleteAlso Izzie--I expected my pronouncement that it was 'okay' for Clooney to die would be more upsetting to somebody! hahaha
ReplyDeleteMaybe the 'game' was much more obvious than I realized!
I'm surprised Enty didn't comment about how Britney went to the game in a see thru shirt, no bra, and then during the game changed into a white dress. Then the dress caught some wind and we got an ass shot of Britney. No undies.
ReplyDeleteI'm worried about her going out and changing clothes all the time. Remember last time?
Amanda Bynes looks super scary. Second the Drag Race comment... Wow.
ReplyDeleteBrit looks great
ReplyDeleteLoved Michael K's comment about the clear Lee press on's in regards to Amanda Bynes. Don't kill me but I think she actually looks good there. NOT like Amanda Bynes, more like Nicki Minaj as mentioned.
ReplyDeleteIs this the child that Billy wants to share custody with?
I don't see the point of Nic Cage either.
Say what you will about George Libby..I still lurve him.
Am I the only one who thought Amanda Bynes was Lil Kim?
ReplyDeleteSherry--I think most would 'kill' Bill Murray in that group, but he's MY favorite.
ReplyDeleteGeorge only by default.
she looks like pamela anderson
ReplyDelete@libby, I'm sure the hurt will commence at some point. To any hemorrhoid cream owners considering such hurt - it's a JOKE. Libby doesn't want George Clooney dead and Sarah Silverman didn't really sleep with Matt Damon.
ReplyDeleteI think.
Damn I called Beyonce nobody picked up. I hope the feds dont track =[
ReplyDeleteBritney looks like she is enjoying the kids soccer game here.
ReplyDeleteI met Bill Murray when he was shooting Stripes at Ft. Know and OMG he was such a total riot to be around and he had a blast with the soldiers that were around. He in no way acted like someone who was some star.
I met George Clooney at a political function here in Kentucky when he was on ER. That man is gorgeous and such a gentleman, but then so is his dad. Women from 18 to 80 would drop their panties for either one of those men haha. They walk into the room and heads turn. He also still shows up every once in awhile for Derby events and you will see women breaking their damn necks to be seated at his table.
I refuse. Every time I play fuck, marry, kill it ends up in disaster.
ReplyDeleteWTF is up with Nick Cage? Did he borrow someone else's teeth? They look like they're going to pop out in that picture with his wife.
ReplyDeleteSteampunk - Lol for realz :-).
DeletePics of Brit at that soccer game over at The Sun show her not wearing pants & surprise! Not wearing panties. It's not boding well for Brit when she goes so obviously commando. Her poor boys.
ReplyDeleteHow does Amanda Bynes see with those feather dusters on her eyes? Ridiculous child playing dress up is what she looks like. Too bad it's for real. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Brit at her kid's soccer game with her boobs untethered? Mardi Gras is over, put the girls away.
Dragon: considering that among the hacked are Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden, I'd be careful about looking at the info too much. Not that anyone will get much out of Hillary and Joe's info, I'm sure Secret Service has gone over theirs so much in recent years, there's little to get.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the Feds are trying to shut it down as I type this. Then again, I saw on another site that it's been posted to a Russian website. So who knows.
I'm hearing that Kim Kardashian got hacked and folks are saying that she doesn't seem to have as much money as previously believed. Could be some bad information, but it would be a laught that for all her drama, Kimmy has little to show for it.
LMAO - Jay-Z had a $900 cell phone bill go into collections. He owes $227k on his AmEx,you'd think he could've just added it to that.
ReplyDeleteNot to defend anyone, but it seems that the hacked information goes back for years. Could be that Jay-Z's phone bill was from before he made it big. I don't know, I haven't looked at the site. Someone said he had one credit card with a $5 million limit.
ReplyDeleteFuck - Matt Damon if he has his Jason Bourne body..tape it and sell the sex tape.
ReplyDeleteMarry - Clooney so I could summer in Lake Como and make money from my tell-all book.
Family - Bill Murray. The drunken christmas's at my parents house need some comedic relief.
Kill - John Goodman
Amanda Bynes no longer resembles herself. I don't see any of her old features in her face. I don't predict a good ending for her unless someone steps in to help her.
ReplyDeleteAmanda Bynes no longer resembles herself. I don't see any of her old features in her face. I don't predict a good ending for her unless someone steps in to help her.
ReplyDeleteAmanda Bynes no longer resembles herself. I don't see any of her old features in her face. I don't predict a good ending for her unless someone steps in to help her.
ReplyDeleteFuck -- John G because he probably makes an excellent breakfast
ReplyDeleteMarry -- Clooney for the money
Family -- Bill Murray so we could laugh through funerals
Kill -- Damon, because it would be fun to match gun/martial arts skills
Any man who hangs with John Goodman and Bill Murray has UPPED their cool factor, IMO.
ReplyDeleteGET IT GUYS.....
;-)
Oh, Amanda, honey. :(
ReplyDeleteBlake looks adorable in that pic but I dunno about that dress w/ the plastic chest? I do not understand fashion.
Britney looks almost happy there. I hope she is.
DAMN, Topanga!